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Organs of the Body
I don't know if any of you saw this joke before, but here it is:
Organs of the body All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The moral of the story? The assh*le is usually in charge! |
XD Very uh...Interesting :P
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Radical Edward, please use at least 4 words in each post.
OMG... that's... weird... XD |
I think I get it. Its very bad for your health to force yourself to not remove waste.
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Hmmmm... What's the point of this thread??
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XD! I personally have a demented sense of humor and find this quite funny.
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Ummm very intiresting XD but it was a bit funny (i guess XD)
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What a wonderful story, Nick! I wanted the brain to win. The eyes and the legs didn't seem so overpowering. o.o |
Oh, thanks, but I didn't make it up. I saw it on a Real World/Road Rules Message Board. Sorry if I didn't make that clear enough, but I'm glad most fo you enjoyed the joke.
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