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Midwives deliver babies. As in they take the place of doctors in a house to help a mom deliver. Now you know.
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Gross I ain't deliverin' no baby.
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Such a beautiful and gross thing all at the same time.....life.
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Midwives are very integral to developing countries. :U
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Why? "Because you are alive!" |
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<Stumbled upon the Dead Baby Jokes page on ED a few hours ago. |
Cello, I hope you've learned a valuable lesson about not agreeing to things before you know what they are. And I hope you enjoy your life as a midwife.
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Seems like Midwives would be proud with what went down here lol
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Weird coincidence that midwives get brought up here when I was just talking about them last night and all the crazy things revolving giving birth like how in the 60s there was this practice called 'twilight sleep' where you got all drugged up with morphine and scopolamine and you'd have no pain while giving birth... but also no memory of it either. Oh, and how crazy it is that so many cesarean births are done in the US since anyone who stays in labor too long is supposed to have one even though the data based on what's "too long" is also from decades ago.
I know too much about this stuff for someone who is never having kids. |
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Now excuse me, I have some tin foil and silverware that needs to be microwaved. |
Learning is overrated to begin with. That and thinking too much hurts after a while.
New avy feels good yo. |
Brain dystrophy is something I strive to achieve.
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I'm bored. So...
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Have some pony money everyone. |
To make up for the dead baby joke I'll just leave this here.
http://soundcloud.com/ephixa/veela-night-vision-ephixa I'd kill for something to get rid of this headache btw. |
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What is a half birthday...?
/runs and hides from the soon to come flames from toujours |
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Shut up. Daft Punk can cure cancer. *not backed up by research* |
That was odd Droomph, even by my standards. I like it already.
Another song for the hell of it btw. I swear that's near perfect driving music tbh lol. |
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Pony-Pokemon crossovers ftw: http://chzbronies.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-the-foe-parasprite-fainted.jpg |
Ponies are disgusting in real life. Just sayin'. Ponies.
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I never liked real horses anyway. =_= I like fictional ponies just fine.
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If you guys keep talking about ponies Live is going to close the DCC.
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That reminds me does anyone here remember the game Robot Unicorn Attack? It had this song playing nonstop during gameplay.
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Aw gross man we're back on the pony topic again. D:
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