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It's my Oshawott, and I'm not giving it to anyone
Speaking of an Unova starter, get me a Tepig for my dex. |
No! It'd be better if I had one now!
Now, could somebody find a Joltik? |
No way! It'll shock me to my death!
Speaking of shock...can you get me a Pikachu? Someone would like to use it to shock his opponents to death...or charm his opponents to death. |
Heck no! If I'm giving you a pokemon, I'm giving you a Meowth egg. No exceptions.
With that said, I would like a Pokemon Red with an internal battery that never died. |
I Will Not Do It.
[SIZE="a"]No can do! I'm not technician! I'm not made of money either. Ask someone else!
Now if only someone could get me a shiny Umbreon.[/SIZE] |
Okay!
*trade completes* By the way, that was a hacked pokemon. I just changed my game's script to make Missingno. look like a Shiny Umbreon! Say goodbye to your games! And next time think about telling me what to do. Now, I want a new Pokemon Black because the Shiny Umbreon Missingno. also messed up my game. |
No way, I'm saving up my money for B2/W2, and I'm not giving you my copy!
Speaking of B2/W2, pre-order B2 for me, please? |
In your dreams! I'm going to do that too and I'm not helping anyone that has the same goal as me!
Speaking of dreams...I'd like to see my dream. Can you get me some Dream Mist? |
Sure of course! *grabs Dream Mist*
See this Dream Mist I was about to give to you? Well, now I'm taking that Dream Mist and I'm throwing it away! OOOH! *accidently throws Dream Mist on Chainsaw Meowth* *See's Chainsaw Meowth's dream* Someone erase the memory of seeing that dream... |
No way! My Amnesia-Inator is broken...curse you Perry the Platypus!
And speaking of a platypus...can you get me a Meowth that has a chainsaw? So I can obliterate any platypus! |
No, ask darkpokeball.
Now, can you make us Moomoo Milk? |
No way! I don't have a Miltank.
Speaking of Miltank...can you get me one? |
No! Ask that chef!
How about touching a cute Litwick? |
To put this bluntly: No. I'm not touching anything that has that evil glint in its eye.
Now, give Rainy Garden of Fire a chainsaw Meowth! |
What?! Weapons are dangerous!
Can you get all of us Liberty Passes? |
What? I only have one :<
Speaking of one, can somebody get me a DVD of the first Pokemon movie? That's the only movie so far (aside from the newly released ones) that I haven't watched. |
What? That series is totally irrelevant.
Can you get me Ash's Unova hat? I need it to be a master. |
No, Ash isn't a master so it wouldn't make you a master. What you need is Lances cape.
Can someone invent pokemon so I can go catch 6 pokemon and go on my own journey, and make sure the govt doesn't know about it cuz they would do wrong doings (kind of like team rocket).. I think team rocket is really the govt in pokemon! |
No, because I can't understand what you're saying. (actually, I do, but I need a reason) P:
Now, can someone invent a machine that allows us to understand Pokemon speak? |
No, you really don't want to know what they're saying...
So can someone now PLEASE give me a Moon Stone so i can evolve my Skitty? |
Wait, give me teh Skitty! I only wanna pet it!!!!
Now, can you go compare Olmee and Shaymin? |
Nope. Whatever Olmee is, Shaymin is BETTER.
GIMME MY SKITTY BACK |
No way! I'm not a detective!
Speaking of a detective...I've heard of a detective that can send out gadgets...I'd like to be one, so can someone give me a Klinklang? |
Yes, here you go!
*Trade completes* Wait...that wasn't my Klinklang? RAINY GARDEN OF FIRE: Why did I get a Shiny M'? ... RAINY GARDEN OF FIRE: Wait...M'?!!?! *RGOF's game makes weird sounds and then blows up* Now, don't tell me what to do. Otherise, you'll get the next Missingno. Now, tell me a shortcut for EV training...I don't feel like slaughtering Patrat's... |
Just open Smogon and look up a guide, I'm not telling you how =3=
Speaking of Smogon... someone teach me about competitive battling. |
No way! You broke my game!
Speaking of my game...can someone get me a Magnezone, so I can fix it? I'm looking for a Magnezone that lives in Mt. Coronet...not just any Magnezone! |
Sorry, all I can find is Heath's Magnezone.
Can someone get us Combee Honey? |
Of course! Here you go! Wait...no. This honey ain't for you! In fact, I'm going to smear it on an inanimate treee just to taunt you! Ha ha!
*aipom is attracted by teh honey and starts pounding my head* Oh! Ow! Somebody get this crazy Aipom off of me! |
No! Only If you give me an Aipom, 'cuz it's purple!
Now, who can get us a Pokemon Egg? |
No, who gives eggs out nowadays?
There's something crazy going on at Goldenrod city - Want to check it out? |
No! I'm too busy grinding for the Elite Four
Speaking of the Elite Four, can you give me a Bug type TM for Will? |
But then I have to go to the Voltorb Flip and that's just too much wooorrkkk-ah...*Stomps feet* Go and play the slots for me.
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No! Voltorb Flip is too hard!
BTW, can someone get me a R/S/E I spy Pokemon Book? |
Sure i will…when Pignite fly. What is a book anyway?
Tell my friend the Jirachi I say hi. |
Never! Not unless you get me that R/S/E I spy Pokemon Book!
Please get one for me!!! |
No! Say hi to Jirachi first!
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What the...?
Now get me that Water Stone I wanted or else!!! |
Okay here you go--*trips, water stone falls on Eevee*
Oh. I apparently have a Vapreon now...and now I don't have a water stone. What? YOu want me to get another one? N. O. Um...so, can somebody tell me what to nickname my Vapreon? |
You misspelled Vaporeon. Or /vp/oreon as the case may be.
Can anyone catch a Regigigas for me? |
That is too much searching for the Legendary Golems.
But you can help me search for Tornadus and Thundurus. |
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