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CyanFlame May 6th, 2012 8:28 PM

Sarcastic Answers
 

Basically, what you do is give a sarcastic answer to a stupid question.
Ex:
Poster 1: Is the sky blue?
Poster 2: No way dude, the sky is green with orange polka dots.
Are oranges orange?

And you keep the cycle going... Forever...

Me first!
Does air keep me alive?

Ephemeral Euphoria May 6th, 2012 8:31 PM

Nah man, it's all donut sprinkles that we gotta breathe.

Is water blue?

droomph May 6th, 2012 8:31 PM

No, come on, you know that it's actually a very dark clear.

Is he a human?

CyanFlame May 6th, 2012 8:34 PM

Dude, common sense. Does he look human? He is totally a turtle.
Is ice made from water?

droomph May 6th, 2012 8:40 PM

Actually it's made from toluene, dumb****

You're alive, right?

Username_9138 May 6th, 2012 9:20 PM

Nah, nah. I'm just a bit tired of being stuck underground, bro.

Is that a scarf around your neck?

CyanFlame May 7th, 2012 3:20 AM

This isn't a scarf. It's a blue snake that won't get off of my neck.
Is shooting someone illegal?

Eternal Darkness May 7th, 2012 3:35 AM

No, it's actually recommended in most places.

Is that cat eating the carpet?

TheFattestSnorlax May 7th, 2012 11:50 AM

No, it's actually licking its behind.

Do you like cheese?

droomph May 7th, 2012 2:02 PM

Naaaaw, I like eating trash.

This is a sentence you know.

CyanFlame May 7th, 2012 2:46 PM

Oh, I thought that that was a question. My bad.
Does an octopus have 8 tentacles?

TheFattestSnorlax May 7th, 2012 3:29 PM

No, it only has one, Dumbo!

Why is blood red?

Eternal Darkness May 7th, 2012 3:43 PM

Because it's always embarressed.

Is that a Piplup or CyanFlame in a Piplup suit?

mineox100 May 7th, 2012 4:25 PM

Neither! It's Piplup in a CyanFlame costume!

Why is my pillow so soft?

Doa May 7th, 2012 4:39 PM

What pillow? That's obviously your pet ferret.

How many fingers am I holding up?

CyanFlame May 7th, 2012 4:47 PM

None... Nobody has fingers anymore... It's uncool.
What color are violets?

Doa May 7th, 2012 4:49 PM

Try standing on your head for 5 hours. Whatever color you see before stopping is the color they are.

Do you wear glasses?

Eternal Darkness May 7th, 2012 7:36 PM

No, I have contacts with frames.

Is that an eye patch you're wearing?

TheFallenUmbreon May 7th, 2012 7:44 PM

No!!! It's just my thing that I put over my eye like those chatot tamers over there *points at pokepirates
What is a Pokemon?

CyanFlame May 7th, 2012 7:49 PM

...My mom.
Is that dog on a leash?

TheFallenUmbreon May 7th, 2012 7:50 PM

Well duh!!! Who doesn't give their hotdog a leash?!
What's this? (looks at hand)

CyanFlame May 8th, 2012 3:54 AM

It is not a hand, I assure you.
How do I call 911?

Limanya May 8th, 2012 5:59 AM

That's simple. With a bathtub of course.

How am i typing this?

Sweet Smoochum May 8th, 2012 7:55 AM

You think it's the greatest invention to mankind other than cars or tonkas or robots, or parts designed to move mechanically to climb the sides of skyscrapers.

Why don't I get dates? (The fruit.)

Pokestick, good times. May 8th, 2012 8:07 AM

Because you're totally too cool for them.

Why don't everyone obey me?

droomph May 8th, 2012 8:19 AM

Because you're the single most powerful person on the planet.

Trespassers will trespass on this property.

Sweet Smoochum May 8th, 2012 8:23 AM

Everyone loves being controlled by a control freak who is on the verge of human domination, who doesn't know what's best for others, nor really cares, and overall gives the worst advice possible, such as telling a girl not to look at boys, and just look at girls, even though she likes the opposite gender, but is too scared to admit, because of teasing... that and just being insecure overall, and making her hate having no control over her life or her own decisions... People love being controlled, don't they?! They love feeling like no one lets them have control over their own life or their own decisions, and they like having others not respect their opinions enough to know what's right for them, especially if they know themselves.

Why do I hate my careless, controlling ex-boyfriend?


As to the above post, because people just love walking on others lawns, thinking it's fun to stomp on ant hills, and get rid of the ant population, since no one, and I mean no one likes bugs or being bitten by them...

Doa May 8th, 2012 12:30 PM

Because he's your ex, certainly nothing to do with the careless and controlling part.

Do you have a nose?

TheFallenUmbreon May 8th, 2012 2:01 PM

No. But I do have 2 holes above my mouth.
Why do I have eyes?

mineox100 May 8th, 2012 2:04 PM

So there won't be an empty space between your hair and your nose! Duh!

