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Zayphora September 2nd, 2012 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umbr30n (Post 7326044)
956

Now that DarkPokeball is dead, run as fast as you can. Walk up to a guy who looks like Red the most and randomly throw a tennis ball at him saying "Battle initiated!". Say "Ally Celebi used Perish Song!". Then, say "Enemy Pikachu used Destiny Bond!". Then, after 3 seconds, say "Celebi fainted! Pikachu fainted!". Then, walk away (First put white paint on you everywhere) from the guy to DarkPokeball. Then, throw a tennis ball at him. When the guards take him away, watch as he is put into the sea. Walk back in the store without walking (You need to use your knees to move), and once you bump into an isle, pretend you lost your arms (Hide them). Talk to the manager and say "I am hiding.". Wait to be kicked out.

Lost Silver...I see wat u did there!

957

Get a bag full of bacon, and go up to the manager, screaming that Kcalb killed your Tepig because he wanted bacon.

Affliction September 2nd, 2012 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zayphora (Post 7326058)
Lost Silver...I see wat u did there!

957

Get a bag full of bacon, and go up to the manager, screaming that Kcalb killed your Tepig because he wanted bacon.

I know... I know it's Lost Silver. I put it in the post by edited it out very quickly.

Anyways, who is Kcalb?

958

Go to the Pokemon Isle, and scream "Gotta catch 'em all!". Get ALL of the Pokemon Games there. Later realise you accidentally picked up a Lost Silver cartridge. Scream in agony like you've just lost your body.

959

Buy ALL of the drinks! Throw ALL of them at the manager!

960

Buy ALL of the shirts! Try to eat one while you're driving the trolley.

Zayphora September 2nd, 2012 12:16 PM

961
Build a giant sculpture out of mops and pink duct tape. Hopefully of "X ALL THE Y" because that would be funny.

@Umbr30n- NO ONE EVER KNOWS IM GETTING TIRED OF EXPLAINING THIS LOOK IT UP!!! *rage*

Rodriguezjames55 September 2nd, 2012 4:46 PM

962 assault a fruit stand

darkpokeball September 2nd, 2012 7:47 PM

963.
Bring Darkpokeball back to life, bring him into the store and tell him to get you kicked out. You should be kicked out within ten seconds.

964.
Watch in amusement as Umbr30n bursts into the store to return Darkpokeball to the grave and watch as Umbr30n gets kicked out because the manager remembers him.

965.
Sneak into the manager's house. Wake him up in the middle of the night and whisper into his face:
"I'm going to be at Wal-Mart tomorrow. Kick me out if you want to live."
Then, chlorofoam the manager and leave. Show up at Wal-mart the next day.

Rodriguezjames55 September 2nd, 2012 8:08 PM

366 do step 365 but dont say kick me out tomorrow if you want to live

Affliction September 3rd, 2012 1:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkpokeball (Post 7326527)
964.
Watch in amusement as Umbr30n bursts into the store to return Darkpokeball to the grave and watch as Umbr30n gets kicked out because the manager remembers him.

Not gonna work man! I'm English!

Besides, I don't get kicked out.

967

Wait 6 years for DarkPokeball to rot away and die. Plant grass over the grave so that he will be forgotten. Ask to get kicked out.

@Zayphora: For cr*p's sake it's just a tale. I don't NEED to look it up.

Hikamaru September 3rd, 2012 6:25 PM

968

Make all the male workers crossdress as women and make all the female workers crossdress as men.

Rodriguezjames55 September 4th, 2012 5:58 AM

369 start a fire and dance around the flames

Affliction September 4th, 2012 9:00 AM

@RodriguezJames55: So you caught the Julian Assange Virus. Isn't that why you hacked Pokemon Games? To get viruses?

970

Ask a friend to pretend to be a fake interviewer. Make it ask you several nonsense questions. He/She will ask "Are you a Boy or a Girl?", Then you must tell him "Boy". Then, he will ask "You're so b*tchy that...", where you have either three options. You could say either "I jump on my bed at night screaming MARIA!", or say "I was stupid. I actually thought Mohammad Ali was actually a Rugby player!", or say "GET THE F*CK OUT THE STORE AND GET LAID.". Then, he/she should ask "Do you believe in god?". Say either "Not right now honey, I'm currently pooping in the toilet.", or say "MAEK NIN10DOH TT64POWER NOW, YOU CRAZY SH*T! I DON'T CARE ABOUT RELIGION.", or say "I believe for a Tyrannosaur Rex with sunshades, a bow-tie and a tambourine!". Your friend should then ask you "Elevator?". Then you must say either "Erm...", or say "Ugh...", or say "Gererm...". The manager will kick you out if you say "MAEK NIN10DOH TT64POWER NOW, YOU CRAZY SH*T! I DON'T CARE ABOUT RELIGION.", "Not right now honey, I'm currently pooping in the toilet.", "I jump on my bed at night screaming MARIA!", "I believe for a Tyrannosaur Rex with sunshades, a bow-tie and a tambourine!" Or "GET THE F*CK OUT THE STORE AND GET LAID.". If you hadn't been kicked out, shout all your answers out again until the Manager does so.

