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Porynoir May 26th, 2012 4:48 PM

I can't sir, it's liquid
 
I got this from the Minecraft forums, thought it would be good here on Pokecommunity.
Heres how to game works: First, Poster 1 would say "Butler, (insert impossible task here)".
Then Poster 2 would tell the Poster 1 how he did it.
Example:

Poster 1: Butler, cut this milk in half.

Poster 2: Okay, I froze it then cut it in half.


Example 2:

Poster 1: Butler, jump off a cliff and live.

Poster 2: Okay, the cliff was 3 feet tall.


Okay, I'll start.

Butler, bring me a Pikachu.

Zayphora May 26th, 2012 4:50 PM

Okay, I bring you a stuffed animal pikachu!

Butler, make that screech owl hang off your nose.

Porynoir May 26th, 2012 4:53 PM

Okay, good thing I trained it to hang off my nose!

Butler, rob Bestbuy.

invisible_light May 26th, 2012 5:10 PM

Sure, it's closed and it's a ghost town.

Butler, destroy that car with this toothbrush.

mineox100 May 26th, 2012 5:53 PM

Alright, I put a laser on it!

Butler, can you drive forward while in reverse?

TheFattestSnorlax May 26th, 2012 5:55 PM

Okay, sir, I soaked the car with gasoline, lit the toothbrush on fire, and then threw the toothbrush onto the car!

Butler, we don't have any cake, but please bring me one for free...

^ DARN IT NINJA

Porynoir May 26th, 2012 6:21 PM

Okay, its a urinal cake.

Butler, give me a stuffed Genesect.

Winneon May 26th, 2012 6:31 PM

K, just go to the store!

Butler, go crash down the Empire State Building.

invisible_light May 26th, 2012 6:54 PM

Sure, let me just use this explosive device attatched to this vehicle!

Butler, eat your own stomach!

Winneon May 26th, 2012 7:09 PM

Ok, but first I need to puke it up first.

Butler, go burn water!

invisible_light May 26th, 2012 8:30 PM

Gasoline fire it is, then!

Butler, go make a perpetual energy machine!

Hikamaru May 26th, 2012 8:35 PM

OK, but I made it so that Hikari10 can destroy all confidential information.

Butler, I demand more Poke Balls!

TheFattestSnorlax May 27th, 2012 5:19 AM

Here you go. Too bad they don't work because this is the real world you know.

Butler, track town Julian Assange!

Zayphora May 27th, 2012 7:06 AM

Okay, he's right here.

Butler, get me a Babel fish!

Hikamaru May 27th, 2012 7:11 AM

Here you go, but unfortunately it was poisoned.

Butler, get me glasses cos my eyesight is not good!

Zayphora May 27th, 2012 7:16 AM

Okay, here are Cheren's glasses, because everyone likes to pass them around!

Butler, turn into a dog!

Hikamaru May 27th, 2012 9:19 PM

OK, here's your dog but got wet after a confrontation with a certain Oshawott...

Butler, I demand you ban One Direction from entering these premises!

Zayphora May 28th, 2012 6:38 AM

They were'nt coming, so okay!

Butler, go make water explode!

Porynoir May 28th, 2012 7:50 AM

Okay, I named a brick Water and blew it up!

Butler, extinguish the sun!

Porynoir May 28th, 2012 8:01 AM

Okay, I have a cousin named Waldo. Here he is!

Butler, make Hikari not like Oshawottz!

Zayphora May 28th, 2012 9:57 AM

Ookay, I genetically engineered a bunch of Oshawotts to look like Julian Assange and hid them in her room! She now has a chronic fear of them!

Butler, make a mole live in a tree!

TheFattestSnorlax May 28th, 2012 10:00 AM

I already found a mole living in one of my trees, sir.

Butler, destroy this Xbox controller without using weapons or your hands!

Zayphora May 28th, 2012 10:21 AM

Okay, I used my feet!

Butler, make a normal gray squirrel fly from Kentucky to California without using a plane!

Hikamaru May 28th, 2012 6:21 PM

*Hikari goes into rageface, referring to your last post*

Here's your squirrel, he was genetically engineered to have impressive jumping.

Butler, bring me a koala that isn't lazy!

