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Mr Cat Dog January 15th, 2005 7:19 AM

Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
 
I've searched the forums, and the past incarnations of this thread are all at least 2 months old, so I think I can repost it without it getting closed ^_^ Basically, it's as the title, but here's a sample:

Person 1: Why do we breath
Person 2: Because God doesn't like dead people
What is my name?
Person 1/3: Ozzy Osborne
Who created the wheel?

And it goes on and on and on. Isn't it great? ^_^ Now, to start:

Why is the world spherical?

mew42003 January 15th, 2005 7:23 AM

Cuz it want's to be.ZD!!!!!!!!!!

FireEmporer January 15th, 2005 7:26 AM

Because if it was a Triangle, We would all fall off!!

Mr Cat Dog January 15th, 2005 7:42 AM

You're supposed to ask a question as well as an answer.
So... I'll answer the question and ask another one to keep it going:

Because the people at Nasa say so
What's in the secret sauce?

sableye January 15th, 2005 7:57 AM

Tv, Pickled Onions and the greatest manga of all time in my opion Chobits!

How do duck use the internet?

Mr Cat Dog January 15th, 2005 8:00 AM

They hit their heads on the keyboard and see what happens.

What's inside a monkey's brain?

MegaDitto January 15th, 2005 8:01 AM

Cells.Why do we eat with spoons.

Mr Cat Dog January 15th, 2005 8:02 AM

Because CDs can't scoop things up

What is the largest glow-worm in the world called?

sableye January 15th, 2005 8:05 AM

Garry the Glow Worm!

How dose a fire turn to stone

Mr Cat Dog January 15th, 2005 8:05 AM

Bowser stamps on it

Why doesn't Bowser ever win in a Mario game?

Spectrum January 15th, 2005 8:06 AM

Um... 42!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Mr Cat Dog January 15th, 2005 8:09 AM

To go shopping... DUH! XD

Which shop would a Martian like to invade?

Jeremy January 15th, 2005 10:13 AM

Build a bear workshop!!!

Why am I so kawaii?

Mr Cat Dog January 15th, 2005 10:14 AM

You ate the secret sauce!

Why do aliens always abduct the first person they find in alien movies?

Jeremy January 15th, 2005 10:28 AM

Because Samus isn't there!

Why people think mircosoft is a cream?

DarkPegasus January 15th, 2005 10:36 AM

Because it is so soft...

Why do birds fly?

Suz January 15th, 2005 10:38 AM

because they feel like it.

why don't cats atack my school when I ask? :(

Mr Cat Dog January 15th, 2005 10:49 AM

They only obey the lizard queen Carmen Electra

Why do the Simpsons have only 4 fingers?

DarkPegasus January 15th, 2005 12:33 PM

Because everybody does!

Why are they yellow?

Esai January 15th, 2005 12:37 PM

because they all keep falling into yellow paint!

why do we need to eat and drink?

Rm2k3Guy January 15th, 2005 12:38 PM

Other wise we will turn into sheep!

Why do we watch tv?

Esai January 15th, 2005 12:42 PM

because we want to!

why do we play games?

MegaDitto January 15th, 2005 12:44 PM

Because we want to.Why do we live in houses ,apartments, whatever.

Claire January 15th, 2005 12:46 PM

Because otherwise the houses would have no jobs

Why didn't we stay as monkeys?

Esai January 15th, 2005 12:52 PM

because life moves on....

why cant we fly

sableye January 15th, 2005 12:56 PM

Because your sigs to big! (yes there is a hidden message in there)

Why do people make there sigs to big?

MegaDitto January 15th, 2005 12:57 PM

Because we have no wings.Why do we die.

Mr Cat Dog January 15th, 2005 1:07 PM

Because then there wouldn't be any room for the cockroaches.

Am I alive or dead?

Omega Latios January 15th, 2005 1:10 PM

why there is no real pokemons in world

Kylie-chan January 15th, 2005 1:18 PM

Please answer the above question.

MCD: Of course you're dead! The duck zombies came and killed you when you were watching TV! They came through the window!
Super Latios: Because the hyperactive bungee jumping Caterquacks said if humans could fly, then Pokemon could be real, but all humans wanted to do was watch TV or chat on the net. >.<

My question:

Where did those bright pink Schnappi ballooons go?

MegaDitto January 15th, 2005 1:31 PM

They went to heaven.Why do we shower.

YAS1 January 15th, 2005 1:35 PM

to get wet

why do we eat?

