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Karasu December 3rd, 2005 7:45 PM

*the lion dies of phobia, the scarecrow dies of brain damage, and the tin man has a fatal heart attack* NYUUU! HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF, PIKA-MEW!

Amy-chan December 3rd, 2005 7:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow Scizor
*the lion dies of phobia, the scarecrow dies of brain damage, and the tin man has a fatal heart attack* NYUUU! HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF, PIKA-MEW!

NYUUU!!!!!! :dead: Whatever happened to the dead smilie? *runs around in circles, screaming that the end is near*

DarkFenris December 3rd, 2005 7:47 PM

*walks in * huh?! hey a house elf! *curses tthe house elf and turns it into a brick with wheels, a tail , eyes and ears*

Sammi December 3rd, 2005 7:49 PM

*randomly appears to quote someone*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rai
Kanas! <3 I want to see Toto jump again! *pushes Toto towards cliff*

Kansas? nooo, you don't want to <3 Kansas... I acutally live there o_O It's okay, but there are so much better places out there.

*eats typos* Random enough for you? *eats more*

Karasu December 3rd, 2005 7:49 PM

*gasp* Look... *Big Bird is floating in a muddy channel*
Big Bird: NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COUNT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NUMBARZ ARE FOR COUNTING!!!!!!! NOW COUNT!!!!!!!
Me: NYUUUU! *harpoons him*

Amy-chan December 3rd, 2005 7:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight Shadow
*walks in * huh?! hey a house elf! *curses tthe house elf and turns it into a brick with wheels, a tail , eyes and ears*

Wow. In just today I have been turned into a winged wolf, a house elf, and a brick with facial features. This has been an interesting day. *turns into a purple elephant*

Dogboy2709 December 3rd, 2005 7:50 PM

BoBoBo is so funny ROFLMBO

Karasu December 3rd, 2005 7:53 PM

Big Bird: NUMBARZ!!!! *rips the harpoon out and throws it* COUNT NUMBARZ!!! *eyes start going in opposite directions* COUNT THE NUMBARZ!!!!!!!
Me: NEVAH!!!!!! *shoots him with a water gun and throws a brick*
Big Bird: NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: STFU!!!! *throws a machete at his head, it hits, he sinks* Phew... *walks away*

DarkFenris December 3rd, 2005 7:59 PM

pika mew? would you like more email jokes?

Amy-chan December 3rd, 2005 8:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight Shadow
pika mew? would you like more email jokes?

Yes! Hit me! ^^ I, uh, don't mean that literally, though. o_o

MAR Heaven December 3rd, 2005 8:03 PM

Yankey Doodle went to Walmart do daa doo daa anyone wanna have a cupcake or Hot pocket?

DarkFenris December 3rd, 2005 8:05 PM

*wacks pika mew with a ditto. ithits her hit with a splat but just falls off like mud*

Useless inventions

- A black highlighter pen.
- Glow in the dark sunglasses.
- Battery powered battery charger.
- Double sided playing cards.
- Ejector seats for helicopters.
- Hand powered chainsaw.
- Solar powered flash light.
- Inflatable anchor.
- Silent alarm clock.
- Fireproof cigarettes.
- Smooth sandpaper.
- Water-proof towel.
- A book on how to read.
- A dictionary index.
- Non stick cellotape
- Powdered water.
- Reusable ice cubes.
- See through toilet paper.
- Turnip ice cram.

Karasu December 3rd, 2005 8:07 PM

Big Bird: *takes the machete out of his head and gets on land* NUMBARZ... *runs after me* NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COUNT THEM!!!!!!!! NUMBARZ!
Me: DIE ALREADY! *throws an umbrella*
Big Bird: *it hits him, he keeps running* NUMBARZ! COUNT THEM!!!!
Me: STFU!!! *throws a screw at his eye*
Big Bird: *gets hit, his eye bleeds* NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COUNT NUMBARZ!!!!!!! COUNT!!!!!!!!! NUMBARZ!!!! NUMMMMBAAAARZZZ!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *stops*
Big Bird: *stands in front of me: NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!! COUNT THEM!!!!
Me: How about you count this? *kicks him hard then does a stunner* And that's the bottom line... cuz I said so. *steps on his head and walks away*
*3 hours later*
Big Bird: Ughhh... numbarz.... NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!

