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Ineffable~ November 29th, 2011 8:56 AM

If Pokémon even remotely made sense . . .
 
In this thread we list off the many silly frivolities of the Pokémon World. It is rather simple, for example:

"If Pokémon were logical, we wouldn't have yellow sheep constructing magical screens of light."
"If the Pokémon World weren't so preposterous, we wouldn't have singing pink balls with curly hair everywhere."

Start your sentence with something like "If Pokémon were logical" and proceed to say something that definitely wouldn't happen in real life that does happen in the Pokémon world.
I'll start us off!



If Pokémon even remotely made sense, there wouldn't be fish that turn into octopuses and then start breathing fire.

-Jared- November 29th, 2011 9:05 AM

If Pokemon were logical, Rock types would sink immediately upon release in an ocean battle. xD

cacturne4512 November 29th, 2011 1:24 PM

If Pokemon were logical, you wouldn't be able to catch Arceus/God.

Ineffable~ November 29th, 2011 5:04 PM

If Pokémon were logical we wouldn't be shoving CDs into Pokémon's heads to teach them how to throw floating rocks into the air.

Flame-Typhlosion November 30th, 2011 6:05 AM

if pokemon were logical,ten year olds wouldn't be dropping out of school to play with monsters :P

luigimario84 November 30th, 2011 10:01 AM

If pokemon were logical, everybody would be dead because they eat no food.

Ineffable~ November 30th, 2011 10:10 AM

If Pokémon were logical, that one Rocket in Gold Version would be dead from Lance's Dragonite's Hyper Beam.

alisaie November 30th, 2011 11:23 AM

If Pokemon were Logical, it would be impossible for Pidgeot to fly as fast as mentioned in several Pokedex entries.

Hybrid Theory November 30th, 2011 11:26 AM

If pokemon were logical, you wouldn't be able to fly on a small pigeon

Ineffable~ November 30th, 2011 11:35 AM

If Pokémon were logical we wouldn't have tiny graceful half-bee half-snakes and yellow three-eyed stars running around making things flinch.

If Pokémon weren't so preposterous, Fresh Water would diminish a Fire-type's HP.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hybrid Theory (Post 6948255)
If pokemon were logical, you wouldn't be able to fly on a small pigeon


Hybrid Theory December 1st, 2011 2:30 PM

If pokemon were logical, the pokemon would be crushed to death upon entering a pokeball

Alakazam17 December 1st, 2011 2:40 PM

If Pokémon made any kind of rational sense, us humans would be the ones captured in the Huma Balls, not the other way around. I mean, seriously, a good majority of Pokémon could deal a tonne of pain to the average Joe or Jane. Even Weedle could give you a taste of some deadly poison!

Ineffable~ December 1st, 2011 2:46 PM

If Pokémon weren't so massively ludicrous in every single way, Vulpix wouldn't be able to sit on the grass without setting it on fire. -Points to avatar-

Jarred0809 December 1st, 2011 3:10 PM

If Pokémon were logical, Ash would either be in his twenties or a charred, electrocuted corpse somewhere in Kanto.

Ineffable~ December 1st, 2011 3:39 PM

If Pokémon even remotely made sense, Jessie and James would have died a long time ago from shooting off into the sky repeatedly.

ultimate-Oshawott December 1st, 2011 3:40 PM

If Pokemon were logical Hypno would be in Predator Watch

Ineffable~ December 1st, 2011 8:40 PM

If Pokémon made sense, very slow Pokémon wouldn't be able to run at such a blinding speed that there appear to be several copies of it.

Alakazam17 December 3rd, 2011 5:13 PM

If Pokémon made any kind of logical sense in the world, then the police force would not allow preteens to help them on their missions of various difficulty. Unless they're Rebecca Black's car-driving friends.

darkpokeball December 3rd, 2011 5:26 PM

If pokemon made sense then little animals wouldn't pack such a punch unless you give them a weapon. And why give a pokemon a weapon when you could use it yourself? It would turn out to be a war-filled country where people shoot each other if they lock eyes, chainsaw each other in battle, lots of blood and gore. Thank goodness pokemon isn't logical. o.o

Ineffable~ December 4th, 2011 12:28 PM

If Pokémon were logical, a mean look would only be more likely to make the opponent want to flee.

-Jared- December 4th, 2011 4:53 PM

If Pokemon were remotely logical, Dragonite being as intelligent as a human would mean it would probably feel like it should be on equal terms with humans. >__>

2Cool4Mewtwo December 4th, 2011 7:39 PM

If Pokemon made sense, our world will end. (thinking about Groudon vs Kyogre fight right now)

Sheep December 4th, 2011 8:39 PM

If Pokemon made sense, a tiny shrub wouldn't be able to prevent you from moving.

myrrhman December 4th, 2011 11:53 PM

If Pokemon were logical, the world would be destroyed from the numerous battles. Self-destruct and explosion would destroy stuff, Earthquake, Fissure, Dig would destroy stuff, etc.

Ineffable~ December 5th, 2011 12:31 AM

If Pokémon made sense, Keldeo would be in My Little Pony rather than Pokémon. http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/f/f2/Spr_5b_647.png


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