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Hatsune Mika December 20th, 2013 8:01 AM

1364
Get a fake baby and pretend to be real and then after a while do insane stuff to the doll in front of people

isthatyoudan December 20th, 2013 8:04 AM

1365
Just think, "what would Peter Griffin do?"
Then do exactly that.

Hatsune Mika December 20th, 2013 8:14 AM

Lol 1366
Have the whole place demolished by the Crane and wrecking ball rented by you.

Mew December 21st, 2013 1:25 PM

1367

Kick everyone else's butt. Literally.

Nakasu December 21st, 2013 8:21 PM

1368

Have a Toy LightSaber battle.

Nakala Pri December 21st, 2013 9:13 PM

1369.

Scream 'Where are the Earwigs?' and hold a water gun to a clerk's head and then yell: 'If anybody has a pug they have to gimme THE FUZZ BUCKET!' then kick a shelf and run.

1370.

Eat all of the ham there, then burp in an elderly woman's face, then get an onion and throw it to the ground and start stomping on it. xD

Uxie101 December 23rd, 2013 10:22 AM

1371.Cut Hundreds of onions,and put it everywhere in the store.

Nakala Pri December 23rd, 2013 10:48 PM

1372.

Put on Santa hats and start eating all the jam then grab a banana and try and lodge it up a clerk's nose. C:

Ultramarine December 23rd, 2013 10:54 PM

1373
Grab other people's carts and run around in circles with it yelling "you spin me right round baby right round!"

1374
Stomp around the store with a toy dinosaur. When you get close to people, sniff the air, turn to your dinosaur, and in a low voice say "I smell their blood, their rich, delicious blood." Then put on your puppy eyes, walk over to someone, and announce: "I am Mr/Ms/Mrs Giggles and me and my assistant Michael Buble (holding up the dinosaur) here would like to know if we could eat you?" Then bite'm.

gimmepie December 23rd, 2013 11:45 PM

1375

Go to Walmart with Tiara and/or ShadowE

Christopher December 23rd, 2013 11:53 PM

1376 Claim to have been sent back from the future in order to destroy Walmart before it gains awareness and enslaves the world.

1377 Dress like Batman and stand on top of shelves saying only "I am the hero Walmart deserves" when spoken to.

Mew December 25th, 2013 10:39 PM

1378. Kill yourself, they will get your dead corpse out.

Jiggly Jello December 25th, 2013 11:26 PM

1379

Run to a bunch of different departments, hijack their phone and make inappropriate announcements and such, ie. "Hardware store, women's underwear half off, bring the camera!"

Repeat until removed from said store.

Flakey Bear December 27th, 2013 3:38 PM

1380

Turn on and play with the blenders. When someone asks you what you're doing, say that you're making dubstep.

Nakala Pri December 27th, 2013 6:21 PM

1381.

Go to the place where they have those mugs, pour some coffee into them, then some heavy laxative, and hand them out to everyone in the store. But fiiiiirst, lock all the doors and make sure no one can use the bathroom, but wear a gas mask. xD

Flakey Bear December 27th, 2013 6:41 PM

1382

Sneeze on the fruits.

White Raven December 30th, 2013 4:30 PM

1383
Ask if it is the Krusty Krab 1383 times. Loudly.

Nordk December 30th, 2013 6:15 PM

1384.
Get some banana's from the food-section and start throwing them in various random directions. Loudly complain about WalMart's low quality boomerangs.

Atomic Pirate January 1st, 2014 10:37 AM

1385
Get a stone angel statue and move it closer to a cashier every time they look away from it.

Demon Wolf January 3rd, 2014 7:39 AM

Scream like a banchee with clothes gone and dance then tape

Zerosuit January 3rd, 2014 11:48 AM

1386. Sit on the sink in the oppisite genders bathroom withthe door open and say hi to anyone who passes. if a clerk comes run up to him and shout "give me that (insert random thing here) and run out the store screaming This is Sparta!

Nakala Pri January 3rd, 2014 9:54 PM

1387.

Walk up to a clerk and scream; 'Fascist!' then slap 'em and get a cake and dunk it on their head then summon your friends to start eating it off their head. C:

Hatsune Mika January 7th, 2014 9:46 AM

1388: for returning back, its particularly bad. Go to every cashier naked and scream sing I just had sex
1389: have a single female cat in heat and a bunch of male cats, I mean ALOT and some catnip.
1390: inject viruses into all the electronics and yell "I am the king of rockland!"
1391: kill babies .-. In the store.... close to the enter exit

Demon Wolf January 7th, 2014 5:47 PM

Scream u all suck n play ufc in walmart naked

Hatsune Mika January 8th, 2014 7:41 AM

1393: run around naked pantsing people


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