Omega Latios January 15th, 2005 1:37 PM

we eat because to get bloated

MegaDitto January 15th, 2005 1:38 PM

You were susposed to ask a question.Why do we walk.

sableye January 15th, 2005 1:44 PM

so we don't trip and fall

Why was the name garry spelt with a g?

Mr Cat Dog January 15th, 2005 2:07 PM

Because there's already a Larry.

Why was Larry before Garry?

MegaDitto January 15th, 2005 2:14 PM

Because they did backwords alpahbet order.Why do we communiaute.

Kylie-chan January 15th, 2005 2:41 PM

because mutant mushrooms possessed us and forced us to... yeah i'm psycho

Why is Schnappi so awesome?!

FireEmporer January 15th, 2005 3:28 PM

Because the world loves 4 year olds who sing about Alligators so the almighty Chicken Alfred Egg head So he Made the Four year old girl The ruler of all Cheez-Its.

Why are there two p's in Schnappi?

Claire January 15th, 2005 3:30 PM

Because the other p was lonely.
Why do some animals hatch from eggs?

Kylie-chan January 15th, 2005 3:31 PM

One for panadol, for the headache Brittany got when listening to it, and one for prodigy, which is what Joy Gruttman [the singer] is. XD

Tsukasa January 15th, 2005 3:32 PM

because humans fall from the sky

why cant i breathe underwater?

Spectrum January 15th, 2005 3:37 PM

Because I said so!

Who are you?

Claire January 15th, 2005 3:40 PM

I...don't know @[email protected]
Was i in a coma?

Tsukasa January 15th, 2005 3:54 PM

were u not in a coma!?

when will mankind cease to talk?

RSL January 15th, 2005 4:30 PM

When they finally learn how to shut up.

Ever wonder how I sometimes type like this?: pH3r m3, if n casz yu didn't get my 4++3$i0N.

Claire January 15th, 2005 4:32 PM

Nope

Why is 4? (O.o XD)

winnie January 15th, 2005 4:47 PM

'cause something has to come after 3.

why can't no-one be perfect?

StarWarsPokemonAdventure January 15th, 2005 5:37 PM

because because Lord Squirrelydudu says so.

Why are cows purple with squirrel tails?

Shikon no Tama January 15th, 2005 6:08 PM

Because they needed to get a new look and because my underwear said so. xP
And, why is there a monkey on your head?

B-Baller January 15th, 2005 9:24 PM

Cos they're from the dungheap over there.

Am I obsessed with Akane?

Mr Cat Dog January 16th, 2005 1:37 AM

Er... No. You're obsessed with monkeys that make your eyes turn all red and gooey.

Why are there plants in the world?

Omega Latios January 16th, 2005 1:43 AM

because god maked animals eat them

why there is no air in space

Mr Cat Dog January 16th, 2005 1:46 AM

Because there wouldn't be any left for MEEEEE!

How long is the spine on a porcupine?

LanceLite January 16th, 2005 2:08 AM

as long as the spike of my hair

why is cheese made out of milk?

darkgamerGS January 16th, 2005 3:03 AM

Cause cows are too lazy to make pizza
How much is the six dollar burger?

Mr Cat Dog January 16th, 2005 3:05 AM

$5.99

Why do shops haev .99 on everything they sell?

LanceLite January 16th, 2005 3:16 AM

so that you get a 1p change everytime u buy something

why is 1p so important for buying a bubblegum?

Cool [email protected] January 16th, 2005 3:30 AM

Cos that's its Cost you moron~J/K!

Why do you think Kwesi started PC>

LanceLite January 16th, 2005 3:36 AM

*pokes coolcracker* because he couldn't make CP cos its already called Control Panel

why doesnt it rain candy everyday?

Mr Cat Dog January 16th, 2005 4:00 AM

Because then we'd all die when it rained.

What makes Coca-Cola taste so good?

MegaDitto January 16th, 2005 4:53 AM

Because it has cocca in it.Why do we have avatars.

THIRTY-SIX January 16th, 2005 4:55 AM

well not all of us do lol
y are our no. of posts displayed?

Cool [email protected] January 16th, 2005 7:06 AM

So that we can see it.

Why Do we Browse the net with a Browser and not surf it with a Surfer?

MegaDitto January 16th, 2005 7:13 AM

Because we don't have a surfboard.Why do we brush our teeth.

Logmon1 January 16th, 2005 7:21 AM

Because my socks said so.

Why am I a moron?

Esai January 16th, 2005 8:33 AM

you forgot to turn your brain on

why do different countries get games earlier than others?

