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And Headbutts the hell out of everone.
So Latias and Latios walk into a bar.... |
and suddenly realize this is a one Pokemon joke, argue over who gets to stay, and eventually have a major falling out, resulting in the break up of their heavy metal band: Eons.
So a Swalot slides into a bar... |
And gobbles up all the Berries and runs away, 'cause everyone was like bringing pitchforks and torches and running towards him like an angry mob. xD
So...a Houndoom walks into a bar...and... |
...barks. Then it barks again.
After that a Rhyhorn walks into... |
...a bar, and hits his horn on the bar's hard iron surface, causing it to chip. :P The Rhyhorn then rages and destroys everything around him.
Then, an Eelektross shimmies into a bar.... |
and brags to all of the other electric pokemon in the bar that he can't get knocked out by ground types, thus getting him thrown out of the bar.
Then, a snivy walks into a bar |
And crushes the fully healed squirtle. by accident of course.
So a uxie floats into the bar. |
....and erases the memory of it being there.
so a gallade walks into the bar.... |
...and walks out as a Gardevoir, being very confused.
So a Magikarp walks into an Abra walking into a bar... |
and gets teleported to another bar. so a charizard walks into a bar.....
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and see's ash and uses flamethrower on ash for abandoning him (that was lame)
a Caterpie walks into a bar |
And get's eaten by a Pidgeot.
A Tepig walks into a bar. |
and helps with the preperation of roast, remoraid, and corphish.
So a Muk walks into a bar... |
And runs 'cause everyone suddenly ran too. xD
So...a Cinccino walks into a bar...and... |
...and looked totally fabulous! Haters be hatin'!
So a wild zubat appeared in a bar... |
...and that's all.
So, an aron walked in... |
A bar, and joins a heavy metal band(if you know what I mean)
So Cofagrigus floats to a bar... |
An Cofagrigus makes everybody comes to where it is.
So Mewtwo went into a bar. |
And suddenly runs with his immense speed, 'cause he stole a drink! xD
So...an Arceus walks into a bar...and... |
...and creates a new brew called 'The Pokemon World'.
Then, Giratina glides into a bar... |
And everyone runs, 'cause he came as a shadow, so nobody saw him...And he says..."Hey, do you have any coffee here?" They ran, 'cause...well, "Where did that come from?" xD
So...a Dialga walks into a bar...and... |
And he uses Roar of Time to make an Aggron time-travel, and then Aggron brings back some prehistoric berries to use in Dialga's drink.
So a Garchomp walks into a bar.... |
...And asks for a Bloody Mary.
So a Blaziken walks into a bar... |
And he gets into a giant arguements with Infernape, which results in a bar fight, which gets them both arrestested.
A Reuniclus floats on into the bar... |
AND DECIDES TO SLEEP IN FRONT OF THE DOOR.
A BULBASUAR WALKS INTO A BAR... |
And then he realizes he's not legally old enough to be in a bar and leaves.
So the legendary birds waltz on into a bar... |
And have a fight over whose power is better.
So Milotic flies/glides/slides into a bar... |
And all the guys in the bar hit on Milotic, but then Milotic reveals that he's male.
So Kecleon walks into a bar... |
And it turns out there were nine invisible others.
So a Sharpedo swims/floats/whatevers into a bar... |
No he didn't people/pokemon don't normally fill bars with water
So a Bisharp walks into a bar... |
...and says "Screw you guys, I'm too cool for this bar" and leaves.
So a Cranidos walks into a bar... |
But gets drunk, passes out and becomes a fossil after being passed out a million years later.
So a Garbardor walks into a bar... |
And everyone else leaves.
So a Tropius walks into a bar... |
And people eat off his neck. I mean like they eat off of it not like they eat his neck off.
A phione swims into a bar... |
...and finds Manaphy with another Ditto.
So an Igglybuff walks into a bar... |
.....and bounced back into the nursery.
So an unown floats into a bar...... |
With his buddies and they spell out to the bartender "one margarita please"
So a Terrakion walks into a bar... |
...and sees that Keldeo got in with a fake ID.
So a Shedinja floats into a bar... |
But when he leaves and turns around everyone dies.
So an Arcanine elegantly strolls into a bar... |
...and finds out that alcohol is flammable.
So Eevee walks into a bar... |
And gets drunk and starts rapidly shifting through forms.
So a Castform floats into a bar... |
And uses hail, which angers everyone else.
So a Zangoose walks into a bar... |
And a Seviper is inside. You know what happens next.
So Meloetta flies into a bar... |
...well, not flies, really, she walked, but she was very light on her feet.
So a Missingno. walks into a bar... |
And all hell breaks loose.
So a Bad Egg hatches in a bar... |
...and...oh dear, it was a miscarriage.
So Luvdisc flops into a bar... |
And steps on the first Pokémon he sees. In order to make up for the mistake, he proceeds to put ketchup on everyone's food. *cough* never eating there again *cough*
So a Delcatty flounces into the bar... |
...and gets chased away by a Granbull.
So a Porygon-Z floats into a bar... |
And goes crazy so they disassembled him. But he ran away scared of being "disassembled" and dying. Cookie to the person who gets the reference.
So Voltorb rolls into a bar... |
And somebody mistakes him for a Pokéball, and tries to throw it.
