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*sets fire to the beer cake*
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MAH CAKE!!!!! *throws it in the sink*
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When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack. There were hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back. |
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YOO DEMINZ!
NOW BAK TO YOO, MISTEH... *turns back to chair* DIE! *tries to kick it, but is 5 feet away* |
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. |
DIE AWLREDDY! *keeps punching and kicking from 5 feet away*
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Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so well. See him in there watchin' football, Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle. |
woah where am I? am I in neverland I can fly! Hey what are you guys doing here Dogboy, Pika-Mew, Shadow
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It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder: Should we open up her gifts or send them back? |
HY UP THAR! *looks down*
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Woah I wasn't in neverland I was Drunk and why am I sleeping next to the big Bird?
Big Bird: NUMBERZ! ZZzzz ZZzz |
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. do you relize what song i'm posting? this is the Chours line to it |
*Big bird walks in the house*
Big Bird: NUMBARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: *isn't drunk anymore* OH GOD! NOT YOU AGAIN! *throws a heated iron at his face* Big Bird: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps out the window* NUMBARZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig. And a blue and silver candle, That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig. |
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Noo Big bird I loved Her!!!
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I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves." They should never give a license, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves. |
*gets sniper rifel* There's the son of a... *locks it on Big Bird and waits for a good time to shoot*
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. |
NOO I LOVE HER..... COOKIES THERES ONLY ONE GIRL I love..... My dog but can you use my rocket launcher
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why did the chicken cross the road?
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oh! it's is getting late g2g!
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