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LOL, I like mine better...here's another...
Coach: Okay, it's time for this afternoon's football practice! All you candy wrappers who want to try out for the team line up here by this foot stool! Girl: I'm ready. I want to play funny back. Coach: Hold it! You're a girl. We only have cards on the team. Girl: How come? I'm as good as any board! I weigh 500 pounds and I can run faster than Walt Disney! Coach: But what if you have to tackle someone? Girl: I have a helmet to protect my motorcycle and I will get some soap pads and also Harold guards. Coach: I still don't think your hairy enough. :laugh: Girl: Listen. Just give me a wooden board and I'll be a female Arnold Schwartsamagerman. Yay! It's a masterpiece! I have funnier ones, but I think they're so inapropriate, I'd have to censor it :laugh: |
That is hilarious!
Post them anyways! What is the Spontaneous Acts of Randomness thread for if not Randomness?! o.0 |
It has a lot of boobs and butts and poops in it, though O_o[/color]
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I see nothing worng with that.,,....:D j/k
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lolz what's this thread doing now, how do i do those stories? XD
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Those are madlibs!
Ask Spon for more info! lolz Anywho....TACOS!!!!! |
*Bounces on Spoon*
Look! It's a killer rabbit! *hides in a riofjriohfirh* |
*Runs around like a drunk monkey Throwing Spam flavored, Mashed potato Covered, Icecicles at jeremy and rudy*
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*eats icicle as last meal before dying of tiredness....*
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*Throws ninja sporks at Rudy*
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Don't neglect your scalp! Even though you don't know it, your scalp may be gone! This can cause your hair to turn bloody and veiny. An invisible scalp is due to overactivity on the part of the butt:D and to excessive production of the ***** normally present in th skin. For a healthy scalp, was your head carefully every night in non-purified water and then take a hot butt :/ Shampoo. Then massage your crud:D for five minutes with a sharp knife. If you suffer from pink hair, soak your buns:D regularly in a barrel of vinegar. Good luck!
I sensored one word...even though it wouldn't originally be sensored :nervous: |
I put the "F" "U" in fun!
*Laughs.* |
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Spongebob put the F U in fun! :D |
F is for friends who do stuff together!
U is for you and me! N is for anywhere, anytime at all! Down here in the deep blue sea! F is for fire to burn down the whole town! U is for Uranium...bombs! N is for no survivors, when-- Plankton! That's not what fun is about! Try it like this: F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere anytime at all! Down here in the deep blue sea! F is for frolicking in the flowers! U is for Ukulele! N is for nose-picking, sharing gum, and sand licking! Down here in the deep blue sea! |
LOL buns
SPon11 >.> Look! made you look! *kills herself* |
Oh no! My thread gotten boring! Oh well...
*Farts.* |
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I must perform CPR! *Goes to Ri, and takes her money.* XD
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Jeremy... sign into MSN NOW!!!!!!! lolz
*climbs up onto Big Ben, superglues Jeremy to the second hand, and watches him* |
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Oh no sweeties, I've been super glued! *Rips off close to excape.* XD
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*covers eyes and passes Jeremy parachute and flies down in a helicopter* Sorry dude! lolz
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*Dies* Well, that was weird. XD Wait, why am I still speaking? *Stops speaking* That's better. XD
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Jeremy put your clothes back on!
*covers eyes* Is Karli Fainted? Is she in need of CPR?! |
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No...>.> I think I'm alright for now. |
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