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deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:56 AM

1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]
 
The old thread died. I made a new one. Sucks we have to start the count over. Anyway, in each post, you post a way to get kicked out of Walmart. I'll start.

1. Cut the power, then shout across the store "Quick, get out before they turn the lights back on!"

Kung Fu Ferret October 9th, 2011 4:34 PM

2. Put Explicit heavy metal songs ("Eeyore" by Slipknot, will do IMHO) on the audio systems.

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ October 9th, 2011 4:39 PM

3. Recreate the 1995 Daytona 500 NASCAR race in the store using shopping carts, including the multi-car wrecks into the shelves.

Aquacorde October 9th, 2011 4:49 PM

4. Insist that the tea is kept in petrol cans.

AquaticWartortle October 9th, 2011 4:52 PM

5. Film an inappropriate video in the store

deoxys121 October 9th, 2011 5:03 PM

6. Play dominoes with the wine bottles. (The version that involves knocking them over.)

AquaticWartortle October 9th, 2011 5:14 PM

7. Playing Super Smash Brothers at Wal-Mart (In real life) were the products are items & it involves lots of violence!

Alley Cat October 9th, 2011 5:25 PM

8. Look at the price of EVERY item in the store, and ell, "WOW! THAT'S A LOW PRICE!" At everything that is on sale.

Raizhu October 9th, 2011 5:26 PM

Dress a grocery cart up as a politician and run over everybody in the store.

MuffinPaula October 10th, 2011 5:36 AM

10. Ride a Shopping Cart and yell out random things

Hikamaru October 10th, 2011 5:49 AM

11. Releasing diplomatic cables to expose something confidential that your fellow workers never wanted you to know.

TY October 10th, 2011 6:54 AM

12. Screaming the name of the rival of Walmart.

deoxys121 October 10th, 2011 7:02 AM

13. Hand out coupons to customers for Kmart and Kroger, two of Walmart's big competitors.

Pokemon Trainer Touko October 11th, 2011 2:11 AM

14 :: Start a food fight. =D

TY October 11th, 2011 4:19 AM

15. Play Call of Duty inside and all the expensive stuff is the enemy XDD

Ciax October 14th, 2011 1:31 AM

16. Run around Wall-Mart dressed as Batman yelling 'Come Robin, to the Batmobile"
17. Grab a grapefruit and head into the toilets. After a lot of loud groaning drop it into the toilet and yell loudly, "finally got it out.

Pokea X October 14th, 2011 5:02 PM

18. Grab an orange, and throw it yelling "Go, Pokeball!" If it splatters, scream that there's a snake, and then run off the scene as fast as you can.

19. Go into the dressing rooms, and after a few minutes, yell "We need more toilet paper in here!"

blue October 14th, 2011 5:18 PM

20. Advertise another supermarket on a P.A

deoxys121 October 14th, 2011 7:35 PM

21. Grab a bag of chips off the shelf, open it, and eat them as you walk through the store.

PelipperMail October 14th, 2011 9:05 PM

22. Drunkenly proclaiming through the P.A. that you are serperior to the other customers.

deoxys121 October 15th, 2011 7:38 AM

23. Get drunk, then find the manager and say in a drunken slur "Dude... I... I just this great... this great idea. Let's just... just... blow this place up!"

cacturne4512 October 15th, 2011 5:27 PM

24. Have a short friend go up to some random person, hug them, then yell, "NO, YOU'RE NOT MY MOMMY/DADDY!" Then throw your friend over your shoulder, yell "You didn't see anything. KIDNAP!", then run towards the exit.

