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Drgons90 October 27th, 2012 9:59 AM

And Headbutts the hell out of everone.

So Latias and Latios walk into a bar....

Necrum October 27th, 2012 12:35 PM

and suddenly realize this is a one Pokemon joke, argue over who gets to stay, and eventually have a major falling out, resulting in the break up of their heavy metal band: Eons.

So a Swalot slides into a bar...

何贤豪 October 27th, 2012 8:05 PM

And gobbles up all the Berries and runs away, 'cause everyone was like bringing pitchforks and torches and running towards him like an angry mob. xD

So...a Houndoom walks into a bar...and...

Rothometapratis October 29th, 2012 10:26 AM

...barks. Then it barks again.
After that a Rhyhorn walks into...

Synerjee October 29th, 2012 10:58 AM

...a bar, and hits his horn on the bar's hard iron surface, causing it to chip. :P The Rhyhorn then rages and destroys everything around him.

Then, an Eelektross shimmies into a bar....

TheBigMan0706 October 29th, 2012 11:38 AM

and brags to all of the other electric pokemon in the bar that he can't get knocked out by ground types, thus getting him thrown out of the bar.

Then, a snivy walks into a bar

TheCrimson102 October 29th, 2012 11:45 AM

And crushes the fully healed squirtle. by accident of course.
So a uxie floats into the bar.

Dragon-T October 29th, 2012 12:57 PM

....and erases the memory of it being there.
so a gallade walks into the bar....

darkpokeball October 29th, 2012 2:14 PM

...and walks out as a Gardevoir, being very confused.

So a Magikarp walks into an Abra walking into a bar...

Dragon-T October 29th, 2012 3:23 PM

and gets teleported to another bar. so a charizard walks into a bar.....

Elements1 October 29th, 2012 4:10 PM

and see's ash and uses flamethrower on ash for abandoning him (that was lame)

a Caterpie walks into a bar

ShinyUmbreon189 October 29th, 2012 4:14 PM

And get's eaten by a Pidgeot.

A Tepig walks into a bar.

CourageHound October 29th, 2012 4:39 PM

and helps with the preperation of roast, remoraid, and corphish.

So a Muk walks into a bar...

何贤豪 October 30th, 2012 1:06 AM

And runs 'cause everyone suddenly ran too. xD

So...a Cinccino walks into a bar...and...

Necrum October 30th, 2012 9:26 AM

...and looked totally fabulous! Haters be hatin'!

So a wild zubat appeared in a bar...

Rothometapratis October 31st, 2012 12:26 AM

...and that's all.
So, an aron walked in...

Drgons90 October 31st, 2012 12:44 AM

A bar, and joins a heavy metal band(if you know what I mean)

So Cofagrigus floats to a bar...

theanhvn October 31st, 2012 1:47 AM

An Cofagrigus makes everybody comes to where it is.
So Mewtwo went into a bar.

何贤豪 October 31st, 2012 2:20 AM

And suddenly runs with his immense speed, 'cause he stole a drink! xD

So...an Arceus walks into a bar...and...

Synerjee October 31st, 2012 2:38 AM

...and creates a new brew called 'The Pokemon World'.

Then, Giratina glides into a bar...

何贤豪 October 31st, 2012 3:53 AM

And everyone runs, 'cause he came as a shadow, so nobody saw him...And he says..."Hey, do you have any coffee here?" They ran, 'cause...well, "Where did that come from?" xD

So...a Dialga walks into a bar...and...

Blazeferno21 November 4th, 2012 5:12 AM

And he uses Roar of Time to make an Aggron time-travel, and then Aggron brings back some prehistoric berries to use in Dialga's drink.

So a Garchomp walks into a bar....

Correspondence November 4th, 2012 5:38 AM

...And asks for a Bloody Mary.

So a Blaziken walks into a bar...

Blaze42 November 8th, 2012 5:11 PM

And he gets into a giant arguements with Infernape, which results in a bar fight, which gets them both arrestested.

