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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
I've searched the forums, and the past incarnations of this thread are all at least 2 months old, so I think I can repost it without it getting closed ^_^ Basically, it's as the title, but here's a sample:
Person 1: Why do we breath Person 2: Because God doesn't like dead people What is my name? Person 1/3: Ozzy Osborne Who created the wheel? And it goes on and on and on. Isn't it great? ^_^ Now, to start: Why is the world spherical? |
Cuz it want's to be.ZD!!!!!!!!!!
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Because if it was a Triangle, We would all fall off!!
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You're supposed to ask a question as well as an answer.
So... I'll answer the question and ask another one to keep it going: Because the people at Nasa say so What's in the secret sauce? |
Tv, Pickled Onions and the greatest manga of all time in my opion Chobits!
How do duck use the internet? |
They hit their heads on the keyboard and see what happens.
What's inside a monkey's brain? |
Cells.Why do we eat with spoons.
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Because CDs can't scoop things up
What is the largest glow-worm in the world called? |
Garry the Glow Worm!
How dose a fire turn to stone |
Bowser stamps on it
Why doesn't Bowser ever win in a Mario game? |
Um... 42!
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
To go shopping... DUH! XD
Which shop would a Martian like to invade? |
Build a bear workshop!!!
Why am I so kawaii? |
You ate the secret sauce!
Why do aliens always abduct the first person they find in alien movies? |
Because Samus isn't there!
Why people think mircosoft is a cream? |
Because it is so soft...
Why do birds fly? |
because they feel like it.
why don't cats atack my school when I ask? :( |
They only obey the lizard queen Carmen Electra
Why do the Simpsons have only 4 fingers? |
Because everybody does!
Why are they yellow? |
because they all keep falling into yellow paint!
why do we need to eat and drink? |
Other wise we will turn into sheep!
Why do we watch tv? |
because we want to!
why do we play games? |
Because we want to.Why do we live in houses ,apartments, whatever.
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Because otherwise the houses would have no jobs
Why didn't we stay as monkeys? |
because life moves on....
why cant we fly |
Because your sigs to big! (yes there is a hidden message in there)
Why do people make there sigs to big? |
Because we have no wings.Why do we die.
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Because then there wouldn't be any room for the cockroaches.
Am I alive or dead? |
why there is no real pokemons in world
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Please answer the above question.
MCD: Of course you're dead! The duck zombies came and killed you when you were watching TV! They came through the window! Super Latios: Because the hyperactive bungee jumping Caterquacks said if humans could fly, then Pokemon could be real, but all humans wanted to do was watch TV or chat on the net. >.< My question: Where did those bright pink Schnappi ballooons go? |
They went to heaven.Why do we shower.
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to get wet
why do we eat? |
we eat because to get bloated
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You were susposed to ask a question.Why do we walk.
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so we don't trip and fall
Why was the name garry spelt with a g? |
Because there's already a Larry.
Why was Larry before Garry? |
Because they did backwords alpahbet order.Why do we communiaute.
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because mutant mushrooms possessed us and forced us to... yeah i'm psycho
Why is Schnappi so awesome?! |
Because the world loves 4 year olds who sing about Alligators so the almighty Chicken Alfred Egg head So he Made the Four year old girl The ruler of all Cheez-Its.
Why are there two p's in Schnappi? |
Because the other p was lonely.
Why do some animals hatch from eggs? |
One for panadol, for the headache Brittany got when listening to it, and one for prodigy, which is what Joy Gruttman [the singer] is. XD
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because humans fall from the sky
why cant i breathe underwater? |
Because I said so!
Who are you? |
I...don't know @[email protected]
Was i in a coma? |
were u not in a coma!?
when will mankind cease to talk? |
When they finally learn how to shut up.
Ever wonder how I sometimes type like this?: pH3r m3, if n casz yu didn't get my 4++3$i0N. |
Nope
Why is 4? (O.o XD) |
'cause something has to come after 3.
why can't no-one be perfect? |
because because Lord Squirrelydudu says so.
