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144. Walk into the produce section and find one of those giant things of oranges. Then, dive into it as if it were a ball pit.
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145.
Dress up as a hobo and yell at people, "Why do you get such a good life? IT'S NOT FAIR!!" and go into a crazy rage and hug people's legs. :3 |
146
Say you leaked diplomatic cables and told the staff you're wanted somewhere.. on the other side of the world just because someone thinks you've stalked them on purpose. It's like they're trying to extradite you to the country in question and eventually you lose your job at Walmart because they believe you are "dangerous material". Don't even think about this joke's origin. |
147. Grab a tennis ball off one of the shelves and toss it at someone shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
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148
Doing the same thing as ^, but in the cosmetics section and throwing a bottle of nail polish instead. |
149. Go around Walmart doing a "Jackass: The Movie" maneuver by sneaking up behind people and shaving a patch of their hair with hair clippers.
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150. walk in & make fun of that one scary low-life employee who seems racist aaaannnddd who's from dwarf land! D:
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151. Ask for an English product...
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152. Have a go-kart race through the long aisles using the shopping carts.
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Create a trail of gravy leading to the bathrooms and dressing rooms.
Make sandwiches and put them all on the floor. Walk up to every employee in the store and ask, "Where's Kyle?" Pick up a broom and run around the jewelry section shouting "LEEEEEROYYYYYYYY JENKINS!" |
154. camp out in the tents and live there living off the grocery section
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Ask them where the heart of Walmart is, then attempt to end the madness.
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Go to the bakery section, grab some donuts, put them over your eyes, and run around screaming about your super donut vision. |
158: Paint yourself with white makeup and stand still in the clothing section to look like a mannequin, then scare people as they walk by.
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159: When someone asks if they can help, say "NO! Go away!". Then shortly after, ask for help as if nothing happened.
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160: Fail to break into their computers, and make them nodes in a botnet.
...Yes, that actually happened, no, it wasn't me. He was kicked out in handcuffs. |
161: Dump a bunch of cat litter on the floor of the pet supply section, and release a bunch of cats in said area.
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162: Chuck everything in your trolley probably adding up to $1000, then ditch when you go to pay
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163. Find the smallest trike you can, ride it around the store, and when someone looks at you scream, "DON'T JUDGE ME!!"
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164. Hijack the comm system and announced that the toilets are no longer working because someone made "big doodoo", which caused the toilets to stop working.
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165. Go into the sporting goods section, grab some tennis balls and a raquet, and start launching the tennis balls at people.
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166. Hug every person you see and take photos of them and put them on a Facebook Album named "People I meet at Walmart" - Privaaaaacy Invasion!
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By stealing a cart and have your friend push you home.
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168. BY GLOMPING ALL THE STAFF MEMBERS
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169. Go in there dressed as Sailor Moon and throw your tiara at random shoppers while yelling "MOON TIARA MAGIC!"
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169. Grab a bunch of pals, hack into the sound system and start doing the Cha Cha Slide in the Middle of Walmart
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170: Go to random people buying something and say "You don't want that here. Target has that at a cheaper price."
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Free fishie!
Break or pour over all of the fish tanks yelling, 'Free Willy!'
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172. Rung around the entire store yelling "99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 99 BTTLES OF BEER, TAKE ONE DOWN PASS IT AROUND 98 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL"
And when you get to 0 START BACK FROM THE BEGINNING :D |
173. Get 41 of your friends together and re-create the 1995 Daytona 500 inside the store using shopping carts.
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174: Bring a cat in and glue some lettuce to it's back so you can pretend you have a Bulbasaur. Hell you could go even further and shout "Bullet Seed!" before spitting out peas through a straw.
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175. Hack the PA system and make an announcement: "This is not a drill! We have received word that several bombs have been planted throughout the store!"
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176: Have a game of Jenga with wine bottles...
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177. Have a game of putt-putt golf in the main aisles.
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178: Casually entering the shop on horseback.
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179 - When someone steps away to look at something, grab their trolley and walk off without saying a word.
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180 - Have sex in the changing rooms.
181 - Hand out condoms to the ugliest people you can find. 182 - Turn off any lightswitch you find. |
183 - Attempt to cross breed cats and dogs and when told to stop yell at the worker tht you are on the verge of a massive scientific discovery
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184. Dress up as the Grim Reaper and wave at every senior citizen in the store.
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Get a lot of silly string, tape it to your wrists, and go around pretending to be spider man shooting webs at people.
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186. Go to Sporting Goods, grab a bat/club, walk over to the glassware and, when stopped by staff, say "I'll pay for it after I get some practice in, ok?"
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187. If there's a Starbucks in the Walmart, go up to the barista, put your hands on your hips, and say "I can't let you brew that, Starbucks!"
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188. Get a knife, go to any corridor, throw ketchup all over the place and just say: "I can't believe she's dead!"
(Don't forget to put some ketchup on the knife as well.) |
189. Go into the dressing room with a melted chocolate bar, smear the melted chocolate all over your hand, then reach your had out at the next person to walk by and ask "Could you give me some toilet paper?"
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Go into a changing room and say im all out of toliet paper!
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Let all of the lobsters free!
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192. Dress as batman and run around the store screaming "COME ROBIN TOO THE BATMOBILE'
193. Follow some one about three metres behind and stay there until they leave the store. 194. Go the toilet with a cantaloupe and after some grunting drop the cantaloupe in the toilet and say loudly "phew thats better" |
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