Why can I run?

TheFallenUmbreon May 8th, 2012 2:13 PM

Because Bidoof the god of all Pokemon gave us...uuuhhhh..I mean u the ability to run!!! Lucky -.- and u were supposed to know that! It's in the pokederp bible!
Why do I have a pet rock?

TheFattestSnorlax May 8th, 2012 2:24 PM

I'm sorry but he got run over by a car.

Why is there a cow on my lawn?

CyanFlame May 8th, 2012 6:08 PM

He wanted your grass fortune...
What are those white things in the sky?

TheFallenUmbreon May 8th, 2012 6:25 PM

They are floating pillows of course
How do I start a fire using my nose?

Bluerang1 May 8th, 2012 6:35 PM

You use lava as nose drops.

Why doesn't grass grow as tall as trees?

TheFallenUmbreon May 8th, 2012 6:42 PM

Grass is dead Oddish half buried underground so they can't grow when they're dead
What am I made out of?

Pokestick, good times. May 8th, 2012 10:47 PM

Rainbows and crap.

If Darwin was so smart, how did he die?

goldenyellowcrystal May 9th, 2012 5:25 AM

He turned into a carrot and was eaten by a computer.

How the heck do clouds fly?

mineox100 May 9th, 2012 11:49 AM

Oh, that's simple! It has an invisible jet pack on it!

Why is grass, green?

Pokestick, good times. May 9th, 2012 11:52 AM

Grass is green? You want to know why? How very very interesting.

Why you log me out, PC?

Doa May 9th, 2012 12:38 PM

Because it is the master race and wants to enslave you by having you log out.

How do I fly?

-Grayscale- May 9th, 2012 1:17 PM

Grow wings and try jumping off a cliff.

What is life's meaning?

TheFattestSnorlax May 9th, 2012 1:32 PM

It is something that is good for me.

Why are some people so dumb?!

TheFallenUmbreon May 9th, 2012 2:13 PM

It's called destiny! People are destined to be dumb
What is a moon?

CyanFlame May 9th, 2012 2:38 PM

A big ball of white cheese in the sky.
How big is too big?

TheFallenUmbreon May 9th, 2012 2:42 PM

Bigger than the biggest big bigger thing that's bigger than that big thing, which is also bigger than the other thing!
How long till the world ends?

CyanFlame May 9th, 2012 2:56 PM

Fornever... Nuff said.
If I can't talk to strangers how do I make friends?

TheFallenUmbreon May 9th, 2012 3:04 PM

U can't talk right? But they didn't say u could never Text Message them hehehe :D
Why do I keep failing?

TheFattestSnorlax May 9th, 2012 3:11 PM

Becuase you do not do well in school.

Why is the sun yellow?

mineox100 May 9th, 2012 3:57 PM

It's too cheerful, that's why! (yellow = happy)

Why do bears like honey?

TheFallenUmbreon May 9th, 2012 5:23 PM

They are secretly aliens disguised in costumes trying to get in a "Winnie the Pooh" movie. So they try to immatate Pooh!
Why didn't the world end yet?!

CyanFlame May 9th, 2012 7:08 PM

Because birds are dinosaurs.
Why can't I go towards the light?

TheFattestSnorlax May 10th, 2012 12:36 PM

Becuase the light leads to death.

Why does that light lead to death?

TheFallenUmbreon May 10th, 2012 1:35 PM

Cause the light is actually an in censored picture, causing you to get too horrified. This then leads u to death :D
Why can't I go towards the dark?

TheFattestSnorlax May 10th, 2012 1:41 PM

If you go towards darkness you will get killed.

Is there a serial leaker nearby?

Archenoth May 10th, 2012 1:46 PM

Yeah, I think there probably is one hiding around that corner. Better avoid it. :V

How do I look?

CyanFlame May 10th, 2012 2:20 PM

You don't look like a mawile, that's for sure.
How did they take a picture of the first camera?.

TheFattestSnorlax May 11th, 2012 4:31 AM

They make another one of the same thing and then take a picture of the first one.

Where would you like to go?

Doa May 11th, 2012 1:52 PM

Already went.

How come rubies are blue?

CyanFlame May 11th, 2012 6:12 PM

Because the sky painted them but made them a little too dark.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

U.Flame May 11th, 2012 6:23 PM

-13 According to researchers.

Who's the bad guy in Sonic?

TheFattestSnorlax May 12th, 2012 8:54 AM

I think it was Bowser.

What is up with the adverts?

CyanFlame May 13th, 2012 5:46 PM

The sky is up... and
ad verts
ad = advertisment
verts = green
green advertisements?
They usually suck.

So how about that airplane food?

Sweet Smoochum May 13th, 2012 11:23 PM

Food just loves being tossed up from high altitudes, doesn't it? More of a fall, right?

