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shinysweety November 17th, 2011 3:23 PM

83: Go to the food section and start a food fight!

deoxys121 November 17th, 2011 3:24 PM

84. While waiting in line, randomly turn around and slap the person behind you, then say "Sorry, muscle spasm."

shinysweety November 17th, 2011 3:26 PM

85: Go in the store and start throwing stones at people then say, "Sorry! A ghost has taken over me!"

Ineffable~ November 17th, 2011 10:05 PM

86. Have a sleepover in one of the beds in the store, and when they find you in the morning yell "SURPRISE!"

shinysweety November 18th, 2011 5:14 AM

87: Go the the Cashier and smell them, then say, "You smell awful." and start spraying perfume on her.

The Last One November 18th, 2011 7:07 AM

88. get a friend and start having a store - wide manhunt with paint cans and spray paint >=D

89. get on the intercom and either fart or burp

90. Tip over one of the games that some have and when they ask why you tell them it stole your quarter

miltankRancher November 18th, 2011 7:11 AM

91. buy a piece of gum and haggle on it.

Blizz November 18th, 2011 7:34 AM

92. Find guard, punch him and yell "Giga Impact!".

deoxys121 November 18th, 2011 7:59 AM

93. Use the conveyor belt at checkout as a treadmill.

Blizz November 18th, 2011 8:04 AM

94. Ram the other people and yell "They're coming!".

deoxys121 November 18th, 2011 8:16 AM

95. Get a coffee from the McDonald's that is in a lot of Walmarts, then splash it in the nearest person's face.

Blizz November 18th, 2011 8:28 AM

96. Get a hamburger with sauce from McDonald's and throw it towards guard and ask "Hungry any more?".

Ineffable~ November 18th, 2011 8:42 AM

97. Set off a bomb in the store, and a few seconds after it explodes, yell "THERE'S A BOMB!"

deoxys121 November 18th, 2011 8:57 AM

98. Start talking about plans to assassinate the manager with one of the employees.

Ineffable~ November 18th, 2011 9:00 AM

99. Pants one of the workers.
100. Pants yourself and run around in your underwear yelling "MY INNOCENCE! MY INNOCENCE!"

deoxys121 November 18th, 2011 9:06 AM

101. Hack the intercom and say "Aviso que todas las personas en este Walmart se vayan, porque este Walmart va a explotar enseguida." Then watch everyone's confusion as all those in the store who speak Spanish run out of the store in panic.

Ineffable~ November 18th, 2011 9:17 AM

102. Say "tu madre es una vaca tonta con las orejas verdes" to every person that works there. If they understand what you're saying and try and fight you, fight back with a dagger.

We're more than one-tenth of the way there, people! :D Don't give up!

deoxys121 November 18th, 2011 9:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ineffable~ (Post 6934134)
102. Say "tu madre es una vaca tonta con las orejas verdes" to every person that works there. If they understand what you're saying and try and fight you, fight back with a dagger.

LMAO!!!!!!

103. Open up a soda, take a drink, then say "This tastes horrible!" and slam it on the ground. Repeat until the refrigerator is empty.

shinysweety November 18th, 2011 10:14 AM

104: But some soap, water bottles and paper towels then go to the Cashier and say, "Did you clean your self yesterday?" then open the water bottle, squirt water on her face, rub soap on her face then spray more water and dry it with the paper towels.

deoxys121 November 18th, 2011 10:17 AM

105. Sniff everyone you see, then yell so everyone can hear "Dude, this guy/girl stinks!"

shinysweety November 18th, 2011 10:19 AM

106: buy a fake V.I.P card and dress up like you'r rich and cut in line to the Cashier then say, "Hi im next and im not really a V.I.P im just a big fake!"

deoxys121 November 18th, 2011 10:22 AM

107. Try to pay for your entire purchase with photocopied, expired coupons.

The Last One November 18th, 2011 11:00 AM

108, go to the are a with the fish tanks and yell "THEY'RE DROWNING!!" and proceed to smash the tanks

deoxys121 November 18th, 2011 11:02 AM

109. Bring a goat into the plants section, and watch the entertainment as the goat enjoys its buffet.

The Last One November 18th, 2011 11:09 AM

110, say the cashier's breath stinks and shove a pack of gum in their mouth


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