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AnastasiaStardustXiaolong January 26th, 2012 11:51 AM

284. Get a group of your friends and dress up as power rnagers dino thunder charecters- Then beat up random people thinking their tyranodrones, the workers are elsa and zeltrax, and the manager is mesogog. afterwords, attack them for being kelszacks and lothor. If you do this sucessfully- congrats. your banned from wallmart for life and have multiple offenses of Harassment

shinysweety January 26th, 2012 11:53 AM

285. Karate kick the manager's butt. xD

(Me love Karate, lol)

AnastasiaStardustXiaolong January 26th, 2012 11:55 AM

286.Decide that your going to flood the store, and actually do it

shinysweety January 26th, 2012 11:58 AM

287. Go in the store with a axe and pretend you'r a murderer, then destroy the store with it. :P Take dat Walmart!

The Corrupt Plague January 27th, 2012 3:31 PM

288. Find a way to get into the P.A system and play your favorite song on it at full volume!

A Pixy January 27th, 2012 3:32 PM

289

Spoil every movie, book and TV show in the store.

Jarred0809 January 27th, 2012 6:42 PM

290. Have a jousting match with the scooters they have and a pair of crutches. (I tried this, it's awesome.)

AnastasiaStardustXiaolong February 1st, 2012 9:44 AM

291.Run into the store screaming, "MAGICAL SORCE! Mystic force" and then kick over 5 isles of items- and trip somone. 1827231 points for manager, 500 for worker, 134 for civilian shopping

xelarator February 2nd, 2012 7:37 PM

292. NOTE: This WILL cost ALOT of money, so consider your other options before doing this.

That being said, have a mechaninc make you and your friends their very own custom MARIO KART, and have a REAL Mario Kart race inside the store. The only Items you can use are Bombs, since Blue Shells don't exist YET. All I'm gonna say, if you decide to race, that it's gonna feel more like MW3 than Mario Kart if you actually go through with this.

293. Go to Wal-Mart, get a job at Wal-Mart, then talk like this to every kid you see in the same creepy voice like this guy: RANDY MARSH FROM SOUTHPARK EVERYBODY!


Hikamaru February 2nd, 2012 7:49 PM

294 - Cosplay as your favorite anime character and even imitate their lines.

darkpokeball February 14th, 2012 10:30 AM

295.
Steal a purse and place it in a cart. Then tell the lady you stole the purse from:
"Miss, I think that that man/woman stole your purse!"
and point to the person wheeling the random cart. Then, while there is confusion, walk up to a random person and hit them as hard as you can. They will flip out, hush them and say:
"Miss/Mister, hush hush. At least I didn't steal your purse."

TornZero February 14th, 2012 11:10 AM

296


Walk in wearing a black ski mask, keep wearing them for the duration of being inside, and just go around browsing the aisles.*

*You may not get thrown out if ski masks are to be expected around your local Wal-Mart.

297


Try and count how many boxes of candy you can eat before you purchase it.*

*You may need more than $5 to do this, depending on how skilled you are.

298


Get some friends* and play Keepy-Uppy with every fruit and veggie** you can get from the store. Bonus points for leaving a dripping stain on the ceiling!

*Friends not required.

**Meat can be substituted.

Hikamaru February 23rd, 2012 7:50 PM

299

Make yourself a shell shape out of cardboard and imitate Oshawott's Razor Shell attack.

The Grubby Pup February 24th, 2012 11:26 PM

300

Slap box with a jug of orange juice and lose. And when I say orange juice, I mean SunnyD. LOL

TheAmazingAipom February 25th, 2012 4:49 PM

301.

Go planking on a shelf stocked with jars of baby food :P

Hikamaru February 26th, 2012 2:24 AM

302

Have a cosplaying contest and people go "why are the workers dressed as anime characters?". Definite laughter!

Lynch February 26th, 2012 3:59 AM

303
Go there with PaintBall gun and start shooting random people.
That would be cool xD

Hikamaru February 26th, 2012 4:02 AM

304

Tell your workers that you are wanted for questioning over a Gay & Lesbian party promoting Mardi Gras.

darkpokeball February 29th, 2012 9:00 PM

305.
Find an empty aisle where there is only you and one more person. Knock them out. Then, take the price tag off of a sweater, and attach it to the person, and put them in a cart. Wheel the cart to a very popular place in Wal-Mart and start screaming that there is a sale on butlers/maids.

306.
Walk up to a cashier, and scream in their ear as loud as you can. While they are busy freaking out at you, run away and steal some apples. Come back. Throw an apple at the same cashier, then sit down, and start eating an apple. As people surround you, fake choking, then subtly swallow the apple. Hold your breath and play dead. When a person comes up to you, tackle them and then make them take a bite out of the apple you were eating.

307.
Start rolling on the floor, screaming:
"THIS WILL PROTECT ME FROM THE DARK ONES!"
When people give you weird looks, get up and kiss them. Then, resume rolling on the floor.

308.
Grab all the pickle jars, then open them. With this done, start rolling five down a random aisle screaming: "PICKLE RACES!"
Take another five open jars and walk into the restroom. See those shoes indicating someone in a stall? Roll in a pickle jar, and count down in a robotic voice from ten. When you reach zero, make an explosion noise. Repeat until all five jars are in that random person's stall.
Then, take the remaining jars and pour pickle juice in random girl's purses or down random men's shirts. After every act, scream out:
"MOODOO HA HA!"

Hikamaru March 14th, 2012 6:24 PM

309

Admit to your co-workers you still watch kids shows on TV.

Hikamaru March 14th, 2012 10:24 PM

311

Act like you have Autism, just like Sheldon!

The Grubby Pup March 15th, 2012 7:58 PM

312

Oil slick the ground with some Baby Oil...Brought from their store.

Joshawott March 15th, 2012 8:00 PM

#313: Punch people in the face if they don't like Oshawotts.

The Grubby Pup March 15th, 2012 8:12 PM

315

Pick up a Tickle Me Elmo doll and lay on the ground, while placing the doll on top of yourself and start screaming RAPE!!!!

Hikamaru March 15th, 2012 11:13 PM

316

Dress in US Army gear, pop on glasses and claim to your co-workers that you have been accused of the biggest leak in American history.


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