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I can't sir, it's liquid
I got this from the Minecraft forums, thought it would be good here on Pokecommunity.
Heres how to game works: First, Poster 1 would say "Butler, (insert impossible task here)". Then Poster 2 would tell the Poster 1 how he did it. Example: Poster 1: Butler, cut this milk in half. Poster 2: Okay, I froze it then cut it in half. Example 2: Poster 1: Butler, jump off a cliff and live. Poster 2: Okay, the cliff was 3 feet tall. Okay, I'll start. Butler, bring me a Pikachu. |
Okay, I bring you a stuffed animal pikachu!
Butler, make that screech owl hang off your nose. |
Okay, good thing I trained it to hang off my nose!
Butler, rob Bestbuy. |
Sure, it's closed and it's a ghost town.
Butler, destroy that car with this toothbrush. |
Alright, I put a laser on it!
Butler, can you drive forward while in reverse? |
Okay, sir, I soaked the car with gasoline, lit the toothbrush on fire, and then threw the toothbrush onto the car!
Butler, we don't have any cake, but please bring me one for free... ^ DARN IT NINJA |
Okay, its a urinal cake.
Butler, give me a stuffed Genesect. |
K, just go to the store!
Butler, go crash down the Empire State Building. |
Sure, let me just use this explosive device attatched to this vehicle!
Butler, eat your own stomach! |
Ok, but first I need to puke it up first.
Butler, go burn water! |
Gasoline fire it is, then!
Butler, go make a perpetual energy machine! |
OK, but I made it so that Hikari10 can destroy all confidential information.
Butler, I demand more Poke Balls! |
Here you go. Too bad they don't work because this is the real world you know.
Butler, track town Julian Assange! |
Okay, he's right here.
Butler, get me a Babel fish! |
Here you go, but unfortunately it was poisoned.
Butler, get me glasses cos my eyesight is not good! |
Okay, here are Cheren's glasses, because everyone likes to pass them around!
Butler, turn into a dog! |
OK, here's your dog but got wet after a confrontation with a certain Oshawott...
Butler, I demand you ban One Direction from entering these premises! |
They were'nt coming, so okay!
Butler, go make water explode! |
Okay, I named a brick Water and blew it up!
Butler, extinguish the sun! |
Okay, I have a cousin named Waldo. Here he is!
Butler, make Hikari not like Oshawottz! |
Ookay, I genetically engineered a bunch of Oshawotts to look like Julian Assange and hid them in her room! She now has a chronic fear of them!
Butler, make a mole live in a tree! |
I already found a mole living in one of my trees, sir.
Butler, destroy this Xbox controller without using weapons or your hands! |
Okay, I used my feet!
Butler, make a normal gray squirrel fly from Kentucky to California without using a plane! |
*Hikari goes into rageface, referring to your last post*
Here's your squirrel, he was genetically engineered to have impressive jumping. Butler, bring me a koala that isn't lazy! |
Here, I designed a Koala robot that will obey your every command. Did I mention it has rockets for arms?!
Butler, go ahead and make Pluto a planet again. |
Okay, sir, it's bigger than the other planets in other galaxies!
Butler, cut this sandwich in half without using your hands, your feet, or tools to cut it with! |
Quote:
Butler, go eat a tree! |
Okay, it took over a month to finish the leftovers, but I did it!
Butler, prove to me the universe is NOT actually a giant sea monkey starter kit underneath a microscope and our God ISN'T a 13 year old overweight manic depressive kid named Billy, who has a fetish for old ladies who drink Monster, and a love for comic books! |
Okay. Forty-two.
Butler, dissect a frog and bring me its nose! |
All right, I bought the thing a nose and I'm giving it to you now. Make sure to give it back when you're finished.
Butler. Do tell who the fairest of them all is. |
Here you go. What's this? Hikari is the fairest? THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!
Butler, bring me a Poke Ball. |
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Here you go, Hikari10 tied him up.
Butler, I demand that you bring over Youngster Joey! |
There's a brat named Joey in my neighborhood who always brags about his stuff. I'll go get him...
Butler, put both legs back behind your head! |
Here you go, he's all tied up.
Butler, I demand you stop people joining Team Rocket! |
I took down the posters of Team Rocket. Now nobody will join because they don't know the number to call!
Butler, seek and capture Limanya. |
Here she is, with a handful of confidential information.
Butler, I demand you bring Tyler! |
I can't sir, it's liquid
I'm Tyler! In fact, everyone except Tyler is Tyler.
Butler, make me pretty! |
Gives you some lipstick.
Butler make throwing up fun. |
Here you go, I made everyone throw up rainbows.
Butler, I demand you arrest all the Bronies lurking these forums! |
He only arrest you...
Buter,I Demand you to buttle my car.. (this is suppose to say something from family guy but its inappropraite so here it is appropriate) |
Here you go.
Butler, I demand that all news is parodied by comedians. |
Ok, I sent an email to all comedians about news and how to parodize it in their shows.
Butler, bring my dead college mate back to life. |
Here he is... with robot parts.
Butler, I demand you examine all strong Pokemon Trainers! |
I went to the Elite Four and had them battle your twin Oshawotts. None won by the way.
Butler, I want you to become a bronie! |
Here are your ponies!
Butler, I demand you give me the mask of Anonymous! |
Buh-bam! There you go.
Butler, kill all criminals! |
Well, if I activate the Halo Rings and exterminate all organic life in the universe, then there can be no more criminals. Excluding robot criminals, of course.
Butler, eliminate all of the robot criminals. |
Ok. You did it for me.
