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^^NICK^^ v.3.0 January 18th, 2005 1:58 PM

Organs of the Body
 
I don't know if any of you saw this joke before, but here it is:

Organs of the body

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide
who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the
body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate
oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food
and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body
wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body
to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible
for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him,
so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach
was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood
was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story?

The assh*le is usually in charge!

AngelWolfie January 18th, 2005 5:47 PM

XD Very uh...Interesting :P

Kylie-chan January 18th, 2005 5:50 PM

Radical Edward, please use at least 4 words in each post.

OMG... that's... weird... XD

B-Baller January 18th, 2005 6:36 PM

I think I get it. Its very bad for your health to force yourself to not remove waste.

Luis Kazuya January 21st, 2005 10:00 PM

Hmmmm... What's the point of this thread??

Shana January 22nd, 2005 6:11 AM

XD! I personally have a demented sense of humor and find this quite funny.

Sassydoll76 January 22nd, 2005 6:21 AM

Ummm very intiresting XD but it was a bit funny (i guess XD)

Lady Pearl January 22nd, 2005 10:15 AM

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What a wonderful story, Nick! I wanted the brain to win. The eyes and the legs didn't seem so overpowering. o.o

^^NICK^^ v.3.0 January 22nd, 2005 11:15 AM

Oh, thanks, but I didn't make it up. I saw it on a Real World/Road Rules Message Board. Sorry if I didn't make that clear enough, but I'm glad most fo you enjoyed the joke.


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