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TheFattestSnorlax May 28th, 2012 9:50 AM

They're not delicious, they're hard as rocks!

Why would you murder anybody... it's pointless.

Doa May 28th, 2012 5:54 PM

Until you get a knife/sword/machete/poison dart/anything with a sharp tip.

Why are Pokemon talking to me?

TheFallenUmbreon May 28th, 2012 6:03 PM

You're a Pokemorph! You have your Great Grandmother's (a Gardevior) telaphy abilities!
Why am I not a Pokemorph? ):

TheFattestSnorlax June 2nd, 2012 9:07 AM

Because you're not a pokemon.

What if I get lost in a forest?

TheFattestSnorlax June 4th, 2012 6:46 AM

Maybe you just like New York.

Why is my life bad right now?

TheFallenUmbreon June 4th, 2012 5:48 PM

Uuuuuhhhh......cause you April Fooled urself in the middle of October xD
Why didn't I dress up for Halloween years ago?

ZeganZoma June 4th, 2012 8:22 PM

You and many other gingers hold the answers to life, and you won't tell us. :(

Who am I?

TheFinalBrandon June 5th, 2012 6:30 AM

Nooo, it's because the company that makes the razor hates you so much, they made razors designed to hurt you.

Are trees made of wood?

TheFattestSnorlax June 5th, 2012 8:59 AM

They're made of iron, silly!

Now where are my headphones?

derozio June 5th, 2012 9:26 AM

You thought they were something you sit on. So yeah, under you, as of now. :)

Why is it that I can't be Micheal's (archangel) vessel?

Reader_Maniac June 5th, 2012 10:12 PM

Because you were posting questions instead of looking for answers.


How did I get here?

TheFattestSnorlax June 6th, 2012 7:59 AM

You were directed here with a link.

Why isn't hiking fun?

TheFallenUmbreon June 6th, 2012 2:00 PM

Cause u have to use your head

How were sports invented?

TheFattestSnorlax June 7th, 2012 6:10 AM

Try getting rid of your acne.

Why are mopeds dangerous?

TheFattestSnorlax June 8th, 2012 6:25 AM

So many questions cannot be answered at the same time.

Should I join Minecraft?

Sweet Smoochum June 16th, 2012 12:28 AM

Would you mine'd if you were forced to make creepy crafts instead?

Should I wear a dress today, or stick to a pink top and black pants? ♀

Hikamaru June 16th, 2012 2:00 AM

Would you wear a dress if you have a trend for genderbending?

Should I use Derpy Hooves for my next theme?

TheFattestSnorlax June 16th, 2012 4:10 AM

Nooo... I think you should do Eve.. Affirmative?

Why can't I get popular?

Hikamaru June 16th, 2012 4:39 AM

Because Hikari is already popular.

Why did Bianca take Cheren's glasses?

WillPowerPedro June 29th, 2012 2:42 PM

Well, why wouldn't she? Dur.

Why can't I have a Brooklyn accent?!


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