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Seraphimon-sama December 1st, 2012 9:56 PM

...and knocks out the bartender for looking at him funny
so a Gardevoir walks into a bar...

Pink Mommy December 2nd, 2012 6:18 AM

...gets pissed because everyone thinks he's a female Gardevoir.

So a Luxray walks into a bar...

pikakitten December 9th, 2012 12:04 AM

And shocks his drink, slowly poisoning his body and he faints.

So Spinda stumbles upon a bar...

Correspondence December 9th, 2012 12:21 AM

...realizes that its already drunk and passes out.

So,a Breloom walks into a bar...

Drgons90 December 9th, 2012 7:39 AM

And everyone got poisoned, paralyzed, or fell asleep.

So a Dugtrio digs in to a bar....

classiccartoonsftw December 9th, 2012 7:42 AM

...and the bar collapses.

So an Alakazam walks into a bar...

CourageHound December 9th, 2012 11:28 AM

...and telekineticly pays for a drink

So a Beartic walks into a bar...

Mr155555 December 9th, 2012 11:44 AM

and uses blizzard freezing the bar

so a krookodile enters the bar

Pink Mommy December 9th, 2012 8:18 PM

And smiles at the bartender, which freaks him out. Now he has all the drinks he might want.
So a Buneary hopps into a bar...

CourageHound December 9th, 2012 8:42 PM

....and couldnt find a seat since all the bigger pokemon too them

So, an Arbok slithers into a bar...

MelchiorFlyer December 9th, 2012 8:48 PM

...and Team Rocket shows up. Then Ash beats them by bonking the Arbok on the head.

So a Shiny Rapidash walks into a bar...
(can someone do Genesect please?)

Pryze December 9th, 2012 9:06 PM

...And feels left out because it is the only shiny, proceeding to Megahorn everyone in the chest.

So a Genesect walks into a bar...

MelchiorFlyer December 9th, 2012 9:11 PM

...and the bar tender says 'We don't serve your kind here!' (lol thank you!)

So a Lillipup walks into a bar...

Pink Mommy December 9th, 2012 9:30 PM

And chases after the Purloin on the next table.

So a Staraptor flies into a bar...

Correspondence December 9th, 2012 10:36 PM

...And uses its Intimidate to get a free drink.

So, a Mewtwo walks into a bar..

MelchiorFlyer December 9th, 2012 10:39 PM

...and catches everyone's Pokemon.

So a Bisharp walks into a bar...

Mr155555 December 10th, 2012 5:51 AM

and as soon as he enters he get into a battle with a blue bisharp and he won

so this blue bisharp enters the bar

Shadowstriker184 December 28th, 2012 8:33 PM

And bumps into Ash's snivy, wanting a rematch from that tourney

So a Swampert walks into a bar...

eXeMegadeth December 29th, 2012 12:50 PM

and tells the bartender "I've been feeling down lately." The bartender replies "O, U!" So a politoed walks into a bar.

Shadowstriker184 December 30th, 2012 10:03 PM

And picks a fight with Swampert to determine whos the better water/ground type

So a Gardevoir walks into a bar...

Mr155555 January 2nd, 2013 4:43 AM

Politoad isn't Water/ground wut

and soon finds max and they go on a journey

so a gallade walks into the bar

Shadowstriker184 January 2nd, 2013 1:18 PM

Yea he is...
And beats up Max to steal Gardevoir.

So a magikarp flops into a bar...

Mr155555 January 3rd, 2013 12:51 AM

and suddenly evolves into a gyarados

so this gyarados enters the bar

Shadowstriker184 January 3rd, 2013 9:25 AM

And immediately thrashes the the bar.

So a Machamp walks into the remains of a bar...

Aisu January 3rd, 2013 10:01 AM

and is crushed by falling debris.

So a Conkeldurr walks into the bar to fix it...

Shadowstriker184 January 3rd, 2013 10:15 AM

And is given a medal and made bartender.

So a Luxray walks into a bar...

akshat4444 January 5th, 2013 4:46 AM

and somehow gets lucky o.O

So a bulbasaur walks into a bar

TaichiWind January 5th, 2013 4:53 AM

and evolves.

So Charmeleon walks in on the evolving Bulbasaur...

akshat4444 January 5th, 2013 5:52 AM

And cheesily says, "Sorry. I didn't mean to walk into you changing"

A Butterfree flies into a bar

Mr155555 January 15th, 2013 6:30 AM

and suddenly finds a pink butterfree and they go away together<rings a bill

so a therian form torandus walks into the bar

Boilurn January 15th, 2013 2:27 PM

and blows away the barman with Gust!

And so Stoutland came into the bar

Mr155555 January 15th, 2013 4:23 PM

and fights with a persian on this floor for who is the better normal type

so a victreebill inters the bar

darkpokeball January 15th, 2013 8:20 PM

And gets burned alive due to the bar being inside a volcano.

So a Camerupt trudges into a bar, stepping in the icky remains of a Victreebell.

ShadowMirror January 15th, 2013 11:24 PM

But gets stuck in Victreebell's remains, and notices that there is a bomb in the bar


A Druddigon walks in to a bar...

classiccartoonsftw January 16th, 2013 8:03 AM

...and once again, everyone succumbs to his breath.