MAR Heaven December 3rd, 2005 8:08 PM

Well you know what big bird im tired of you im going to count!
Big Bird: COUNT NUMBAZ!!!
Me: ok ready YEAH RIGHT *BOOM* haha my bombs will explode anyone!
does anyone want some Beer cake and Kool-Aid?

Amy-chan December 3rd, 2005 8:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight Shadow
*wacks pika mew with a ditto. ithits her hit with a splat but just falls off like mud*

Useless inventions

- A black highlighter pen.
- Glow in the dark sunglasses.
- Battery powered battery charger.
- Double sided playing cards.
- Ejector seats for helicopters.
- Hand powered chainsaw.
- Solar powered flash light.
- Inflatable anchor.
- Silent alarm clock.
- Fireproof cigarettes.
- Smooth sandpaper.
- Water-proof towel.
- A book on how to read.
- A dictionary index.
- Non stick cellotape
- Powdered water.
- Reusable ice cubes.
- See through toilet paper.
- Turnip ice cram.

*laughs* Those are hilarious! Lolz, I bet I would be the one to invent some of those. n_n

DarkFenris December 3rd, 2005 8:10 PM

*throws powdered water at pikamew* take that! and that! *throws the inflatable anchor at pika mew*

Karasu December 3rd, 2005 8:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlastoiseB.B.
Well you know what big bird im tired of you im going to count!
Big Bird: COUNT NUMBAZ!!!
Me: ok ready YEAH RIGHT *BOOM* haha my bombs will explode anyone!
does anyone want some Beer cake and Kool-Aid?

Oooo, me! *takes out some pancakes to go with them*

Amy-chan December 3rd, 2005 8:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight Shadow
*throws powdered water at pikamew* take that! and that! *throws the inflatable anchor at pika mew*

Oh yeah? *counters with reusable ice cubes* Let's see, how can I win this battle? *looks to the book on how to read for advice*

MAR Heaven December 3rd, 2005 8:13 PM

OMG we need some Peanut Butter for those pancakes!
* Bannana Breaks through roof*
Bannana: ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Me:*stabs bannana* now we have bannana too!

Karasu December 3rd, 2005 8:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlastoiseB.B.
OMG we need some Peanut Butter for those pancakes!
* Bannana Breaks through roof*
Bannana: ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Me:*stabs bannana* now we have bannana too!

W00t! *the Chumbawumbas come*
Chumbawumbas: Chumba Wumba Choopitee Chee*get shot*
W00t, now we have Chumburgers!

MAR Heaven December 3rd, 2005 8:18 PM

Oh my god we have a feast now all we need is....
GOOBLE GOOBLE!
A TURKEY *shoots it* Now we FEAST!

Dogboy2709 December 3rd, 2005 8:19 PM

Grandma got run by a raindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as santa
but as for me and Grandpa, we belive

Karasu December 3rd, 2005 8:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlastoiseB.B.
Oh my god we have a feast now all we need is....
GOOBLE GOOBLE!
A TURKEY *shoots it* Now we FEAST!

YESH, FEAST! *eats chumburgers with a side of banana and beer cake*

Dogboy2709 December 3rd, 2005 8:27 PM

she'd been drinkin' too much egg nog
and we beg her not to go
but she left her medication,
so she stumbled out the door into the snow.

Karasu December 3rd, 2005 8:28 PM

*gets drunk off of beer cake* *turns to chair* C'MON, YOO WAN' GO? I'LL FIGHT YEH... I'LL WIN, TOO.... *dives at the chair and misses*


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