A Reuniclus floats on into the bar...

Harvey_Create November 8th, 2012 5:27 PM

AND DECIDES TO SLEEP IN FRONT OF THE DOOR.

A BULBASUAR WALKS INTO A BAR...

Blaze42 November 8th, 2012 5:29 PM

And then he realizes he's not legally old enough to be in a bar and leaves.

So the legendary birds waltz on into a bar...

Zayphora November 8th, 2012 6:09 PM

And have a fight over whose power is better.

So Milotic flies/glides/slides into a bar...

Blaze42 November 8th, 2012 9:49 PM

And all the guys in the bar hit on Milotic, but then Milotic reveals that he's male.

So Kecleon walks into a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 17th, 2012 7:59 PM

And it turns out there were nine invisible others.

So a Sharpedo swims/floats/whatevers into a bar...

pikakitten November 17th, 2012 8:05 PM

No he didn't people/pokemon don't normally fill bars with water
So a Bisharp walks into a bar...

PiemanFiddy November 17th, 2012 9:00 PM

...and says "Screw you guys, I'm too cool for this bar" and leaves.


So a Cranidos walks into a bar...

pikakitten November 18th, 2012 12:02 AM

But gets drunk, passes out and becomes a fossil after being passed out a million years later.

So a Garbardor walks into a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 18th, 2012 5:14 AM

And everyone else leaves.

So a Tropius walks into a bar...

pikakitten November 18th, 2012 10:01 AM

And people eat off his neck. I mean like they eat off of it not like they eat his neck off.

A phione swims into a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 20th, 2012 8:04 AM

...and finds Manaphy with another Ditto.

So an Igglybuff walks into a bar...

BrainWave November 20th, 2012 8:49 AM

.....and bounced back into the nursery.

So an unown floats into a bar......

pikakitten November 20th, 2012 10:12 AM

With his buddies and they spell out to the bartender "one margarita please"

So a Terrakion walks into a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 20th, 2012 6:04 PM

...and sees that Keldeo got in with a fake ID.

So a Shedinja floats into a bar...

pikakitten November 21st, 2012 12:53 AM

But when he leaves and turns around everyone dies.

So an Arcanine elegantly strolls into a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 21st, 2012 9:06 AM

...and finds out that alcohol is flammable.

So Eevee walks into a bar...

pikakitten November 21st, 2012 10:30 AM

And gets drunk and starts rapidly shifting through forms.

So a Castform floats into a bar...

Blaze42 November 21st, 2012 11:45 AM

And uses hail, which angers everyone else.

So a Zangoose walks into a bar...

pikakitten November 21st, 2012 1:17 PM

And a Seviper is inside. You know what happens next.

So Meloetta flies into a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 21st, 2012 3:58 PM

...well, not flies, really, she walked, but she was very light on her feet.

So a Missingno. walks into a bar...

pikakitten November 21st, 2012 5:39 PM

And all hell breaks loose.

So a Bad Egg hatches in a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 22nd, 2012 7:34 AM

...and...oh dear, it was a miscarriage.

So Luvdisc flops into a bar...

Meowing Mewtwo November 22nd, 2012 7:56 AM

And steps on the first Pokémon he sees. In order to make up for the mistake, he proceeds to put ketchup on everyone's food. *cough* never eating there again *cough*

So a Delcatty flounces into the bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 22nd, 2012 8:09 AM

...and gets chased away by a Granbull.

So a Porygon-Z floats into a bar...

pikakitten November 22nd, 2012 9:49 AM

And goes crazy so they disassembled him. But he ran away scared of being "disassembled" and dying. Cookie to the person who gets the reference.

So Voltorb rolls into a bar...

Blaze42 November 22nd, 2012 11:43 AM

And somebody mistakes him for a Pokéball, and tries to throw it.

