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Deflect that attack!
I just thought of this game. The way it works is you're a human, and you get attacked by a Pokemon. You have to improvise whatever you can think of to deflect/block the attack. I recommend using totally random/funny objects to add a bit of hilarity. Here's an example:
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I swat it away with a fly swatter.
Machop, use Seismic Toss! |
Before he can toss me, I throw an egg in his face.
Ampharos used Discharge! |
I'll use it to recharge my laptop!
Golem used Rollout! |
I toss a notebook at him because paper beats rock. :P
Reshiram used Fusion Flare! |
I use justinrpg as a meat shield.
Pidgeotto, use Wing Attack! |
Didn't see this until now. & Smith,....Well, no comment. & I use Smile Dog to deflect your Wing Attack.[/terriblecreative] Latias use Mist Ball. |
It's just a ball of mist, right? I'll vaporize it with a blow dryer.
Deoxys used Psycho Boost! |
I'm braindead! Psychic attacks won't affect me!
Lugia used Aeroblast! |
I'll use Smith as a shield. Blastoise, use Hydro Pump. |
I'll simply suck up all the water with this conveniently-placed vacuum cleaner.
Reuniclus used Focus Blast! |
I keep poking Reuniclus and saying "Touch", causing him to lose his concentration.
Pichu, use Sweet Kiss! |
I hold up a rotten potato in front of me, and Pichu kisses that instead, causing him to vomit.
Fearow used Drill Run! |
I throw a worm at Fearow, who is now too distracted with dinner to attack.
Koffing, use Poison Gas! |
I'll just blow it away with this pocket fan.
Vespiquen used Hidden Power, Fire-type! |
My skin is naturally fire-retardant, so it has no effect on me.
Haunter, use Curse! |
I have no soul, so I'm immune to curses. :P
Blaziken used Brave Bird! |
I take one step to the left just before the attack hits, causing Blaziken to plummet into the Earth.
Manaphy, use Water Pulse! |
I just grab this conveniently-placed bucket and hold it in front of me, catching the water.
Swoobat used Psychic! |
I run into a 'dark' area so psychic moves have no effect!
Arcanine use Thunder Fang. |
I put on a rubber glove, then hold that hand out where Arcanine bites.
Tentacruel used Sludge Bomb! |
ill just suck this poison up with a snake!
Charizard used Flare Blitz! |
I'll just jump in the sea.
Garchomp, use Dragon Pulse |
I hide in a tank.
Swampert, use Earthquake! |
I hop on my Pidgey and fly above the Earthquake.
Pidgey, use Gust! |
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