Kung Fu Ferret October 16th, 2011 4:37 AM

Give everyone a Turkish breathmint (knock them out and fart in their face)

deoxys121 October 16th, 2011 12:09 PM

26. Act out the latest viral video you saw in the store.

cacturne4512 October 17th, 2011 2:51 AM

27. Yell "EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES BELONGS TO ME!"

Hikamaru October 17th, 2011 3:31 AM

28. Following the Tweets of your fellow workers.

chef30 October 19th, 2011 6:44 PM

29. Open the cash register and give out money.
30. Stand at the front saying "Welcome to Walmart." And then punch people in the gut.

deoxys121 October 20th, 2011 9:18 AM

31. After learning ventriloquism, throw your voice to the cashier with customers, making it sound like he insults the customers.

The Nightmare October 20th, 2011 2:24 PM

32. Run around naked and shout "I'M FREE".

blue October 20th, 2011 2:46 PM

33. Steal 1,000 items from Wal-Mart.

deoxys121 November 12th, 2011 10:59 AM

34. Turn the main aisle into a giant Slip 'n' Slide by spreading baby oil all over it.

Ephemeral Euphoria November 12th, 2011 11:03 AM

35, Go into the video game isles with a bowling ball in hand and start using the games lined up behind the glass casing as bowling pins.

deoxys121 November 12th, 2011 3:21 PM

36. Take a bottle of ketchup into the bathroom, put a bunch of it all over you, then come running out of the bathroom and scream. "Noooooo!!! I tried to save him, but I couldn't!"

xelarator November 12th, 2011 8:03 PM

37. Ask for the manager, and when he/she comes, slap their face with a giant fish.

Nash Bandicoot November 13th, 2011 4:21 AM

Claim you have C-4's strapped to your chest and threaten them that if they don't give you whatever you want for free or call the cops you will press the detonator.

xelarator November 13th, 2011 12:06 PM

39. Release 1,000 live chickens in the store and start bashing things with the chickens.

Pokestick, good times. November 13th, 2011 12:28 PM

40

Threaten the clerk's family with your toy lightsaber.

deoxys121 November 13th, 2011 12:36 PM

41. Run around the store telling everyone you see that the world is going to be taken over by mutant cheese puffs.

Ineffable~ November 13th, 2011 12:37 PM

42. Pick your nose, then rub it on the manager's face.

Pokestick, good times. November 13th, 2011 12:57 PM

43; Advertise yourself and your services there so more people see your stoof.
...Then flash them old ladies.

Ineffable~ November 14th, 2011 12:04 AM

44. Give a large dose of ecstasy to several zoo animals, including a western black rhinoceros, and bring them into the store to run rampant.

deoxys121 November 14th, 2011 7:32 AM

45. Pelt everybody in the store with eggs.

marcc5m November 14th, 2011 11:22 AM

46.

Not knowing what a walmart is.
We don't have that in the UK.

Pokestick, good times. November 14th, 2011 11:58 AM

47; being able to play the game even with no understanding on what it's like at Walmart.

Ineffable~ November 14th, 2011 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fireworks (Post 6929333)
Not knowing what a walmart is.

I am disappoint.

48. Painting everything in the store in pink.

donavannj November 14th, 2011 11:42 PM

49. Running through the store dragging open bags of cat litter all over the store.

Pokestick, good times. November 15th, 2011 3:54 AM

50; Running through the store throwing cats at people.

deoxys121 November 15th, 2011 8:03 AM

51. Put on a Grim Reaper costume and wave at all the senior citizens in the store.

Pokestick, good times. November 15th, 2011 8:48 AM

52; Put on a bear costume and wave at all the children in the story.

deoxys121 November 15th, 2011 9:33 AM

53. Toss a tennis ball at everyone you see, shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

shinysweety November 15th, 2011 10:17 AM

54: Go in the store naked and dance and sing stupidly! xD

Pokestick, good times. November 15th, 2011 10:25 AM

55; Walk into the store naked and dance and sing intelligently.

deoxys121 November 15th, 2011 10:26 AM

56. Shove as many candy bars as you can from next to the register in your pockets.

DaBoss November 15th, 2011 10:35 AM

54. Stare at the cashier for like 30 sec. Then slowly say your "One of them" to the cashier

Pokestick, good times. November 15th, 2011 11:16 AM

58; Barricade the doors for no apparent reason.

