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Yes, well that hill was actually an oversized Diglett (it popped out of the ground out of nowhere, what'd you expect?). Well, MY oversized Diglett, actually. And it uses Dig once more and carries it with you underground, sending you far, far, away from me. As for me, I decide to go to Wyvern Hill from the good ol' PMD series and resume this whole game there. My Wyvern Hill.
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I get my 6 lv:100 Suicunes to use ice beam, koing diglette, and turning the hill to ice thereby making it my ICE hill.
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Hitmonlee literally kicks you out of the hill, sending you to some random forest far away from here. And to prevent you from coming back here, three Sewaddle I recruited there ties you up with string shot. Oh, and your Suicune? I stole all of them with Snag Balls. :P
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First of all, MAH HILL, since you didn't claim the hill, and second, I use my lvl 100 EVed Braviary to Sky Drop your Hitmonlee over Mt. Everest.
Eh, i know your going to TRY to take this hill away from me, or TRY to make another, fake one, but until then, I have this time to say these two, sweet words [again]: MAH HILL. |
I make my Gardevoir Hypnotize you and your Braviary and roll you down the hill. This is my hill now.
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Thanks to Emboar's Assurance, it made Gardevoir faint and I push you off the hill♪ My hill♪
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Ah, you people will NEVER STOP COMING, WILL YOU?
I get my Samurott to Hyro Pump you and your "Huge pile of Bacon[Emboar]" off the hill, then I get a Bunch of Electross to guard the hill, since they have NO TYPE WEAKNESSES. I feel like I need to say something, what was it? Oh. yeah: MAH HILL!!!!! |
My Clefairy uses Gravity, which means they are not weak against Ground no more, now, for the finishing move, Excadrill, Earthquake!
Wait, is the hill rare?! It is all mine! No hill for you! |
Milotic, Fog.
Pushes you off the hill. My hill. |
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No matter. Pikachu. Thunder. Blast you n00bs off of the hill. Surround the hill with an army of Elektross than know Flamethrower, Grass Knot, Thunder, and Giga Impact. MAH HILL! |
Me and my army of Samurott used Dig and popped out onto the hill and we pushed you and your Eelektross off and into oblivion! And then my army, armed with waterfall, well, used waterfall to create a wall of water surrounding my fortress!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *cough* Erm, My Hill. |
My Whimsicott uses Giga Drain on your Samurott, making it faint, and now you are worthless, you run and scream! My hill!>:)
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Really,bro? REALLY? I'm pretty sure Electross is 2 feet bigger than Samurott, and they know ELECTRIC TYPE MOVES. So it would have still been my hill.
My ARMY- AS SAID BEFORE- of Electross uses Flamethroweron your ONE Whimsicott, Surronds the hill, and protects it with a wall of electricity AND flames. Please, GTFO and take your FAIL with you because this is now MAH HILL. |
Well, at least they know no Water Moves.
My Emboar defeats all your Eelektross, making it mine, with the musketeer trio(excepting Keldeo) guarding the mountain, while you scream! |
While everyone is fighting over the hill, I send a ton of Gravelers to self destruct. They do just that, and destroy the hill. Everyone leaves, and tries to build a new one. In the middle of their building, they look at me and I'm already on top of another hill because...it's a Durant's anthill...whatever. My hill.
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A million Durants come out of the hill and eats you to death...
Groudon, make a hill. And...get all hacked pokemon woth the ability wonder guard including spiritomb and sableye to guard my hill. MY HILL. |
The cheats get removed by my handy Machamp and all the Pokemon and all the Shiny Pokemon come destroy your Pokemon and you on the hill. The Ground-Types build a new hill. Our hill.
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Your hill suddenly turns evil and eats you all. My Meowth purifies it and stands on top.
Meowth's (and symbolically me) hill. |
I turn into a lucario and aura sphere your sorry butt off the hill
My hill. *Growl* |
You try to move...but your feet are stuck. The hill is swallowing you up like quicksand...soon you are gone. Chainsaw Meowth then climbs back to the top and after some calculations, proved that it was because your Lucario was too awesome for the hill to handle. So now your Lucario and you are stuck inside it.
+My Hill+ |
The hill was made out of sand, and the hill falls down, freeing Outkin and his Lucario, and now, Emboar, use Arm Thrust!
It's (Very) Super Effective! Since Chainsaw Meowth is wielding a chainsaw, it's now a Steel/Normal Type. My hill now. Hmph. Eh?! Who was goofing off again?! Mr. Mime: We're making Girafarig. Me: NO, YOU'RE NOT! NOW WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?! *Mr. Mime and Scrafty run* |
My Empoleon used Surf and destroyed your sand hill.
Go Rhyperior! Rock Throw! *Makes new hill* My hill! |
Chainsaw Meowth chainsaws your Rhyperior, rendering you defenseless. You run away and scream like a Magikarp.
+My Hill+ |
My Mew transformed into YOU and lure Chainsaw Meowth away.
Then Mew transform into Snorlax, grabbed onto you and roll down the hill. My hill now, thank you! |
Still in snorlax form, you couldn't resist the urge to chase after food. I easily lead you away from the hill wil a basket of apples, watched as you were effected by the sleeping drug I put into them, then ran back to hill to claim it.
*Puts up a flag* My hill |
I catch the snorlax you drugged, cause I love them, then I burned down your flag with a flamethrower from a Chandelure!
Then, chandelure smokes you away from the hill. farfarfafarfar away from the hill. my hill! |
I caught a Rapidash that runs all the way up the hill and knock you out.
My kyorge then uses Hydro Cannon to get rid of you and your Chandelure. As an extra bonus, my Pikachu used Thunder. My hill! |
What?! My Weavile, Yanmega, Chandelure, Accelgor, Scolipede and Seismitoad destroy your hill.
