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NiNGi January 18th, 2005 4:53 AM

I don't really know - Ask God xD

Why are towers taller than houses?

LanceLite January 18th, 2005 5:53 AM

cos im smaller than both

am i taller than you?

Logmon1 January 18th, 2005 6:47 AM

I like pie.

Is this a qustin?

Esai January 18th, 2005 9:24 AM

if it ends with a ? then yes

why do i hate thursays?

Cyndaquil January 18th, 2005 9:27 AM

Because i don't.

Why do I hate wednesdays?

deathbyalice January 18th, 2005 9:28 AM

becase they are before friday...don't you wish it was friday?

Really fake, and fake real. Which is real?

Cyndaquil January 18th, 2005 9:29 AM

The second of them is real.

Why do I still don't like wednesdays?

deathbyalice January 18th, 2005 9:31 AM

becase it starts with "W"

Why isn't the grass purple?

rins January 18th, 2005 9:39 AM

because if it were purple it would blend in with the horizon.

how do YOU pronounce tomato?

Claire January 18th, 2005 9:55 AM

Tomato

Why don't cheetah's have stripes?

THIRTY-SIX January 18th, 2005 10:03 AM

because they have spots
y is tyhe sky blue coloured?

Esai January 18th, 2005 10:10 AM

because if it were yellow you would be able to see the sun

are we all mindless zombies or harmless cookies dealers or a mix between both?

Claire January 18th, 2005 10:12 AM

I like cookies...
Why do polar bears live in the arctic?

Cyndaquil January 18th, 2005 10:26 AM

Because they want to.

Why does'nt I live in the arctic?

Mr Cat Dog January 18th, 2005 10:41 AM

Because the inuits would kill you and use your blubber to cook food with.

Does blubber taste nice?

deathbyalice January 18th, 2005 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Cat Dog
Because the inuits would kill you and use your blubber to cook food with.

Does blubber taste nice?

Of course!
More lard in your tea?

THIRTY-SIX January 18th, 2005 11:04 AM

lard y not ive already got the kitchen sink in there
(congrats 1000 posts)

who is better for brock joy or jenny?

Cyndaquil January 18th, 2005 11:16 AM

Neither of them... <-- That IS a Stupid answer

Do you like this tread?

THIRTY-SIX January 18th, 2005 11:24 AM

its ok but my opinion doesnt count
are u influenced ny what i think?

Mr Cat Dog January 18th, 2005 11:39 AM

No

Why does Tarzan live in the jungle?

THIRTY-SIX January 18th, 2005 12:07 PM

the mammels are smarter

y is mario a plumber?

B-Baller January 18th, 2005 12:13 PM

No one needs an electrician.

What is ice cream made of?

Mr Cat Dog January 18th, 2005 12:30 PM

Ice and Cream. DUH! XD

If Air is made out of 70% Nitrogen, why don't we all turn into Nitrates?

Rubberbandman January 18th, 2005 12:33 PM

Because we`re people

Why is my mom my mom?

Lizzie January 18th, 2005 12:39 PM

because if she weren't your mom your dad would be your mom and your mom would be your dad :P

If ants had the same level of technoledgy as us would they take over the world?

Logmon1 January 18th, 2005 12:40 PM

I like apple flavoerd pie.

What is lava made of?

Rubberbandman January 18th, 2005 12:42 PM

Yo mama

Do we drink water?

Lizzie January 18th, 2005 12:43 PM

of coarse we do XD

if there is a speed of light is there a speed of dark?

deathbyalice January 18th, 2005 12:43 PM

of course

Why must you ask?

Lizzie January 18th, 2005 12:44 PM

because my father once told me that darkness is the absence of light so it can't havea speed and i wanted to know what you thought the actuel answer was ^_^

did that make sence? XD

Rubberbandman January 18th, 2005 12:44 PM

in our heads,sometimes it does...

Why are we just humans and not humans and huwomans?

Lizzie January 18th, 2005 12:46 PM

because men give no respect to woman when woman were the final drafts ^_^ and men were the rough drafts XD

is deoxies rubber?

deathbyalice January 18th, 2005 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by endamaster
in our heads,sometimes it does...

Why are we just humans and not humans and huwomans?

because eveyone is secretly a man!

why aren't peiple red?

Lizzie January 18th, 2005 12:47 PM

because then we would be green!

then what would that amke us if we were blue?

deathbyalice January 18th, 2005 12:48 PM


becase of all that stew

do you know the muffin man?

Lizzie January 18th, 2005 12:49 PM

know him??? i loathe him! XD

why isn't the internet named after the person who invented it?

deathbyalice January 18th, 2005 12:50 PM

What do you mean? Of coarse it is! (sits in corner rocking back and forth)

Why do you say these things?

