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526
When someone is sleeping (if that ever happens), do NOT try to REVIVE that person. The Homestuck way. |
527
Get hired as a clerk, and then when anyone tries to ask you anything say something random about Pokemon. Specifically about how much the customer looks like a certain character. The one that they look the least like. |
528
Wear a lab coat to work and make your hair all weird-looking like Colress. |
529
Rage in random old people's faces about how you hate Colress's name... |
530, go into wal-mart with a battery powered guitar amp and guitar, then grab a cart. Put the amp facing up in the basket and have a friend push the cart while your blasting riffs. (I know from experience) haha
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531. Make your dog drink a lot of water, and then let it pee on random products.
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532
Write on the walls or draw pictures of Chell. 533 Grow an awesome beard and mumble behind walls. |
Take a poop in your hand and throw it at people. 544
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545
Dance the Moonwalk like Michael Jackson. |
546
Go in with a Michael Myers suit while holding a fake knife and fake blood packets and go up to people and stab them. |
547
Bring suspicious items to work... which gets you locked in jail. |
^ only Hikari would do that.
548 dress in a thong and go up to the sound system aisle and play the party boy theme. |
549
Go steal all the phones, change the background on them to a picture of MissingNo and watch people who buy them think that the phone is messed up. Better yet, steal people's phones and do this to them. |
550
Convince workers to protest by opening their windows and then shouting out loud. |
551.
Dress up as a Spy from TF2 and backstab everyone you see with a butterfly knife. VERY DEADLY. |
552
PUT KETCHUP...ON EVERYTHING. Like sofas. 553 Go up to anyone who is buying a soda or candy, and scream "YOU ARE BUYING CORN!!" in their face. |
554
Dress up in rainbow colors and promote LGBT's impact on the world. |
^knowing walmart that would probably get you kicked out...
555 Hold magnets up to all the computers. |
556
Dress up as all the Homestuck trolls. |
557
TROLLEY CART WARS THROUGH EVERY AISLE IN WALMART! |
558
Confuse your gender so the workers will think "What?". |
559
Steal some paint from the store and paint large archways over random doors. Then make a serial-killer face, dye your hair black and pile it on your head in a weird way, and shove people into said doors, laughing maniacally. INSTANT BELLATRIX. |
560
Pretend to sell pirated DVDs. |
561
Have all workers use no computers. |
562
Hack Wi-Fi and put up sign that says FREE WIFI. |
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