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#1158
Dress in a suit and tie and walk around offering fake coupons for Walmart's merchandise. |
#1159
Walk up to random people and scream "You've Won!" When they ask what they have won throw confetti at them then run away. |
#1160
Slap the manager with a fish #1161 Perform a loud, crazy "rain dance" throughout the store. |
#1162 SLAP A WORKER LIKE A BOSS!
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#1162 Stand at a random spot in the store, when any body makes eye contact, challenge them to a battle, if they refuse slap them in the back of the head and run away screaming "Vengence shall be mine!"
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^That's brilliant
#1163 Hold a re-enactment of one of Family Guy's chicken fights (don't judge me). #1164 Stage a wedding ceremony between yourself and merchandise the store is selling. |
bring a flamethrower into the store, burn the car batteries, make 'em blow up, and scorch all the expensive widescreen tvs!!!!
^ Best Way!!! |
#1166
Fill the water lines that go to the spinkler system with maple syrup and set them off. |
1167
It's a secret. 1168 Another secret. 1169 Are you actually trying to open the Chamber of Secrets? |
1170. Hold a broom stick between your legs then scream "HOGWARTS HERE I COOOOOMMME!!!" while running as fast as you can towards a wall... Then hit it hard & fall on the ground.
THEN DO IT AGAIN XD |
KO an employee, get into their suit, go to the front of the store, and say to people who walk in "Welcome to Wal-Mart, Get your **** and get out!" in a paki voice
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Lick the wagon handles... you'll get sick, but kicked out fo sho.
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#1173 - Dress up in a grass skirt and do the hula on the checkout desk.
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#1174 - Throw a food party using Walmart's food without permission.
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#1175:
Organize a bumper car speed race from the back of the store to the front using the electric cars, grabbing merchandise off shelves according to a list (given beforehand) and declare whoever gets everything and makes it to the Macdonald's (and orders + receives food) at the front first the winner. |
#1176 Take a discus and throw it at the shelves yelling "glory to Sparta!!!!!"
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#1177
Yell "I have a portal gun and you don't. Come get me *****es. You retards i will shoot a portal to the moon" on the P.A |
#1178
Let the above poster anywhere near the PA. |
#1179
Offer people samples of perfume that is actualy water lace with itching powder. #1180 Set off cherry bombs in the toilets. (after pooping in them) |
#1181
Slam your face on all the keyboards. |
#1182 - Amass a large group of people and cram yourselves into one isle so that nobody can get in or out.
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#1183 Walk around wearing a hoodie ONLY! Also it must read the first letter of every word of "State of Louisiana & Utah T-shirts".
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#1184
Eat all thier cake. Tell them your reason for it is "the cake is a LIE!" |
1185: play that moonbase alpha video over the pa system
1186: obtain a super saiyan wig and act out an over-the-top anime in the store 1187: steal a shovel and start digging in the store. if anyone asks what ur doing, say ur diggig for buried treasure 1188: cut a slot in a yellow potholder and run around picking up small goods wih it while shouting "WAKA WAKA WAKA". if a guard catches you, curl up on he ground making he pacman death noise. if you find a piece of food, throw it at the guard while going "BWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOEOOOOO" |
#1189: Take a blood test in aisle 1
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#1190 - Re-enact a scene from Pulp Fiction over the PA system (be sure to do the voices :P )
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#1191 over complement rivaling companies using the intercom
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#1192 - Read from "50 Shades of Grey" over the PA system.
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#1193 Do it whilst reading 50 Shades of Grey over the PA System
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#1194
Buy a female dog, name it life, have her attack people in Wally World #1195 Buy all of Wall-mart's stock and use your new owner power to rename it "Don't-give-any-****s-at-all" Mart. |
Put pornographic material on the LCD TVs.
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Get on the PA and shout:
"Can someone please help me, I am lost" |
Climb into random peoples shopping carts and demand a ride.
