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ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 7:13 PM

And Hydro Pumps Infernape while it's climbing out of the exit.

A Diglett digs it's way into a bar. Saying Dig-Dig-Diglett Dig-Dig-Diglett.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 9:03 PM

And gets mistaken for a whack a mole game xD

So a flygon flies into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 9:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadowstriker184 (Post 7354876)
And gets mistaken for a whack a mole game xD

So a flygon flies into a bar...

LMFAO!! :laugh: that was actually hilarious

And whips up a sandstorm with Sandstorm

An angry Tyranitar runs into a bar.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 9:18 PM

xD thanks

And hyper beams ash for having her baby.

So a Ludicolo dances his way into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 9:25 PM

And bumps into the angry Tyranitar. The angry Tyranitar looks at it with an evil look, Ludicolo starts shaking from fear. Tyranitar then ties Ludicolo down to a table and unleashes it's most powerful Hyper Beam ever!

A Sentret hops into a bar.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 9:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShinyUmbreon189 (Post 7354905)
And bumps into the angry Tyranitar. The angry Tyranitar looks at it with an evil look, Ludicolo starts shaking from fear. Tyranitar then ties Ludicolo down to a table and unleashes it's most powerful Hyper Beam ever!

A Sentret hops into a bar.

:D

And gets caught in a cage set up by team rocket to catch pikachu

So a pikachu walks into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 9:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadowstriker184 (Post 7354909)
:D

And gets caught in a cage set up by team rocket to catch pikachu

So a pikachu walks into a bar...

LOL! Ok this is starting to turn more into a comedy type thread. So I'm gonna add the spark it needs to get better

The Pikachu notices Sentret is caught in a cage and keeps using Thunderbolt hoping to free the Sentret but keeps zapping the crap out of it.

A black belt Hitmonchan walks into a bar.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 9:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShinyUmbreon189 (Post 7354911)
LOL! Ok this is starting to turn more into a comedy type thread. So I'm gonna add the spark it needs to get better

The Pikachu notices Sentret is caught in a cage and keeps using Thunderbolt hoping to free the Sentret but keeps zapping the crap out of it.

A black belt Hitmonchan walks into a bar.

OMG Lets roll with it

And uses Mach punch to free Sentret, and they both walk out happily

So a Hitmonlee walks into Hitmonchan trying to walk into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 9:41 PM

Hitmonlee's thinking I hope hes cool with, ya he's cool nothing gonna happen I'm good hes not gonna *BWHAM* the Hitmonchan uses Mega Punch. Hitmonchan thinks, "That's what happens when you mess with a black belt bytch!"

A Hitmontop spins into a bar and sees Hitmonlee layed out.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 9:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShinyUmbreon189 (Post 7354923)
Hitmonlee's thinking I hope hes cool with, ya he's cool nothing gonna happen I'm good hes not gonna *BWHAM* the Hitmonchan uses Mega Punch. Hitmonchan thinks, "That's what happens when you mess with a black belt bytch!"

A Hitmontop spins into a bar and sees Hitmonlee layed out.

:D This is so funny

And proceeds to Triple kicks Hitmonchan for wasting his brother.

So a Tyrogue sees all that violence while walking into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 9:50 PM

Goes and grabs a punching bag, sets it up in the middle of the bar. The trio doesn't notice Tyrogue is in there so Tyrogue starts punching and kicking it hoping for an evolution. The trio then hears the punching bag and Tyrogue making noises. So they all go over there. Hitmonchan uses Mach Punch, then Hitmontop uses Triple Kick on it, and then Hitmonlee High Jump Kicks it out of the bar.

A Machamp with 600 lb dumbbells in each hand walks in.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 9:59 PM

And smacks some sense into the Hitmons while using his free hand to order a drink.

So an umbreon walks into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 10:02 PM

Oh god this can't be good. He's weak to fighting and there's 4 fighting Pokemon in there.
Umbreon leaves and brings back his homie Espeon. They all charge after Umbreon but Espeon uses Psychic to stop them in the air. Umbreon then uses Mean Look and spits Toxic on all of them while they are in the air from Psychic. They struggle to escape but they get thrown out of the bar.

So a Gastly hovers into a bar.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShinyUmbreon189 (Post 7354941)
Oh god this can't be good. He's weak to fighting and there's 4 fighting Pokemon in there.
Umbreon leaves and brings back his homie Espeon. They all charge after Umbreon but Espeon uses Psychic to stop them in the air. Umbreon then uses Mean Look and spits Toxic on all of them while they are in the air from Psychic. They struggle to escape but they get thrown out of the bar.

