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Crystalized April 30th, 2011 3:03 AM

1,000 ways to be kicked out of Walmart
 
Just post a way to be kicked out of Walmart.

1. Put on a Batman costume, and run around screaming "To the Batmobile!"

EDIT: I am Australian, but I put Walmart to suit all you Americans.

Aura Rift April 30th, 2011 4:13 AM

Pick up all the yoghurt you can open it all and poor it all over the nearest employee :P

Edsbob April 30th, 2011 4:15 AM

3. Get caught shoplifting.

It's a sure-fire way, plus you may even get to meet the police!

Aura Rift April 30th, 2011 4:23 AM

4. Drive a car through the front door. Lol imagine that.

Crystalized April 30th, 2011 4:31 AM

5. Put on a Police Outfit, and smash down the door (though it would be hard to smash open a automatic door) saying "Police, open up!"

Barney. April 30th, 2011 4:33 AM

Rest your balls on the manager's bald head and claim that he must do you bidding or you'll "spill" on him.

Aura Rift April 30th, 2011 7:15 AM

Use the different aisles as "dominos"...

Ethan Gold April 30th, 2011 7:21 AM

Flush away Flushed Away toys inside the toilets literally, clogging them in the process.

lx_theo April 30th, 2011 8:34 AM

9. Play Mario Kart with the shopping carts. Make sure you take advantage of the bananas and turtles in the pet section.

And I'd suggest for everyone to make sure they keep track of what number they are on (accurately), or the "1000" part of the game loses its meaning.

Nutella May 1st, 2011 5:17 AM

#10: Get a megaphone and announce to all the shoppers where cheaper prices of their popular products are.

Fluff May 1st, 2011 5:43 AM

11. Take everything off the shelves and throw it at people xD

Giga Flare May 1st, 2011 5:46 AM

12. Ride the shopping carts into other people on purpose.

vaporeon7 May 1st, 2011 5:49 AM

13.

Open all the cereal boxes and hurl them at the floor in disgust and claim they didn't have the prize you wanted.

Pika-power May 1st, 2011 5:49 AM

Head to the Lawn+Garden section to get a shovel.
Knock out the manager.

Nutella May 1st, 2011 5:54 AM

#15 Demand to speak to their CEO with a confrontational tone and a small media scrum.

vaporeon7 May 1st, 2011 5:59 AM

#16

Trip over on purpose and demand they hand over the company.

Nutella May 1st, 2011 6:34 AM

#17 Throw potatoes at the service manager

lx_theo May 1st, 2011 7:40 AM

18. Create an fortress within the toys section.

Arma May 1st, 2011 7:44 AM

19.

Get a large number of people with golden pants and do this.

Nutella May 2nd, 2011 10:46 PM

20. Name and shame the fatties in the store

miju-kun May 2nd, 2011 10:51 PM

21. Throw meat and fish at everyone. XD

Azure Revolver May 2nd, 2011 11:25 PM

-Get your book and go into a worker room. When the workers try to throw you out you say "Shhhh!!! I am reading!"
-Open up candy bags and then throw the candy at people.

Shining Raichu May 3rd, 2011 2:06 AM

24. Find the candy aisle and lure children there, saying you'll give them candy for free if they just help you with one thing.

Ces soirees-la May 3rd, 2011 2:37 AM

25. Reenact the rumble scene from West Side Story

Steven May 3rd, 2011 2:53 AM

26. Find a bluetooth stereo, and use your phones bluetooth to start blasting random load music when people walk buy. Preferably Death Metal or Screamo.

vaporeon7 May 3rd, 2011 5:06 AM

27.

Go to the diet section and start throwing cakes at the people buying.

TheMarkCrafter May 3rd, 2011 6:04 AM

28: Steal everything and not letting 1 little peice of a dot!

Nervous Eddy May 3rd, 2011 8:35 PM

Go to the back and yell at them for not hiring you.

Pokemon Trainer Touko May 4th, 2011 3:30 AM

#30- superglue everything you see.

vaporeon7 May 4th, 2011 4:40 AM

31.

Steal the polish and start polishing the bald customer's heads.

BenjiTheKid May 4th, 2011 7:05 AM

(my sister posted this one on her FB wall lol, idk where she got it from)

32. Hide in one of the bathroom stalls and when someone opens the door shout "Welcome to Narnia"!!!

institutions May 4th, 2011 7:16 AM

33. Go to the fitting rooms and try on a ton of womens clothing (if you are male. If you are female, you could do the same with mens clothing, though that's not as uncommon as a man in womens clothing.)