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#1199
Start a wild rant about the end of the world and talk about the coming of Christ until customers leave the store in fear. |
#1200: Do The Safety Dance in all of the aisles. All of them.
Hey, we're 120% of the way there! |
#1201
Graffiti all over the walls, floors and isles |
1202
Put up posters saying you want all the workers fired. |
1203
Push shopping carts around as if they were engine powered cars |
1204
Crack all the eggs, then pour milk in the apple juice |
1205: Get a fake bomb, wear a black hoodie and threaten to blow up the building unless the workers all sacrifice their wages towards pre-ordering Pokemon X/Y!!!
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!! >:D |
1206
Ask the cashier where you can purchase a wife. |
1207
Print out this list and stuff it everywhere in Walmart. |
1208. Take a shower in the urinal c:
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1209.
Give the manger a cup of coffe with lemon in it and say. "What a sour man/woman you are" |
1210
Scream "Call of Duty sucks" in the gaming section really loud 'til you get kicked out. |
Also...
1. Hop into a trolley, get a friend to ram you into the shelves and push you into people with the excuse 'I'm blind, she's a cripple. We fell in love as soon as I jumped her in the alley with a knife and broke her legs with a baseball bat. Then when I was sleeping she dragged herself to bed, chained me to it and forced me to play the original Mine-Craft.' 2. Race through the store, knock over people, check apples/figs at random people (including the staff) and then open up the biggest container of Nutella, dig your hand into it and start scoffing it down. Then when the staff come to escort you out, climb on a shelf, run on the top and then when they get ahead, jump on them. (WARNING!!! You will most likely be put into a mental institution). xD 3. Get a fake light sabor, get a Darth Vader helmet and run around the store pretending to slice off peoples limbs and such, go next to a cash register and start to fill it with gumballs, run away and pull down your pants!!! :D Three easy steps to getting booted/banned/getting into trouble/becoming a member of the most horrible mental institution. :P |
1212
Make Gru's Minions make an avalanche and terrorize the customers. |
#1213 Play bumper cars with the electric scooters.
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1214
Play in the slides without buying them. |
1215
Play a real life RTS game in the store (oh the possibilities xD) |
#1216: Create an incredible "fireworks display" with lots of Diet Coke and Mentos.
#1217: Create a "rocket propelled" shopping trolley by strapping bottles of Diet Coke and Mentos to it. |
#1218
Watch sports... on their flat-screen TVs on their recliners and get soda stains, war paint and Cheeto dust all over them. Oh, and don't forget the pre-game BBQ in the parking lot :) |
1219
Freeze all the customers and put them in the closet. |
1220
Have a barbecue in the outdoors section, followed by doing target practice with one of their many bows/guns. |
1221
Jump on the aisles and watch them fall on the customers. |
1222
Throw a couple of frying pans against the customers and wish them a good day afterwards |
1223
Put bombs on the floor and be like Bomberman. |
1224
Enter some Minions into the store and throw a banana on the floor |
#1225
ELECTROCUTE ALL THE THINGS! |
1226
Sit on everything in the mall. |
1227
Use Hyper Voice on the Cashier! |
1228
Put pepper spray on every customer's eyes everytime they grab something from the aisles. |
1229
Kill everyone. Especially if they deserve to die. |
1230 (Cool, I just counted up to 1230)
Drop smelly melted chocolate on the customers thinking it's poo. |
1231
Zergling rush all the customers and make them ragequit. |
1231.
