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*News Music plays*
Hello i'm Dogboy2709 with RANDOM NEWS! There are Flying Mantess taking over the town Eating everyone in sight! and now is the Next poster with the Weather! |
SUPER SANE ATTACK!! *saves Shadow Scizor* there now lets kick his @$$
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The weather...um....it's raining flying whales. Yeah. *passes cards to B.B.B. under the table*
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ROYAL FLUSH I WIN! hahaha you will never beat me!
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Unless.... *goes to Neopets and Cheats*
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me: LASER ARROWS! *shots them at the Flying mantess* Shoot they are not in that one!
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Hey thats cheating *Jumps and a bunch of aces pop out* I can... can't explain tha.... *runs* hahaha youll never catch me *jumps off and lands on a whale* Coco Fly like the river!
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Ooo, guts. *yanks them*
Whale: GLOOP! *begins to nosedive towards an iceberg* NYUUUUUUUU!!!!!! |
*sniff* Why? Why does he like snakes and lemons better than me? Am I not one-sided enough for him? But I thought he would like someone two-sided! GAH, WHY MUST HE CONFUSE ME SO?????? *explodes*
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*the whale hits the iceberg and explodes, shattered ice and blubber goes everywhere*
Me: AGA AGA ISUCKINARASHNAL TAKAJOKEE KEE KEE JO KEE KEE JO DEEDEE DO *explodes* |
Explosion time! *uses time turner to go back to before she exploded and explode again*
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Its.... ITs... ITS!!!! HAMMER TIME *HAMMER TIME!* DANCE!!
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Freaky microwave....mean microwave....innocent microwave.... PURPLE MICROWAVE!!!!!!!.....chocolate microwave? O.o *explodes*
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Why why did he need to go to the fridge and get ready to watch his cartoons mister WHY!?! *Explodes then comes back* WHY?!
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Because he is a meanie? o.o *explodes*
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*is inside the iceberg, it's a cave* Oooo, ice... *big bird comes*
Big Bird: COUNT! COUNT NUMBARZ! Me: GET AWAY FROM ME! *throws ice* Big Bird: *chases after me* COUNT NUMBARZ! COUNT THEM! 1 2 3! NUMBARZ! COUNT! Me: GO AWAY, YOU YELLOW LUNATIC! *thows more ice* Big Bird: COUNT THE NUMBARZ!!!!!!!! NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eyes bulge* Me: NEVAH! *reaches the end* Oh no... *goes to the corner, back is pressed against the wall* Big Bird: COUNT! NOW! NUMBARZ!!!!!! COUNT THE NUMBARZ!!!!! Me: *throws ice* I guess this is my last resort! *jumps through the "wall" of the iceberg and lands on a narwhal* GO! KEEP SWIMMING! Big Bird: *is standing in front of the hole I left when I jumped out* COUNT! NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!! NUMBARZ! *I'm a mile away by now* |
I was just walking when!
Donkey Kong: AHHHA AHHA OHH AHH Me: noo are you crazy DK: LLALALALA ME: YOUR CRAZY! DK: LALAL DEDE EOO Me: NOOO gosh you can find a posicle yourself Big Bird: COUNT THE NUMBAZ!! Me: get the &@*$ away ahhh! |
*a polar bear comes up to Big Bird*
Big Bird: NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO COUNT! COUNT THEM! *is eaten* |
My avatar, it BUUURNZ!!!!! Fear the inanimate object! *explodes from the microwaves*
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No don't you understand I don't want some stupid crappy cell phones I have one
Mall Guy: but its a camera phon.... *Gets Kicked* Me: Now back off! I gotta go get presents! *2 hours later* Here Pika-Mew I got you a Microwave Shadow Scizor I got you a Flying Matress and Dogboy I got you a new Virtualizer! Big Bird (in bear): NU...MB...ERS!! |
okay pika-mew i wont ask but... YU-Gi-OHH!!!!
YAMI: I will. what up with that avatar? |
*John Cena walks out of my avatar and punches Pika-Mew's microwave*
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*throws the microwave in a dumpster* It was looking at me funny. O.o
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Big Bird in stomach: NUMBARZ!!!!!!
*3 days later* Big Bird in stomach: NUMBARZ!!!!!! Bear: SHUT UP ALREADY! *craps him out into the freezing water* |
Yami: that's better it didn't suit you anyhow.
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