darkpokeball September 9th, 2012 10:05 AM

971.
Be the fake interviewer from step 970. Once Umbr30n gets kicked out, knock him out. Bring him back into Wal-Mart, (make sure you have a sharp knife and fork) and eat him in public. If he wakes up, just slit his throat so he won't wake up again.

972.
Walk into Wal-Mart and rendevous with your secret source of intel...a Meowth. It should lend you a chainsaw. Slice as many customers as you can, return the chainsaw and claim your reward from the manager.

973.
Cosplay as Bulbasaur, make your friend cosplay as Pikachu. Reenact "PokeAwesome"...(just have your friend make a huge commotion about being hurt in the knee)

Affliction September 9th, 2012 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkpokeball (Post 7334336)
971.
Be the fake interviewer from step 970. Once DarkPokeball gets kicked out, knock him out. Bring him back into Wal-Mart, (make sure you have a sharp knife and fork) and eat him in public. If he wakes up, just slit his throat so he won't wake up again.

I edited the post so actually it is you who gets eaten. So, actually, I never got eaten, but you did.

974

Realise that Umbr30n hasn't been kicked out, and it was his friend Red99 dressing up as him and that you knocked him out. Umbr30n starts calling the police, and DarkPokeball is sent to Prison for eternity. Umbr30n puts Red99 in Hospital.

Zayphora September 9th, 2012 4:14 PM

975

Get a bunch of random people to stand in the same spot all day, staring in the same direction, and when someone comes by, say some inane thing. Repeat every time you and everyone else see someone. See how long it takes to scare the crap out of everyone with your NPC-ness.

976
Take a fishing rod, a small turquoise pom-pom, and some small plastic wings. Put the wings on the pompom and attach the whole thing to the end of the line, making sure the line is that clear fishing line, not too visible. Then stake out on top of an aisle, and when you see someone you think might be a Zelda fan, dangle the pompom near their ear and scream "LISTEN, LISTEN!!!"

Rodriguezjames55 September 9th, 2012 4:26 PM

durring a zombie Apocalypse let the zombies in XD

Hikamaru September 10th, 2012 5:54 AM

978

Force all workers to cosplay as their fave anime character.

Affliction September 11th, 2012 12:13 PM

979

Walk into the store. Move all the items somewhere else (EVERYTHING MUST BE MOVED). Then, the customers will get mixed up, and the employees will get mixed up. Wait to be kicked out.

Zayphora September 11th, 2012 1:48 PM

980
Dress up as $!3V3N from Strangled Red and strangle everyone.

981
Take all the square objects and make towers out of them. Make MissingNo shaped ones for extra awesome points. Then, knock said towers down with a baseball bat.

darkpokeball September 11th, 2012 1:59 PM

982.
Help Darkpokeball escape from prison, switch clothes, and walk into Wal-Mart. Turn yourself in, claiming you're Darkpokeball so the authorities get sidetracked. The police should kick you out.

983.
Steal everybody's cell phones. Hide them in various places around the store, then on the intercom say:
"Your mission is to find your cell phone. You have 30 minutes. Fail and face erasure."

984.
Buy laundry baskets. The next day, come back and complain that the laundry baskets weren't fit for going downstairs at high speeds. Rant about this to drive away customers.

985.
Cut the manager off and become somebody that he/she used to know. Enter the store and tick the manager off even more.

986.
Walk in, in your underwear and demand that everyone else strip to their underwear as well so it will be easier to give a speech.

Affliction September 14th, 2012 12:53 PM

987

(Recommended) Turn the real DarkPokeball into prison. Before you get him in, a hilarious-looking Umbr30n (Funny Face, nothing else, not that special) will kick him in the inescapable cellar.

988

Be the fake interviewer from 970. Once DarkPokeball gets kicked out, knock him out. Bring him back in the Mart (Make sure you have a sharp knife and fork) and eat him in public. If he wakes up, just slit his throat so he won't wake up again. Call Umbr30n, and Umbr30n will shout "THAT'S FOR THREATENING ME, *****. You ended up eaten after all! I NEVER got eaten! Now that you are dead, everyone could have a great life! Now **** off, before you are put to sleep!". Mission succeeded, and now the argument has been officially finished.

