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Your avatar just DOMINATED the avatar above you!
Post a DOMINATION one-liner, Team Fortress 2 style.
For those who haven't played, it's basically a Bond One Liner. |
Wow, what a fitting game for me. Now lets see...
I guess those wings of yours ain't much help for movin' out of the way of my bullets. |
And I thought books were easy to read!
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You just went from teary-eyed to no-eyed!
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"Hehe I makey you go boom."
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Book it outta here, before I really teach you a lesson.
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You got cuddled to death!
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Aww... what a cute little Furret... who just got splattered everywhere.
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You think that someone like you would know how to dodge. I guess aliens can be brain-dead too.
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Hit the books pal, you're done!
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Aww, did that little girl just go boom-boom?
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I guess Deoxys isn't as badass when it's SMILED TO PIECES.
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Aww, did I get blood in your hair?
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Oops. I think I squished a bug.
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Here's a shade of lipstick for ya: blood red.
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Little bugs aren't supposed to play with rifles. Getting killed by one, however, is a different story.
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What Alien?...You mean the one I cut into pieces?
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Wow...i just realized Zorro has a failed rip-off.
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Black, white, black, white, black, white, RED, BLOOD RED!!!!
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Anyone up for a sushi? Its out of this world!
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I think I just replaced that sword in your mouth with a bunch of bullets.
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Small jpg shadow?
MORE LIKE SMUSHED JPG PILE OF FLESH. |
Hey, what happened to that smirk on your face? Now all I see is red.
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Little weird gif beam?
MORE LIKE LITTLE SMUSHED GIF PILE OF FLESH. |
I know. I'd be smilin' too if my killer was as handsome as me.
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Huh? A Kakuna? Oh, you mean this one on the bottom of my boot?
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Awwww, the little bug thinks it's attractive. Oh wait, crap, I squished it.
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The Heavy moves faster than you do, girlie.
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I guess just because you can hold a rifle doesn't mean you know how to use it, nor how to avoid mine.
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"Hehehe! You get blow up by me boom!"
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Ya know how that moon came crashing down on ya? That was, me, mate.
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Hey, what's under that hat? Oh, never mind, it's just that bug a squished.
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You say you know how to handle a rifle? ...I guess you cant without a head..
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Now you've got a sword in your mouth, and a bullet in your brain, mate.
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A Kakuna? Pff... I eat Kakunas for breakfast!
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You eat a lot...but food doesnt help you block swords when they hit your stomach..
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Must be Christmas. I'm seein' red and green all over your head.
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I can cut canonballs but they throw a bug at me.. whatever...Its sliced in half too..
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Wait, just a minute ago that sword was in your mouth by the handle. Now, you have the blade shoved through the back of your throat. Go figure.
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You may know how to stop swords...but when katanas get inside you..its a total diffrent thing...
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Green hair too, hm? Keheh.... I bet you can't make a sunflower strangle me like I did to you~
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That umbrella of yours made for a whoppin' big bulls-eye, mate.
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Yes, because you need a bulls eye this big in order to hit the target *Keheheh* Unlike me.
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My Darkrai will vaporize that umbrella :P
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Here's a fact for you: long hair belongs on women.
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Hey zoro, I use swords like yours to pick kakunas from my teeth, after eating breakfeast. Scared yet, you should be, cause
I SEE YOU |
Glowing eyes in the dark?...Hmph..You should learn 'not' to stalk me...Thats why you end up with your eyes ripped off..
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Pffftttt, you won't be making that face when I'm done Spirit Striking you. /idk if I'm doing this right.
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oooooooooh I'm scared. They send a digital monster after me. All you are is a bunch of 1s and 0s, but when i'm done with you, you'll just be a memory, of what used to exist.
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You just went from two glowing red eyes to blood-splattered red all over.
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You should try shooting psybeams with a keyblade thru you head.
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Your hair ain't white no more, mate.
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Nice hat. Too bad I squished it, along with the rest of you.