Mockingjay May 28th, 2012 6:34 PM

Here, I designed a Koala robot that will obey your every command. Did I mention it has rockets for arms?!

Butler, go ahead and make Pluto a planet again.

TheFattestSnorlax May 29th, 2012 7:09 AM

Okay, sir, it's bigger than the other planets in other galaxies!

Butler, cut this sandwich in half without using your hands, your feet, or tools to cut it with!

Zayphora May 29th, 2012 4:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheFattestSnorlax (Post 7195881)
Okay, sir, it's bigger than the other planets in other galaxies!

Butler, cut this sandwich in half without using your hands, your feet, or tools to cut it with!

Okay, I made my nose-hanging screech owl cut it in half with his talons! Hey, they're not my feet, okay, sir?

Butler, go eat a tree!

invisible_light May 29th, 2012 9:57 PM

Okay, it took over a month to finish the leftovers, but I did it!

Butler, prove to me the universe is NOT actually a giant sea monkey starter kit underneath a microscope and our God ISN'T a 13 year old overweight manic depressive kid named Billy, who has a fetish for old ladies who drink Monster, and a love for comic books!

Zayphora May 30th, 2012 1:02 PM

Okay. Forty-two.


Butler, dissect a frog and bring me its nose!

Pokestick, good times. May 30th, 2012 9:41 PM

All right, I bought the thing a nose and I'm giving it to you now. Make sure to give it back when you're finished.

Butler. Do tell who the fairest of them all is.

Hikamaru May 30th, 2012 10:23 PM

Here you go. What's this? Hikari is the fairest? THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!

Butler, bring me a Poke Ball.

invisible_light May 30th, 2012 11:25 PM

Here you go.
http://mascot.crystalxp.net/png/kawax-pokeball-3097.png

Butler, find me Chris Conley!

Hikamaru May 30th, 2012 11:42 PM

Here you go, Hikari10 tied him up.

Butler, I demand that you bring over Youngster Joey!

TheFattestSnorlax May 31st, 2012 7:19 AM

There's a brat named Joey in my neighborhood who always brags about his stuff. I'll go get him...

Butler, put both legs back behind your head!

Hikamaru May 31st, 2012 9:27 PM

Here you go, he's all tied up.

Butler, I demand you stop people joining Team Rocket!

TheFattestSnorlax June 1st, 2012 6:54 AM

I took down the posters of Team Rocket. Now nobody will join because they don't know the number to call!

Butler, seek and capture Limanya.

Hikamaru June 1st, 2012 6:58 AM

Here she is, with a handful of confidential information.

Butler, I demand you bring Tyler!

invisible_light June 1st, 2012 11:58 PM

I can't sir, it's liquid
 
I'm Tyler! In fact, everyone except Tyler is Tyler.

Butler, make me pretty!

pokemonranger109 June 2nd, 2012 3:00 AM

Gives you some lipstick.
Butler make throwing up fun.

Hikamaru June 2nd, 2012 3:05 AM

Here you go, I made everyone throw up rainbows.

Butler, I demand you arrest all the Bronies lurking these forums!

pokemonranger109 June 2nd, 2012 3:11 AM

He only arrest you...
Buter,I Demand you to buttle my car..
(this is suppose to say something from family guy but its inappropraite so here it is appropriate)

Hikamaru June 10th, 2012 1:23 AM

Here you go.

Butler, I demand that all news is parodied by comedians.

WillPowerPedro June 29th, 2012 12:20 PM

Ok, I sent an email to all comedians about news and how to parodize it in their shows.

Butler, bring my dead college mate back to life.

Hikamaru July 1st, 2012 2:45 AM

Here he is... with robot parts.

Butler, I demand you examine all strong Pokemon Trainers!

WillPowerPedro July 1st, 2012 5:02 AM

I went to the Elite Four and had them battle your twin Oshawotts. None won by the way.

Butler, I want you to become a bronie!

Hikamaru July 1st, 2012 7:20 AM

Here are your ponies!

Butler, I demand you give me the mask of Anonymous!

WillPowerPedro July 2nd, 2012 9:11 AM

Buh-bam! There you go.

Butler, kill all criminals!

The Noob Hacker July 3rd, 2012 11:17 AM

Well, if I activate the Halo Rings and exterminate all organic life in the universe, then there can be no more criminals. Excluding robot criminals, of course.

