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Here are your deserts sir.
Butler, I have no money can you lend me some. |
Yes i stole some from the bank and gave it to you http://www.fightersgeneration.com/nx/chars/valkenhayn-bow.gif
Butler now can you suckle on my toe? |
Yes sir I will drug you and then you will think I did.
Butler, can you go to sleep for me now |
Very well. I'll take a nap and then hit you with a shot of pure liquid caffeine.
Butler, I need to contact Batman but my Bat Signal is at the cleaners. Do something. |
I AM BATMAN!
Butler, be a noob beyond space and time. |
Yes sir, I have been rated biggest noob in all space and time.
Butler, can you make me a very intelligent theory. |
Yes sir, me and my team of scientist who know what that is will be right on it.
Butler, can you swim on air for me? |
Yes sir but can you hold me up
Butler, can you make you avatar on PC a picture of Julian Assange. |
Yes, yes I can. But I won't.
I need photos, photos of Spider-Man! |
Here you go pal.
Butler, I demand you destroy any troll that isn't Homestuck related. |
Okay. Hey GHOST, come here and go kill all these people.
Butler, go stop Youngster Joey from calling me. |
Here's Joey's phone number.
Butler, please help all the Audino who were slayed by Trainers needing EXP. |
I gave them all an ice cream cone.
Butler, my snow cone is too cold, do something. |
I set it on fire, sir.
Butler, go and catch the Original Dragon. |
I did. But then I accidently dropped the cage off a cliff.
Butler, make me Ghost Pepper Soup! |
Here you go pal.
Butler, make all Voltorbs unable to blow up! |
I sprayed them with my magic don't-blow-up spray!
Butler, turn into a dog. |
Ok, good thing I'm a spy. *puts on dog mask*.
BUTLER, go fetch me the Holy Grail. |
Here you go sir.
Butler, bring me... all the Gym Badges! |
Ok madam. I'll be back after I discover the Pokemon world and explore it's regions.
Butler, play me the best song ever. |
K I'm playing it now but don't know if you can hear it.
Butler, show me a picture of yourself. |
ok here you go http://www.mmaplayground.com/forums/i/pi/645129_1.jpg
Butler brush my teeth |
Done, sir. You should find a miniature horsehair brush in each of your teeth. :)
Butler, make me a wooden plaque, but without the wood. |
Here is your wood free plaque
Butler, can you please save the Coral Reefs. |
Done, sir. Thank God for Dragon Balls.
Butler, can you make the Call of Duty games good? |
Zap! Done, I took Activision out of the editing phase.
Butler, make a way for pages to auto-refresh with no lag. |
Here try this new web browser http://www.diab_lowlagfree.com
Butler, Please take al the stress away from me. |
FLASHY MEMORY-ERASING THING TIME!!!!!
Butler go find me a green monkey. And you can't paint it or anything. |
I borrowed a time machine and guess what was in Cameroon during the Midevil times? GREEN MONKEYS.
Butler, make sure NASA doesn't know about the stolen time machine. |
*boom* There was a NASA organization?
BUTLER, go get me one of Zeus' lightning bolts. NO FLYING PLEASE. |
I made you Percy Jackson.
Butler, please get rid of all the corny shows on TV these days. |
Boom. Done.
Butler, make my Lugia shiny. I'm bored of hunting it day in and day out. |
Ok i painted it pink
butler make me a penguin out of oreos |
Here sir your chocolate penguin is ready.
Butler, please don't eat too much chocolate. |
Okay. I made you eat it.
Butler go ride a squid. |
I have a squid sattle I bought from Hikari.
Butler, get me 10 BLACK inc sacs. Make sure they are GREEN. |
Done, sir, I simply colored them with my Emo Rainbow coloring set.
Butler, go get me some Unobtanium. |
I borrowed a ground drill.
Butler, get a fish the size of both my arms. Then cook it. Serve it to me at dinner time. |
Here's your food, sir.
Butler, bring me a box full of Bronies! |
I duplicated myself like a million times!
Butler, successful delay the Summer Olympics! |
Here you go boss, the Olympics are now delayed by another 4 years.
Butler, I demand you make all comedy have memes incorporated in it! |
I made clones of comedians and added your traits to them. They are completely meme'd out now.
BUTLER, drink Mercury and not die. |
i cant mercury is a solid planet
butler make pokemon real |
I can't sir, it's fiction.
(Also, he meant mercury by the element, not the planet.) Butler! Make a meme related to Pokemon! |
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as for your request just go to pokememes butler make amagikarp meal |
Here you go sir, straight from the seas of Kanto. I had to use a chainsaw to cut it's hard scales.
Butler, tell me which came first, the chicken or the egg? |
the dinosaurs came first
butler why am i asking so many questions? |
I can't answer because you want to learn something.
Butler, give me all the Oshawott plushies you can find! |
Here we go there are more than 1000000000000000000000000000000+ plushies there.
Butler turn this to gold. |
Fine, here's Rumplestiltskin...
Butler, climb to the top of the Empire State building and do something ridiculous. Like sing Bohemian Rhapsody into a megaphone. And don't get embarrassed. |
Ugh this is weird but no embarrassment
Butler please love me (Hope next poster is female) |
Here you go, and you fall in love with Hikari.
Butler, bring me all the boys who confused me. |
I believe they are already waiting for you in the Gender Race thread.
Butler, please figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop |
Ohh pass me a tootsie roll pop cos I've never seen one
Butler teach me how to speak Americano. |
I think i'll save this thread from oblivian.
Okay here use rosseta stone. Butler Jump off that cliff and survive. |
No problemo, sir, all the butlers carry a discrete jetpack under their clothes.
Butler, please catch a fly before it notices and flies away. |
Okay ill stick fly paper somwhere and get it :3
Butler Kill a cat then make it a zombie. |
you underestimate the power of Umbrella Corp & Butlers
Butler, please make a Dunsparce part of a competitive team and win one match. |
Okay, I equipped it with a machine gun. That may help.
Butler, go to Argentina and get me a cherry margarita and a burrito. |
Okay. I used your money.
Butler go cause a paradox. |
Okay, I brought you into the Paradox. Hope you have a nice life there! Just remember I ain't your butler, I have only done it due to asking you to do a favour.
BUTLER, FREEZE ICE. |
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