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deoxys121 July 8th, 2011 10:23 AM

144. Walk into the produce section and find one of those giant things of oranges. Then, dive into it as if it were a ball pit.

RetardRaichu July 14th, 2011 5:55 AM

145.
Dress up as a hobo and yell at people, "Why do you get such a good life? IT'S NOT FAIR!!" and go into a crazy rage and hug people's legs. :3

Hikamaru July 14th, 2011 7:13 AM

146

Say you leaked diplomatic cables and told the staff you're wanted somewhere.. on the other side of the world just because someone thinks you've stalked them on purpose. It's like they're trying to extradite you to the country in question and eventually you lose your job at Walmart because they believe you are "dangerous material".

Don't even think about this joke's origin.

deoxys121 July 20th, 2011 9:00 AM

147. Grab a tennis ball off one of the shelves and toss it at someone shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

smithtism July 20th, 2011 9:21 AM

148

Doing the same thing as ^, but in the cosmetics section and throwing a bottle of nail polish instead.

deoxys121 July 20th, 2011 9:35 AM

149. Go around Walmart doing a "Jackass: The Movie" maneuver by sneaking up behind people and shaving a patch of their hair with hair clippers.

lahishendeeir July 23rd, 2011 10:03 PM

150. walk in & make fun of that one scary low-life employee who seems racist aaaannnddd who's from dwarf land! D:

Pave Low July 24th, 2011 12:07 PM

151. Ask for an English product...

deoxys121 July 24th, 2011 1:31 PM

152. Have a go-kart race through the long aisles using the shopping carts.

Jarred0809 August 8th, 2011 12:34 PM

Create a trail of gravy leading to the bathrooms and dressing rooms.

Make sandwiches and put them all on the floor.

Walk up to every employee in the store and ask, "Where's Kyle?"

Pick up a broom and run around the jewelry section shouting "LEEEEEROYYYYYYYY JENKINS!"

mameshiba August 8th, 2011 12:38 PM

154. camp out in the tents and live there living off the grocery section

U.Flame August 8th, 2011 1:20 PM

Ask them where the heart of Walmart is, then attempt to end the madness.

smithtism August 8th, 2011 3:01 PM

157:

Go to the bakery section, grab some donuts, put them over your eyes, and run around screaming about your super donut vision.

deoxys121 August 9th, 2011 1:35 PM

158: Paint yourself with white makeup and stand still in the clothing section to look like a mannequin, then scare people as they walk by.

U.Flame August 9th, 2011 5:53 PM

159: When someone asks if they can help, say "NO! Go away!". Then shortly after, ask for help as if nothing happened.

愛点三三 August 12th, 2011 2:36 PM

160: Fail to break into their computers, and make them nodes in a botnet.

...Yes, that actually happened, no, it wasn't me. He was kicked out in handcuffs.

deoxys121 August 12th, 2011 2:41 PM

161: Dump a bunch of cat litter on the floor of the pet supply section, and release a bunch of cats in said area.

Skip Class August 12th, 2011 4:21 PM

162: Chuck everything in your trolley probably adding up to $1000, then ditch when you go to pay

cbd98 August 12th, 2011 5:45 PM

163. Find the smallest trike you can, ride it around the store, and when someone looks at you scream, "DON'T JUDGE ME!!"

SV August 12th, 2011 6:49 PM

164. Hijack the comm system and announced that the toilets are no longer working because someone made "big doodoo", which caused the toilets to stop working.

Freddy Fazbear August 16th, 2011 4:36 PM

165. Go into the sporting goods section, grab some tennis balls and a raquet, and start launching the tennis balls at people.

Skip Class August 16th, 2011 11:25 PM

166. Hug every person you see and take photos of them and put them on a Facebook Album named "People I meet at Walmart" - Privaaaaacy Invasion!

U.Flame August 16th, 2011 11:58 PM

By stealing a cart and have your friend push you home.

Skip Class August 17th, 2011 12:20 AM

168. BY GLOMPING ALL THE STAFF MEMBERS

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ August 17th, 2011 4:44 PM

169. Go in there dressed as Sailor Moon and throw your tiara at random shoppers while yelling "MOON TIARA MAGIC!"


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