989

Say "How did I get here?" In French, and then backwards.

990

Toidi na eb. Read that forwards, it will say "Be an Idiot".

991

It will work better if Umbr30n is actually there. Paint on the walls "UMBR30N SEZ." If Umbr30n is indeed there, he will edit it to "Says.".

992

Organize a fake cart race and try to lose. Knock down everything in the store.

993

Try to organize a fake trolley dash. Knock down everything in the store.

994

Throw open bags of sugar at the customers, when they should say "When are you going to run out of Sugar man?!". Then you must reply "I won't. I work in a Sugar Factory.".

995

Say "I'm going to do an internet!", Pressing a key on a keyboard. Keep on spamming presses until the Key Brakes.

996

Dress up as a Mine Turtle, and crawl around the ground. Say "Hello" and throw an open bag of flour to substitute an explosion.

997

Go to the nearest person with salad (Starting to punch it), and shout "I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!"

998

Shout "Why is the baby on fire?!", Overreacting over nothing actually happening, and start throwing cheese at the manager.

999

Call 999 when the Manager tries to threaten you.

1000

Dress up as the I Like Trains Kid and say "I Like Trains.". Then, one of your friends must push a toy train at somebody, trying to knock them over. Say "We have now reached 1000, we had our highs and lows." Do every other number of ways except 971. "We have had good times, and bad times." You must say next. The Manager starts crying tears of joy. "But, this is the final way, and I feel ****** about it." You must say last. Then ask to hold a party outside the Mart, and the Manager feels so happy about being invited that he joyfully kicks people out to the party, and lets all who were previously banned back in again.

ShinyUmbreon189 September 14th, 2012 1:16 PM

I'm not sure of what the rules are but I guess Ill restart.

1. Go get a cart full of flour. Then go up to people randomly and throw it in their face.
2. Get a bicicle and ride all over the store with an airhorn.
3. Walk into the store with a mouth full of sprite mixed with Fanta and make sure you fit as much as possible and in the middle of the store act like your throwing up and walk away.
4. Dress in a old miltary costume with the fake cevlar (helmet) and all and go get the fake guns and make sure you bring fake grenades as well with about 10+ people. Once you get everything act like your in a war. Throw a grenade and yell "Fire in the hole". When shooting the M16 make 3 round burst sounds, and yell "reloading."

darkpokeball September 15th, 2012 7:56 PM

I...I don't want to start over. We've come so far....but now that our goal has been reached, what is to become of this thread? Unless...

1 0 0 6: Get kicked out of Wal-Mart 20 more times!

1 0 0 7: Once you're kicked out 1 0 2 6 times(see step 1006), stop getting kicked out of Wal-Mart...and turn this thread into a 1000 ways to take over the world thread!

1 0 0 8: Hit everyone in Wal-Mart with coconut pies!

Rodriguezjames55 September 15th, 2012 8:27 PM

1009 pull an osama bin laden

darkpokeball September 16th, 2012 1:43 PM

10 10: Ooh...two of the same number in a row? Marvelous! Scream about how marvelous it is in Wal-Mart for exactly 5.4 hours.

Zayphora September 16th, 2012 5:22 PM

1011-
sdrawkcab skoob eht lla ekam.

Claim that no one was going to read them anyway. If you are questioned about it, blame Kcalb and run away.

1012
Take orange and blue paint and make portals. EVERYWHERE.

1013
Take a notebook, and use every single page of it to draw Slenderman notes and put them in random locations.

1014
After doing #1013, turn the lights out and give everyone flashlights. See what will happen.

Rodriguezjames55 September 18th, 2012 3:19 AM

1015 paint all of the products

ShinyUmbreon189 September 18th, 2012 11:06 AM

1016, go into the back and steal the store managers work clothes and tell everyone everything is 95% off.

1017, go grab a football and play tackle football with your friends

1018 Go to the car audio section with a CD but make sure its death metal and when it starts, start a mosh pit.

Zayphora September 18th, 2012 4:19 PM

1019- Take all the pencils and stick them in various orifices, including people's ears. This will get you sent to jail.

EQUALSGAMER September 18th, 2012 4:43 PM

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/229/277/6d6.gif

Zayphora September 18th, 2012 4:57 PM

^lolwhut?

Are you saying that if you bang your head on a table will get kicked out?

confusion!

Rodriguezjames55 September 18th, 2012 5:09 PM

1020 beat up the manger
1021 steal his clothes
1022 wearing the manger outfit say everything is free
1023 when Walmart empty tie the manger to the front door(the automatic ones)

The Grubby Pup September 18th, 2012 7:36 PM

1024 - Grab a random person and pour black pepper down their shirt.