Bonus points if you bring a friend so you can step back out into the store wearing them and ask if they look nice on you :P

The Corrupt Plague May 8th, 2011 10:11 PM

32. Start beating a random employee with a dead fish.

The Last One May 9th, 2011 10:32 PM

35.
-release the fishes, and when they ask why, say they were going to drowned!!!
-grab a thong or something like that and ask a female(or male O_o) employee if you can watch them put it on
-steal all the women's bathroom toilet seats

Nutella May 9th, 2011 10:56 PM

#35 or 36, WTF

Play "Stars are Blind" by Paris Hilton through a large Ghetto blaster.

TheMarkCrafter May 11th, 2011 8:04 AM

37. Swith the fire alert to "ON"

The Last One May 13th, 2011 7:23 AM

#38

fake a stroke to get a hot woman to put her hands on you, if it's a ugly woman or a dude, get up and say, never mind im fine

PartiallyInsaneWhimsicott May 13th, 2011 5:27 PM

39--Run into the store with all of your clothes on backwards and inside out, riding a plastic broom, screaming in everyone's face, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING, THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

40--Eat all of the frozen coconut shrimp, and scream, "I can't help it; I love PEANUT BRITTLE!" in all passerby's faces.

41--Take all of the hair-care products, spill them all over the floor, and slide through the mixture to the end of the isle. When you stop, say bluntly to the nearest employee, "sometimes I do what I want." :3

aruchan May 13th, 2011 5:33 PM

42 - Start a labor union.

Raiskit May 13th, 2011 5:35 PM

43 -- Put on a puppy costume and follow people around begging with a puppy face for food.

Neo-Spriteman May 13th, 2011 6:36 PM

44?
Go into the store shirtless and yell "GIBBY"

TheMarkCrafter May 14th, 2011 4:10 AM

45. Getting invisible spray (if there is at life) and get all food.

vaporeon7 May 14th, 2011 11:50 PM

46.

Go around putting things in other customers trolleys when they aren't looking.

Taemin May 14th, 2011 11:53 PM

47. Go around licking all the bottles of hand sanitizer.

gameplayer56 May 15th, 2011 12:48 AM

48. Start to rip off pages from the book section.

mew_nani May 15th, 2011 8:09 AM

49: Dress up like a famous badass swordsman, like Link or Sephiroth. Not only will you have no trouble getting kicked out, but they'll NEVER let you back in. :laugh:

PartiallyInsaneWhimsicott May 15th, 2011 5:23 PM

50--Switch people's babies and kick people's carts out of their hands and into the parking lot. After all of this is done, start singing "We Are the Champions" and smear banana paste in your hair.

51--Stand in a toilet and try to flush yourself down it. When you find that it doesn't work, scream, "Damn you, Ministry!"

52--Scream that the chupacabras is right outside over the loudspeaker. Then pull out a goat's horn you got from who-knows-where and scream, "EVIDENCE!" That'll getcha kill--I-I mean, kicked out of WalMart.

Crystalized May 15th, 2011 5:46 PM

53. Get a soccer ball, shoot it on a checkout/desk and run around with your shirt over your head.

Massacre. May 15th, 2011 6:21 PM

54. Get an airsoft gun or BB gun (preferably a bb gun cuz it has no orange tip) and point it at your own head infront of an employee and say "Can you tell me what this does?"

Melody May 15th, 2011 6:42 PM

55: Dress in drag, visit the isle of the opposite genders' clothing and shout your complaints about lack of things in your size(es) loudly at passersby. This is most effective for men.

Sydian May 15th, 2011 6:50 PM

^ That's tons of fun actually.

56. Be unaware of the products in Walmart and walk through the hygiene section, notice the love gloves, and suddenly yell about them then run down the isle. This totally didn't happen to me.

Melody May 15th, 2011 6:57 PM

57: Ladies - Wear a cute outfit with the shortest possible skirt you can buy. Make sure your panties are printed with something really girly, walk around the store and take every opportunity to give passersby panty shots as you "shop".
Pretend to always be interested in something on the lowest shelf and bend down to examine it for maximum upskirtage. :P

Don't forget to chew out anyone who complains to you about it. Maintain your "Right to be cute"
*shot*

The Corrupt Plague May 18th, 2011 7:52 PM

58. If you are a guy, then take lots of viagra and walk into the store wearing the smallest and tightest pair of shorts you have. Pretend not to notice if anyone stares or comments.

Yagerbomb May 18th, 2011 8:00 PM

59. Walk in the store with some friends dressed as the Russian Military with pellet guns and say that you are invading Wal-Mart for their low prices.

IRoCk_NiKeZ May 18th, 2011 8:03 PM

60, getting caught spraying youself with all the AXE bottles they have in the deodorant section.