Butler, eliminate all of the robot criminals.

WillPowerPedro July 3rd, 2012 12:25 PM

Ok. You did it for me.

Butler, join my upcoming thread!

Hikamaru July 4th, 2012 10:01 PM

I just did it, sir.

Butler, I demand you pose with an American flag!

Zayphora July 5th, 2012 11:08 AM

I shall, sir.

BUtler, go figure out where Cyrus went.

WillPowerPedro July 5th, 2012 1:10 PM

I went to Game Freak Headquarters with my cousin, Paul. He is a pro wrestler and we found out where he is. He is at *cough*.

Excuse me, Butler, teach me C++ and Java in 2 days.

Hikamaru July 5th, 2012 6:42 PM

Here you go, sir. Your intelligence has increased dramatically.

Butler, I demand you bring Ash's original hat!

Black Hawk July 5th, 2012 6:51 PM

[SIZE="a"]Here it is sir, but I had to take ash's head too.

BUTLER! Heal spike.[/SIZE]

The Noob Hacker July 5th, 2012 7:38 PM

Of course, it is very dull now.

You there! Install that lava moat around the castle.

Zayphora July 6th, 2012 5:05 AM

Okay, I put the castle in a volcano!

Butler, go figure out why weirdos think I'm going to give them a legendary for their Eevee.

lloebet July 6th, 2012 8:21 AM

okay those weirdos where drunk

Butler: Go watch golf and have fun

Twilight-kun July 6th, 2012 8:47 AM

Alright! It was ULTIMATE GOLF
to explain it would take to long, let me just say I've never seen a pigeon used that way before...

BUTLER! Win against both Steven and Red in a 6v12 battle

Dying Light July 6th, 2012 9:36 AM

Alright, I used Action Replay!

Butler! Fetch me the Portal Gun!

lloebet July 6th, 2012 11:22 AM

Ok i got a picture of one

Butler go fly.

Zayphora July 6th, 2012 12:46 PM

Okay, I jumped off a cliff, sir!

Butler, go ride a dolphin in the sky!

(@Musketeer- I know where you stole that from. Santa Claus aint givin' it to you.)

Dying Light July 6th, 2012 1:50 PM

Did so, I did, by attaching the dolphin to a backdrop!

Butler, I request a football playing king in space!

@Zayphora: Oh, durn it... :)

The Noob Hacker July 6th, 2012 2:03 PM

That's an easy one, just go back in time, get a king, teach him football, then go take a spaceship.

Butler, get me a spaceship, on the double!

WillPowerPedro July 6th, 2012 2:42 PM

NASA HACKED.

Butler, bring me moon rocks and mix them into a gel.

lloebet July 6th, 2012 5:39 PM

Okay i bought hair gel and sprinkled glitter in it.
Butler take the gel and put it in ur undies.

Hikamaru July 6th, 2012 9:12 PM

Here you go... and watch everyone laugh at me.

Butler, I demand you make laughter cure all medical conditions!

The Noob Hacker July 7th, 2012 2:15 AM

Okay. Unfortunately, laughter is now a medical condition, and is harvested as a source of power.

I command thee to slayest the Hydra that nests atop Lightningrod Peak.

BlazingLink July 7th, 2012 5:03 AM

Yes sir, I waited until it slept and got on it's back.

Butler, take me to Mars.

diab_low July 7th, 2012 7:09 AM

Yes sir, I have organised NASA to take you there tomorrow.

butler, please do my chores.

BlazingLink July 7th, 2012 7:16 AM

Sir, your bed and room are now clean, and the dishes are now washed.

Butler, teach me Japanese.

Hikamaru July 7th, 2012 7:24 AM

Here is your Japanese translator.

Butler, I demand you make all Zubat leave the cave!

BlazingLink July 7th, 2012 7:28 AM

Yes, sir. I just sprayed down the whole cave in Max Repels.

Butler, please divide by zero.

diab_low July 7th, 2012 7:31 AM

Yes sir, butler divided by zero equals one whole butler.

Butler, please sign this contract.

Hikamaru July 7th, 2012 7:33 AM

The contract has been signed, on the condition you let Hikari stare in your face.