Affliction September 19th, 2012 9:30 AM

You're ******* me off, now WHERE IS MY GAOMON?!

*Looks at count*

*Facepalms self*

Alright alright...

1025

Go around the store screaming "I just found the Dragon Warrior! What the Hell should I do?! Shall I become drunk? Shall I fall off the cliff? Whatever I should do, here's two words of advice: DRUNK SCIENCE.".

ShinyUmbreon189 September 19th, 2012 5:11 PM

1026, ride a moped into the entrance and honk your horn at old people driving the carts xD.

1027, get into one of the carts and run into the shelves and say sorry I didn't see that and drive off.

1028, drink a Power Thirst and go into the story with the can yellin "POWER THIRST, ITS CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN!" "POWER THIRST WILL MAKE YOU HAVE BABIES, 400 BABIES." "AHHHHHH"

1029, go to the gardening section and ask if you can grow marijuana

1030, steal the keys to the video gaming slider doors and open it and put a padlock on it so it stays open so people will get everything for free.

The Grubby Pup September 19th, 2012 8:27 PM

1031 - Shoryuken an eldery person, into the freezer!

1032 - Throw firecrackers down at the feet of any person who walks pass you!

1033 - Run around the store butt ass-naked with a Garfield mask screamin' "I hate Mondays! I hate Mondays!"

1034 - Pull out a duffle bag and start shoving cheez-its inside it!

The Works September 20th, 2012 6:12 AM

1035. Dress in a panda costume and start throwing down random people's shopping carts, then hold up some Panda Cheese after throwing one down.

1036. Start singing a horrible song horribly on one of the karaoke machines in the electronics section.

1037. Empty the open bags of spices on the ground, mix them up, then put the mixed spices back in.

1038. Film yourself biting raw frozen chicken from the frozen foods section and hack the TVs that show the same clips over and over again. This will probably get you kicked out AND will most likely make you sick.

darkpokeball September 20th, 2012 3:19 PM

1039.
Take over the world from #1040 to #1045

1040.
Use your cunning reflexes to buy all the ice cream in the multiverse, and create an ice cream bomb on Earth. Sure, everyone will drown in ice cream, but when you're the only survivor, you've technically taken over the world.

1041.
Find the manager of Wal-Mart that kicked you out the most. Kidnap his family and tell him if he doesn't take over the world for you, you will eat his loved ones....

1042.
Get struck by lightning while wading through toxic waste. With your superpowers, take over the world.

Affliction September 22nd, 2012 7:12 AM

1043

Do #1040, however realise that Umbr30n makes everyone eat the Ice Cream so that everyone gets full. Ban Ice Cream from the world. If this works, you just got yourself kicked out of the Walmart.

1044

Kick everybody and Hikari.

1045

Tell DarkPokeball to go kill himself with Corrosive Acid.

ShinyUmbreon189 September 22nd, 2012 7:22 AM

1046, go to the liquor aisle and grab you a bottle of your choice open and chug away.

1047, depending on where you live in the city so for me living in subs of West Chicago you'd wanna dress in Blue. So put on a blue bandanna and blue high school jacket and watch everybody run out of the store cuz they think your a gangster. (Trust me you don't wanna end up in this part of city alone its da hood)

1048, go up to the manager and punch him in the face because you applied and they didn't mind to call you for an interview.

darkpokeball October 3rd, 2012 7:43 PM

1049.
Wonder exactly how melting Darkpokeball with corrosive acid will help you take over the world (see 1045, the final take over the world...) and refuse to perform it. The manager will tell you to use the acid....don't do it. He'll kick you out, peeved that you were too wimpy to melt me.

1050.
Build a robot. Unleash it on Wal-Mart and take full credit...(the more destructive the robot, the more efficient)

1051.
Call 9-1-1 while in Wal-Mart and cry that you didn't mean to hurt her...much less, murder her! Wait a few minutes...

