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*the lion dies of phobia, the scarecrow dies of brain damage, and the tin man has a fatal heart attack* NYUUU! HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF, PIKA-MEW!
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*walks in * huh?! hey a house elf! *curses tthe house elf and turns it into a brick with wheels, a tail , eyes and ears*
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*randomly appears to quote someone*
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*eats typos* Random enough for you? *eats more* |
*gasp* Look... *Big Bird is floating in a muddy channel*
Big Bird: NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COUNT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NUMBARZ ARE FOR COUNTING!!!!!!! NOW COUNT!!!!!!! Me: NYUUUU! *harpoons him* |
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BoBoBo is so funny ROFLMBO
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Big Bird: NUMBARZ!!!! *rips the harpoon out and throws it* COUNT NUMBARZ!!! *eyes start going in opposite directions* COUNT THE NUMBARZ!!!!!!!
Me: NEVAH!!!!!! *shoots him with a water gun and throws a brick* Big Bird: NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: STFU!!!! *throws a machete at his head, it hits, he sinks* Phew... *walks away* |
pika mew? would you like more email jokes?
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Yankey Doodle went to Walmart do daa doo daa anyone wanna have a cupcake or Hot pocket?
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*wacks pika mew with a ditto. ithits her hit with a splat but just falls off like mud*
Useless inventions - A black highlighter pen. - Glow in the dark sunglasses. - Battery powered battery charger. - Double sided playing cards. - Ejector seats for helicopters. - Hand powered chainsaw. - Solar powered flash light. - Inflatable anchor. - Silent alarm clock. - Fireproof cigarettes. - Smooth sandpaper. - Water-proof towel. - A book on how to read. - A dictionary index. - Non stick cellotape - Powdered water. - Reusable ice cubes. - See through toilet paper. - Turnip ice cram. |
Big Bird: *takes the machete out of his head and gets on land* NUMBARZ... *runs after me* NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COUNT THEM!!!!!!!! NUMBARZ!
Me: DIE ALREADY! *throws an umbrella* Big Bird: *it hits him, he keeps running* NUMBARZ! COUNT THEM!!!! Me: STFU!!! *throws a screw at his eye* Big Bird: *gets hit, his eye bleeds* NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COUNT NUMBARZ!!!!!!! COUNT!!!!!!!!! NUMBARZ!!!! NUMMMMBAAAARZZZ!!!!!!!!!! Me: *stops* Big Bird: *stands in front of me: NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!! COUNT THEM!!!! Me: How about you count this? *kicks him hard then does a stunner* And that's the bottom line... cuz I said so. *steps on his head and walks away* *3 hours later* Big Bird: Ughhh... numbarz.... NUMBARZ!!!!!!!! |
Well you know what big bird im tired of you im going to count!
Big Bird: COUNT NUMBAZ!!! Me: ok ready YEAH RIGHT *BOOM* haha my bombs will explode anyone! does anyone want some Beer cake and Kool-Aid? |
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*throws powdered water at pikamew* take that! and that! *throws the inflatable anchor at pika mew*
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OMG we need some Peanut Butter for those pancakes!
* Bannana Breaks through roof* Bannana: ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Me:*stabs bannana* now we have bannana too! |
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Chumbawumbas: Chumba Wumba Choopitee Chee*get shot* W00t, now we have Chumburgers! |
Oh my god we have a feast now all we need is....
GOOBLE GOOBLE! A TURKEY *shoots it* Now we FEAST! |
Grandma got run by a raindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as santa but as for me and Grandpa, we belive |
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she'd been drinkin' too much egg nog
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*gets drunk off of beer cake* *turns to chair* C'MON, YOO WAN' GO? I'LL FIGHT YEH... I'LL WIN, TOO.... *dives at the chair and misses*
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