Why can't anyone love me?

TheFattestSnorlax May 14th, 2012 11:31 AM

Becuase nobody here knows you.

Oh, oh! Why isn't there free ice cream?

Doa May 14th, 2012 12:51 PM

Because it all melted and now it's just cream.

How do you paint nails?

CyanFlame May 19th, 2012 6:38 AM

Easy. First I hammer them in the wall then I paint over them.
Why do people be sayin' grammar ain't important?

Chris41279 May 19th, 2012 6:59 AM

Bcuaese yuor mnid can raed tihngs no mtetar waht odrer ist in

What's the meaning of life?

TheFattestSnorlax May 19th, 2012 8:55 AM

It's somewhere between heaven and hell.

Why can't I pick up that quarter on the street?

Doa May 19th, 2012 9:05 AM

Because you need the other 3/4 to complete it.

Yoda talk backwards, why does?

TheFattestSnorlax May 19th, 2012 9:09 AM

Works in mysterious ways does he.

Why is the Avengers overrated?

Doa May 19th, 2012 6:03 PM

Because everything great is overrated.

Why isn't everything falling off the bottom of the world?

d4rka8isz May 19th, 2012 6:57 PM

Because there's a bunch of monkey bars down there.

Why can't I fly?

Cinto May 19th, 2012 7:30 PM

It's probably because you don't have green hair.

Pikachu's the best Pokemon ever, right?

Chris41279 May 19th, 2012 8:42 PM

Who's Pikachu, and what in the WORLD is a Pokemon?

Where did i leave my cell phone at?

d4rka8isz May 19th, 2012 11:39 PM

Cell phone? I thought it was a cookie...

Who's Da Vinci?

TheFattestSnorlax May 20th, 2012 10:11 AM

I think he painted the Portrait of Dr. Gatchet.

Why do some people have hair in their noses?

Doa May 20th, 2012 11:59 AM

To discourage anyone who dares pick their noses.

What is a pie?

TheFattestSnorlax May 20th, 2012 3:58 PM

It's an Italian dish classified in the pasta category.

Why are my feet cold?

TheFallenUmbreon May 20th, 2012 5:56 PM

Everyones feet always gets cold when they walk in a desert!
Why do I have hands?

d4rka8isz May 20th, 2012 7:36 PM

Because you ran out of feet to use.

Why do I need water?

TheFattestSnorlax May 21st, 2012 11:37 AM

You don't need water to survive!

Why is everybody interested in WoW nowadays?

Skystrike May 21st, 2012 12:26 PM

Just listen to the acronym. "WoW". WOW! Get it?

Why can't we all be friends

TheFattestSnorlax May 21st, 2012 3:00 PM

Becuase we need to chat about it first.

Why is Japan full of weird people?

Skystrike May 21st, 2012 5:32 PM

Because of the weird commercials on Youtube!

Can I break gravity?

Sir Codin May 21st, 2012 8:06 PM

Sure, first find a tall building, then take into account the words of Morpheus: "Free your mind." I'm pretty sure that will work.

Is Michael Jackson still alive?

TheFattestSnorlax May 22nd, 2012 11:32 AM

There are plenty of other Michael Jacksons that are alive.

Friend's addicted to Halo. How do I get him to stop?

Doa May 22nd, 2012 1:48 PM

Introduce him to an angel that hates his job. He'll give up his Halo for sure.

Do fish have feelings?

TheFattestSnorlax May 23rd, 2012 11:27 AM

They have feelings only for other fish.

Is the world really big?

Doa May 23rd, 2012 4:23 PM

Of course not. Why else would people say "it's a small world"?

...Actually, why do some people say "it's a small world"?

TheFallenUmbreon May 23rd, 2012 5:45 PM

Cause those people are very logical and intelligent
Where an I?

TheFattestSnorlax May 25th, 2012 11:13 AM

I think you're on Jupiter.

Why can't we breathe in space?

Porynoir May 26th, 2012 6:52 PM

Because you can't spell space with air.

Why are teddy bears soft?

TheFattestSnorlax May 27th, 2012 5:21 AM

They were not supposed to be soft.

Why am I bored?

Hikamaru May 27th, 2012 5:29 AM

Why are you bored? Constant stalking of course.

Why are secret documents haunting me?

Porynoir May 27th, 2012 2:01 PM

Because they are part ghost type.

Why am I always in Other trivia?

Doa May 27th, 2012 4:02 PM

Because you're too enigmatic for General trivia.

Is this a question?

TheFallenUmbreon May 27th, 2012 5:16 PM

No, its an answer
What's the symbol at the end of this question O_o ?

Hikamaru May 27th, 2012 7:45 PM

Well, it's a question mark.

Why does no one recognize my Oshawott as "top percentage"?

invisible_light May 27th, 2012 7:52 PM

Because it's not actually an Oshawott. Obviously, it's Obama.

Why are babies so damn delicious?


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