Rubberbandman January 18th, 2005 12:51 PM

cause we like pizza

why is the number 3 curved?

deathbyalice January 18th, 2005 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by endamaster
cause we like pizza

why is the number 3 curved?

because it didn't want to look digital...
why aren't you smiling? you know like a squartle...

Rubberbandman January 18th, 2005 12:53 PM

Cause I go to school

why dont I make sense?

deathbyalice January 18th, 2005 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by endamaster
Cause I go to school

why dont I make sense?

That's easy, you're purple

why aren't I purple!?!?!?!

Rubberbandman January 18th, 2005 12:56 PM

because you ate

why dont I just play video games?

deathbyalice January 18th, 2005 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by endamaster
because you ate

why dont I just play video games?

I don't know... they are more fun than what you are doing right now!

Why is Misty called the tom boyish mermaid?

(do you like Dot Hack?(not ment to be part of the stupid question)

Rubberbandman January 18th, 2005 12:59 PM

cause you`re at her house

why isnt our feet on our heads?

LelandLancaster January 18th, 2005 1:35 PM

'cause we'd die from the stench!

Why are crackers so... crackery?

goth_espeon3 January 18th, 2005 1:39 PM

cuz there's a law forbiding anyone to be as crackery as crackers other that crackers cuz if we were, the U.S. government would be even stupider and go off and waste more money on CHEESE!!!!!!

Umm...U.S. government....it was a joke....please don't arrest me......XD

Why is sour cream not sour???

Esai January 18th, 2005 1:45 PM

because then it would make sense

why does nothing make sense

goth_espeon3 January 18th, 2005 1:49 PM

cuz if it did....everyone would die!!!! If you really think about it, people would one, fall off the world, and two, try to eat moldy cheese and white rice that was leftovers that you took back to your hotel in tokyo and now your at home three weeks later and hungry.....

why do dogs like to eat their own crap after they've crapped it???

deathbyalice January 18th, 2005 2:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goth_espeon3
cuz if it did....everyone would die!!!! If you really think about it, people would one, fall off the world, and two, try to eat moldy cheese and white rice that was leftovers that you took back to your hotel in tokyo and now your at home three weeks later and hungry.....

why do dogs like to eat their own crap after they've crapped it???


because they want to prove to people that they are dare devils after getting drunk at poker parties!

Why do chickens cluck?

Logmon1 January 18th, 2005 2:25 PM

Because the evil talking pie said so.

What dose jwdxnhasuhdwuisgcpsuhfcgtedyhcuswvgcfisduvf78tsrdfu7we978wrdweoygcffydeyogfpeudgwe7e783474 83g0 5tr8237y346807r923gr349utf-34e hvgtwe49utr v3r8uh mean?

LanceLite January 18th, 2005 10:02 PM

it means that u have gone crazy..

then again what does 248758gnvfwigbhdybhyt64hb18gd6nfghrt75 mean?

rubyrulez January 18th, 2005 10:30 PM

It means the worlds apples will change to oranges,

But seriously, what do you get when you cross an anteater, a toothbrush, and a newspaper?

LanceLite January 18th, 2005 10:38 PM

an anteater, a newspaper and a toothbrush = ANT!!!! check their first letters!!! XD

but then the anteater would eat the ant... so would it make it a cannibull?

Esai January 18th, 2005 10:50 PM

no it would be a suicidal cannibal.

what do you get when you mix ajajajjajdjdfkfdjtirdkskdfd with nsujdsksjakdfsjkfdsjkdfjkdfjdkfjdfk and ddskjkdjkfdjfkjfkjdfklfdfmv

LanceLite January 18th, 2005 11:15 PM

you get monkeys coming out of your butt and bruce almity coming after you!!

is monkeys made out of cheese?

THIRTY-SIX January 19th, 2005 1:00 AM

if they were then mice would be their predators
what would u do if ur ur aunt was ur sister ur uncle was ur grandad?

LanceLite January 19th, 2005 1:23 AM

then id have a quadri family.. which is evil.

what is this evil?

THIRTY-SIX January 19th, 2005 2:02 AM

a sausage in a turkey
should i stop using invisible mode?

LanceLite January 19th, 2005 3:25 AM

no then we can see u

why am i here?

IceKitten January 19th, 2005 4:05 AM

Because you like eating Pikachus with red flavouring

Why do like randomness?

LanceLite January 19th, 2005 4:28 AM

cos i dont know what is red

what is red?

