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Oryx April 17th, 2012 9:19 AM

Midwives deliver babies. As in they take the place of doctors in a house to help a mom deliver. Now you know.

Cello April 17th, 2012 10:14 AM

Gross I ain't deliverin' no baby.

Turn-it April 17th, 2012 10:33 AM

Such a beautiful and gross thing all at the same time.....life.

Netto Azure April 17th, 2012 10:34 AM

Midwives are very integral to developing countries. :U

Archenoth April 17th, 2012 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turn-it (Post 7136448)
Such a beautiful and gross thing all at the same time.....life.

"You're gross!"

Why?

"Because you are alive!"

Turn-it April 17th, 2012 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archenoth (Post 7136469)
"You're gross!"

Why?

"Because you are alive!"

quoted for truth! lol You are nasty just because you are here at this present time! lol

Ephemeral Euphoria April 17th, 2012 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cello (Post 7136423)
Gross I ain't deliverin' no baby.

Look on the bright side, if it comes out dead and if there's any hot water nearby you can make some soup to cheer you up ^^

<Stumbled upon the Dead Baby Jokes page on ED a few hours ago.

Oryx April 17th, 2012 11:32 AM

Cello, I hope you've learned a valuable lesson about not agreeing to things before you know what they are. And I hope you enjoy your life as a midwife.

Turn-it April 17th, 2012 11:34 AM

Seems like Midwives would be proud with what went down here lol

Esper April 17th, 2012 1:12 PM

Weird coincidence that midwives get brought up here when I was just talking about them last night and all the crazy things revolving giving birth like how in the 60s there was this practice called 'twilight sleep' where you got all drugged up with morphine and scopolamine and you'd have no pain while giving birth... but also no memory of it either. Oh, and how crazy it is that so many cesarean births are done in the US since anyone who stays in labor too long is supposed to have one even though the data based on what's "too long" is also from decades ago.

I know too much about this stuff for someone who is never having kids.

Cello April 17th, 2012 1:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toujours (Post 7136521)
Cello, I hope you've learned a valuable lesson about not agreeing to things before you know what they are. And I hope you enjoy your life as a midwife.

What are these "valuable lessons" you speak of? Learning is something I fail to comprehend.

Now excuse me, I have some tin foil and silverware that needs to be microwaved.

Ephemeral Euphoria April 17th, 2012 1:29 PM

Learning is overrated to begin with. That and thinking too much hurts after a while.

New avy feels good yo.

droomph April 17th, 2012 2:10 PM

Brain dystrophy is something I strive to achieve.

Palamon April 17th, 2012 2:27 PM

I'm bored. So...
.


Have some pony money everyone.

Ephemeral Euphoria April 17th, 2012 2:29 PM

To make up for the dead baby joke I'll just leave this here.
http://soundcloud.com/ephixa/veela-night-vision-ephixa

I'd kill for something to get rid of this headache btw.

droomph April 17th, 2012 2:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yuki's Sword (Post 7136695)

OMG I'LL PUT IT IN MY SPONGEBOB BOX

CarefulWetPaint April 17th, 2012 2:39 PM

What is a half birthday...?

/runs and hides from the soon to come flames from toujours

droomph April 17th, 2012 2:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xulek (Post 7136700)
To make up for the dead baby joke I'll just leave this here.
http://soundcloud.com/ephixa/veela-night-vision-ephixa

I'd kill for something to get rid of this headache btw.



Shut up. Daft Punk can cure cancer. *not backed up by research*

Ephemeral Euphoria April 17th, 2012 2:50 PM

That was odd Droomph, even by my standards. I like it already.

Another song for the hell of it btw.

I swear that's near perfect driving music tbh lol.

Palamon April 17th, 2012 2:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by droomph (Post 7136705)
OMG I'LL PUT IT IN MY SPONGEBOB BOX

Not sure if it'll fit in there to be honest.

Pony-Pokemon crossovers ftw: http://chzbronies.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-the-foe-parasprite-fainted.jpg

droomph April 17th, 2012 2:55 PM

Ponies are disgusting in real life. Just sayin'. Ponies.

Palamon April 17th, 2012 3:05 PM

I never liked real horses anyway. =_= I like fictional ponies just fine.

Oryx April 17th, 2012 3:09 PM

If you guys keep talking about ponies Live is going to close the DCC.

Ephemeral Euphoria April 17th, 2012 3:15 PM

That reminds me does anyone here remember the game Robot Unicorn Attack? It had this song playing nonstop during gameplay.

Cello April 17th, 2012 3:16 PM

Aw gross man we're back on the pony topic again. D:


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