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SSJ4Ash April 13th, 2013 8:51 PM

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gimmepie April 15th, 2013 7:06 AM

#1158

Dress in a suit and tie and walk around offering fake coupons for Walmart's merchandise.

SSJ4Ash April 15th, 2013 12:27 PM

#1159
Walk up to random people and scream "You've Won!" When they ask what they have won throw confetti at them then run away.

gimmepie April 15th, 2013 4:48 PM

#1160

Slap the manager with a fish

#1161

Perform a loud, crazy "rain dance" throughout the store.

Whitney's Shaymin April 15th, 2013 6:11 PM

#1162 SLAP A WORKER LIKE A BOSS!

SSJ4Ash April 16th, 2013 8:27 AM

#1162 Stand at a random spot in the store, when any body makes eye contact, challenge them to a battle, if they refuse slap them in the back of the head and run away screaming "Vengence shall be mine!"

gimmepie April 16th, 2013 8:36 AM

^That's brilliant

#1163
Hold a re-enactment of one of Family Guy's chicken fights (don't judge me).

#1164
Stage a wedding ceremony between yourself and merchandise the store is selling.

Chaos_Darkrai April 19th, 2013 7:31 PM

bring a flamethrower into the store, burn the car batteries, make 'em blow up, and scorch all the expensive widescreen tvs!!!!
^ Best Way!!!

SSJ4Ash April 25th, 2013 8:12 AM

#1166

Fill the water lines that go to the spinkler system with maple syrup and set them off.

Affliction April 26th, 2013 2:00 PM

1167

It's a secret.

1168

Another secret.

1169

Are you actually trying to open the Chamber of Secrets?

tnfsf11 May 17th, 2013 11:43 AM

1170. Hold a broom stick between your legs then scream "HOGWARTS HERE I COOOOOMMME!!!" while running as fast as you can towards a wall... Then hit it hard & fall on the ground.
THEN DO IT AGAIN XD

Chaos_Darkrai May 18th, 2013 5:15 PM

KO an employee, get into their suit, go to the front of the store, and say to people who walk in "Welcome to Wal-Mart, Get your **** and get out!" in a paki voice

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2012maniac (Post 7667210)
KO an employee, get into their suit, go to the front of the store, and say to people who walk in "Welcome to Wal-Mart, Get your **** and get out!" in a paki voice

I meant "Get your Sh*t and get out!"

Cooltrainer Ashley Rose May 19th, 2013 4:25 AM

Lick the wagon handles... you'll get sick, but kicked out fo sho.

gimmepie May 19th, 2013 5:56 AM

#1173 - Dress up in a grass skirt and do the hula on the checkout desk.

Naturalles May 24th, 2013 11:18 AM

#1174 - Throw a food party using Walmart's food without permission.

Belldandy May 24th, 2013 11:33 AM

#1175:

Organize a bumper car speed race from the back of the store to the front using the electric cars, grabbing merchandise off shelves according to a list (given beforehand) and declare whoever gets everything and makes it to the Macdonald's (and orders + receives food) at the front first the winner.

Sandshrew4 May 24th, 2013 11:42 AM

#1176 Take a discus and throw it at the shelves yelling "glory to Sparta!!!!!"

Fire_Red_With_a_Pikachu May 24th, 2013 1:05 PM

#1177
Yell "I have a portal gun and you don't. Come get me *****es. You retards i will shoot a portal to the moon" on the P.A

gimmepie May 25th, 2013 6:52 AM

#1178

Let the above poster anywhere near the PA.

SSJ4Ash May 25th, 2013 8:07 PM

#1179
Offer people samples of perfume that is actualy water lace with itching powder.

#1180
Set off cherry bombs in the toilets. (after pooping in them)

Pichu02 May 31st, 2013 9:59 PM

#1181
Slam your face on all the keyboards.

gimmepie June 1st, 2013 5:51 AM

#1182 - Amass a large group of people and cram yourselves into one isle so that nobody can get in or out.

tnfsf11 June 1st, 2013 6:24 AM

#1183 Walk around wearing a hoodie ONLY! Also it must read the first letter of every word of "State of Louisiana & Utah T-shirts".