Affliction November 3rd, 2012 5:25 AM

1052

Melt DarkPokeball with corrosive acid. If he tries to get away, slit his throat so he won't be able to. If someone tries to save DarkPokeball, tell them "This guy here is actually Darth Maul, we're melting him to put an end to his fiendish ways.". If the Manager comes, persuade him that DarkPokeball IS actually Darth Maul, so the Manager will let you proceed to melt DarkPokeball. When DarkPokeball has been melted into a liquid, PUT HIM IN THE FREEZER. After approximately 4.6210342349 hours, take DarkPokeball out of the Freezer, and put him on sale for 50 Pence. When someone buys the frozen DarkPokeball, tell him/her to eat DarkPokeball right now. Watch that person devouring DarkPokeball. Reveal that DarkPokeball isn't actually Darth Maul, but just a normal person.

thisguy647 November 3rd, 2012 5:38 AM

1053:

Run through the store naked, and put on any clothes you see on sale. Then, when buying it all, take the clothes off and give them to the guy. =O

Zayphora November 3rd, 2012 1:00 PM

1054 Kick everyone in the shins, screaming " RIPOFF ARTIST!!!"

darkpokeball November 3rd, 2012 3:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umbr30n (Post 7395350)
1052

Melt DarkPokeball with corrosive acid. If he tries to get away, slit his throat so he won't be able to. If someone tries to save DarkPokeball, tell them "This guy here is actually Darth Maul, we're melting him to put an end to his fiendish ways.". If the Manager comes, persuade him that DarkPokeball IS actually Darth Maul, so the Manager will let you proceed to melt DarkPokeball. When DarkPokeball has been melted into a liquid, PUT HIM IN THE FREEZER. After approximately 4.6210342349 hours, take DarkPokeball out of the Freezer, and put him on sale for 50 Pence. When someone buys the frozen DarkPokeball, tell him/her to eat DarkPokeball right now. Watch that person devouring DarkPokeball. Reveal that DarkPokeball isn't actually Darth Maul, but just a normal person.

10 55.
Realize that Darkpokeball hasn't melted, and he can't fight back because there's some guy that threatens to report him on his user profile. Also realize that it truly WAS Darth Maul that melted, and because nobody knows that Darkpokeball's alive and Darth is dead...
Dress as Darth Maul and scare everyone out of Wal-Mart!

Sandshrew4 November 3rd, 2012 3:24 PM

1056 Open a lightsaber and run down an aisle of glass stuff knocking it down yelling the beyblade theme song.

darkpokeball November 5th, 2012 4:25 PM

1057.
Step One: Walk into Wal-Mart and position yourself REALLY close to another customer
Step Two: Get into the customer's personal space
Step Three: Walk behind them, but really really close. Like a pinky's length distance apart.
Step Four: Lick the back of the neck of the customer.
Step Five: Tackle the customer and attempt to eat them.
Step Six: Do not resist as others restrain you and kick you out of Wal-Mart.
Step Seven: Perform Way #1058.

1058.
Ask the clerk if they can call your son, "Finward" to the front. When make-believe Finward doesn't show up, throw a fit and start bawling and rolling on the floor crying that your own child has been lost to the evil that is Wal-Mart! When you have everyone's attention, stand up and declare in your loudest voice that Finward is not real and you just want to be kicked out.

Zayphora November 5th, 2012 7:01 PM

1059
Spray paint "DISNEY RULES ALL" in red letters all over the Star Wars stuff.

1060
Give the manager a poisoned taco.

1061
Give everyone else a poisoned taco.

1062
When the police come, give them a poisoned taco too.

The Grubby Pup November 6th, 2012 12:25 AM

1063 - Running behind random peoples while screaming the word "French Toast" Over and over again.

1064 - You walk over to the person who checks receipts and when they ask to see it, you dig in your pocket and then slap them in the face with baby powder and then haul ass.

1065 - Trying to rob somebody using a; as in 1, Chicken Nugget.

darkpokeball November 7th, 2012 7:23 PM

1066.
1 + 6 + 6 = 13. 13 is a bad number as it brings bad luck. So, you must burn down all the Wal-Mart stores that you have been kicked out of because they are the source of the bad luck!

1067.
Walk into Wal-Mart with your iPad. Start whacking people with it. Every time a person makes a sound, they get two whacks on the head.

1068.
First, get a crane and wrecking ball. Demolish the side of Wal-Mart and bring in a motorboat. Flip open the compartment where you would normally fill the motorboat with gas. Make two people get into the boat, and make one wear a broken electric glove. Tell them to electorcute the compartment. After he/she has done that, if nothing happens, then hit the boat(people still in it) with the wrecking ball!

Sirfetch’d November 8th, 2012 5:27 PM

1069. Purchase a bag of M&ms and ask for a refund because the bag had an odd ratio of colors.

1070. Take the screws out of the shopping carts.

Zayphora November 8th, 2012 5:52 PM

1071. Get all the Legos, and spill them across the floor. Then steal everyone's shoes. Get on top of a shelf and shout, "THE TIME OF JUDGEMENT HAS COME! GOD WILL SAVE ALL THOSE WHO ARE TRUE BELIEVERS BY TAKING THE PAIN FROM THEIR FEET AND RETURNING IT TO THE UNWORTHY!" Proceed to push everyone into the piles of Legos everywhere.

