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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]
The old thread died. I made a new one. Sucks we have to start the count over. Anyway, in each post, you post a way to get kicked out of Walmart. I'll start.
1. Cut the power, then shout across the store "Quick, get out before they turn the lights back on!" |
2. Put Explicit heavy metal songs ("Eeyore" by Slipknot, will do IMHO) on the audio systems.
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3. Recreate the 1995 Daytona 500 NASCAR race in the store using shopping carts, including the multi-car wrecks into the shelves.
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5. Film an inappropriate video in the store
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6. Play dominoes with the wine bottles. (The version that involves knocking them over.)
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7. Playing Super Smash Brothers at Wal-Mart (In real life) were the products are items & it involves lots of violence!
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8. Look at the price of EVERY item in the store, and ell, "WOW! THAT'S A LOW PRICE!" At everything that is on sale.
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Dress a grocery cart up as a politician and run over everybody in the store.
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10. Ride a Shopping Cart and yell out random things
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11. Releasing diplomatic cables to expose something confidential that your fellow workers never wanted you to know.
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12. Screaming the name of the rival of Walmart.
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13. Hand out coupons to customers for Kmart and Kroger, two of Walmart's big competitors.
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14 :: Start a food fight. =D
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15. Play Call of Duty inside and all the expensive stuff is the enemy XDD
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16. Run around Wall-Mart dressed as Batman yelling 'Come Robin, to the Batmobile"
17. Grab a grapefruit and head into the toilets. After a lot of loud groaning drop it into the toilet and yell loudly, "finally got it out. |
18. Grab an orange, and throw it yelling "Go, Pokeball!" If it splatters, scream that there's a snake, and then run off the scene as fast as you can.
19. Go into the dressing rooms, and after a few minutes, yell "We need more toilet paper in here!" |
20. Advertise another supermarket on a P.A
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21. Grab a bag of chips off the shelf, open it, and eat them as you walk through the store.
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22. Drunkenly proclaiming through the P.A. that you are serperior to the other customers.
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23. Get drunk, then find the manager and say in a drunken slur "Dude... I... I just this great... this great idea. Let's just... just... blow this place up!"
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24. Have a short friend go up to some random person, hug them, then yell, "NO, YOU'RE NOT MY MOMMY/DADDY!" Then throw your friend over your shoulder, yell "You didn't see anything. KIDNAP!", then run towards the exit.
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Give everyone a Turkish breathmint (knock them out and fart in their face)
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26. Act out the latest viral video you saw in the store.
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27. Yell "EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES BELONGS TO ME!"
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28. Following the Tweets of your fellow workers.
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29. Open the cash register and give out money.
30. Stand at the front saying "Welcome to Walmart." And then punch people in the gut. |
31. After learning ventriloquism, throw your voice to the cashier with customers, making it sound like he insults the customers.
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32. Run around naked and shout "I'M FREE".
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33. Steal 1,000 items from Wal-Mart.
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34. Turn the main aisle into a giant Slip 'n' Slide by spreading baby oil all over it.
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35, Go into the video game isles with a bowling ball in hand and start using the games lined up behind the glass casing as bowling pins.
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36. Take a bottle of ketchup into the bathroom, put a bunch of it all over you, then come running out of the bathroom and scream. "Noooooo!!! I tried to save him, but I couldn't!"
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37. Ask for the manager, and when he/she comes, slap their face with a giant fish.
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Claim you have C-4's strapped to your chest and threaten them that if they don't give you whatever you want for free or call the cops you will press the detonator.
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39. Release 1,000 live chickens in the store and start bashing things with the chickens.
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Threaten the clerk's family with your toy lightsaber. |
41. Run around the store telling everyone you see that the world is going to be taken over by mutant cheese puffs.
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42. Pick your nose, then rub it on the manager's face.
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43; Advertise yourself and your services there so more people see your stoof.
...Then flash them old ladies. |
44. Give a large dose of ecstasy to several zoo animals, including a western black rhinoceros, and bring them into the store to run rampant.
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45. Pelt everybody in the store with eggs.
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Not knowing what a walmart is. We don't have that in the UK. |
47; being able to play the game even with no understanding on what it's like at Walmart.
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48. Painting everything in the store in pink. |
49. Running through the store dragging open bags of cat litter all over the store.
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50; Running through the store throwing cats at people.
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51. Put on a Grim Reaper costume and wave at all the senior citizens in the store.
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52; Put on a bear costume and wave at all the children in the story.
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53. Toss a tennis ball at everyone you see, shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
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54: Go in the store naked and dance and sing stupidly! xD
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55; Walk into the store naked and dance and sing intelligently.
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56. Shove as many candy bars as you can from next to the register in your pockets.
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54. Stare at the cashier for like 30 sec. Then slowly say your "One of them" to the cashier
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58; Barricade the doors for no apparent reason.
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59. Barricade the doors, even if you have an apparent reason.