Pichu02 June 1st, 2013 7:44 AM

#1184

Eat all thier cake. Tell them your reason for it is "the cake is a LIE!"

milkymew June 7th, 2013 12:24 PM

1185: play that moonbase alpha video over the pa system

1186: obtain a super saiyan wig and act out an over-the-top anime in the store

1187: steal a shovel and start digging in the store. if anyone asks what ur doing, say ur diggig for buried treasure

1188: cut a slot in a yellow potholder and run around picking up small goods wih it while shouting "WAKA WAKA WAKA". if a guard catches you, curl up on he ground making he pacman death noise. if you find a piece of food, throw it at the guard while going "BWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOEOOOOO"

The_Consumer June 10th, 2013 7:54 AM

#1189: Take a blood test in aisle 1

gimmepie June 10th, 2013 8:04 AM

#1190 - Re-enact a scene from Pulp Fiction over the PA system (be sure to do the voices :P )

The_Consumer June 10th, 2013 8:23 AM

#1191 over complement rivaling companies using the intercom

gimmepie June 10th, 2013 8:28 AM

#1192 - Read from "50 Shades of Grey" over the PA system.

The_Consumer June 10th, 2013 8:31 AM

#1193 Do it whilst reading 50 Shades of Grey over the PA System

SSJ4Ash June 10th, 2013 7:09 PM

#1194
Buy a female dog, name it life, have her attack people in Wally World

#1195
Buy all of Wall-mart's stock and use your new owner power to rename it "Don't-give-any-****s-at-all" Mart.

ReeDim June 11th, 2013 11:11 AM

Put pornographic material on the LCD TVs.

Pichu2Pikachu2Raichu June 18th, 2013 6:07 PM

Get on the PA and shout:

"Can someone please help me, I am lost"

Igglybuff June 19th, 2013 3:46 PM

Climb into random peoples shopping carts and demand a ride.

diab_low June 20th, 2013 1:34 AM

#1199

Start a wild rant about the end of the world and talk about the coming of Christ until customers leave the store in fear.

Emerald_Fire June 21st, 2013 6:44 PM

#1200: Do The Safety Dance in all of the aisles. All of them.

Hey, we're 120% of the way there!

diab_low June 22nd, 2013 4:09 AM

#1201

Graffiti all over the walls, floors and isles

Hikamaru June 23rd, 2013 4:42 AM

1202

Put up posters saying you want all the workers fired.

diab_low June 23rd, 2013 4:51 AM

1203

Push shopping carts around as if they were engine powered cars

Pichu02 July 5th, 2013 7:01 PM

1204

Crack all the eggs, then pour milk in the apple juice

Nakala Pri July 5th, 2013 9:52 PM

1205: Get a fake bomb, wear a black hoodie and threaten to blow up the building unless the workers all sacrifice their wages towards pre-ordering Pokemon X/Y!!!

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!! >:D

Kanzler July 5th, 2013 10:07 PM

1206

Ask the cashier where you can purchase a wife.

Mew July 6th, 2013 6:38 PM

1207

Print out this list and stuff it everywhere in Walmart.

~Hikozaru~ July 6th, 2013 9:21 PM

1208. Take a shower in the urinal c:

PsychoticMoonlight July 6th, 2013 9:37 PM

1209.

Give the manger a cup of coffe with lemon in it and say. "What a sour man/woman you are"

Mew July 7th, 2013 4:13 PM

1210

Scream "Call of Duty sucks" in the gaming section really loud 'til you get kicked out.

Nakala Pri July 9th, 2013 12:48 AM

Also...

1. Hop into a trolley, get a friend to ram you into the shelves and push you into people with the excuse 'I'm blind, she's a cripple. We fell in love as soon as I jumped her in the alley with a knife and broke her legs with a baseball bat. Then when I was sleeping she dragged herself to bed, chained me to it and forced me to play the original Mine-Craft.'

2. Race through the store, knock over people, check apples/figs at random people (including the staff) and then open up the biggest container of Nutella, dig your hand into it and start scoffing it down. Then when the staff come to escort you out, climb on a shelf, run on the top and then when they get ahead, jump on them. (WARNING!!! You will most likely be put into a mental institution). xD

3. Get a fake light sabor, get a Darth Vader helmet and run around the store pretending to slice off peoples limbs and such, go next to a cash register and start to fill it with gumballs, run away and pull down your pants!!! :D

Three easy steps to getting booted/banned/getting into trouble/becoming a member of the most horrible mental institution. :P

Adam Levine July 9th, 2013 1:36 AM

1212
Make Gru's Minions make an avalanche and terrorize the customers.

MalcomX July 9th, 2013 2:43 PM

#1213 Play bumper cars with the electric scooters.