Dress up as Ash and try and capture everybody in a Poke ball, like fling them at peoples heads and then when they look your way, scream and run away, knocking everything out of the shelves!! >:D To Angelomanalo, if you ruled the world, we wouldn't have a moments peace, haha. xD |
1232
Throw a water balloon on a customer's pants and say to everyone he/she peed. |
1233
Heat the place up when its already hot outside |
1234
Stare at the customers creepily. |
1235
Playing dead in the meat department |
1236
Pop out of nowhere and wear a chainsaw mask and say "peanut butter?" Haha, that's what I said wearing a chainsaw mask before... |
1237
Ask the wimpiest cashier to move 6 bags of very heavy dog food to the front, by hand, saying that the trolleys will crush it and only the natural shape of the human body could keep it in shape. Then act like a personal trainer and cheer them on as they carry it, yelling at them when they drop it or try to drag it. After all 6 bags are at the front, pause for a moment and then say, "Nah, I changed my mind" and just leave. |
1238
play rave music full volume. |
1239
Pretend to be a secret agent, smash all the windows, and jump along the aisles. |
1240.
Empty all of the honey and syrup on the floor then pour flour into all of it, then get a trolley and run it through the unmanly blob and make a mess EVERYWHERE! :D Man, if I was Satan, you would worship me. >:X |
1241. Throw a tomato at an employee. If they confront you about it, say that it was someone next to you.
1242. Walk up to an employee and ask "Can I help you?". 1243. Sneak into the bathroom with a towel and a large circular fruit. Groan loudly, and after a long while, walk out of the stall with the fruit hidden in the towel saying "it's a boy" or "it's a girl". Even more humorous if you're a guy. 1244. Grab items and secretly place them into other people's carts. Made funnier if they have kids. 1245. Run around harassing old people asking if they're your grandmother. 1246. Turn all the computers to... inappropriate websites. 1247. Advertise K-Mart, telling them how K-Mart has lower prices. That's all I got. |
1248. Two words: Throw, and fish.
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1249.
Grab one of the mops, grab the honey, pour it all on the floor, then mop it all over the ground. :P BEWARE! Janitor may kill you. xD |
1249.
Grab one of the mops, grab the honey, pour it all on the floor, then mop it all over the ground. :P BEWARE! Janitor may kill you. xD |
1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]
1259
assault a child and say the butter made you do it |
1251
K, wut? Anyway... Tell everyone all the food expired. |
Give birth to a child in the store.
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1253
Have giant arms like a Robopon, charge and throw a boulder at a customer. |
1254
Play a large scale game of dodgeball throughout the store (bonus points if you use a ball sold in the shop). |
1255
Scream like a banshee when an unaware customer is around. |
1256.
Hide behind customers and pour vinegar/honey/tomato paste/caramel sauce/chocolate sauce/dog poo down their T-shirts. xD MWAHAHAHA! |
1257
Let Gym Leader Rozu do every dirty job for you to get yourself kicked out of the store xD im pretty lazy xD |
1258
Another counting thread omg why. But yeah, just smash the place up and stuff. |
1259
Bring Drakow into the store. |
1260
As hilarious as that is, unfortunately BinayPeaches has already tested that out and we didn't get kicked out V____V How about stealing a uniform and then going around misdirecting all the customers. |
1261
Perform a satanic ritual in one of the isles complete with goats blood (which they probably sell). |
1262
Build a Planetary Fortress and hunt gimmepie down with it. |
1262.
Team up with JNathan and have a Pokemon fight with plushies and plastic Pokeball's. Then when one loses, throw a tantrum and throw flour everywhere then yell 'BYAKUGAN!' at the guests. Yup, I'm pretty weird. |
1263
Make music that is completely horrible for everyone and think you are the best |
1264.
Chase the children and throw figs at them, then when the parents protest throw pineapples at them. And when the staff try and pull you away, get JNathan to barge in and shoot them with water-guns. My dream. <3 |
1265 scream digimon is better than pokemon beat a old lady and vomit
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1266.
Yell 'Battlefield 3 sucks!', that should do the trick instantly. xD |
1267
Act like a CoD fanboy and annoy the customers with it |
1268.
Put up a small strong box, wear something leather or metallic then put on Bang Bang Sexy and dance like a crazy person. And when the staff try and pull you down, spray pepper spray in their eyes and kick them in the stomach. >:D |
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