Butler, protect all Pokemon Trainers!

diab_low July 7th, 2012 7:48 AM

All Pokemon Trainers in bomb shelter.

Butler, please don't let Hikari stare in my face.

lloebet July 7th, 2012 10:27 AM

Ok i gauged her eyes out.

Butler dont stand fly sit lay etc just be there


OBEY ME

The Noob Hacker July 7th, 2012 1:06 PM

Yes.

Butler, find out if the little light stays on when you close the refrigerator door.

Zayphora July 7th, 2012 3:37 PM

I put a camera in the fridge!

Butler, go get me a Thestral.

The Noob Hacker July 7th, 2012 4:31 PM

I'm not entirely sure what that is, so here's an IOU.

My Court Mage has turned himself into a virus. Butler, help.

BlazingLink July 7th, 2012 4:53 PM

Sir, I activated Norton Security software, so he should be quarintined and removed.

Butler, invent a lightning gun.

Zayphora July 7th, 2012 4:59 PM

Okay, I got Nikola Tesla to show up and do it for me! *electrocutes you*

Butler, go un-shatter the dreams of that little kid over there.

The Noob Hacker July 7th, 2012 5:39 PM

Okay just a sec. Hey, kid, look at this.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6rmzeGql61ranhp2o1_100.gif

Now he should forget that his dreams were ever shattered, mission accomplished.

Butler, get me five teenagers so that I may give them super powers.

Dying Light July 7th, 2012 5:55 PM

No problem sire, I acquired them from the movie "Chronicle"!

Butler, fetch me Will Smith's flashy forgetfullness thingy!

BlazingLink July 7th, 2012 6:46 PM

Sir, there was a flash, what did you want me to grab?

Butler, invent time travel.

The Noob Hacker July 7th, 2012 6:50 PM

Okay, I'll just wait for myself to come travel back in time to give myself a time machine, and then give it to you.

Butler, create a paradox.

BlazingLink July 7th, 2012 6:52 PM

Okay, the next thing I say is false. The last thing I said was true.

Butler, skydive without a parachute and survive.

diab_low July 8th, 2012 12:42 AM

Okay, i did but the guide had one so i held to him.

Butler, please fetch this ball.

Treecko July 8th, 2012 12:46 AM

Okay , I'll get my imaginary dog to fetch it for me.

Butler, bring me a zebra-donkey monkey.

diab_low July 8th, 2012 12:50 AM

Here it is sir, fresh from the mad scientists.

Butler, please feed this creature.

lloebet July 8th, 2012 10:16 AM

Ok i fed it air

Butler suckle on my toe.

WillPowerPedro July 8th, 2012 5:18 PM

Uh. NO. Get the maid to.

Butler, take this money and buy all of Rome.

diab_low July 9th, 2012 7:46 AM

ok all of rome is yours

Butler, give me an emblem

Zayphora July 9th, 2012 3:55 PM

Here is the You Asked For An Emblem When You Weren't Supposed To emblem.

Butler, go blow up the lake.

The Grubby Pup July 9th, 2012 4:25 PM

Yes, ma'lady, but...where am I gonna find a giant Bob-Omb at this hour?

Butler, I yearn entertainment. I wanna see a moose humping a mouse.

diab_low July 10th, 2012 7:10 AM

yes sir ill try to find it on youtube

Butler, collect me a jar of hearts

lloebet July 10th, 2012 9:59 AM

Yes sir i got roxas to collect them http://www.fightersgeneration.com/nx/chars/valkenhayn-bow.gif

Butler kill darth vader

Zayphora July 10th, 2012 10:16 AM

Okay....I stole his inhaler and he had an asthma attack!! EHEHE

Butler, go catch MissingNo in BW.

Lt. Col. Fantastic July 10th, 2012 12:45 PM

Okay, I used an action replay

Mr. Bultler, bring me a dream

NatureKeeper July 10th, 2012 1:07 PM

*gives poster for Final Fantasy VII remake*

Butler, give me Blue Shell immunity in Mario Kart.

#reallyneedit

WillPowerPedro July 10th, 2012 3:23 PM

Ok. Here. ITS A HOMEBREWED WII.

Butler, buy me seven of the most expensive deserts with your own money. Btw, here is your 50 dollar paycheck. Next one is next month... sucka.


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