So a Scolipede slides into a bar...

pikakitten November 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM

And poisons the drinks.

So a Blissey walks into a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 22nd, 2012 3:24 PM

...and everyone tries to eat the egg.

So an Azumarill walks into a bar...

pikakitten November 22nd, 2012 8:43 PM

And everyone found out it had a sex change when evolving into Marill.

So a Bulbasaur walks into a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 23rd, 2012 7:30 AM

...and uses Vine Whip to get the drink while still in the doorway.

So a Plusle walks into a bar...

Zayphora November 23rd, 2012 6:04 PM

And claps like an idiot, getting himself kicked out.

So an Emboar walks into a bar...

Yellow Silver Nostalgia November 23rd, 2012 6:11 PM

... and snorts when he's laughing.

So a Ditto Misty walks into a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 23rd, 2012 7:18 PM

...and meets Zoroar disguised as Ash. They live happily ever after. Well, until Hoenn.

So a Clefairy walks into a bar...

pikakitten November 24th, 2012 6:55 PM

And finds Ash and double slaps him for being replaced by Pikachu.

So Prof. Oak walks into s bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 24th, 2012 7:01 PM

...and sees Professor Juniper with another tree.

So Gary Oak walks into a bar...

pikakitten November 24th, 2012 7:03 PM

With his cheerleaders even though he's 10 and drinking.

So Red walks into a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 24th, 2012 7:17 PM

...

That's all he says. "..."

So Gold walks into a bar...

pikakitten November 24th, 2012 7:30 PM

And challenges Red to battle.

So May walks.into a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 25th, 2012 7:00 AM

...and get's pretty drunk with Brendan and...you know what? Nevermind.

So Bianca walks into a bar...

CourageHound November 25th, 2012 7:11 AM

...and realises its a pokemon only bar and dashes out.

So an Emboar walks into a bar...

Limanya November 25th, 2012 7:32 AM

and it hurts.

So, an Delcatty walks into a bar.

Correspondence November 25th, 2012 7:53 AM

...and seduces the bartender.

So...a Groudon walks into a bar...

Limanya November 25th, 2012 7:59 AM

...and the bar is gone.

So a Torterra walks into a bar...

Mr155555 November 25th, 2012 10:17 AM

and then an aipom sleeps on it thinking it's a tree

so cilan inters the bar

BR8N03epsilon November 25th, 2012 11:08 AM

...and meets up with Cress and Chili.

So a Team Rocket Grunt walks into a bar...

Limanya November 25th, 2012 11:17 AM

..and everyone else leaves the bar.

So Darmanitan walks ino a bar..

Icy Burn November 25th, 2012 11:26 AM

... and scares everyone by going Zen Darmanitan.

So a drunk Stunfisk walks into a bar ...

BR8N03epsilon November 25th, 2012 11:40 AM

...and is so drunk he doesn't even notice that he grew legs.

So Archie and Maxie walk into a bar...

pikakitten November 25th, 2012 11:44 AM

And decide to turn the world into nothing but sky! They set off to find Rayquaza.

So Wally walks into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 November 25th, 2012 11:47 AM

And get's kicked out by Hitmonchan using Mach Punch cos he's underage.

A Snorlax falls drunk into a bar but destroys it.

BR8N03epsilon November 25th, 2012 11:51 AM

...and then destroys your house for not leaving a good outlet?

So Cheren walks into a bar...

pikakitten November 25th, 2012 11:53 AM

And starts acting all smart and everyone gets annoyed and kicks him.out.

So Lapras swims into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 November 25th, 2012 11:56 AM

And get's stabbed by the japanese from South Park because they mistkaed it for a dolphin or whale

Woobat flys into a bar.

Icy Burn November 25th, 2012 11:57 AM

... And brings half the ocean inside and floods the Bar causing the death of everyone there.

So Professor Oak walks into a Bar ...

CourageHound November 25th, 2012 1:31 PM

...and is instantly bear hugged by Muk.

