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mzmingle March 17th, 2012 1:40 AM

Pokejokes maker
 
Want to make a Pokejoke? Here, we make jokes, one by one. Don't understand? Here.
Quote:

Player1:What do you get when you cross a Bulbasaur with a Pikachu?
Player2: Bulba...CHOO! What did Pikachu say to Ash in the Gym Battle?
Like that. So lets start!

Why did Pikachu use Thunderbolt on the Rhydon?

darkpokeball March 17th, 2012 2:15 PM

To make it blast off to the other side.
(see what i did thar?)

What did Kyogre say to the Elygem?

Adam Levine March 23rd, 2012 5:37 AM

Nothing, it just waved!
What do you get when you cross a Bug Type and metal?

Limanya March 23rd, 2012 6:10 AM

Not Very Heavy Metal of course!

What do you get if two Ditto breed?

darkpokeball March 23rd, 2012 5:39 PM

A purple glop that always seems to dissapear.
(Daycare Lady: Oh! A purple glop? What is it?
BABY DITTO used TRANSFORM on LEAF!
Daycare Lady: Oh, it was just a leaf.)

One day Pikachu ate too many donuts, making his stomach upset. Snorlax, used to this kind of stuff, gave Pikachu some rather odd advice. What did the Snorlax tell the Pikachu?

Adam Levine March 23rd, 2012 8:10 PM

He just slept.
What do Meowths use to make coffee?

Archenoth March 24th, 2012 11:52 AM

Just the normal stuff, except they grind the beans in their Meowth...

Why was the Scizor not allowed on the jogging track?

Sayan March 25th, 2012 11:39 AM

'Cause he kept on bugging others.
(Get it? Get it? Sigh! Why do I try...)

What did the 8 year old say to his Arceus?

darkpokeball March 25th, 2012 5:59 PM

"I swear the moment I turn ten, the two of us are going to rule the world!"

What did the Charmander say when he saw Squirtle eating HIS pecha berry?

Limanya March 25th, 2012 7:57 PM

Charmander: Grrrrr........
Squirtle: Charmander, don't be so hot-headed!

What did the Meowth do when a chainsaw fell on him?

Adam Levine March 26th, 2012 1:15 AM

He fainted with that coin still on his head.
What do you get when you cross a Drilbur and a Giratina?

darkpokeball March 26th, 2012 7:20 PM

A Missingno!

Why is Chainsaw Meowth so much better than Limanya's Delcatty?

Adam Levine March 29th, 2012 11:38 PM

I don't know, probably because money matters!
Why did the Grimer WALK across the road?

darkpokeball March 30th, 2012 5:16 PM

Why not?

What did Chainsaw Meowth do when he saw Julian teh cute Oshawott stuck in a well?

Limanya March 30th, 2012 8:19 PM

Ask Limanya's Delcatty for help, of course!

Why is Delcatty better than Meowth?

Sayan March 31st, 2012 1:50 PM

Because Meowth is worse than Delcatty, why else?

What did the Aipom say to the Chimchar?

mzmingle April 4th, 2012 4:33 AM

How should I know? I don't understand pokemon!

Why did Limanya's Delcatty and Chainsaw Meowth fight?

Limanya April 4th, 2012 4:47 AM

Because Meowth insulted Delcatty.

Why is Delcatty the best?

mzmingle April 4th, 2012 4:48 AM

'Coz Meowth isn't.

Why is this turning into a fight between Meowth and Delcatty?

Sayan April 4th, 2012 7:57 AM

Cause Glameow's a pacifist.

Why did Chainsaw Meowth go out with Screwdriver Skitty instead of Drill Delcatty?

Limanya April 5th, 2012 5:37 AM

Cause Paper Purrloin didn't agree.

darkpokeball April 19th, 2012 4:54 PM

Y-you didn't post a question. Lemme fix that up:

Why did Chainsaw Meowth lick the Bidoof?

Adam Levine April 20th, 2012 2:40 AM

Maybe the Bidoof was a cake...?
How do you make an Igglybuff explode?

derpfisk April 20th, 2012 9:57 PM

Put an angry Voltorb in it and wait.

Why did Jirachi cross the road?

Adam Levine April 20th, 2012 10:33 PM

To Wish Cave!!!!!!!
Why are Pokeballs round?


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