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1333
Get a bunch of friends together and go in wearing full body spandex suits and have sword fights all over the store with anything you can find to use for the swords. |
1334
Drop all the stuff and steal them. |
Things I have actually gotten kicked out of Walmart for:
1335 Hugging a manager... doing so may anger them somewhat... 1336 Testing spray paint on the Display for car radios... 1337: yep I got it XD getting caught putting a thong around a can of wood stripper that says "Stripper" clearly on the front. 1338 Getting into a fight with a random guy on black Thursday(or whatever you call it)... but hey he puched me first... all I was doing was standing in the way whatever he was gonna buy. 1339 getting caught flipping carts over in the farthest part of the parking lot... (dunno if it counts seeing as I was already outside...) |
1340
Act like TotalBiscuit and just talk bad about the store |
1341
Go in dressed as link, with an ocarina. Play the song of storms, and say, "I played the song of storms!" Then get a friend to turn on all of the sprinklers. 1342 Go in dressed as Kirby and attempt to eat someone and steal their powers. |
1343:
go to the entrance dressed as Ash with a toy pokeball. then throw it at the nearest tied up dog, shouting: Pikachu! i choose you! |
1344. Grab the cashier and
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1345
Get a bunch of friends to walk in dressed as zombies. Bite employees and chase customers for full effect. |
1346:
get your girlfriend to go in as miley cyrus on a wrecking ball (use exercise ball for this) and get her to bump into the manager. |
1347
Steal a wig and wear it along with a bathrobe. Ride a donkey into the store and ask random people if they have seen your sister, jerry. Have a friend do the same. Meet up in the middle of the store and have a big, crazy reunion. Force customers to trade shoes or fall in love with each other. (if you understand this reference, please send me a message :P) |
1348.
walk around, screaming JAYSUN! at the top of your voice. (kudos if you got this reference.) |
1349
Okay, so I walk in, bear with me......... That's it. I walk in and there's a bear with me. :P |
1351
Very simple. five words: act. out. a. rap. song. If you choose the right song, you will be kicked out of everywhere. |
1352: Going on a sale day and going through the store screaming like this:
Spoiler:
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1352
Go up to some random people and say this... "hey... he he he... you know what I bought at Walmart today? he he he...I bought... he he he... some sidewalk chalk... and a bag of CHERRIES! he he he." Slouch and rub your hands together evilly. Repeat with everyone in the store. |
1353.
Get a super skilled dance team and do the 'Bad Romance' dance then when you're finished, pull everyone's pants/skirts down and kick those who wear dresses then run out crying, smuggling lemons down your shirt. :D |
1,354. Have a bunch of guys go in wearing speedos and A-cup bras and have a sword fight to the beat of Sexy and I Know It.
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1355
Walk in wearing a fancy suit and a name tag. Tell the manager that you are the product tester for your country's chain of Walmarts, and today is the day that that store is checked. Proceed to hit everything with a comically large hammer (including people, but mostly things in glass jars) to check if they are. "stable". |
1356.
Sing Titanium then grab everyone's ear lobes asking: 'Are you emotionally prepared, PUNK??!!' then grab a jar of pickles, open it and empty it in the cash register then get some jelly beans, stuff it down your pants and yell: 'Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me! I'm a gingerbread man!' :D |
1357
Walk in with a speedo on and dance to sexy and I know it on all the tqbles and conveyors |
1358: "BAAYYBEH, BAAAYYYBEH, BAYYHEHH OOOOOOO--" -The not so wise last words of Oooeh
1359: Dress up as Batman, leap onto the cashier's counter and yell "I love animals!!". Then grab some bananas and throw them at others |
1360.
Get a cosplay dance team (of Naruto characters) and dance to Fire Bomb and then grab a lemon, cut it in half with a real knife and jump above peoples heads squeezing lemons in their eyes. If there's only onions, then no harm done. C:< |
1361: go through the store screaming abc's and after each letter chug a full beer
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1362.
Bite a chunk out of a lemon, chew it, then spit it in somebodies face. :P Whose? THE MANAGERS, OF COURSE! >:D |
1363
Get a toy baby and pretend that it is real. Wrap it up in a blanket. Go up to random people and say, "would you like to see my baby?" When they lean closer to look, smack them in the face with the baby and throw it across the store. Stick a pacifier in their mouth. Go find the baby and repeat. |
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