1072. Take some boxes, paint them green and hide inside them. Sneak up behind people and yell "ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss....BOOOOOOM!!!"

1073. Have a Gangnam Style flash mob in the store.

Captain Gizmo November 8th, 2012 5:55 PM

Take a bunch of your friends and go to Wal-Mart. Make sure all of you are wearing army related stuffs. Once inside, pretend you guys are in the middle of a battlefield and pretend all of you guys are having a war. I tried it once in Canadian Tire, we got kicked out after 10 seconds of our fun :(

Sirfetch’d November 8th, 2012 6:18 PM

1074.Go to the produce section and change the prices of the fruit and then swap the apples and other fruits around.

Affliction November 10th, 2012 8:02 AM

1075

Kill DarkPokeball with almost ANYTHING you have. If it fails use something else.

Sandshrew4 November 13th, 2012 4:56 PM

1076 Go into the place were it says "employees only" or whatever and if there are people there start screaming "You guys should all go pee your pants!" then take the thing closest to you and throw it near the people. Run out of the room screaming "Bloody murder! bloody puffin' murder!" then pants the nearest person.

Crux November 14th, 2012 12:54 PM

1077.
Bring an air horn in with you,and follow random people around.
Whenever anybody says the word "The" blow the air horn in their ear,then quickly whisper to them "Don't you say that word...."

1078.
Enter,and do your shopping...in a speedo.

Synerjee November 14th, 2012 1:11 PM

1079
Walk into the place. Stand motionless in one spot where everyone can see you. Scream in a high-pitched voice whenever someone tries to interact with you.

Zayphora November 20th, 2012 8:02 PM

1080
Burn a bunch of books, and then claim you did it because you're a fireman and that's what firemen do, right?

1081
Peel oranges and leave a trail through the store. When anyone questions you, say "EAT A POTATO!!!" and then run away, bumping into a wall at one point and screaming "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT WAY!"

Hikamaru December 15th, 2012 6:00 AM

1082

Stuff guns into a vending machine and everyone goes on a shooting rampage.

darkpokeball December 15th, 2012 4:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umbr30n (Post 7404653)
1075

Kill DarkPokeball with almost ANYTHING you have. If it fails use something else.

1083.
Step One: Take Umbr3on's head and go bowling with it. Try to knock over as many people as possible.
Step Two: Use the blood obtained when Umbr3on's head was seperated from his body and write creepy messages on all the walls.
Step Three: Make sure everyone knows it was you that performed the first two steps. Do not attempt to resist as you get kicked out.

1084.
1 + 8 + 4 = 13!
13 is an evil bad luck number! How can a cumulative total of the 'way to get kicked out'-numeral reach 13 TWICE while Darkpokeball is posting?! This must mean that two 13's are a double-negative...which makes a positive! And since Darkpokeball got them both, it must be a sign! Get your megaphone and scream the sign's meaning to everyone in Wal-Mart.

dcjboi December 15th, 2012 8:49 PM

1085. Throw those rubber balls high over shelves to hit random people
1086. Do stunts on a bicycle inside the store
1087. Make a fertilizer bomb

Zayphora December 16th, 2012 6:08 PM

1088- Shout cuss words at the manager.

darkpokeball December 16th, 2012 7:34 PM

1089.
The following is a five step plan:
Step One: Learn martial arts.
Step Two: Enter nearest wal-mart store. If male, have no shirt. The more muscles the better. If female, have no pants. Make sure your underwear isn't too revealing.
Step Three: Challenge a random customer to a 'Mortal Kombat.' Be as dramatic as you can. Double points if random customer is actually the manager.
Step Four: Beat down random customer until they are bloodied and dizzy, about to fall over unconsciously. Let nobody interfere with the fight.
Step Five: Perform an extremely gruesome manuever, such as ripping the spine out of the spot where the head used to be until you ripped it off. Once done, scream "Fatality" for the world to hear.

1090.
Walk into a Wal-Mart. Then
Spoiler:
This is not a multi-step process
Spoiler:
but it requires discipline
Spoiler:
As you must read through a bunch of spoiler tags
Spoiler:
until you reach the end
Spoiler:
because Darkpokeball likes playing with spoiler tags
Spoiler:
So don't get mad at him
Spoiler:
You're almost at the end
Spoiler:
The ending is one click away
Spoiler:
eat a random customer's brains. That's the 1090th way to get kicked out.

