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Limanya July 10th, 2012 5:38 AM

526

When someone is sleeping (if that ever happens), do NOT try to REVIVE that person. The Homestuck way.

Zayphora July 10th, 2012 6:15 AM

527

Get hired as a clerk, and then when anyone tries to ask you anything say something random about Pokemon. Specifically about how much the customer looks like a certain character. The one that they look the least like.

Hikamaru July 10th, 2012 10:29 PM

528

Wear a lab coat to work and make your hair all weird-looking like Colress.

Zayphora July 11th, 2012 5:20 AM

529

Rage in random old people's faces about how you hate Colress's name...

ShinyUmbreon189 July 12th, 2012 11:43 AM

530, go into wal-mart with a battery powered guitar amp and guitar, then grab a cart. Put the amp facing up in the basket and have a friend push the cart while your blasting riffs. (I know from experience) haha

Zayphora July 13th, 2012 11:45 AM

531. Make your dog drink a lot of water, and then let it pee on random products.

WillPowerPedro July 13th, 2012 5:34 PM

532

Write on the walls or draw pictures of Chell.

533

Grow an awesome beard and mumble behind walls.

lloebet July 13th, 2012 5:38 PM

Take a poop in your hand and throw it at people. 544

Hikamaru July 13th, 2012 9:07 PM

545

Dance the Moonwalk like Michael Jackson.

ShinyUmbreon189 July 13th, 2012 9:09 PM

546
Go in with a Michael Myers suit while holding a fake knife and fake blood packets and go up to people and stab them.

Hikamaru July 13th, 2012 9:11 PM

547

Bring suspicious items to work... which gets you locked in jail.

ShinyUmbreon189 July 13th, 2012 9:13 PM

^ only Hikari would do that.
548
dress in a thong and go up to the sound system aisle and play the party boy theme.

Zayphora July 14th, 2012 5:23 AM

549

Go steal all the phones, change the background on them to a picture of MissingNo and watch people who buy them think that the phone is messed up. Better yet, steal people's phones and do this to them.

Hikamaru July 14th, 2012 5:31 AM

550

Convince workers to protest by opening their windows and then shouting out loud.

xelarator July 17th, 2012 1:02 PM

551.

Dress up as a Spy from TF2 and backstab everyone you see with a butterfly knife. VERY DEADLY.

Zayphora July 17th, 2012 3:02 PM

552
PUT KETCHUP...ON EVERYTHING. Like sofas.

553
Go up to anyone who is buying a soda or candy, and scream "YOU ARE BUYING CORN!!" in their face.

Hikamaru July 17th, 2012 7:33 PM

554

Dress up in rainbow colors and promote LGBT's impact on the world.

Zayphora July 18th, 2012 3:56 AM

^knowing walmart that would probably get you kicked out...


555
Hold magnets up to all the computers.

Hikamaru July 18th, 2012 4:13 AM

556

Dress up as all the Homestuck trolls.

Skip Class July 19th, 2012 10:21 AM

557
TROLLEY CART WARS THROUGH EVERY AISLE IN WALMART!

Hikamaru July 20th, 2012 5:59 PM

558

Confuse your gender so the workers will think "What?".

Zayphora July 21st, 2012 11:19 AM

559
Steal some paint from the store and paint large archways over random doors. Then make a serial-killer face, dye your hair black and pile it on your head in a weird way, and shove people into said doors, laughing maniacally.

INSTANT BELLATRIX.

WillPowerPedro July 21st, 2012 3:07 PM

560

Pretend to sell pirated DVDs.

Hikamaru July 21st, 2012 8:32 PM

561

Have all workers use no computers.

WillPowerPedro July 22nd, 2012 5:11 PM

562

Hack Wi-Fi and put up sign that says FREE WIFI.


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