THIRTY-SIX January 19th, 2005 4:38 AM

red is anything that u want it to be XD for me its a character from ff7

Why do you like pokemon ?

Logmon1 January 19th, 2005 6:10 AM

Because pikachue's dead.

Why do I hate pikachue?

Mr Cat Dog January 19th, 2005 7:55 AM

Because it's dead.

Why do things die?

Spectrum January 19th, 2005 7:57 AM

Because they feel like it.

What's the meaning of life?

Mr Cat Dog January 19th, 2005 7:59 AM

42

Why is this question stupid?

deathbyalice January 19th, 2005 8:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Cat Dog
42

Why is this question stupid?


A stupid question!

Can I go to the bathroom?

Spectrum January 19th, 2005 8:02 AM

Only if you remember to flush.

!?

Mr Cat Dog January 19th, 2005 8:03 AM

My eyes hurt.

What does Ralph Wiggum think of pornography?

[Technya] January 19th, 2005 8:05 AM

Me likes :P

Who the heck is Ralph Wiggum?

Spectrum January 19th, 2005 8:09 AM

Your worst nightmare!

Who are you?

protoman January 19th, 2005 8:12 AM

donkey!

can i die today?

[Technya] January 19th, 2005 8:15 AM

So long as I die first?

Would I go to Heaven or Hell?

protoman January 19th, 2005 8:17 AM

you will go to pancake

will i have get to skool today?

[Technya] January 19th, 2005 8:26 AM

LOL No!! you're free of school :P


Will the voices in my head ever shut up?

deathbyalice January 19th, 2005 8:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow of Ash
LOL No!! you're free of school :P


Will the voices in my head ever shut up?

Of course, I'll make them!

Why did I make the voices shut up?

Omega Latios January 19th, 2005 8:29 AM

no the will explode will explode your head someday

why im Finnish

deathbyalice January 19th, 2005 8:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by super latios
no the will explode will explode your head someday

why im Finnish

Because I made you that way!

Where do babies come frome?

Omega Latios January 19th, 2005 8:31 AM

they come from outer space

why there is no ratchet&clank 4 yet

deathbyalice January 19th, 2005 8:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by super latios
they come from outer space

why there is no ratchet&clank 4 yet

because they hated it!

Where do outer space babies come from?

[Technya] January 19th, 2005 8:36 AM

'Cause they quit!

Why are parents such a pain?

Mr Cat Dog January 19th, 2005 11:08 AM

They have needles which dig into your skin.

Why is an elephant bigger than a mouse?

1313666 January 19th, 2005 12:56 PM

Mice were supposed to be bigger, but the government experimented on elephants first as tests. Remember, this is before elephants were huge.

Why do cats chase dogs?

protoman January 19th, 2005 12:59 PM

cuz they look like milk

why do i smell funny?

THIRTY-SIX January 19th, 2005 1:02 PM

maybe cuz u shower everyday

whos better daffy or road runner ?

Dignity January 19th, 2005 1:05 PM

daffy

who made the breadstick?

THIRTY-SIX January 19th, 2005 1:11 PM

the breadstick man

who made the baguet?

Mr Cat Dog January 20th, 2005 12:25 AM

Road Runner!

MEEP MEEP?

Claire January 20th, 2005 4:41 AM

*coyote smacks*

Why are cartoons addictive?

IceKitten January 20th, 2005 4:42 AM

Because they pwn

Why was my dream random and cool?

Lizzie January 20th, 2005 5:43 AM

because if it wasn't it would be hot and normal *shivers*

If you were a smiley which smiley wouldn't you be?

IceKitten January 20th, 2005 5:55 AM

This one http://67.18.37.17/1570/93/emo/jump1.gif

Do you like blue carrots?

Lizzie January 20th, 2005 6:26 AM

well that depends of what shade of blue XD

are you really tig? XD

Spectrum January 20th, 2005 6:28 AM

well that depends of what shade of blue XD

are you really tig? XD

IceKitten January 20th, 2005 6:30 AM

Whoa wtf deja-vu

Am I seeing things?

Lizzie January 20th, 2005 6:30 AM

yes I am XD

Is there an echo here? XD XD XD

IceKitten January 20th, 2005 6:31 AM

No but there's flood

Do you like liquid ice or rock hard water?

Lizzie January 20th, 2005 6:32 AM

definetly rock hard water XD

do you like rocks that roll? XD

IceKitten January 20th, 2005 6:34 AM

Um, it depends...

Is Kyogre cold in that water?

Lizzie January 20th, 2005 6:35 AM

considering he's legendary and has been there since the earth began-yes XD

Do you miss Serious from Hp?


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