So a Gastly hovers into a bar.

LMFAO

And runs into his mom Gengar on a stripper pole O.O Awkward...

So a Flareon walks into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 10:10 PM

That is very awkward.

Get's a little too drunk and catches the bar on fire with Flamethrower *bar burns down*

A Pidgey flies over the what used to be a bar, turns around and sees the bartender and lands.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 10:12 PM

And proceeds to take off, pooping on the bartenders head.

So a Glaceon walks into the ruins of a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 10:16 PM

And notices Flareon still using Flamethrower so calls the Poke 5-0, Officer Jenny runs over with Growilthe and arrests the drunk criminal.

A Wailord ends up in the bar after a Hurricane.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 10:23 PM

And hooks up with a skitty. HSOWA. Need I say more?

So a Swampert walks into a newly built bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 10:25 PM

That Skitty must of been trashed.

And uses Earthquake to test the bar and it doesn't fall so it Hydro Pumps Skitty out cos It's racist to anything not water type.

A Zapdos flies into the bar.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShinyUmbreon189 (Post 7354964)
That Skitty must of been trashed.

And uses Earthquake to test the bar and it doesn't fall so it Hydro Pumps Skitty out cos It's racist to anything not water type.

A Zapdos flies into the bar.

xD

And says ouch. Swampert rushes out to try to help, but ends up using Ice beam and kills it. Swampert and Wailord go happily back to the ocean.

So a Celibi walks into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 10:34 PM

And notices nobody there and lays it's head down cos It started feeling sick from drinking so much and falls asleep.

A Chandalure hovers into a bar.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 10:37 PM

And steals the remaining life force from Celibi, killing it.

So a Galvantula scuttles into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 10:40 PM

And get's mistaken for a spider and squashed by a Godzilla sized Tyranitar. Tyranitar then flees

A Caterpie crawls into a bar.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 10:42 PM

And gets captured by Metrosexual Hipster who's going to train him to lvl 100 as a Metapod! Smosh reference hope you get it.

So a Buizel walks into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 10:51 PM

And keeps Aqua Jetting the bathrooms cos someones in there but the doors are made of steel.

A Slowpoke walks into a bar and then wonders how it got there.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 10:56 PM

And sits there for a thousand years still trying to figure it out.

So a Sneasal walks into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 11:01 PM

And uses Dark Pulse on the Slowpoke

A Groudon ends up in a bar?

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 11:22 PM

And spots Kyogre.

And a Smoochum walks into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 11:30 PM

And sees Groudon and Kyogre fighting and tries to break it up. You know what happens here don't you. xD

So an Elekid walks into a bar.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 11:53 PM

And evolves into Electabuzz and kicks Kyogue's butt

And a Beautifly flaps into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 11:54 PM

And get's Thunderpunched as soon as it get's inside

So a flock of Fearow fly into a bar.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 11:57 PM

And gets scared away by a Noctowl using confusion. This ring a bell?

So a Spiritomb floats into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 28th, 2012 12:22 AM

Yes LOL!

And scares away Noctowl because he thought Spiritomb was possessed.

So a Mareep walks into a bar.

何贤豪 September 28th, 2012 6:19 AM

And shocks everyone inside.

So a Politoed walks into a bar...

White_Arcanine September 28th, 2012 5:03 PM

The Mr. Mime hits his head and the Jynx goes on to dance.

So.. a Magikarp walked into a bar.

ShinyUmbreon189 September 28th, 2012 5:12 PM

And keeps using Splash but nothing happens.

A Gyrados hovered into a bar.

Wheaties September 28th, 2012 6:11 PM

...and went into a rage when they didn't have the drink he ordered.

So a Breloom hopped into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 28th, 2012 6:17 PM

And started playing Voltorb Flip and went on a rage and Sky Uppercutted it cos the games rigged (the game actually is for the most part)

So Voltorb rolls into a bar.

何贤豪 September 28th, 2012 6:43 PM

And destroys the bar.

So a Poliwag walks into a bar...and...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 28th, 2012 6:46 PM

Evolves into a Poliwhirl and the bartended gives him a water stone so now it's a Poliwrath and Dynamic Punch's everyone in the bar.

A Togepi runs into a bar.

何贤豪 September 29th, 2012 4:58 AM

And instead rolls around...and ends up outside the bar.

So...a Togekiss flies into a bar...and...

Shadowstriker184 September 29th, 2012 6:04 AM

And Aura Sphere's everyone for not stopping Togepi from rolling.

So a Lucario walks into a bar...

