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Sankari December 15th, 2004 7:58 PM

LOL, I like mine better...here's another...
Coach: Okay, it's time for this afternoon's football practice! All you candy wrappers who want to try out for the team line up here by this foot stool!
Girl: I'm ready. I want to play funny back.
Coach: Hold it! You're a girl. We only have cards on the team.
Girl: How come? I'm as good as any board! I weigh 500 pounds and I can run faster than Walt Disney!
Coach: But what if you have to tackle someone?
Girl: I have a helmet to protect my motorcycle and I will get some soap pads and also Harold guards.
Coach: I still don't think your hairy enough. :laugh:
Girl: Listen. Just give me a wooden board and I'll be a female Arnold Schwartsamagerman.
Yay! It's a masterpiece! I have funnier ones, but I think they're so inapropriate, I'd have to censor it :laugh:

Vincent Valentine December 15th, 2004 8:23 PM

That is hilarious!
Post them anyways!
What is the Spontaneous Acts of Randomness thread for if not Randomness?! o.0

Sankari December 15th, 2004 8:38 PM

It has a lot of boobs and butts and poops in it, though O_o[/color]

Vincent Valentine December 15th, 2004 9:15 PM

I see nothing worng with that.,,....:D j/k

Kylie-chan December 15th, 2004 9:37 PM

lolz what's this thread doing now, how do i do those stories? XD

Vincent Valentine December 15th, 2004 9:42 PM

Those are madlibs!
Ask Spon for more info! lolz
Anywho....TACOS!!!!!

IceKitten December 16th, 2004 2:09 AM

*Bounces on Spoon*

Look! It's a killer rabbit!

*hides in a riofjriohfirh*

FireEmporer December 16th, 2004 3:35 PM

*Runs around like a drunk monkey Throwing Spam flavored, Mashed potato Covered, Icecicles at jeremy and rudy*

Vincent Valentine December 16th, 2004 3:56 PM

*eats icicle as last meal before dying of tiredness....*

FireEmporer December 16th, 2004 3:58 PM

*Throws ninja sporks at Rudy*

Sankari December 16th, 2004 4:05 PM

Don't neglect your scalp! Even though you don't know it, your scalp may be gone! This can cause your hair to turn bloody and veiny. An invisible scalp is due to overactivity on the part of the butt:D and to excessive production of the ***** normally present in th skin. For a healthy scalp, was your head carefully every night in non-purified water and then take a hot butt :/ Shampoo. Then massage your crud:D for five minutes with a sharp knife. If you suffer from pink hair, soak your buns:D regularly in a barrel of vinegar. Good luck!

I sensored one word...even though it wouldn't originally be sensored :nervous:

Jeremy December 16th, 2004 5:59 PM

I put the "F" "U" in fun!
*Laughs.*

Vincent Valentine December 16th, 2004 7:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIKA2
I put the "F" "U" in fun!
*Laughs.*

NO, no you didn't!
Spongebob put the F U in fun! :D

Sankari December 16th, 2004 7:10 PM

F is for friends who do stuff together!
U is for you and me!
N is for anywhere, anytime at all!
Down here in the deep blue sea!
F is for fire to burn down the whole town!
U is for Uranium...bombs!
N is for no survivors, when--
Plankton! That's not what fun is about! Try it like this:
F is for friends who do stuff together!
U is for you and me!
N is for anywhere anytime at all!
Down here in the deep blue sea!
F is for frolicking in the flowers!
U is for Ukulele!
N is for nose-picking, sharing gum, and sand licking!
Down here in the deep blue sea!

IceKitten December 17th, 2004 1:56 AM

LOL buns

SPon11 >.>

Look! made you look!

*kills herself*

Jeremy December 17th, 2004 2:31 PM

Oh no! My thread gotten boring! Oh well...

*Farts.*

-Riyuko- December 17th, 2004 2:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIKA2
Oh no! My thread gotten boring! Oh well...

*Farts.*

Ew...O.o; I think I'm going to faint... *looks around desperately for a nose plug but cannot find one* *holds breath* *turns purple/red/green* *faints*

xD

Jeremy December 17th, 2004 2:40 PM

I must perform CPR! *Goes to Ri, and takes her money.* XD

Kylie-chan December 17th, 2004 2:43 PM

Jeremy... sign into MSN NOW!!!!!!! lolz

*climbs up onto Big Ben, superglues Jeremy to the second hand, and watches him*

-Riyuko- December 17th, 2004 2:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIKA2
I must perform CPR! *Goes to Ri, and takes her money.* XD

Ha. xD You're out of luck. How are you planning to steal money that I dont have? xD

Jeremy December 17th, 2004 2:47 PM

Oh no sweeties, I've been super glued! *Rips off close to excape.* XD

Kylie-chan December 17th, 2004 2:50 PM

*covers eyes and passes Jeremy parachute and flies down in a helicopter* Sorry dude! lolz

*Chikorita* December 17th, 2004 2:50 PM

*Dies* Well, that was weird. XD Wait, why am I still speaking? *Stops speaking* That's better. XD

Vincent Valentine December 17th, 2004 2:50 PM

Jeremy put your clothes back on!
*covers eyes*
Is Karli Fainted? Is she in need of CPR?!

-Riyuko- December 17th, 2004 2:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vincent Valentine
Jeremy put your clothes back on!
*covers eyes*
Is Karli Fainted? Is she in need of CPR?!

*wakes up and is still holding her breath* *exhales and flies around the room backwards like a balloon*
No...>.> I think I'm alright for now.


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