Ineffable~ November 15th, 2011 2:38 PM

59. Barricade the doors, even if you have an apparent reason.

But wait if the doors are barricaded they can't kick you out because no one can get out

deoxys121 November 15th, 2011 3:04 PM

60. Cover a fake axe with fake blood and come walking out of the bathroom holding it behind your back, casually whistling.

shinysweety November 16th, 2011 10:01 AM

61: Take some fruit and go to a cashier and eat them infront of her and say 'Stolen fruit is good, you try.'

Ineffable~ November 16th, 2011 10:17 AM

62. Cover a real axe with real blood and come walking out of the bathroom holding it behind your back, casually whistling.

63. Go get a 24-pack of beer off the shelf, tear the box open where everyone in the store can see you, and start taking out cans, popping them open and draining each one in mere seconds. If anyone asks you if you intend to pay for the beers you're drinking, simply reply "nope" and continue drinking.

deoxys121 November 16th, 2011 10:54 AM

64. Open up a pack of bacon, and smack people in the face with it.

shinysweety November 16th, 2011 12:32 PM

65: Take allot of stuff and put it i your trolley, then go to the cashier and say 'i don't have enough money to buy this.'

deoxys121 November 16th, 2011 4:57 PM

66. Shine a laser pointer in the cashier's eye as you walk by.

shinysweety November 16th, 2011 5:00 PM

67: Go to the cashier and repeatedly say, " poopy777, poopy777, poopy777, poopy777."

Ineffable~ November 16th, 2011 5:35 PM

68. Take random stuff off the shelves and throw them over the shelves to people in the neighbouring aisles, saying "bombs away!" with each item you throw.

69. Say "sixty-nine" over the intercom, followed by "that is all".

deoxys121 November 16th, 2011 7:55 PM

70. Release a herd of stray cats in the store.

Ineffable~ November 16th, 2011 8:21 PM

71. Set the store on fire.

shinysweety November 17th, 2011 6:16 AM

72: Drive your car in the store and destroy it! whahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! xD

deoxys121 November 17th, 2011 8:39 AM

73. Build a fort in the toy section, and use the Transformers action figures as guards.

shinysweety November 17th, 2011 8:40 AM

74: Take a trolley and run around the shop making it bang against everything. xD

Ineffable~ November 17th, 2011 9:19 AM

75. Use a bazooka to blow a huge hole in the wall, then yell to the entire store, "PEOPLE! YOU ARE FREEEE!!" And run outside through the hole.

deoxys121 November 17th, 2011 9:29 AM

76. Walk around the store, dumping buckets of paint in your path as you walk.

Ineffable~ November 17th, 2011 9:46 AM

77. Throw snails all over the place and each time you do say "Look out! GRENADE!!!!"

deoxys121 November 17th, 2011 1:34 PM

78. Run up to everyone you see, and shout in their face, with a megaphone, "Repent! The end is near!"

shinysweety November 17th, 2011 3:15 PM

79: Run up to everyone you see and steal something of there's.

deoxys121 November 17th, 2011 3:20 PM

80. Walk up to some old man and say, "Grandpa, you're alive!"
81. Put together a purchase of hundreds of dollars, then ask the cashier "Can I pay you in gum?"
82. Dress up as Bugs Bunny, have a friend dress as Elmer Fudd, and run around the store screaming, "He's got a gun, doc!"

shinysweety November 17th, 2011 3:23 PM

83: Go to the food section and start a food fight!

deoxys121 November 17th, 2011 3:24 PM

84. While waiting in line, randomly turn around and slap the person behind you, then say "Sorry, muscle spasm."

shinysweety November 17th, 2011 3:26 PM

85: Go in the store and start throwing stones at people then say, "Sorry! A ghost has taken over me!"