Mr155555 September 29th, 2012 6:19 AM

and then it goes on a rampage and aura sphere's said togekiss and here we go

so a slowbro walks into a bar

何贤豪 September 29th, 2012 7:58 AM

And can't decide what to order and is Hyper Beamed by a Dragonite to make Slowbro hurry up on deciding what to order.

So...a Dragonite walks into a bar...and...

Shadowstriker184 September 29th, 2012 8:48 AM

Rampages in the bar bcuz hes drunk, and the bar is destroyed.

So an Aipom walks into a bar...

何贤豪 September 29th, 2012 8:51 AM

And his hand takes a Garchomp's drink...And in anger...Garchomp used Dragon Rush on Aipom's hand, causing him to fight back...and the Aipom + the bar gets destroyed in a matter of seconds.

So...a Garchomp walks into a bar...and...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 29th, 2012 9:19 AM

And Dragon Claws the bartender for not putting alcohol in his drink

A Victrebell hovers into a bar.

何贤豪 September 29th, 2012 7:27 PM

And uses a move, effectively destroying the bar + everyone inside it.

So...a Metagross walks into a bar...and...

mrsnuggles September 30th, 2012 4:45 PM

destroys the bar with meteor mash because he wasn't allowed in

so a dunsparce walks onto what was once the bar and ...

何贤豪 October 1st, 2012 2:51 AM

gets bored with the music and digs his way out using his tail.

So...a Tyranitar walks into a bar...and...

mrsnuggles October 2nd, 2012 5:13 AM

Stinks up the bath room

so a magikarp flops into a bar and ...

何贤豪 October 3rd, 2012 12:47 AM

leaves because it gets mocked by everyone.

So...a Milotic goes to a bar...and...

Ice Car October 3rd, 2012 12:49 AM

Milotic can't move on land! HHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA

So a Wailord walks into a bar... Well, okay, let's just ASSUME the bar is big enough to harbor a gigantic whale and bear with me.

Rainbow Arcanine October 3rd, 2012 12:52 AM

And squishes everybody along with the furniture.

So a diglett digs its way into the bar...

Ice Car October 3rd, 2012 12:59 AM

Diglett digs. Diglett digs. Diglett Digletts Digletts.

So a Haunter somehow walks into a bar.

何贤豪 October 3rd, 2012 5:47 AM

And spooks everyone.

So...Rayquaza flies to a bar...and...

Rothometapratis October 18th, 2012 3:46 PM

...sees no Groudon or Kyogre and orders a cola.
So a tirtouga appears in the bar...

Necrum October 18th, 2012 4:14 PM

...but realizes he's too old for that sort of thing.
So a Togepi walks into a bar...

pikakitten October 18th, 2012 4:17 PM

Then he trips and his egg cracks, he runs out naked and embarrassed.

So a Zorua walks into a bar

何贤豪 October 18th, 2012 5:39 PM

And it becomes the bartender.

So...a Zoroark walks into a bar...and...

Necrum October 18th, 2012 7:43 PM

..."Hey look a shiny Entei. And Raikou. And Suicune"
So a Hydreigon floats into a bar...

Murkrow October 18th, 2012 8:54 PM

And incinerate Zoroark with a blaze of unholy flame for trying to be funny with its transformations. It takes over as the bartender.

So a Shedinja phases into the bar...

何贤豪 October 19th, 2012 12:08 AM

And leaves because suddenly, everyone was like staring at its back's crack and then they all faint (more like die?).

So...an Arceus walks into a bar...and...

Rothometapratis October 19th, 2012 2:39 AM

...leaves right away.
So a Bouffalant walks into the bar...

PokemonGiratinaX October 19th, 2012 3:14 AM

and attack every Pokemon who don't wear afro.
A Victini walks into a bar...

何贤豪 October 19th, 2012 4:19 AM

And V-Creates the bar due to it having a similar shape to the Pillars of Protection found in Eindoak.

So...a Zekrom walks into a bar...and...

Necrum October 19th, 2012 5:10 AM

everything short circuits!
So a Bidoof strolls into a bar...

何贤豪 October 19th, 2012 5:24 AM

And gets mocked for its aesthetics.

So...a Rattata walks into a bar...and...

Necrum October 19th, 2012 7:09 AM

was praised for being umong the highest percenage of Rattata.
So a Tyranitar squeezes into a bar...

pikakitten October 19th, 2012 11:05 AM

And eats the glass along with the "berry juice"

So a zubat flies into a bar.

Necrum October 19th, 2012 5:02 PM

You got away safely!
So a Chandelure walks into a bar...