Why are cows purple with squirrel tails? |
Because they needed to get a new look and because my underwear said so. xP
And, why is there a monkey on your head? |
Cos they're from the dungheap over there.
Am I obsessed with Akane? |
Er... No. You're obsessed with monkeys that make your eyes turn all red and gooey.
Why are there plants in the world? |
because god maked animals eat them
why there is no air in space |
Because there wouldn't be any left for MEEEEE!
How long is the spine on a porcupine? |
as long as the spike of my hair
why is cheese made out of milk? |
Cause cows are too lazy to make pizza
How much is the six dollar burger? |
$5.99
Why do shops haev .99 on everything they sell? |
so that you get a 1p change everytime u buy something
why is 1p so important for buying a bubblegum? |
Cos that's its Cost you moron~J/K!
Why do you think Kwesi started PC> |
*pokes coolcracker* because he couldn't make CP cos its already called Control Panel
why doesnt it rain candy everyday? |
Because then we'd all die when it rained.
What makes Coca-Cola taste so good? |
Because it has cocca in it.Why do we have avatars.
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well not all of us do lol
y are our no. of posts displayed? |
So that we can see it.
Why Do we Browse the net with a Browser and not surf it with a Surfer? |
Because we don't have a surfboard.Why do we brush our teeth.
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Because my socks said so.
Why am I a moron? |
you forgot to turn your brain on
why do different countries get games earlier than others? |
Because it takes a long time to go round the globe.
How can Gyarados bite if he can't close his mouth? |
Because it doesn't exist.
Why does money make the world go round? |
because the "green tree" said so.
Why is the "green tree" better then the "blue tree" and what about the "red tree". |
A: I like pie!
Q: Why do I like pie and do you like pie? I like pie. |
Cos its made of soil.
Why do monkeys like bananas? |
I like pie!
Do you like pie? |
Depends what kind of pie >.>
Why don't we have tails? |
Q + A: We have tails? :surprised
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No... monkeys and fat men have tails
How much does the Sicilian Pizza at Pizza Hut cost? |
Three Sicilians!
Why do we post in the Pokemon Community? |
Because they need money.
What is money |
A: Chocolate is green.
Q: if chocolate is green, what about the rappers? |
I like pie!
Should I stop that? |
no.. keep going.
if pc was made of cheese... would vbulletin be made out of plastic? |
No, vBulletin is mad out of recycled textbooks
Why does tea taste so refreshing? |
I don't know.
why was this thread made? |
I was bored
Where am I going to be going in March 2007? |
Facedown in a ditch somewhere.
Why do I crave clam chowder today? |
Only Xatu shall know
Is Jirachi made out of titanium plastic? |
the answer lies within
who will answer 1st me or lelandlancaster? guess me do i look fat? |
Of course!
Are cupcakes wonderful? |
No - They're putrid and they smell.
Where lies thee, the smelloscope? |
In the middle of Nowhere, Somewhere and That Other Place.
Why are we staring at the computer right now? |
its all part of the computers evil scheme to take over the world!
why am i insane on sundays, mondays, wednesdays |
Because Tuesday's already taken by your acts of gluttony
Why is the news on at 10 o clock |
because people are so evil they want u to stay up past 9 (like who dosnt)
Why are most cars boxed shape? |
Because my love of pie said so.
Do I like pie? |
simple answer... ONLY yucky custard and mustard pie made by jigglypuff.
if my gba was made out of paper, and elctricity was made out of water, would my ground pokemon in my game cartridges drown? |
DUH!
What would happen if there were no clouds in the sky? |
it would rain air!!!!
if cloud's contain water... then why isnt its chem formula not H20? and why isnt it c6h12o6 either? |
Because C6H12O6 is the formula for SUGAR!!!
Why does sugar make you hyper? |
cos its really GLUCOSE!!!! *finds out that the dude was rite.. it WAS glucose and sugar is glucose....*
why is studying a book like a nerd bad for catdog's health? |
Because it will make MCD too intelligent, cause him to be prime minister, and therefore lead too stressful a life XP
Why are leaves green while bark is brown? |
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