Ineffable~ November 17th, 2011 10:05 PM

86. Have a sleepover in one of the beds in the store, and when they find you in the morning yell "SURPRISE!"

shinysweety November 18th, 2011 5:14 AM

87: Go the the Cashier and smell them, then say, "You smell awful." and start spraying perfume on her.

The Last One November 18th, 2011 7:07 AM

88. get a friend and start having a store - wide manhunt with paint cans and spray paint >=D

89. get on the intercom and either fart or burp

90. Tip over one of the games that some have and when they ask why you tell them it stole your quarter

miltankRancher November 18th, 2011 7:11 AM

91. buy a piece of gum and haggle on it.

Blizz November 18th, 2011 7:34 AM

92. Find guard, punch him and yell "Giga Impact!".

deoxys121 November 18th, 2011 7:59 AM

93. Use the conveyor belt at checkout as a treadmill.

Blizz November 18th, 2011 8:04 AM

94. Ram the other people and yell "They're coming!".

deoxys121 November 18th, 2011 8:16 AM

95. Get a coffee from the McDonald's that is in a lot of Walmarts, then splash it in the nearest person's face.

Blizz November 18th, 2011 8:28 AM

96. Get a hamburger with sauce from McDonald's and throw it towards guard and ask "Hungry any more?".

Ineffable~ November 18th, 2011 8:42 AM

97. Set off a bomb in the store, and a few seconds after it explodes, yell "THERE'S A BOMB!"

deoxys121 November 18th, 2011 8:57 AM

98. Start talking about plans to assassinate the manager with one of the employees.

Ineffable~ November 18th, 2011 9:00 AM

99. Pants one of the workers.
100. Pants yourself and run around in your underwear yelling "MY INNOCENCE! MY INNOCENCE!"

deoxys121 November 18th, 2011 9:06 AM

101. Hack the intercom and say "Aviso que todas las personas en este Walmart se vayan, porque este Walmart va a explotar enseguida." Then watch everyone's confusion as all those in the store who speak Spanish run out of the store in panic.

Ineffable~ November 18th, 2011 9:17 AM

102. Say "tu madre es una vaca tonta con las orejas verdes" to every person that works there. If they understand what you're saying and try and fight you, fight back with a dagger.

We're more than one-tenth of the way there, people! :D Don't give up!

deoxys121 November 18th, 2011 9:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ineffable~ (Post 6934134)
102. Say "tu madre es una vaca tonta con las orejas verdes" to every person that works there. If they understand what you're saying and try and fight you, fight back with a dagger.

LMAO!!!!!!

103. Open up a soda, take a drink, then say "This tastes horrible!" and slam it on the ground. Repeat until the refrigerator is empty.

shinysweety November 18th, 2011 10:14 AM

104: But some soap, water bottles and paper towels then go to the Cashier and say, "Did you clean your self yesterday?" then open the water bottle, squirt water on her face, rub soap on her face then spray more water and dry it with the paper towels.

deoxys121 November 18th, 2011 10:17 AM

105. Sniff everyone you see, then yell so everyone can hear "Dude, this guy/girl stinks!"

shinysweety November 18th, 2011 10:19 AM

106: buy a fake V.I.P card and dress up like you'r rich and cut in line to the Cashier then say, "Hi im next and im not really a V.I.P im just a big fake!"

deoxys121 November 18th, 2011 10:22 AM

107. Try to pay for your entire purchase with photocopied, expired coupons.

The Last One November 18th, 2011 11:00 AM

108, go to the are a with the fish tanks and yell "THEY'RE DROWNING!!" and proceed to smash the tanks

deoxys121 November 18th, 2011 11:02 AM

109. Bring a goat into the plants section, and watch the entertainment as the goat enjoys its buffet.

The Last One November 18th, 2011 11:09 AM

110, say the cashier's breath stinks and shove a pack of gum in their mouth


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