Adam Levine July 9th, 2013 9:22 PM

1214
Play in the slides without buying them.

TY July 10th, 2013 1:56 AM

1215

Play a real life RTS game in the store (oh the possibilities xD)

ReeDim July 10th, 2013 7:57 AM

#1216: Create an incredible "fireworks display" with lots of Diet Coke and Mentos.
#1217: Create a "rocket propelled" shopping trolley by strapping bottles of Diet Coke and Mentos to it.

Zylas July 10th, 2013 8:13 AM

#1218

Watch sports... on their flat-screen TVs on their recliners and get soda stains, war paint and Cheeto dust all over them. Oh, and don't forget the pre-game BBQ in the parking lot :)

Adam Levine July 10th, 2013 2:28 PM

1219
Freeze all the customers and put them in the closet.

Unknown# July 10th, 2013 6:27 PM

1220
Have a barbecue in the outdoors section, followed by doing target practice with one of their many bows/guns.

Adam Levine July 11th, 2013 1:33 AM

1221
Jump on the aisles and watch them fall on the customers.

TY July 11th, 2013 1:11 PM

1222

Throw a couple of frying pans against the customers and wish them a good day afterwards

Adam Levine July 12th, 2013 1:42 AM

1223
Put bombs on the floor and be like Bomberman.

TY July 12th, 2013 1:44 AM

1224

Enter some Minions into the store and throw a banana on the floor

Zekrom1066 July 12th, 2013 1:47 AM

#1225

ELECTROCUTE





ALL THE THINGS!

Adam Levine July 12th, 2013 2:00 AM

1226
Sit on everything in the mall.

Zekrom1066 July 12th, 2013 2:02 AM

1227

Use Hyper Voice on the Cashier!

Adam Levine July 12th, 2013 3:01 AM

1228
Put pepper spray on every customer's eyes everytime they grab something from the aisles.

pridekitty July 22nd, 2013 6:58 PM

1229
Kill everyone. Especially if they deserve to die.

Adam Levine July 23rd, 2013 2:10 AM

1230 (Cool, I just counted up to 1230)
Drop smelly melted chocolate on the customers thinking it's poo.

TY August 2nd, 2013 1:39 AM

1231

Zergling rush all the customers and make them ragequit.

Nakala Pri August 2nd, 2013 1:48 AM

1231.

Dress up as Ash and try and capture everybody in a Poke ball, like fling them at peoples heads and then when they look your way, scream and run away, knocking everything out of the shelves!! >:D

To Angelomanalo, if you ruled the world, we wouldn't have a moments peace, haha. xD

Adam Levine August 2nd, 2013 2:57 AM

1232
Throw a water balloon on a customer's pants and say to everyone he/she peed.

TY August 2nd, 2013 3:01 AM

1233

Heat the place up when its already hot outside

Adam Levine August 2nd, 2013 3:11 AM

1234
Stare at the customers creepily.

TY August 2nd, 2013 3:13 AM

1235

Playing dead in the meat department

Adam Levine August 2nd, 2013 3:15 AM

1236
Pop out of nowhere and wear a chainsaw mask and say "peanut butter?"
Haha, that's what I said wearing a chainsaw mask before...

Trev August 2nd, 2013 3:43 PM

1237

Ask the wimpiest cashier to move 6 bags of very heavy dog food to the front, by hand, saying that the trolleys will crush it and only the natural shape of the human body could keep it in shape. Then act like a personal trainer and cheer them on as they carry it, yelling at them when they drop it or try to drag it. After all 6 bags are at the front, pause for a moment and then say, "Nah, I changed my mind" and just leave.

WillPowerPedro August 2nd, 2013 5:19 PM

1238

play rave music full volume.

Adam Levine August 2nd, 2013 8:05 PM

1239
Pretend to be a secret agent, smash all the windows, and jump along the aisles.

Nakala Pri August 2nd, 2013 9:29 PM

1240.