So a Scolipede slides into a bar... |
And poisons the drinks.
So a Blissey walks into a bar... |
...and everyone tries to eat the egg.
So an Azumarill walks into a bar... |
And everyone found out it had a sex change when evolving into Marill.
So a Bulbasaur walks into a bar... |
...and uses Vine Whip to get the drink while still in the doorway.
So a Plusle walks into a bar... |
And claps like an idiot, getting himself kicked out.
So an Emboar walks into a bar... |
... and snorts when he's laughing.
So a Ditto Misty walks into a bar... |
...and meets Zoroar disguised as Ash. They live happily ever after. Well, until Hoenn.
So a Clefairy walks into a bar... |
And finds Ash and double slaps him for being replaced by Pikachu.
So Prof. Oak walks into s bar... |
...and sees Professor Juniper with another tree.
So Gary Oak walks into a bar... |
With his cheerleaders even though he's 10 and drinking.
So Red walks into a bar... |
...
That's all he says. "..." So Gold walks into a bar... |
And challenges Red to battle.
So May walks.into a bar... |
...and get's pretty drunk with Brendan and...you know what? Nevermind.
So Bianca walks into a bar... |
...and realises its a pokemon only bar and dashes out.
So an Emboar walks into a bar... |
and it hurts.
So, an Delcatty walks into a bar. |
...and seduces the bartender.
So...a Groudon walks into a bar... |
...and the bar is gone.
So a Torterra walks into a bar... |
and then an aipom sleeps on it thinking it's a tree
so cilan inters the bar |
...and meets up with Cress and Chili.
So a Team Rocket Grunt walks into a bar... |
..and everyone else leaves the bar.
So Darmanitan walks ino a bar.. |
... and scares everyone by going Zen Darmanitan.
So a drunk Stunfisk walks into a bar ... |
...and is so drunk he doesn't even notice that he grew legs.
So Archie and Maxie walk into a bar... |
And decide to turn the world into nothing but sky! They set off to find Rayquaza.
So Wally walks into a bar... |
And get's kicked out by Hitmonchan using Mach Punch cos he's underage.
A Snorlax falls drunk into a bar but destroys it. |
...and then destroys your house for not leaving a good outlet?
So Cheren walks into a bar... |
And starts acting all smart and everyone gets annoyed and kicks him.out.
So Lapras swims into a bar... |
And get's stabbed by the japanese from South Park because they mistkaed it for a dolphin or whale
Woobat flys into a bar. |
... And brings half the ocean inside and floods the Bar causing the death of everyone there.
So Professor Oak walks into a Bar ... |
...and is instantly bear hugged by Muk.
So a Durant crawls into a bar... |
And is exterminated for being an ant
So Heatmor runs into a bar... |
...and eats the exterminated durant corpse
So a Mamoswine walks into a bar... |
and ends up breaking the door frame
So Giratina walks into a bar... |
...and ends up breaking the bar
So a Scolipede walks into a bar |
And poisons everyone's drink.
So a herd of Tauros stampede into a bar... |
And Ash gets all derpy and catches all 30 of them. Cookie if you get the reference.
So a Togepi walks into a bar... |
and is kicked out for being a minor
So an Albino Umbreon walks into a bar... (pikakitten can probably guess what all the TRAINERS do) Do I get a cookie? I get the reference! |
http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/ff499/Pikakitten/Cookie.png
The anime where Ash catches 30 tauros at the Safari Zone. And all the trainers try to catch her and she runs in a sewer. Nailed it! So Pikakitten walks into a bar... Or Syther, your choice... |
So a pikakitten walks into a bar...
and Pikachu starts to attack. Pikakitten fights back and wins, gently. So a Octillery squishes into a bar... EDIT: p.s. You got it! :P |
and is met up by his equally squishy freind gastrodon
So a hydreigon floats into a bar... |
And meets a Salamence and Charizard.
So an angry Emboar walks into a bar... |
And everyone pours Beer/Moomoomilk lol on him and he calms down and drinks it off his head as it's pouring.
So a Nucleon walks into a bar... Or Scizor, your choice... |
So Nucleon walks into a bar...
and Ash sees him and says "Who's that pokemon?" and the pokedex says. 'Pokemon not found.' Ash gets all derpy and tries to catch it. Then the Nucleon uses Acid on Pikachu. You get a Rayquaza if you've seen the video. So an Eevee walks into a bar... |
Yay! I get Rayquaza! Pikachu on Acid! Muk use Acid! Pikachu gets trippy. James: You can keep him.
And gets drunk and starts shifting through eeveelutions and so Draceon was created. No, that's not how that would be weird. So a Caterpie walks into a bar... |
...and evolves into Metapod and gets stuck.
So a Poliwrath walks into a bar... |
and uses surf flooding everyone else out of the bar.
So a heracross walks into the bar... |
...and starts licking Bulbasaurs and gets arrested.
So, a Lucario walks into a bar... |
and gets drunk. That's when it gets ugly...
So Misty walks into a bar... http://i50.tinypic.com/2nlwnls.png there you go pikakitten! |
And kicks Dawn and May out because she's so much better.
So an Azumarill walks into a bar... |
...and gets hit by a Shadow Ball from a random Haunter.
So a Rypherior walks into a bar... |
..and causes an Earthquake.
So, a Mankey walks into a bar... |
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