Crux December 16th, 2012 8:42 PM

1091.
Randomly start doing the mambo whilst listening to 80s One-Hit-Wonders on a boombox.
Point to anybody you see wearing more then three colors and loudly order them to "Shake It Baby!!"

1092.
Stand in the middle of the electronics department singing the batman theme song.

1093.
Play Blockado. (Block all the doors and windows by nailing tables/boards over them.)

Hikamaru December 20th, 2012 7:11 PM

1094

Tell everyone that the apocalypse is not real.

Captain Gizmo December 20th, 2012 7:31 PM

Go inside wearing clothes.
Go in the dressing room, come back out naked.

And start shopping naked. If someone is trying to stop you, yell "HELP, SEXUAL HARASSMENT"

pikakitten December 20th, 2012 8:47 PM

1096

Prance around in a tutu (or a business suit if you're a girl) and yell "Sieg Heil!"

MelchiorFlyer December 24th, 2012 2:03 PM

1097
Hide in the crane machine and when ever some kid comes to play, emerge from the stuffed animals and go "GET AWAY YOU MOTHERBUCKER!!!!!" And start throwing stuffed animals at the glass. This is also a great way to get that one stuffy you want but could never grab.

Sweet Smoochum December 24th, 2012 6:16 PM

1098. Do a scavenger hunt, finding dolls in the store named after part of that song "Mambo #5."

MelchiorFlyer December 24th, 2012 6:29 PM

1099.
Start dancing like Psy and Elvis Presley in front of the Eye Glasses center.

2000.
Run into the bathrooms and start making sexual noises. And say "OH YEAH! THAT'S HOW TO DO IT RIGHT!"

pikakitten December 24th, 2012 10:44 PM

2001 (We're way over 1000 xD)
Rape. That will be all. What? No! Don't rape anybody just say this over the intercom... sicko.

2002
Find the closest person to you and grab them and knock them into a group of people, yelling STRIKE! afterwards.

2003
Find every perfume you can, mix them, spray it across the store and yell "Everybody, evacuate the building! We have a gas leak!"

Sweet Smoochum December 30th, 2012 1:43 AM

I don't recommend doing anything mentioned in this thread.

2004. Ask someone with boots, and name your house Walmart.

Kung Fu Ferret December 30th, 2012 11:13 AM

1105. Hack into the iPads and have them all show "The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger" YouTube video on repeat, on full volume.

1106. Blast the most explicit screaming heavy metal music onto the PA system.

Sir Codin December 30th, 2012 11:17 AM

1107
Get a box of condoms, hold on to it, and start propositioning random employees/customers.

1108
Have a thumb tack with you. Poke tiny holes in the milk cartons.

Crux January 6th, 2013 3:55 PM

1109:
Gather a bunch of friends up, dress up in epic costumes, and play a store-wide game of paintball.

1110:
Walk in and buy the following...

1. The largest knife you can find.
2. A shovel.
3. Super heavy duty black trash bags. Large.
4. Duct tape.
Proceed to explain to the cashier that "It's not for me....it's for a...uh... friend..."

1111:
Stick "#1" magnets to everything (products, people, walls,etc)..... with a hot glue gun.

darkpokeball January 15th, 2013 8:18 PM

1 1 1 2.
Fall in love with the cashier. While trying to ask her out, be as awkward as possible. In the end, ask where the nearest Target is because you got lost and you're too embarassed.

11 13.
OH NO! Darkpokeball's posting with the number 13 involved in his post yet again! In order to stop this from happening, you must go time-travelling and stop Wal-Mart from ever being created. WIthout Wal-Mart, this thread wouldn't exist. Without this thread, you can't get kicked out of Wal-Mart. REalizing your loss, go back in time, and tackle your past self to save Wal-Mart. Then, break your time machine. The discharge from the break should teleport you to present day, Wal-Mart. Proceed to fight with your past self, and both versions of you will get kicked out for fighting.

11 14.
Get a megaphone. Talk about muffins through your megaphone in Wal-Mart.

darkpokeball January 20th, 2013 12:12 PM

1 1 1 6.
Walk into Wal-mart and steal everything. EVERYTHING.

Jayster23 January 20th, 2013 8:15 PM

1117
Start a game of Watermelon dodgeball. Start with the manager.

Synerjee January 20th, 2013 8:31 PM

1118

Play a tango song full blast, start a tango line and dance throughout the store, dragging random people into the line with you. Be sure to drag the manager as well.

Chaos Fork January 21st, 2013 2:09 PM

1119 bring mew two and rayquaza with u

Alexander Nicholi January 21st, 2013 7:41 PM

#1,120: Walk in dressed as LMFAO in Sexy and I Know It, with boom box blasting the song.

