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Demon Wolf January 8th, 2014 8:31 PM

Run round screaming do you want to go out to everyone while naked with tattoo saying I love u on bicep n flex while sayin it

Hatsune Mika January 9th, 2014 9:48 AM

1395: get angry at test consoles and rip tjem out of glass

DowntownDumpling January 17th, 2014 6:29 PM

1396. Be a soccer ball and have someone put a goal tantalizingly outside the front doors.

Outlier January 17th, 2014 11:35 PM

1397. Try on OTHER people's clothes.

Dragon_Trainer_ January 18th, 2014 12:45 AM

1398. Jump on the guard who checks people and kill him

Fernbutter January 18th, 2014 2:29 AM

1399


Shout out loud that you are starting to have strange growths in unmentionable places.

isthatyoudan January 23rd, 2014 8:42 AM

1400
Run in dressed as Ichigo from Bleach. Yell, "There are hollows here! No one can see them but me!" Pretend to fight the invisible hollows, but actually attack people and destroy merchandise.

1401
Get some friends to dress up as pirates and help you plunder the store. Arrrrr!

Jet Pilot January 23rd, 2014 12:20 PM

1402 - Spew fecal matter out of your ass onto the manager's desk, and wipe said fecal matter over others around you and possibly roll in it.

Dragon_Trainer_ January 25th, 2014 7:19 AM

1403

Call the manger and thrust a knife through him and then start genocide there! If that won't do it then nothing else will

1404

Set fire to everything. Every. f*. Thing.

Nakala Pri January 25th, 2014 10:56 PM

1405.

Grab a pencil, sharpen it until it's unbelievable sharp then poke holes in everything and then grab a ham and drape it across your shoulder like a fur coat, heehee. C:

isthatyoudan January 29th, 2014 8:43 AM

1406
Get a paintball gun. Ask customers what their least favourite colour is. (Say it is a survey for school or the government, depending on how old you are.) Then, shoot them with said colour of paint.

Nakala Pri January 29th, 2014 11:28 PM

1407.

Grab a raw turkey, open the packet, stuff it down your pants, get a packet of jelly beans, open it, drop the contents in your pants then do the pelvic thrust! >:D

Fernbutter January 30th, 2014 1:08 AM

1408

Stab a watermelon dramatically and then start sobbing and say, "I'm so sorry."

isthatyoudan February 5th, 2014 5:52 PM

1409
Throw kittens at people while yelling, "sick 'em, boys!"
Or mumble creepily and go The Simpsons' Crazy Cat Lady on the customers.

Mewquazabsol February 7th, 2014 8:44 PM

1410.) During Halloween time, put on the creepiest mask you can find, sneak up on random people, and tap them on the shoulder with one of those fake scythes.

1411.) Dress up as Slenderman and photobomb group selfies.

1412.) Hide in a stack of totes on a low shelf and scare the living crud out of random people that walk by.

Nakala Pri February 8th, 2014 1:26 AM

1413.

Grab some Rice Bubbles, a big box, open it, pour it over yourself, get some mayple syrup and pour it over an old lady and then put a hat on a clerk and kiss 'em! >:D

isthatyoudan February 8th, 2014 6:51 AM

1414

Let loose a large herd of turtles at the front of the store, and then run around screaming, "Run for your lives! They're coming! And fast!" In your mad rush, grab grapefruits and throw them at the turtles, but accidentally hit everyone else in the store instead.

Fernbutter February 8th, 2014 7:13 AM

1415

Get as many packs of food as you can, bring them to the counter, then one by one open
each and eat it all without paying then jump out through the glass wall.

kentmichaelg February 11th, 2014 3:13 AM

1416.Knock someone out, and give them a teabag.

Mew February 14th, 2014 7:05 PM

1417. Throw your VGA Grade 10 1st Shadowless Holo Charizard at the manager then yell, Yeah, b****!

Talon Flare February 15th, 2014 6:45 AM

1418: Open a Pokemon Booster pack without paying it and screaming BLASTOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when you get the holo.
1419: Opening a Pokemon booster pack without paying it and throwing a temper tantrum because you didn't get a holo or an Ultra Rare

Dragon_Trainer_ February 15th, 2014 9:01 AM

1420
Pick up a disconnected telephone and act as if you're talking to someone and then yell, "Go to hell idiot!" and slam the phone down.

isthatyoudan February 16th, 2014 7:45 PM

1421 - "The Sanji"
1. Give out free samples of something.
2. Ask, "how's it taste? Would you like another?"
3. If anyone doesn't want another, yell, "how dare you insult my cooking!" and kick them in the face.
4. Flirt with every young female customer as well.

Fernbutter February 17th, 2014 3:03 AM

1422

Ask for a staff members number, then call it and just start spewing random insults and slurs right in front of them, but then hang up, and deny ever calling them or asking for their number.

Yukari February 17th, 2014 11:38 AM

1423
Destroy various merchandise and then start a bonfire in the center of the building using said merchandise.


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