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144. Walk into the produce section and find one of those giant things of oranges. Then, dive into it as if it were a ball pit.
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145.
Dress up as a hobo and yell at people, "Why do you get such a good life? IT'S NOT FAIR!!" and go into a crazy rage and hug people's legs. :3 |
146
Say you leaked diplomatic cables and told the staff you're wanted somewhere.. on the other side of the world just because someone thinks you've stalked them on purpose. It's like they're trying to extradite you to the country in question and eventually you lose your job at Walmart because they believe you are "dangerous material". Don't even think about this joke's origin. |
147. Grab a tennis ball off one of the shelves and toss it at someone shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
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148
Doing the same thing as ^, but in the cosmetics section and throwing a bottle of nail polish instead. |
149. Go around Walmart doing a "Jackass: The Movie" maneuver by sneaking up behind people and shaving a patch of their hair with hair clippers.
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150. walk in & make fun of that one scary low-life employee who seems racist aaaannnddd who's from dwarf land! D:
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151. Ask for an English product...
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152. Have a go-kart race through the long aisles using the shopping carts.
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Create a trail of gravy leading to the bathrooms and dressing rooms.
Make sandwiches and put them all on the floor. Walk up to every employee in the store and ask, "Where's Kyle?" Pick up a broom and run around the jewelry section shouting "LEEEEEROYYYYYYYY JENKINS!" |
154. camp out in the tents and live there living off the grocery section
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Ask them where the heart of Walmart is, then attempt to end the madness.
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Go to the bakery section, grab some donuts, put them over your eyes, and run around screaming about your super donut vision. |
158: Paint yourself with white makeup and stand still in the clothing section to look like a mannequin, then scare people as they walk by.
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159: When someone asks if they can help, say "NO! Go away!". Then shortly after, ask for help as if nothing happened.
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160: Fail to break into their computers, and make them nodes in a botnet.
...Yes, that actually happened, no, it wasn't me. He was kicked out in handcuffs. |
161: Dump a bunch of cat litter on the floor of the pet supply section, and release a bunch of cats in said area.
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162: Chuck everything in your trolley probably adding up to $1000, then ditch when you go to pay
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163. Find the smallest trike you can, ride it around the store, and when someone looks at you scream, "DON'T JUDGE ME!!"
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164. Hijack the comm system and announced that the toilets are no longer working because someone made "big doodoo", which caused the toilets to stop working.
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165. Go into the sporting goods section, grab some tennis balls and a raquet, and start launching the tennis balls at people.
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166. Hug every person you see and take photos of them and put them on a Facebook Album named "People I meet at Walmart" - Privaaaaacy Invasion!
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By stealing a cart and have your friend push you home.
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168. BY GLOMPING ALL THE STAFF MEMBERS
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169. Go in there dressed as Sailor Moon and throw your tiara at random shoppers while yelling "MOON TIARA MAGIC!"
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