Empty all of the honey and syrup on the floor then pour flour into all of it, then get a trolley and run it through the unmanly blob and make a mess EVERYWHERE! :D Man, if I was Satan, you would worship me. >:X

Infinite Latios August 2nd, 2013 10:15 PM

1241. Throw a tomato at an employee. If they confront you about it, say that it was someone next to you.
1242. Walk up to an employee and ask "Can I help you?".
1243. Sneak into the bathroom with a towel and a large circular fruit. Groan loudly, and after a long while, walk out of the stall with the fruit hidden in the towel saying "it's a boy" or "it's a girl". Even more humorous if you're a guy.
1244. Grab items and secretly place them into other people's carts. Made funnier if they have kids.
1245. Run around harassing old people asking if they're your grandmother.
1246. Turn all the computers to... inappropriate websites.
1247. Advertise K-Mart, telling them how K-Mart has lower prices.

That's all I got.

Adam Levine August 4th, 2013 11:37 PM

1248. Two words: Throw, and fish.

Nakala Pri August 7th, 2013 2:08 AM

1249.

Grab one of the mops, grab the honey, pour it all on the floor, then mop it all over the ground. :P

BEWARE! Janitor may kill you. xD

Nakala Pri August 7th, 2013 2:09 AM

1249.

Grab one of the mops, grab the honey, pour it all on the floor, then mop it all over the ground. :P

BEWARE! Janitor may kill you. xD

«Chuckles» August 7th, 2013 2:56 AM

1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]
 
1259
assault a child and say the butter made you do it

Adam Levine August 10th, 2013 2:25 AM

1251
K, wut?
Anyway...
Tell everyone all the food expired.

Personofsecrets August 10th, 2013 9:45 PM

Give birth to a child in the store.

Adam Levine August 10th, 2013 9:47 PM

1253
Have giant arms like a Robopon, charge and throw a boulder at a customer.

gimmepie August 10th, 2013 9:50 PM

1254

Play a large scale game of dodgeball throughout the store (bonus points if you use a ball sold in the shop).

Adam Levine August 10th, 2013 9:53 PM

1255
Scream like a banshee when an unaware customer is around.

Nakala Pri August 11th, 2013 11:38 PM

1256.

Hide behind customers and pour vinegar/honey/tomato paste/caramel sauce/chocolate sauce/dog poo down their T-shirts. xD

MWAHAHAHA!

TY August 12th, 2013 12:14 AM

1257

Let Gym Leader Rozu do every dirty job for you to get yourself kicked out of the store xD
im pretty lazy xD

Overlord Drakow August 12th, 2013 1:08 AM

1258

Another counting thread omg why. But yeah, just smash the place up and stuff.

gimmepie August 12th, 2013 1:22 AM

1259

Bring Drakow into the store.

Overlord Drakow August 12th, 2013 1:49 AM

1260

As hilarious as that is, unfortunately BinayPeaches has already tested that out and we didn't get kicked out V____V

How about stealing a uniform and then going around misdirecting all the customers.

gimmepie August 12th, 2013 1:51 AM

1261

Perform a satanic ritual in one of the isles complete with goats blood (which they probably sell).

TY August 12th, 2013 1:52 AM

1262

Build a Planetary Fortress and hunt gimmepie down with it.

Nakala Pri August 12th, 2013 2:07 AM

1262.

Team up with JNathan and have a Pokemon fight with plushies and plastic Pokeball's. Then when one loses, throw a tantrum and throw flour everywhere then yell 'BYAKUGAN!' at the guests. Yup, I'm pretty weird.

TY August 12th, 2013 2:10 AM

1263

Make music that is completely horrible for everyone and think you are the best

Nakala Pri August 12th, 2013 10:07 PM

1264.

Chase the children and throw figs at them, then when the parents protest throw pineapples at them. And when the staff try and pull you away, get JNathan to barge in and shoot them with water-guns.

My dream. <3

Rodriguezjames55 August 12th, 2013 10:42 PM

1265 scream digimon is better than pokemon beat a old lady and vomit

Nakala Pri August 12th, 2013 11:00 PM

1266.

Yell 'Battlefield 3 sucks!', that should do the trick instantly. xD

TY August 12th, 2013 11:02 PM

1267

Act like a CoD fanboy and annoy the customers with it

Nakala Pri August 12th, 2013 11:21 PM

1268.

Put up a small strong box, wear something leather or metallic then put on Bang Bang Sexy and dance like a crazy person. And when the staff try and pull you down, spray pepper spray in their eyes and kick them in the stomach. >:D


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