Chaos Fork January 22nd, 2013 8:44 AM

1121
Do everything Like a Boss says

Toutebelle February 17th, 2013 7:13 PM

1122
Shake your butt to 69 Boyz' "Tootsee Roll" while wearing a rhinestone bikini.

alisaie February 22nd, 2013 1:51 PM

1123.

Dump that huge thing of boxed candy they have in the front and then absolutely refuse to clean it up.

Ephemeral Euphoria February 22nd, 2013 1:54 PM

1124.

Start swappin the price tags around to where a couch is $2 bucks on the label.

Negative-Zero February 24th, 2013 12:40 PM

1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]
 
1125.
Dress yourself in women's lingerie and walk through the kid's toy isle

StinkomanFan February 24th, 2013 12:43 PM

1126. Repeatedly go through the same line, then leave at the last moment to grab something else, then get back in line. Repeat until you've seen the same cashier fifteen times.

Melody March 14th, 2013 7:33 AM

1127

Tell every non-manager associate that "Corporate sent me to tell you, 'You are fired'"

Dress in a suit and tie for maximum effect.

Crux March 18th, 2013 8:55 PM

1128:
Stand in the back of a pick-up truck parked in front of the store, blasting Rob Zombie/Marilyn Manson whilst holding a Morning Star.

1129:
Tell random shoppers that you have reason to believe that there's a bomb hidden in the meat department.

1130:
Taser employees.
When they try to call for help, taser them again.

1131:
Declare the toy isle as a new country, with you as democratically elected leader.
Permit nobody access unless they lick the floor, or know the secret password.
Which is: Kumquats.

vaporeon7 March 18th, 2013 11:28 PM

1132: Give out rat poisons samples to all of the children in the store.

1133: Grab the receipt rolls and unroll them down the aisles.

1134: Put trip wire everywhere and chase the customers into them.

ReeDim April 6th, 2013 10:04 AM

1135: Bring a friend with you and play jousting, with trolleys as horses and baguettes as lances.

The_Consumer April 6th, 2013 4:06 PM

1136: Build jet packs all around the building and fly it into space. Then all of the aliens etc can enjoy Walmart goods 8)

SSJ4Ash April 6th, 2013 7:18 PM

1137: Make all the tv and speakers in the store to play the THX into on loop for a week straight.
1138: Any time you see somebody pick up an item from the electronics section slap it out of there hands and scream "No! There trying to conquer us and won't succeed!" then proceed to break everything in the electronic section (except anything pokemon related)
1137: Ask to see the store's manager and when the manager arrives scream "Screw the man!" and throw silly putty in his face.
1138: Grab all of the 2 liters in the store shake them up and open them(in the electronics section)
1139: Dress up like Tingle (from LoZ) and run up to anybody with a green hat and say "OMG A fairy! Holy ****!" Then proceed to throw confetti in there face and run away. Repeat.

Foxrally April 6th, 2013 7:49 PM

1140: Ask for huge samples at your Walmart's ice cream shop. If they don't give you more, threaten to kill then with a spoon.

AXELXu7 April 7th, 2013 6:01 PM

Rig the trash cans to different notes and play can-can.

Rai April 7th, 2013 6:26 PM

1142: Try riding a lawn mower out the front entrance without paying for it (my friend actually did this!)

SSJ4Ash April 8th, 2013 4:15 PM

1143: Play and endless loop of Justin Beiber and 1d music for a week.
1144: Poop in the Urinals
1145: Grab a baseball bat from the sports section and hit anything with a picture of/or contains the word baseball.
1146: Replace all the soap dispensers with silly string shooters.
1147: Hack into the security camera's and set them up to play Rick Astley's never going to give you up every time you enter the store.
1148: Run through the store screaming "Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee!"

Seth Rollins April 10th, 2013 2:11 PM

1149: Get a trashcan from the street and throw the trash everywhere in the mart.

1150: Bring a radio eith you and turn the sound max and dance shaking your ass in the items.

Affliction April 11th, 2013 11:46 AM

1151

Blow the store up with a nuke

1152

Step 1: Kill a brony
Step 2: Kill a brony
Step 3: Kill a brony
Step 4: Wait to be kicked out

1153

Realise Umbr30n's head wasn't the Bowling Ball but the head was actually DarkPokéball's. Then, make a total laugh by selling DarkPokéball heads.

1154

Randomly say "BREADBIN" after someone gets nearer to where you are.

SSJ4Ash April 12th, 2013 5:01 AM

1155 Build a fort using pillows, and when anybody tries to get near it throw water balloons at them.

Whitney's Shaymin April 13th, 2013 7:13 AM

1156
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