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Fill baby diapers with peanutbutter and start throwing them at people. *evil laugh*[/SIZE] |
#501
Jump in the washer with a toaster and get a nice shock of energy. |
502
Make all your workmates pretend they are the opposite gender by getting them to do... CROSSDRESSING. |
503
Rave on and on about you getting mugged at comicon because you liked bad anime. |
504
Wear a lab coat to work and claim that your name means "colorless". |
505. Dye your hair green and hide in the back corner of the store, playing with a spray-painted Rubix Cube and muttering about how you've been betrayed.
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506
Grab a vacuum and some green jelly... GHOSTBUSTERS! |
507
Run in screaming gibberish while clothed in a Barney costume. For extra points, carry an axe! You will be the mad axe-man-dinosaur-thing! No really, it'll be great! |
508
Have all the workers dressed up as their fave anime characters. |
509. Give everyone coupons to use that were made with paper & a magic marker, & say it's free coupon day & you get a yogurt that smells like strawberry if you use it. Laugh if they can't use it by hiding behind their cart. :P
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510
Hit the lights, let the music [you turned on] move yourself, lose your in WALMART. |
511
Walk into Walmart with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a blunt in the other with a group of people passing around the smoke and drink. Then go to where the big bouncy balls are and start playing dodgeball with other customers and climb the shelves. Actually... that would get you a trip to the cell lol. |
512
Get some sodas, shake them up, tape them to the ground, get an oxygen tank, turn it to full air, and let it hit the sodas making them explode one by one. |
513
Put up a sign saying "Rageface Discount - Get mad and you pay less!" |
514 Graffiti the walls saying Kmart Rules!!!
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515
Record a list of all Japanese products for the sake of fans of Japanese culture. |
516
Come in a blue jumpsuit and insist on paying for your things with bottle caps. |
517
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! |
518. Insist that every overweight man you see is Santa Claus. then bother them to give you the gun from portal XDDD
Actually, forget I said that. It's really mean. But if we're still going on the Portal referencing thing... 519. Get a Sharpie and draw the Aperture logo on the bottom of random products :D |
520. Enter Wal-Mart, with a crazy white wig and a lab coat, by bursting through the front door. Then yell "What year is it?" Once someone, preferably a cashier, tells you the date, run out of the store. Come back five years later in the same manner wearing the same attire, approach the same cashier you did five years prior, ask them the date. Once they give it to you, run about the store like a madman yelling "It worked! It worked!" at the top of your lungs.
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521
Drop the Piano. Drop it. Just drop it. |
Scream at customers for not worshipping Celestia and Luna while throwing MLP books at people claiming to be a prophet.
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523
Play all the Pokemon anime themes on the speaker. |
524
Hang Best-Buy ads all over the shop. |
525
Fill the bathroom with fire extinguisher |
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