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Pokejokes maker
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Why did Pikachu use Thunderbolt on the Rhydon? |
To make it blast off to the other side.
(see what i did thar?) What did Kyogre say to the Elygem? |
Nothing, it just waved!
What do you get when you cross a Bug Type and metal? |
Not Very Heavy Metal of course!
What do you get if two Ditto breed? |
A purple glop that always seems to dissapear.
(Daycare Lady: Oh! A purple glop? What is it? BABY DITTO used TRANSFORM on LEAF! Daycare Lady: Oh, it was just a leaf.) One day Pikachu ate too many donuts, making his stomach upset. Snorlax, used to this kind of stuff, gave Pikachu some rather odd advice. What did the Snorlax tell the Pikachu? |
He just slept.
What do Meowths use to make coffee? |
Just the normal stuff, except they grind the beans in their Meowth...
Why was the Scizor not allowed on the jogging track? |
'Cause he kept on bugging others.
(Get it? Get it? Sigh! Why do I try...) What did the 8 year old say to his Arceus? |
"I swear the moment I turn ten, the two of us are going to rule the world!"
What did the Charmander say when he saw Squirtle eating HIS pecha berry? |
Charmander: Grrrrr........
Squirtle: Charmander, don't be so hot-headed! What did the Meowth do when a chainsaw fell on him? |
He fainted with that coin still on his head.
What do you get when you cross a Drilbur and a Giratina? |
A Missingno!
Why is Chainsaw Meowth so much better than Limanya's Delcatty? |
I don't know, probably because money matters!
Why did the Grimer WALK across the road? |
Why not?
What did Chainsaw Meowth do when he saw Julian teh cute Oshawott stuck in a well? |
Ask Limanya's Delcatty for help, of course!
Why is Delcatty better than Meowth? |
Because Meowth is worse than Delcatty, why else?
What did the Aipom say to the Chimchar? |
How should I know? I don't understand pokemon!
Why did Limanya's Delcatty and Chainsaw Meowth fight? |
Because Meowth insulted Delcatty.
Why is Delcatty the best? |
'Coz Meowth isn't.
Why is this turning into a fight between Meowth and Delcatty? |
Cause Glameow's a pacifist.
Why did Chainsaw Meowth go out with Screwdriver Skitty instead of Drill Delcatty? |
Cause Paper Purrloin didn't agree.
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Y-you didn't post a question. Lemme fix that up:
Why did Chainsaw Meowth lick the Bidoof? |
Maybe the Bidoof was a cake...?
How do you make an Igglybuff explode? |
Put an angry Voltorb in it and wait.
Why did Jirachi cross the road? |
To Wish Cave!!!!!!!
Why are Pokeballs round? |
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