My hill. Whoops. They made five more hills. You guys deserve some rest. Mr. Mime: A giraffe! Me: Where? Scrafty: *punches me in face, again* |
Your hills suddenly all explode because they were built on a Voltorb field...each prone to use self-destruct. However, Meowth caught one of the Voltorbs...a shiny one! Meowth uses Shiny Voltorb's power to electrocute a poor Gyarados. The Gyarados gets mad and chases it...while Gyarados chases Voltorb, Meowth builds an epic hill and stands at the top. The Voltorb then befriends the Gyarados. the hill is now guarded by a crazy meowth with a chainsaw, a voltorb who's shininess will cause any human eyes to go blind by looking, and a gyarados who still wants to take his rage out for being electrocuted.
Our Hill. |
I send out Mew and Mewtwo to destroy your Meowth, Voltorb and Gyarados...and then Mew and Mewtwo put up a big shield around the hill to make sure nobody can steal it.
Me: MY HILL! Mew: Hey! How about me? (telepathically) Mewtwo: Yeah, me too! (telepathically) Me: Oh, sorry. It's OUR HILL! |
HA HA! you didn't destroy my pokemon...you destroyed their substitutes!
GO, Meowth, Gyarados, and Voltorb! CHAINSAW MEOWTH used SLICE INTO FOUR PIECES on the foe's MEWTWO. IT'S A CRITiCAL HIT! MEWTWO died! MEW used Metronome on your GYARADOS! MEW USED SWAGGER! GYARADOS Attack went up! GYARADOS is confused! It Hurt Itself In It's Confusion! CHAINSAW MEOWTH attackede Mew while it was laughing at Gyarados! MEW died! VOLTORB Used DRINK ORANGE JUICE! It's Super Effective! Our hill yet again... |
I take away Voltorb's Orange Juice. It enrages it, making it Selfdestruct on your Chainsaw Meowth and Gyarados' face, stunning them. I push them all into the sea and I put my flag on the hill. My hill.
FLAG: Hey, I'm the mark! Don't I matter? ME: Really? *opens flag battery compartment* FLAG: Hey, don't do that! You'll take my batteries and I know that! I'm going to stop you! ME: Oh yeah? *takes away batteries* FLAG: Noooooooooo... *sound gets smaller and smaller* |
Ooh...that was clever. But in the sea, my Gyarados reunited with his friend, Manaphy. Manaphy the sea prince leads an all-out war to seek veangance because you hurt Gyarados...your hill is destroyed.
Chainsaw Meowth meanwhile makes a small mound of sand. Our hill. |
My Gyarados makes your Gyarados fall in love with it and they run off and get married.
I attack your Chainsaw Meowth with Reshiram and Zekrom. Afterwards, we make the hill huge and build a massive fortress on it. Every pokemon ever made guards it. |
... ... ...Too bad you missed Arceus.
ME: I summon my friend! Arceus, I need your help! ARCEUS used Judgment on the hill! The hill broke down! ME: Thanks! Then, I summon... ME: Groudon! Please make me a hill! GROUDON creates a hill! ME: Thank you! It's our hill. |
Now, all my Pokemon defeat Arceus and Groudon. My Emboar's Lv. 100!
Our hill. |
Grrr...
ME: Go, Samurott! ME: Samurott, Hydro Pump! A critical hit! It's super effective! Emboar fainted! ME: Goodbye, Emboar... I push Emboar to the sea! It's super effective! Emboar died! My hill! SAMUROTT: Er-hem... (through my translator) ME: Oh, right...It's our hill! |
Samurott and Chainsaw Meowth become friends.
Voltorb, meowth and I join forces, making us twice as strong. Our hill. |
Whimsicott and Emobar defeat them, and I throw the Voltorb to the wrestling match.
Our hill. |
Coincidentally, I found Voltorb in the wrestling match and I save it...I instantly make my clone and Voltorb to explode...and that makes Whimsicott and Emboar faint. We're in a hill, so the explosion would make them fall to the water...they both die. It's my hill!
Voltorb: *charges to explode* Me: Could you just stop that? Me: ... ... ...Oh, I get it. You just want to be noted. Me: It's our hill! Voltorb: *stops charging* Me: Thanks...I don't want to fall to the sea. |
A dart hits you in the neck. You get knocked out and I deposit you tied up in the bottom of the sea in Hoenn. I then use my Hypno and convince all your pokemon to obey me. I steal your hill.
My hill. |
I fly in with Mewtwo he uses Disable on all you Pokemon
My Hill I fly in with Mewtwo he uses Disable on all you Pokemon My Hill |
You may have disabled my pokemon...but you never disabled me!
I heal Hypno. Hypno hypnotizes Mewtwo, so now Mewtwo is on my side. You realize that Mewtwo, one of the strongest pokemon in existence is about to completely destroy you...so you run off to an uninhabited cave like a coward. My. Freaking. Hill. |
I send out Mew. Mew hypnotizes Mewtwo again. And they both teleport you and your pokemon under the sea. My Hill.
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Under the sea, we befriend Kyogre. Kyogre summons a huge tsunami and wipes out your puny hill, while putting some of the region underwater. I build a new hill in another region, away from the Kyogre, and then drink some orange juice.
My Hill. |
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Whimsicott Giga Drains Kyogre, making it faint, and Emboar kicks you. My hill. Oh wait, our hill. |
Dude...pokemon can die.
If not, then what is the purpose of Pokemon Tower and Lavender Town? Besides, in R/B/Y the Player character kills Gary's Raticate. Given that I was in another region away from Kyogre, your Whimsicott is far far away. It tries to return, but I take it hostage. I threaten to destroy it with my friend's chainsaw...so you give me the hill and comfort your tortured pokemon. My Hill. |
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