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deoxys121 November 21st, 2011 5:21 PM

140. Switch the men's and women's restroom signs around.

Ineffable~ November 21st, 2011 5:32 PM

141. Draw smiley faces on the little people they have on the restroom signs.

142. Run up to random cashiers saying "match it!" as loudly as you can. Often add vulgar insults as well as possibly an angry look on your face and bulging veins.

deoxys121 November 21st, 2011 5:35 PM

143. When paying for your purchase, give the entire amount in play money, then run out of the store with the cart.

Ineffable~ November 21st, 2011 8:08 PM

144. Pay the entire price of your purchase in pennies, then beat the cashier to death with a sock full of batteries and steal the pennies back.

deoxys121 November 22nd, 2011 8:29 AM

145. Randomly start to cut the cashier's hair, and when they ask what you're doing, say "Your hair looks like an out-of-control bush. I must trim it!"

Ineffable~ November 22nd, 2011 9:37 AM

146. "Sneak" into the store with your body covered by an upside-down trashcan with a slit cut out for your eyes.

147. Throw random stuff at a cashier several metres away, ducking behind something to hide whenever he turns around.

deoxys121 November 22nd, 2011 10:35 AM

148. Sneak your cell phone into the cashier's pocket, and when it rings say "Hey, your butt's ringing!"

Ineffable~ November 22nd, 2011 2:56 PM

149. Using only food and supplies found throughout the store, cook a full meal in the store and pretend to cook it on one of their grills. Then eat it, raw meat and all.

150. Pick up one of the customer help phones and start chatting it up with the representative on the other line.

deoxys121 November 22nd, 2011 3:18 PM

151. Steal a walkie talkie from one of the managers on the floor, and say into it "I have taken <manager's name> hostage. If you want him back alive, you must bring me exactly 1,782 Gummi Bears, with all the green ones taken out."

U.Flame November 23rd, 2011 11:13 PM

152: Play Insane Clown Posse music on the intercom. :D

Ineffable~ November 24th, 2011 12:35 AM

153. Start a mosh pit. \o/

deoxys121 November 24th, 2011 6:30 AM

154. Play the sound of multiple realistic gunshots followed by screams on a set of iPod speakers.

Ineffable~ November 26th, 2011 3:19 PM

155. Begin building up a large tower by stacking up multiple objects found around the store, soon resorting to ladders and scaffolds once the tower gets too high to build on. Slowly and gradually invite other people to help you in this task.

deoxys121 November 26th, 2011 4:44 PM

156. Paint a mouse yellow and shove it in people's faces, saying "Pikachu is real! I knew it!"

Ineffable~ November 27th, 2011 12:52 AM

157. Strip the manager naked, paint him red, shave all his hair off and strut him around to the entire store saying "HE'S A FRAUD! DON'T YOU SEE?"

158. Steal a water hose from a fire truck, take it into the store and blast it at everything, occasionally saying, "SQUIRTLE USED HYDRO PUMP!"

Iqid Loopz November 27th, 2011 1:08 AM

159. Yell out "Zellers is better", out loud and on purpose.

Ineffable~ November 27th, 2011 1:58 AM

160. Place several tortoises strategically throughout the store and suddenly appear right next to each one of them alternating, each time very loudly proclaiming it to be "so zetta slow!" to everyone around.

deoxys121 November 27th, 2011 7:24 AM

161. When a cashier is turned the other way, place a cat behind him/her and shine a laser pointer on his/her back.

xelarator November 27th, 2011 6:20 PM

Get you and a bunch of people [preferably everyone in this thread] to paint their faces, look like Indians [or Native Americans as I'm told] and stand in front of the WalMart. Yell," WE SHALL TAKE ALL THEIR STUFFING!!!", then charge into the walmart, and steal ALL THEIR STUFFING!!!! Thus succesfully reinacting the latest Southpark Thanksgiving Special. XD

Ineffable~ November 27th, 2011 8:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xelarator (Post 6945360)
Get you and a bunch of people [preferably everyone in this thread] to paint their faces, look like Indians [or Native Americans as I'm told] and stand in front of the WalMart. Yell," WE SHALL TAKE ALL THEIR STUFFING!!!", then charge into the walmart, and steal ALL THEIR STUFFING!!!! Thus succesfully reinacting the latest Southpark Thanksgiving Special. XD

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163. Dress up like a punk, then walk around the whole store looking pissed off and saying "DON'T MESS WITH ME" to random people as you jump forward to intimidate them.

164. Set up your own movies on all of their televisions in the store, while at the same time gathering several microwaves from the store and using them to cook popcorn found in the store while you eat the popcorn and laugh hysterically at the movies, dropping popcorn out of your mouth and being overall very messy while doing so. Slowly gather more and more people to join you in this.

xelarator November 27th, 2011 9:03 PM

Thanks!

165. Get a machine gun, a rifle, a bazooka[that all fire rubber balls [O.O]], several flashbangs, knockout gas,and a couple of friends. Pretend that your playing Call of Duty, and shoot every person on sight. Get one person to spray them with knockout gas. When they knockout, T-Bag them, all of them!

This will DEFINITELY get you kicked outta WalMart. That is, if you fail. If you succeed, yell," Mission Complete!" and celebrate with idea 164.

And yes, I am one crazy kid. MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD

Ephemeral Euphoria November 27th, 2011 9:13 PM

166. Set everything on fire with napalm grenades and pee on everything to put out the flames. Rinse and repeat.

deoxys121 November 27th, 2011 9:40 PM

167. When walking by people, randomly point in a random direction and shout "Whoa, did you just see that?!"

xelarator November 27th, 2011 9:50 PM

168. Hide in a box near the electronics section of the store. Every time someone goes near the box, scream at them," IN YOUR FACE!!!!!", as loud as you possibly can.

deoxys121 November 27th, 2011 9:57 PM

169. Photocopy a bunch of expired coupons and try to pay for your whole purchase with them.
170. Go to the appliance section, turn on all the timers, then run away.


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