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diab_low July 11th, 2012 6:23 AM

Here are your deserts sir.

Butler, I have no money can you lend me some.

lloebet July 11th, 2012 10:35 AM

Yes i stole some from the bank and gave it to you http://www.fightersgeneration.com/nx/chars/valkenhayn-bow.gif
Butler now can you suckle on my toe?

diab_low July 12th, 2012 6:39 AM

Yes sir I will drug you and then you will think I did.

Butler, can you go to sleep for me now

The Noob Hacker July 13th, 2012 11:05 AM

Very well. I'll take a nap and then hit you with a shot of pure liquid caffeine.

Butler, I need to contact Batman but my Bat Signal is at the cleaners. Do something.

WillPowerPedro July 13th, 2012 5:29 PM

I AM BATMAN!

Butler, be a noob beyond space and time.

diab_low July 13th, 2012 10:31 PM

Yes sir, I have been rated biggest noob in all space and time.

Butler, can you make me a very intelligent theory.

Treecko July 14th, 2012 4:58 AM

Yes sir, me and my team of scientist who know what that is will be right on it.



Butler, can you swim on air for me?

diab_low July 14th, 2012 5:12 AM

Yes sir but can you hold me up

Butler, can you make you avatar on PC a picture of Julian Assange.

The Noob Hacker July 14th, 2012 7:21 AM

Yes, yes I can. But I won't.

I need photos, photos of Spider-Man!

Hikamaru July 14th, 2012 5:05 PM

Here you go pal.

Butler, I demand you destroy any troll that isn't Homestuck related.

Zayphora July 14th, 2012 6:21 PM

Okay. Hey GHOST, come here and go kill all these people.

Butler, go stop Youngster Joey from calling me.

Hikamaru July 14th, 2012 7:23 PM

Here's Joey's phone number.

Butler, please help all the Audino who were slayed by Trainers needing EXP.

The Noob Hacker July 15th, 2012 11:44 AM

I gave them all an ice cream cone.

Butler, my snow cone is too cold, do something.

Zayphora July 15th, 2012 5:18 PM

I set it on fire, sir.

Butler, go and catch the Original Dragon.

Porynoir July 17th, 2012 6:31 PM

I did. But then I accidently dropped the cage off a cliff.

Butler, make me Ghost Pepper Soup!

Hikamaru July 18th, 2012 3:59 AM

Here you go pal.

Butler, make all Voltorbs unable to blow up!

Zayphora July 18th, 2012 1:08 PM

I sprayed them with my magic don't-blow-up spray!

Butler, turn into a dog.

xelarator July 18th, 2012 9:08 PM

Ok, good thing I'm a spy. *puts on dog mask*.

BUTLER, go fetch me the Holy Grail.

Hikamaru July 19th, 2012 2:19 AM

Here you go sir.

Butler, bring me... all the Gym Badges!

Treecko July 19th, 2012 2:27 AM

Ok madam. I'll be back after I discover the Pokemon world and explore it's regions.


Butler, play me the best song ever.

diab_low July 19th, 2012 2:32 AM

K I'm playing it now but don't know if you can hear it.

Butler, show me a picture of yourself.

lloebet July 21st, 2012 11:38 AM

ok here you go http://www.mmaplayground.com/forums/i/pi/645129_1.jpg
Butler brush my teeth

Jacinth July 21st, 2012 12:52 PM

Done, sir. You should find a miniature horsehair brush in each of your teeth. :)

Butler, make me a wooden plaque, but without the wood.

diab_low July 21st, 2012 2:58 PM

Here is your wood free plaque

Butler, can you please save the Coral Reefs.

machomuu July 21st, 2012 3:02 PM

Done, sir. Thank God for Dragon Balls.

Butler, can you make the Call of Duty games good?

WillPowerPedro July 21st, 2012 3:11 PM

Zap! Done, I took Activision out of the editing phase.

Butler, make a way for pages to auto-refresh with no lag.

diab_low July 21st, 2012 3:43 PM

Here try this new web browser http://www.diab_lowlagfree.com

Butler, Please take al the stress away from me.

Zayphora July 21st, 2012 4:28 PM

FLASHY MEMORY-ERASING THING TIME!!!!!

Butler go find me a green monkey. And you can't paint it or anything.

WillPowerPedro July 21st, 2012 4:47 PM

I borrowed a time machine and guess what was in Cameroon during the Midevil times? GREEN MONKEYS.

Butler, make sure NASA doesn't know about the stolen time machine.

xelarator July 21st, 2012 5:35 PM

*boom* There was a NASA organization?

BUTLER, go get me one of Zeus' lightning bolts. NO FLYING PLEASE.

WillPowerPedro July 21st, 2012 5:54 PM

I made you Percy Jackson.

Butler, please get rid of all the corny shows on TV these days.

