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luke March 6th, 2012 10:20 PM

Pregnancy Pact
 
As you all know I recently came out to you guys as a girl. And you all were so kind and wonderful about me pretending to be someone I'm not. And I really appreciate it. So I got this plan for us all to bond with me revealing I'm actually Rosa, not Luke.

A pregnancy pact.

It'll be simple. We'll plan a meetup between the males and females of staff. We'll go to a fertility treatment and set up an appointment. That way it'll be clean and safe.

This way we can inbreed the perfect future staff members and carry on our legacies.

Now basically what we need is to figure out who is interested and who will be the perfect match. But if we can't decide on who to pair with, we'll draw names out of a hat to determine the father! Anyone interested?

I heard Sammi was already pregnant though so she can't participate (it would explain her recent attitude issues).

Ho-Oh March 6th, 2012 10:26 PM

I for one think this is a wonderful idea, because carrying on the name for future generations of staff would probably be a good thing. Plus bringing everyone closer together, yay!! I have reasons so I can't participate, but to help out I'm going to volunteer Erica for you guys since she said she would be fine w/ being pregnant in another thread. :)

Good luck Rosa!!!

Sammi March 6th, 2012 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke (Post 7075378)
I heard Sammi was already pregnant though so she can't participate (it would explain her recent attitude issues).

;______; Y U TELL EVERYONE MY DEEP DARK SECRET??

I haven't even told the father yet. </3

You all need to get in on this pregnancy pact! It will be glorious. We can meet up and have a huge baby party! Mine will hopefully be the most adorable of all. <3<3

Captain Fabio March 7th, 2012 12:38 AM

As much as I would like to get in on this, pardon the innuendo, I will pass.

Record everything for me! :)


Netto Azure March 7th, 2012 5:23 AM

Uhh heck no. I don't want to get into a scandal when this breaks. I need a job!

Although what he ^ said in the end is needed.

Oryx March 7th, 2012 6:17 AM

I don't think the guys on staff could handle me tbh.

luke March 7th, 2012 8:01 AM

You men don't have a choice. You are conscripted into the program. If you try to evade us, there will be consequences.

Sydian March 7th, 2012 8:10 AM

My body is reserved for Klippy, so no thanks.

Ivysaur March 7th, 2012 8:32 AM

I don't think you could make Klippy pregnant though.

luke March 7th, 2012 9:03 AM

If we, the PC Borg, decide that Klippy will be pregnant, it's going to happen. I don't think you people realize you don't have much of a choice in the matter.

Sydian March 7th, 2012 9:04 AM

Quote:

If we, the PC Borg, decide that Klippy will be pregnant, it's going to happen. I don't think you people realize you don't have much of a choice in the matter.
No I am not impregnating him. He's getting me. I WANT HIS BABIES.

seeker March 7th, 2012 9:15 AM

I'm game.

Livewire March 7th, 2012 9:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toujours (Post 7075697)
I don't think the guys on staff could handle me tbh.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.


25charssss

Mr Cat Dog March 7th, 2012 9:48 AM

As an ex-S-Mod as well as Führer of PokéCommunity, I've already got dibs on Erica kthxbai!

twocows March 7th, 2012 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Live_Wire466 (Post 7075824)


CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.


25charssss

A challenger appears.

We shall fight to the death. Luckily, I have about a tenth of a finger advantage, so I'm sure that will help.

Livewire March 9th, 2012 7:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twocows (Post 7076515)
A challenger appears.

We shall fight to the death. Luckily, I have about a tenth of a finger advantage, so I'm sure that will help.

Omfg I hate you!!!!!!!

Sjdhfbejahshswbe

seeker March 9th, 2012 8:04 PM

He's also got the extra livestock. Damn that twocows.

Kano Shuuya March 12th, 2012 12:17 AM

I know I wasn't around to see the original confession, but I'm.. I'm.. not too surprised, Lu-- I mean, Rosa. That'll take some getting used to. xD;

Also the rest of this thread, what the heck.

i-i don't want to get pregnant? ;____;

/wanders off to hide

Ivysaur March 12th, 2012 5:32 AM

But Teaaaaaa- Drew, you are supposed to be in the male group XD

Kano Shuuya March 12th, 2012 10:46 AM

You've got a Raine theme, Went, you get pregnant for me. ^.^


/ o_o

Ivysaur March 12th, 2012 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EntwinedSilence (Post 7081253)
You've got a Raine theme, Went, you get pregnant for me. ^.^


/ o_o

...I don't get it, Tear XD

Netto Azure March 12th, 2012 11:02 AM

Next thing you know, someone's going to have a Bishie.

Oh...

Sydian March 12th, 2012 11:02 AM

...Is Guy involved in this now, since we're using Tales characters to address each other...?!

Kano Shuuya March 12th, 2012 11:05 AM

But no one has Guy in their theme. ;w;

Besides, he'd play no role in getting anyone pregnant. /ohburn

/what is my life

Livewire March 12th, 2012 11:06 AM

can we mod yoshiko and kelp, then change said pact?


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