Murkrow October 19th, 2012 7:13 PM

and stops everyone from escaping the bar with shadow tag! the bartender smiles.

smeargle strolls into the bar...

The Grubby Pup October 19th, 2012 10:35 PM

and walks up to a random woman, asking her for her measurements and gets slaps. But then tries to explain that he just wants her measurements, cuz he wants to sketch a fullsize portrait of her...and get slapped in the face once again.

A diglett suddenly pops in the bar

何贤豪 October 20th, 2012 1:09 AM

And got himself out of the ground. It's actually REALLY tall!

So...a Kyogre somehow gets into a bar...and...

Necrum October 20th, 2012 5:30 PM

What's a sand bar doing here!? Oh noes!!! Beached Kyogre!

So a Deoxys crash lands in a bar...

何贤豪 October 20th, 2012 11:02 PM

And asks for a meteorite shake and changes form.

So...a Cleffa walks into a bar...and...

Rothometapratis October 20th, 2012 11:18 PM

...searches for Feebas in the tank connected to sea next to the choco-milk cava.
So a Poochyena steps in the bar, when...

何贤豪 October 21st, 2012 6:55 AM

a Mightyena comes as well...and it's angry!

So...a Zoroark walks into a bar...and...

flyingknight October 21st, 2012 4:28 PM

It knocks out the bar owner and puts him in a closet and turns into him and runs the bar and gets rich.

So Everyone Unknown floats into a bar.....

darkpokeball October 21st, 2012 5:03 PM

And then it turns every pokemon and the bartender in the bar into Unown's as well.

So, a Riolu walks into a bar filled with unown...

Rothometapratis October 21st, 2012 6:06 PM

...and says to herself: frak these alien beaches took over, we must call the bugs now.
So a Quilava walks into the next bar...

Necrum October 21st, 2012 6:37 PM

...and accidentally sets it on fire, gets arrested for arson, and spends the rest of it's life in prison. True story!

So a Medicham walks into a bar...

flyingknight October 21st, 2012 11:45 PM

And belly dance's.

So a Drunk lucario is in a bar...

何贤豪 October 22nd, 2012 1:34 AM

And suddenly Aura Spheres everyone.

So...a Pikachu walks into a bar...and...

Correspondence October 22nd, 2012 4:32 AM

And asks"Can i haz some poffins? :("

So a Wailord walks into a bar...

pikakitten October 22nd, 2012 4:36 AM

But everybody ran away so as not to get crushed.

So a Mawile walks into a bar.

何贤豪 October 22nd, 2012 6:52 AM

And chomps everything around her.

So...a Machamp walks into a bar...and...

Necrum October 22nd, 2012 12:46 PM

...has a hard time moving around since his four arms keep bumping into people and knocking stuff down.

So a Beedrill flies into a bar...

何贤豪 October 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM

And suddenly Twineedles everyone.

So...a Vespiquen flies to a bar...and...

Murkrow October 23rd, 2012 1:53 AM

the bartender got sick of all the buzzing of the bees and decided to call Pestbusters to get rid of them

the pestbusters walked into the bar with...Weezings?!

何贤豪 October 23rd, 2012 4:56 AM

So they cough up poisonous gases and everyone dies.

So...a Minccino walks into a bar...and...

Necrum October 24th, 2012 10:12 AM

...draws all the attention, causing the Jigglypuff in the corner to get really angry, start singing, then draw on everyone's face while they sleep!

So a Miltank walks into a bar...

Pink Mommy October 25th, 2012 12:29 AM

And it's Milk Shake night for everyone.

So a Gardevoir glides into a bar...

何贤豪 October 25th, 2012 12:31 AM

And finds a Gallade...who is her brother who has been lost for ages.

So...a Kirlia teleports into a bar...and...

darkpokeball October 25th, 2012 4:32 PM

notices that the bar is empty.

So, a Hariyama walks into a bar with only a Kirlia in it...

Rothometapratis October 25th, 2012 7:37 PM

...watching Next top model.
So, a Magnemite enters the bar...

pikakitten October 26th, 2012 8:20 AM

Realizes he doesn't have a mouth and leaves. So a wurmple.walks into a bar...

何贤豪 October 26th, 2012 7:33 PM

And gets squished by some random Pokemon.

So...a Dialga walks into a bar...and...

Necrum October 27th, 2012 7:23 AM

Realizes that the bar wont actually be built for thousands of years, so he plays card games with Celebi.

So a Sharpedo somehow gets into a bar...

何贤豪 October 27th, 2012 7:42 AM

And hits everyone like a bullet! xD

So...a Rampardos walks into a bar...and...


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