ShinyJohtomaster July 21st, 2012 7:00 PM

Boom. Done.
Butler, make my Lugia shiny. I'm bored of hunting it day in and day out.

lloebet July 21st, 2012 7:06 PM

Ok i painted it pink
butler make me a penguin out of oreos

diab_low July 21st, 2012 7:26 PM

Here sir your chocolate penguin is ready.

Butler, please don't eat too much chocolate.

Zayphora July 22nd, 2012 8:00 AM

Okay. I made you eat it.

Butler go ride a squid.

WillPowerPedro July 22nd, 2012 12:33 PM

I have a squid sattle I bought from Hikari.

Butler, get me 10 BLACK inc sacs. Make sure they are GREEN.

machomuu July 22nd, 2012 12:35 PM

Done, sir, I simply colored them with my Emo Rainbow coloring set.

Butler, go get me some Unobtanium.

WillPowerPedro July 22nd, 2012 12:50 PM

I borrowed a ground drill.

Butler, get a fish the size of both my arms. Then cook it. Serve it to me at dinner time.

Hikamaru July 27th, 2012 1:57 AM

Here's your food, sir.

Butler, bring me a box full of Bronies!

WillPowerPedro July 27th, 2012 12:40 PM

I duplicated myself like a million times!

Butler, successful delay the Summer Olympics!

Hikamaru August 2nd, 2012 5:31 AM

Here you go boss, the Olympics are now delayed by another 4 years.

Butler, I demand you make all comedy have memes incorporated in it!

WillPowerPedro August 2nd, 2012 9:29 PM

I made clones of comedians and added your traits to them. They are completely meme'd out now.

BUTLER, drink Mercury and not die.

google123 August 4th, 2012 9:21 PM

i cant mercury is a solid planet

butler make pokemon real

Rayshin August 4th, 2012 9:23 PM

I can't sir, it's fiction.
(Also, he meant mercury by the element, not the planet.)
Butler! Make a meme related to Pokemon!

google123 August 4th, 2012 9:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel Evans (Post 7286732)
I can't sir, it's fiction.
(Also, he meant mercury by the element, not the planet.)
Butler! Make a meme related to Pokemon!

i already knew that i was just trolling

as for your request just go to pokememes
butler make amagikarp meal

Treecko August 5th, 2012 12:08 AM

Here you go sir, straight from the seas of Kanto. I had to use a chainsaw to cut it's hard scales.


Butler, tell me which came first, the chicken or the egg?

google123 August 5th, 2012 12:50 AM

the dinosaurs came first

butler why am i asking so many questions?

Hikamaru August 14th, 2012 12:38 AM

I can't answer because you want to learn something.

Butler, give me all the Oshawott plushies you can find!

diab_low August 14th, 2012 3:31 AM

Here we go there are more than 1000000000000000000000000000000+ plushies there.

Butler turn this to gold.

Zayphora August 14th, 2012 3:42 AM

Fine, here's Rumplestiltskin...

Butler, climb to the top of the Empire State building and do something ridiculous. Like sing Bohemian Rhapsody into a megaphone. And don't get embarrassed.

diab_low August 14th, 2012 4:01 AM

Ugh this is weird but no embarrassment

Butler please love me (Hope next poster is female)

Hikamaru August 14th, 2012 4:22 AM

Here you go, and you fall in love with Hikari.

Butler, bring me all the boys who confused me.

Arcturus. August 14th, 2012 4:27 AM

I believe they are already waiting for you in the Gender Race thread.

Butler, please figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

diab_low August 14th, 2012 5:14 AM

Ohh pass me a tootsie roll pop cos I've never seen one

Butler teach me how to speak Americano.

lloebet August 29th, 2012 1:17 PM

I think i'll save this thread from oblivian.
Okay here use rosseta stone.
Butler Jump off that cliff and survive.

Pretor54 August 29th, 2012 1:32 PM

No problemo, sir, all the butlers carry a discrete jetpack under their clothes.
Butler, please catch a fly before it notices and flies away.

lloebet August 29th, 2012 1:37 PM

Okay ill stick fly paper somwhere and get it :3
Butler Kill a cat then make it a zombie.

Pretor54 August 29th, 2012 1:45 PM

you underestimate the power of Umbrella Corp & Butlers
Butler, please make a Dunsparce part of a competitive team and win one match.

Snowdrop August 29th, 2012 3:03 PM

Okay, I equipped it with a machine gun. That may help.

Butler, go to Argentina and get me a cherry margarita and a burrito.

Zayphora August 29th, 2012 3:59 PM

Okay. I used your money.

Butler go cause a paradox.

Affliction September 3rd, 2012 3:15 AM

Okay, I brought you into the Paradox. Hope you have a nice life there! Just remember I ain't your butler, I have only done it due to asking you to do a favour.

BUTLER, FREEZE ICE.


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