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You better run Riku. I know that your still afraid of the dark.
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Looks like your face finally came out of the dark. Problem is, it's been riddled with bullets.
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Bullets? Good luck with, when you can't see me and You don't even have a gun. The kakuna does. You must be weak if you're a wanna be bug! Anyways, a word of advice, be scared of the dark, VERY scared.
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You know, hiding won't save you
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HAHAHAHA! Did ya see how much you kept bouncing around after I shot ya!
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"Here's something you should've had; a not-dyin' cocoon"
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That face ain't gonna be smiling much longer.
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your white hair ain't gonna be white much longer. Hope you like bein' a dead red head
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I just found you a new nickname: Dead Eye.
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I like that name, cause all I need to cause death are my eyes. You know that already don't you, considering that your just a dead bug now.
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HA! Count Bleck laughs at you hiding in the dark! May the Void claim you!
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..You just made a mistake when ypu appeared right infront of me...Your prize?...3 deep cuts...
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You just went from that keen little smirk to being sent "over there, over there, and up there."
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Deoxys wants some Guilmon Bread? TOO BAD! It's MINE!
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Your arms go "Up, down, up, down, up, down, KABOOM!!!" Wait, that applies to all of your body.
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I can see your DNA better if you're in pieces, thank you for complying
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There's just not enough hair gel in the world to put out combustible lemons.
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You scum should've stayed in the pond.
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I don't blame you guys (legendary regi's) for falling for me. I mean, I'm devilishly beautiful. And you fell straight into my trap - which makes you inch ever close to your demise.
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Ah, I see. That veil over your face is actually red! And... dripping.
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I'm curious to the effects of unwinding DNA...
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Well, well, I just gained a new test subject for the Uroboros Virus. Hahahahaaaaa.
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*throws stick of dynamite at ExGiygas' face*
And....*Boom* goes the Dynamite. |
For a Pokémon trainer, your head is pretty easy to chop off.
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I-I'm sorry... was my cuteness too much for this girl?
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As long as you've got some lives, you can try again. Make sure to use the weapon you got from Tengu Man.
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Oh, you look like a Pokemon! Reshiram! Use Fusion Flare!
*Boom* |
Yeah, I was right, your body and the bodies of your Pokémon definitely look better fileted. Just a more appetising presentation overall.
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*Cue thunderbolt from her pikachu*
*Places her hands on her hips* Maybe you should leave the frying to the chefs!~ |
To Inffeable: STOP CHOPPING MY CLONES TO PIECES. Reshiram, send her flying.
[5 minutes later...] *Splat* You look good splattered. To above: Aw..what a nice pikachu. Too bad that my Onix just ate you two. XD |
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So that's what mincemeat is! http://www.recipetips.com/images/recipe/dessert/mincemeat_pie.jpg |
Another spine broken, and I really don't feel like checking you out.
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Hmm...you too look like a pokemon...*throws pokeball and catches above*
And now I'm going to leave you in there to die. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! |
-Uses her sharp tail to chop you up into pieces- :3
I guess you couldn't handle electric mouse power!!! |
Is that all you can come up with? Cutting people to pieces? That's kinda sad. Now it's time to finish you off for good.
Go, Shoop Da Woop! FIRE YOUR LAZOR!!! |
Step 1. Light dynamite.
Step 2. Put dynamite in PokeBall. Step 3. Shove PokeBall in your mouth. Step 4. Your head go BOOM! Step 5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! |
Hey Deoxystwo, thanks for coming to my world.
You see, this is my world, where anything can happen! Let's go to my hometown. That's the sun. It feels really warm, doesn't it? That's the wind. It sure does feel nice, doesn't it! Oh wait, I think it's night now. Charmandertwo? Are... Are you leaving us? Q^Q Deoxystwo? You're leaving so soon? Uwaah~ |
-Flexes her spiky back- I told you not to touch me . . .
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Yeah, don't touch her, step on her like this. *crushes Ineffable with boot* And now....
IM FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!!!!!! |
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