NiNGi January 16th, 2005 9:29 AM

Because it takes a long time to go round the globe.

How can Gyarados bite if he can't close his mouth?

B-Baller January 16th, 2005 9:57 AM

Because it doesn't exist.

Why does money make the world go round?

KLS January 16th, 2005 9:58 AM

because the "green tree" said so.

Why is the "green tree" better then the "blue tree" and what about the "red tree".

Logmon1 January 16th, 2005 10:13 AM

A: I like pie!

Q: Why do I like pie and do you like pie?
I like pie.

B-Baller January 16th, 2005 10:19 AM

Cos its made of soil.

Why do monkeys like bananas?

Logmon1 January 16th, 2005 10:20 AM

I like pie!

Do you like pie?

Claire January 16th, 2005 11:58 AM

Depends what kind of pie >.>

Why don't we have tails?

Logmon1 January 16th, 2005 12:47 PM

Q + A: We have tails? :surprised

Mr Cat Dog January 16th, 2005 1:16 PM

No... monkeys and fat men have tails

How much does the Sicilian Pizza at Pizza Hut cost?

GVG January 16th, 2005 1:47 PM

Three Sicilians!

Why do we post in the Pokemon Community?

Logmon1 January 16th, 2005 2:17 PM

Because they need money.

What is money

KLS January 16th, 2005 3:06 PM

A: Chocolate is green.

Q: if chocolate is green, what about the rappers?

Logmon1 January 16th, 2005 3:51 PM

I like pie!

Should I stop that?

LanceLite January 16th, 2005 11:41 PM

no.. keep going.

if pc was made of cheese... would vbulletin be made out of plastic?

Mr Cat Dog January 17th, 2005 12:06 AM

No, vBulletin is mad out of recycled textbooks

Why does tea taste so refreshing?

ShieldWolf27 January 17th, 2005 12:11 AM

I don't know.
why was this thread made?

Mr Cat Dog January 17th, 2005 8:18 AM

I was bored

Where am I going to be going in March 2007?

LelandLancaster January 17th, 2005 8:23 AM

Facedown in a ditch somewhere.

Why do I crave clam chowder today?

IceKitten January 17th, 2005 8:23 AM

Only Xatu shall know

Is Jirachi made out of titanium plastic?

THIRTY-SIX January 17th, 2005 8:26 AM

the answer lies within
who will answer 1st me or lelandlancaster? guess me do i look fat?

LelandLancaster January 17th, 2005 8:33 AM

Of course!

Are cupcakes wonderful?

Mr Cat Dog January 17th, 2005 12:02 PM

No - They're putrid and they smell.

Where lies thee, the smelloscope?

B-Baller January 17th, 2005 12:29 PM

In the middle of Nowhere, Somewhere and That Other Place.

Why are we staring at the computer right now?

Esai January 17th, 2005 12:39 PM

its all part of the computers evil scheme to take over the world!

why am i insane on sundays, mondays, wednesdays

Mr Cat Dog January 17th, 2005 1:53 PM

Because Tuesday's already taken by your acts of gluttony

Why is the news on at 10 o clock

Sassydoll76 January 17th, 2005 3:10 PM

because people are so evil they want u to stay up past 9 (like who dosnt)

Why are most cars boxed shape?

Logmon1 January 17th, 2005 5:27 PM

Because my love of pie said so.

Do I like pie?

LanceLite January 17th, 2005 11:48 PM

simple answer... ONLY yucky custard and mustard pie made by jigglypuff.

if my gba was made out of paper, and elctricity was made out of water, would my ground pokemon in my game cartridges drown?

Mr Cat Dog January 18th, 2005 12:45 AM

DUH!

What would happen if there were no clouds in the sky?

LanceLite January 18th, 2005 1:00 AM

it would rain air!!!!

if cloud's contain water... then why isnt its chem formula not H20? and why isnt it c6h12o6 either?

Mr Cat Dog January 18th, 2005 1:03 AM

Because C6H12O6 is the formula for SUGAR!!!

Why does sugar make you hyper?

LanceLite January 18th, 2005 1:12 AM

cos its really GLUCOSE!!!! *finds out that the dude was rite.. it WAS glucose and sugar is glucose....*

why is studying a book like a nerd bad for catdog's health?

Claire January 18th, 2005 4:34 AM

Because it will make MCD too intelligent, cause him to be prime minister, and therefore lead too stressful a life XP

Why are leaves green while bark is brown?


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