But wait if the doors are barricaded they can't kick you out because no one can get out |
60. Cover a fake axe with fake blood and come walking out of the bathroom holding it behind your back, casually whistling.
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61: Take some fruit and go to a cashier and eat them infront of her and say 'Stolen fruit is good, you try.'
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62. Cover a real axe with real blood and come walking out of the bathroom holding it behind your back, casually whistling.
63. Go get a 24-pack of beer off the shelf, tear the box open where everyone in the store can see you, and start taking out cans, popping them open and draining each one in mere seconds. If anyone asks you if you intend to pay for the beers you're drinking, simply reply "nope" and continue drinking. |
64. Open up a pack of bacon, and smack people in the face with it.
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65: Take allot of stuff and put it i your trolley, then go to the cashier and say 'i don't have enough money to buy this.'
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66. Shine a laser pointer in the cashier's eye as you walk by.
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67: Go to the cashier and repeatedly say, " poopy777, poopy777, poopy777, poopy777."
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68. Take random stuff off the shelves and throw them over the shelves to people in the neighbouring aisles, saying "bombs away!" with each item you throw.
69. Say "sixty-nine" over the intercom, followed by "that is all". |
70. Release a herd of stray cats in the store.
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71. Set the store on fire.
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72: Drive your car in the store and destroy it! whahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! xD
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73. Build a fort in the toy section, and use the Transformers action figures as guards.
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74: Take a trolley and run around the shop making it bang against everything. xD
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75. Use a bazooka to blow a huge hole in the wall, then yell to the entire store, "PEOPLE! YOU ARE FREEEE!!" And run outside through the hole.
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76. Walk around the store, dumping buckets of paint in your path as you walk.
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77. Throw snails all over the place and each time you do say "Look out! GRENADE!!!!"
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78. Run up to everyone you see, and shout in their face, with a megaphone, "Repent! The end is near!"
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79: Run up to everyone you see and steal something of there's.
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80. Walk up to some old man and say, "Grandpa, you're alive!"
81. Put together a purchase of hundreds of dollars, then ask the cashier "Can I pay you in gum?" 82. Dress up as Bugs Bunny, have a friend dress as Elmer Fudd, and run around the store screaming, "He's got a gun, doc!" |
83: Go to the food section and start a food fight!
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84. While waiting in line, randomly turn around and slap the person behind you, then say "Sorry, muscle spasm."
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85: Go in the store and start throwing stones at people then say, "Sorry! A ghost has taken over me!"
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86. Have a sleepover in one of the beds in the store, and when they find you in the morning yell "SURPRISE!"
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87: Go the the Cashier and smell them, then say, "You smell awful." and start spraying perfume on her.
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88. get a friend and start having a store - wide manhunt with paint cans and spray paint >=D
89. get on the intercom and either fart or burp 90. Tip over one of the games that some have and when they ask why you tell them it stole your quarter |
91. buy a piece of gum and haggle on it.
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92. Find guard, punch him and yell "Giga Impact!".
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93. Use the conveyor belt at checkout as a treadmill.
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94. Ram the other people and yell "They're coming!".
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95. Get a coffee from the McDonald's that is in a lot of Walmarts, then splash it in the nearest person's face.
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96. Get a hamburger with sauce from McDonald's and throw it towards guard and ask "Hungry any more?".
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97. Set off a bomb in the store, and a few seconds after it explodes, yell "THERE'S A BOMB!"
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98. Start talking about plans to assassinate the manager with one of the employees.
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99. Pants one of the workers.
100. Pants yourself and run around in your underwear yelling "MY INNOCENCE! MY INNOCENCE!" |
101. Hack the intercom and say "Aviso que todas las personas en este Walmart se vayan, porque este Walmart va a explotar enseguida." Then watch everyone's confusion as all those in the store who speak Spanish run out of the store in panic.
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102. Say "tu madre es una vaca tonta con las orejas verdes" to every person that works there. If they understand what you're saying and try and fight you, fight back with a dagger.
We're more than one-tenth of the way there, people! :D Don't give up! |
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103. Open up a soda, take a drink, then say "This tastes horrible!" and slam it on the ground. Repeat until the refrigerator is empty. |
104: But some soap, water bottles and paper towels then go to the Cashier and say, "Did you clean your self yesterday?" then open the water bottle, squirt water on her face, rub soap on her face then spray more water and dry it with the paper towels.
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105. Sniff everyone you see, then yell so everyone can hear "Dude, this guy/girl stinks!"
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106: buy a fake V.I.P card and dress up like you'r rich and cut in line to the Cashier then say, "Hi im next and im not really a V.I.P im just a big fake!"
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107. Try to pay for your entire purchase with photocopied, expired coupons.
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108, go to the are a with the fish tanks and yell "THEY'RE DROWNING!!" and proceed to smash the tanks
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109. Bring a goat into the plants section, and watch the entertainment as the goat enjoys its buffet.
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110, say the cashier's breath stinks and shove a pack of gum in their mouth
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