So a Durant crawls into a bar...

pikakitten November 25th, 2012 2:24 PM

And is exterminated for being an ant

So Heatmor runs into a bar...

CourageHound November 25th, 2012 2:36 PM

...and eats the exterminated durant corpse

So a Mamoswine walks into a bar...

MelchiorFlyer November 25th, 2012 3:15 PM

and ends up breaking the door frame

So Giratina walks into a bar...

CourageHound November 25th, 2012 3:35 PM

...and ends up breaking the bar

So a Scolipede walks into a bar

MelchiorFlyer November 25th, 2012 3:39 PM

And poisons everyone's drink.

So a herd of Tauros stampede into a bar...

pikakitten November 25th, 2012 6:55 PM

And Ash gets all derpy and catches all 30 of them. Cookie if you get the reference.

So a Togepi walks into a bar...

MelchiorFlyer November 25th, 2012 7:54 PM

and is kicked out for being a minor
So an Albino Umbreon walks into a bar... (pikakitten can probably guess what all the TRAINERS do)

Do I get a cookie? I get the reference!

pikakitten November 25th, 2012 10:50 PM

http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/ff499/Pikakitten/Cookie.png
The anime where Ash catches 30 tauros at the Safari Zone.

And all the trainers try to catch her and she runs in a sewer. Nailed it!

So Pikakitten walks into a bar...
Or Syther, your choice...

MelchiorFlyer November 26th, 2012 6:57 PM

So a pikakitten walks into a bar...
and Pikachu starts to attack. Pikakitten fights back and wins, gently.

So a Octillery squishes into a bar...

EDIT: p.s. You got it! :P

CourageHound November 26th, 2012 7:10 PM

and is met up by his equally squishy freind gastrodon

So a hydreigon floats into a bar...

MelchiorFlyer November 26th, 2012 7:15 PM

And meets a Salamence and Charizard.

So an angry Emboar walks into a bar...

pikakitten November 26th, 2012 10:45 PM

And everyone pours Beer/Moomoomilk lol on him and he calms down and drinks it off his head as it's pouring.

So a Nucleon walks into a bar...
Or Scizor, your choice...

MelchiorFlyer November 27th, 2012 9:03 PM

So Nucleon walks into a bar...

and Ash sees him and says "Who's that pokemon?" and the pokedex says. 'Pokemon not found.' Ash gets all derpy and tries to catch it. Then the Nucleon uses Acid on Pikachu. You get a Rayquaza if you've seen the video.

So an Eevee walks into a bar...

pikakitten November 27th, 2012 9:41 PM

Yay! I get Rayquaza! Pikachu on Acid! Muk use Acid! Pikachu gets trippy. James: You can keep him.

And gets drunk and starts shifting through eeveelutions and so Draceon was created. No, that's not how that would be weird.

So a Caterpie walks into a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 29th, 2012 2:07 PM

...and evolves into Metapod and gets stuck.

So a Poliwrath walks into a bar...

MrElephant November 29th, 2012 2:24 PM

and uses surf flooding everyone else out of the bar.

So a heracross walks into the bar...

Correspondence November 30th, 2012 2:05 AM

...and starts licking Bulbasaurs and gets arrested.

So, a Lucario walks into a bar...

MelchiorFlyer November 30th, 2012 2:20 PM

and gets drunk. That's when it gets ugly...

So Misty walks into a bar...

http://i50.tinypic.com/2nlwnls.png there you go pikakitten!

Pink Mommy December 1st, 2012 5:44 PM

And kicks Dawn and May out because she's so much better.

So an Azumarill walks into a bar...

Dying Light December 1st, 2012 6:04 PM

...and gets hit by a Shadow Ball from a random Haunter.

So a Rypherior walks into a bar...

Correspondence December 1st, 2012 9:50 PM

..and causes an Earthquake.

So, a Mankey walks into a bar...


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