Melody May 22nd, 2011 11:18 AM

63. Go into the electronics section, pretend you're a "Corporate Associate" and install Slackware Linux on all the demo computers. Sit back and enjoy the lulz when the computers fail to sell. Be sure to wipe the "Recovery" partitions off the computers so they can't just go back to windows. XD

Unknown# May 22nd, 2011 11:35 AM

64. Stand at the front of the store and hand out Target giftcards

65. Run into the Gardening Section and scream "There's people living back here!"

Massacre. June 15th, 2011 5:55 PM

66. Randomly shout out on the intercom:

Code Red (store fire)
Code Blue (bomb threat)
Code Green (hostage situation)
Code Black (really freaky weather, like lightning storms every 5 seconds, or fast tornadoes)
Code Orange (chemical spill, usually dangerous)
Code White (bad accident)

And of course, Code ADAM. We all know what that is.

mew_nani June 17th, 2011 10:19 AM

What's code ADAM? I forgot that one. :\

67. Play cowboys and indians with all the employees. Make sure eveybody is armed with whatever weaopns the store has on hand. HAVE FUN!!! :)

A Pixy June 17th, 2011 11:50 AM

68.

Run around spoiling whatever movie recently came out on DVD.

Master Bait June 19th, 2011 5:18 AM

69. Kick the Walmart manager.
70. Burn that place.
71. ?????
72. PROFIT!!!

Sage Harpuia June 19th, 2011 6:32 AM

73-Hide behind huge pile of merchandies wearing tipical russian outfit, and when someone approach jump out yelling "CAPITALIST!!!!111!!" be sure to put "1"

Kung Fu Ferret June 19th, 2011 7:50 AM

LOL @ 73.


74. Get a Goofy hat on, take off your belt, and whip people with it after jumping out, screaming "IT'S GOOFY TIME!"

75. Go on the intercom and say "I KILLED MUFASA!"

Pichu_fan June 19th, 2011 6:59 PM

76.Change the Price tags around. Ex.$8.99 to 9.98

77.Go inside the freezers and hand out the stuff inside.

78.Turn on the Water Dispenser with no water jug underneath.

79.Turn off the water Dispenser when someone is using it (By the Plug,of possible)

A Pixy June 19th, 2011 7:14 PM

80. Impersonating a doctor and giving people fake prognoses, saying they'll day in a moment.

Sydian June 19th, 2011 7:48 PM

81. Get a bunch of hookers and get them to shake their rumps dramatically as you rap about "wally wally wally wally world."

NurseBarbra June 19th, 2011 7:52 PM

82. Super glue EVERYTHING to the shelves... Ah good times. Good times... Did I mention I'm banned from a multitude of stores?

Alice June 19th, 2011 8:16 PM

83. Fill a cart completely full with random stuff, go to a register that seems to be fairly busy, and leave when you're next in line. Don't take the cart with you.

MrUmbreon1994 June 22nd, 2011 5:27 PM

84. go to the alarm clock sectoin and ser all the alarms to go off exactly 1 minuet inbetween eachother, do this at reguler intervles

TabooWord June 23rd, 2011 7:30 AM

85.Scream hail Hitler! in the intercom really loud
86.Get a hammer and try it on the nearest employee
87.Scream I've hidden a bomb! in the intercom
88.Get ice cream and throw it at everybody
89.Break everything

iwuzhere9 June 23rd, 2011 10:42 PM

90. Walk into the store in a banana suit and start having a very loud argument with the produce section over an affair that may or may not have happened with a banana's wife, resulting in you curb stomping a banana.
That was a good day...

JinRazielGames June 23rd, 2011 11:05 PM

91. Go to the most middle of Walmart where people most gather and say some random words then do a very gay ballet dance.
92. Wear your headphones and listen to Linkin Park then headbang like a freak like you'd never before.
93. Go to the computers and open 10 tabs then type to all of those tabs all the Pronz and Hantei sites you know.

iwuzhere9 June 23rd, 2011 11:23 PM

95. Convince small children to race bikes with you around the store
96. Take the giant balls out of the bins (they ALWAYS have giant balls for sale) and start throwing them at people as they pass you, claiming that they are trespassing on your property.

JinRazielGames June 23rd, 2011 11:45 PM

97. Randomly propose at random fat ladies then show off your abs.
98. Go to the elevator with a police. Then get near his face and evil stare.
99. Find a police and say "Sir, someone having a seizure in the bathroom!" Once your in the bathroom, act like you're having seizure.
100. Use a megaphone and say "Justin Bieber Is Gay" many times
101. Go to the highest floor and shout i'mma suicide!!