Butler, join my upcoming thread! |
I just did it, sir.
Butler, I demand you pose with an American flag! |
I shall, sir.
BUtler, go figure out where Cyrus went. |
I went to Game Freak Headquarters with my cousin, Paul. He is a pro wrestler and we found out where he is. He is at *cough*.
Excuse me, Butler, teach me C++ and Java in 2 days. |
Here you go, sir. Your intelligence has increased dramatically.
Butler, I demand you bring Ash's original hat! |
[SIZE="a"]Here it is sir, but I had to take ash's head too.
BUTLER! Heal spike.[/SIZE] |
Of course, it is very dull now.
You there! Install that lava moat around the castle. |
Okay, I put the castle in a volcano!
Butler, go figure out why weirdos think I'm going to give them a legendary for their Eevee. |
okay those weirdos where drunk
Butler: Go watch golf and have fun |
Alright! It was ULTIMATE GOLF
to explain it would take to long, let me just say I've never seen a pigeon used that way before... BUTLER! Win against both Steven and Red in a 6v12 battle |
Alright, I used Action Replay!
Butler! Fetch me the Portal Gun! |
Ok i got a picture of one
Butler go fly. |
Okay, I jumped off a cliff, sir!
Butler, go ride a dolphin in the sky! (@Musketeer- I know where you stole that from. Santa Claus aint givin' it to you.) |
Did so, I did, by attaching the dolphin to a backdrop!
Butler, I request a football playing king in space! @Zayphora: Oh, durn it... :) |
That's an easy one, just go back in time, get a king, teach him football, then go take a spaceship.
Butler, get me a spaceship, on the double! |
NASA HACKED.
Butler, bring me moon rocks and mix them into a gel. |
Okay i bought hair gel and sprinkled glitter in it.
Butler take the gel and put it in ur undies. |
Here you go... and watch everyone laugh at me.
Butler, I demand you make laughter cure all medical conditions! |
Okay. Unfortunately, laughter is now a medical condition, and is harvested as a source of power.
I command thee to slayest the Hydra that nests atop Lightningrod Peak. |
Yes sir, I waited until it slept and got on it's back.
Butler, take me to Mars. |
Yes sir, I have organised NASA to take you there tomorrow.
butler, please do my chores. |
Sir, your bed and room are now clean, and the dishes are now washed.
Butler, teach me Japanese. |
Here is your Japanese translator.
Butler, I demand you make all Zubat leave the cave! |
Yes, sir. I just sprayed down the whole cave in Max Repels.
Butler, please divide by zero. |
Yes sir, butler divided by zero equals one whole butler.
Butler, please sign this contract. |
The contract has been signed, on the condition you let Hikari stare in your face.
Butler, protect all Pokemon Trainers! |
All Pokemon Trainers in bomb shelter.
Butler, please don't let Hikari stare in my face. |
Ok i gauged her eyes out.
Butler dont stand fly sit lay etc just be there OBEY ME |
Yes.
Butler, find out if the little light stays on when you close the refrigerator door. |
I put a camera in the fridge!
Butler, go get me a Thestral. |
I'm not entirely sure what that is, so here's an IOU.
My Court Mage has turned himself into a virus. Butler, help. |
Sir, I activated Norton Security software, so he should be quarintined and removed.
Butler, invent a lightning gun. |
Okay, I got Nikola Tesla to show up and do it for me! *electrocutes you*
Butler, go un-shatter the dreams of that little kid over there. |
Okay just a sec. Hey, kid, look at this.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6rmzeGql61ranhp2o1_100.gif Now he should forget that his dreams were ever shattered, mission accomplished. Butler, get me five teenagers so that I may give them super powers. |
No problem sire, I acquired them from the movie "Chronicle"!
Butler, fetch me Will Smith's flashy forgetfullness thingy! |
Sir, there was a flash, what did you want me to grab?
Butler, invent time travel. |
Okay, I'll just wait for myself to come travel back in time to give myself a time machine, and then give it to you.
Butler, create a paradox. |
Okay, the next thing I say is false. The last thing I said was true.
Butler, skydive without a parachute and survive. |
Okay, i did but the guide had one so i held to him.
Butler, please fetch this ball. |
Okay , I'll get my imaginary dog to fetch it for me.
Butler, bring me a zebra-donkey monkey. |
Here it is sir, fresh from the mad scientists.
Butler, please feed this creature. |
Ok i fed it air
Butler suckle on my toe. |
Uh. NO. Get the maid to.
Butler, take this money and buy all of Rome. |
ok all of rome is yours
Butler, give me an emblem |
Here is the You Asked For An Emblem When You Weren't Supposed To emblem.
Butler, go blow up the lake. |
Yes, ma'lady, but...where am I gonna find a giant Bob-Omb at this hour?
Butler, I yearn entertainment. I wanna see a moose humping a mouse. |
yes sir ill try to find it on youtube
Butler, collect me a jar of hearts |
Yes sir i got roxas to collect them http://www.fightersgeneration.com/nx/chars/valkenhayn-bow.gif
Butler kill darth vader |
Okay....I stole his inhaler and he had an asthma attack!! EHEHE
Butler, go catch MissingNo in BW. |
Okay, I used an action replay
Mr. Bultler, bring me a dream |
*gives poster for Final Fantasy VII remake*
Butler, give me Blue Shell immunity in Mario Kart. #reallyneedit |
Ok. Here. ITS A HOMEBREWED WII.
Butler, buy me seven of the most expensive deserts with your own money. Btw, here is your 50 dollar paycheck. Next one is next month... sucka. |
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