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*gets hit by football* Help me, Charlie Brown! I'm drowning! *inexplicable gurgling noise*
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I'm Going Ghost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pokémon á í ó ú ñ o░ ⌐ Oh no attack of the syuff not on the keyboard ¡ ¿
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*looks at post* Eeee! Dogboy, the demented keyboard is here to eat your brains! *gaspies* RUN FOR YOUR WIVES, PEOPLE!!!! *flies*
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The demented keyboard?! Did Master gone insane?! O.o;
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Yes, our master has betrayed us. Just like Microwave, Potato, and Mozart. Why must everyone turn against us? *sobs*
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*calls in Board of Trustees* I forgot...they betrayed us too.....
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*sobs again* Why must everyone betray us? Oh yeah, we're true shrimpheads. Me forgot.
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Yeah.....we must some how become Lobsterheads...but how? HOW!?!?
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We musht find a way... Perhaps the komodo dragons can help us?
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Yeah but right now they are vacation.........with the Easter Bunny....
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Oh. What about the great donkey wizard? He is not stealing from the carrot people anymore.
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Really?! He stopped finally! my black mail-err I mean lessons must have finally got to him!
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*gaspies* Rai! You have been blackmailing the great Zyos? HOW COULD YOU??? *casts spell to turn back into frog form and runs off into the swamp, crying*
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*runs after Piki* I'm sorry! I just wanted the carrot people to be happy! HAPPY I TELL YOU!
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*tears* If you wanted them to be happy, why did you kill Madam Puss-'n-boots? I trusted you, Rai! I'm sorry to do this, but... YOU'RE NOT MY REALTOR ANYMORE!!! *turns away*
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Lawers come and take Rai away*
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Nooo! They cannot send you to the courthouse! Batman died in there! I cannot let them take you, whether you're my realtor or not! *flags down lawyers dragging Rai* Stop, lawyer peoples, or else... *thinks fast* Or else your parents will never let you watch Hamtaro again!
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Lawyers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! We have to watch Hamtaro!!!! *run home to their mommies*
Rai: Yay! Thankies Piki! You saved me! *hug* |
Oh, you're welcome! *hugs back* Anything for my best realtor! Now let us read Teh Ultimate Guide to the Monsters of Hercules the Moonman! It has lots of great tips on how to bake a cake.
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Yeah......but the cake always comes out wrong.....it always taste like Dish Soap.....
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O.O But I thought it was SUPPOSED to taste like dish soap... So what have I been doing for the last 77 years?????? Oh, that's right. Playing chess with the mailman.
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The mailman plays chess with you too?! And for all this time...I thought I was the only one.....
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No... but we are the chosen two... so we must rid the world of Voldie and his bumbling henchmen, for we are the one-two dinos.
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Voldie? Didn't Larry (or something like that) kill him 56 months ago?
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Behold, the next generation of high-security prisons! *pulls curtain, revealing a cardboard box* Let's see those convicts get out of this...
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