Netto Azure June 27th, 2011 3:32 PM

102

Do what my classmate proposed: Scratch the barcodes LOL. xD

A Pixy July 3rd, 2011 8:08 PM

103

Shout COME AT ME BRO to anyone and anything.

kittykitten July 4th, 2011 4:26 AM

104
Attempt to bring a Reese's out of the store, then throw it at the person who comes up to investigate.

The Corrupt Plague July 4th, 2011 5:41 AM

105. Bring your mate and have sex in one of the aisles. Be as loud and messy as possible.

106. Take a crap in the checkout lane. Be sure to eat something from Taco Bell before you do.

107. Bring a foulmouthed parrot to a children's aisle.

108. Shout "LEEROY JENKINS!!!" at full volume.

109. Go to the electronics section and hang up posters that advertise your favorite site for pirating.

kittykitten July 4th, 2011 6:09 AM

(I'm sorry, but I just fell out of mai chair reading the one above)
110.
Chew gum and stick it on to one of the checkout aisles's conveyor belt, while it is being operated.

smithtism July 4th, 2011 11:39 AM

111

Read one of the greeting cards they sell and after reading it yell out, "THIS SUCKS!" Repeat for every single card.

NurseBarbra July 4th, 2011 1:36 PM

113 Super glue the phone's used by employees and/or their work station mouse to whatever surface you can (bonus points for upside down phones.)

114 Using a pin/needle, make tiny holes in balloon packets so they cannot be inflated.

115 In the aisle with the haircare products, fill the bottles which are blacked out (eg. tresime) with the food condiment of your choice, (Heinz ketchup is very watery and works quite well.)

smithtism July 4th, 2011 3:11 PM

116
Build a pillow fort in the Toy section and use the Transformers toys as guards.

kittykitten July 4th, 2011 4:38 PM

117

Use all of the strawberries in the produce aisle in an attempt to make the donuts in the bakery as jelly filled donuts.

The Last One July 6th, 2011 6:57 AM

118 Streak.

119 Put uncensored rap and have it on blast in the children's section (Bring your own because walmart only sells censored music)

120 Collect at least 50 stray cats, let them free, then release the fish and sit back and watch

121 Break all the freezer doors off

122 (The walmart i go to has fresh live lobsters) Grab all the lobsters, cut off the restraints, and put them in the toy section

Nutella July 6th, 2011 10:05 PM

#123

Use the store's eggs to egg the manager's office.

kittykitten July 7th, 2011 4:16 AM

124:

Take bags of Ice and put it in the pharmacy, on top of open bottles of tylenol.

The Last One July 7th, 2011 5:14 AM

125. find a girl and have.......in the clothing racks

bobobob100 July 7th, 2011 11:25 AM

126. take a bag of adult magazines and pass them out to kids

The Last One July 7th, 2011 11:39 AM

127 put on adult movies in the electronics department

smithtism July 7th, 2011 12:36 PM

128
Surf on the conveyor belts at the registers.

dante1w July 7th, 2011 3:06 PM

129- Open up all the cerial boxes and start stuffing them in the casheir's mouth.
130- Put your hands in the air and start screaming: "I can fly, watch me soar through the air"
131- Carry a bunch of shampoo bottles and empty them in your hair, then pretend to be walking out, hahaha, that'd really get them.

TornZero July 7th, 2011 4:52 PM

132: Walk in wearing nothing and claim that they kicked you out before for being a nudist.

deoxys121 July 7th, 2011 5:54 PM

133. Put on a lion costume, hide in the clothes racks, and when someone walks by jump out and say "Welcome to Narnia!"

TornZero July 7th, 2011 6:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deoxys121 (Post 6734359)
133. Put on a lion costume, hide in the clothes racks, and when someone walks by jump out and say "Welcome to Narnia!"

A "Welcome to Narnia!" was posted on the first page, I think. Involved a bathroom.

134. Go into the girls' restroom when you're a guy, and the guys' restroom for girls.
135. Gorge on the candy in front of the register, just pig out.
136. Camp out in one of the display tents.
137. Play Hide & Seek, and wreck the place trying to find the players.

deoxys121 July 7th, 2011 7:05 PM

138. Cut the top off of a small pineapple and toss it into a crowd, screaming "Fire in the hole!"

smithtism July 7th, 2011 7:09 PM

139

Cover yourself in flour and haunt the toys section.

deoxys121 July 7th, 2011 7:24 PM

140. Walk into the fitting room, sit down for 5 minutes, then scream "Where's the damn toilet paper?!" Then angrily storm out.

Barney. July 8th, 2011 4:30 AM

Describe, in depth, the names that you've given to your body parts and how it helps their function to a member of staff.

141

deoxys121 July 8th, 2011 7:06 AM

142. Get a toy gun out of the toy department and hold up a cashier with it.

TornZero July 8th, 2011 10:20 AM

Correction/expansion to 142: Hold up ANYONE with it. ._.

143. No matter what age you are, go up to every woman you see (within reason, such as 16 or older, and do note that this includes staff, too), and pull out all the pick-up lines you see on T-shirts, like, "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"


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