So a Blissey walks into the bar...

Moist January 19th, 2013 9:12 PM

And gives everyone their own pokemon egg.

So T̶a̶y̶l̶o̶r̶ ̶S̶w̶i̶f̶t̶ a Machoke walks into the bar...

CourageHound January 19th, 2013 9:15 PM

And wolfs down four drinks for each arm

So an Ursaring walks into a bar...

ShadowMirror January 23rd, 2013 1:56 AM

But hits his head on the way in

a snover walks into a bar

Rothometapratis January 13th, 2014 9:42 AM

... and orders a hot chocolate to water itself.
Then a Seel walks into...

Golden_spider January 15th, 2014 6:06 PM

a bar and orders a drink.

A God karp majesticly floats into a bar.

Serperion January 15th, 2014 8:53 PM

... and Then Evolves much to everyone's Disappointment.

So a Hitmontop Spins into a Bar...

destinedjagold January 15th, 2014 10:48 PM

...and was now used as a ceiling fan.

So a Tropius squeezed himself into a bar...

Rothometapratis January 15th, 2014 11:25 PM

...and challenged the Voltorb-bartender to a darts game.
So a Cubone joined the group...

Serperion January 16th, 2014 1:48 AM

... and lost its skull thus erasing it from existence

So a Ditto flew into a Bar

Blastin'Tyruntz January 17th, 2014 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Serperion (Post 8041918)
... and lost its skull thus erasing it from existence

So a Ditto flew into a Bar

And crashed and got stepped on because people thought he was a piece of gum... :)

So an Excadrill drills into a bar...

CliCliW January 17th, 2014 12:08 PM

...And there goes the bartender's career because the bar has been destroyed.

So a Jynx walks into a bar...

Serperion January 17th, 2014 5:32 PM

... and extremists followed quickly

So a Gallade walks into a Bar...

Rothometapratis January 18th, 2014 3:14 AM

...looking for a Gardevoir hook up.
After that a Grimer crawls in...

Anvils Alive January 22nd, 2014 8:40 PM

...and then the poor guy finds itself very easy to trample on.

A Starmie cartwheels into a bar...

Fernbutter January 23rd, 2014 4:08 AM

...And gets stuck in the dartboard. *bullseye*

Arceus warps into the bar...

Warship January 23rd, 2014 7:36 AM

...and warps away the bartender into a blackhole.

so a Turtwig walks into a bar...

isthatyoudan January 23rd, 2014 8:47 AM

... and has a tur-swig of a beverage.

So, anyways a grimer walks into a bar..

Blastin'Tyruntz January 24th, 2014 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by isthatyoudan (Post 8054687)
... and has a tur-swig of a beverage.

So, anyways a grimer walks into a bar..

And puts poison into peoples' drinks,get arrested but he is made of acid so he melts the handcuffs and runs away dramatically,thus making a whole bunch of cops to run after him.

So a Rapidash dashes rapidly into a bar (see what i did there?)....

Shrew January 26th, 2014 1:17 AM

And the bartender gives it a drink free of (Flame) charge.

An Aipom walks into a bar..

Blastin'Tyruntz January 26th, 2014 5:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrew (Post 8059879)
And the bartender gives it a drink free of (Flame) charge.

An Aipom walks into a bar..

And uses his tail to steal from the tip jar while he drinks.

After that a Rotom levitates into the bar...

isthatyoudan January 29th, 2014 2:15 PM

And gets a job as their new refrigerator!

So, this Honedge floats into a bar...

pixie^.^forest January 29th, 2014 7:01 PM

and floats out terrified upon seeing Giratina wrecking everything in the bar.


so Wobbufet leaps into the neighbouring bar....

BakingBluePotatoe January 29th, 2014 10:30 PM

...and blows up when a Giraffarig steps on it's tail.

The Giraffarig runs away to another bar....

eviljelly January 29th, 2014 11:25 PM

And forces its tail to be the designated driver

So a Mawile walks into a bar

destinedjagold January 29th, 2014 11:29 PM

...and ordered a large mug for it's buddy.

and then a magnemite floated into a bar...

pixie^.^forest January 29th, 2014 11:51 PM

- too drunk to realize the party was over.

and so Totodile blasted into a nearby bar..

Fernbutter January 30th, 2014 1:09 AM

... And flooded the place and laughed.

Then a Typhlosion somehow fits through the door and...

Mr155555 January 30th, 2014 3:08 AM

and orders a drink and then go away with his buddies krookodile and pangoro

so then a sylveon enters a bar

pixie^.^forest January 30th, 2014 3:37 AM

and all the pokes were starstruck for a minute or two.

so to break that enchanted moment,

Togepi walks into the bar..

Blastin'Tyruntz January 30th, 2014 4:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cacelyn (Post 8067550)
and all the pokes were starstruck for a minute or two.

so to break that enchanted moment,

Togepi walks into the bar..

And gets hugged by lots of drunk people for no appearent reason.

So a Zangoose cuts the door and goes into the bar...

pixie^.^forest January 30th, 2014 4:25 AM

and told everyone to take their shirts off. but walked out upon the sight of

Vulcarona who walks into the bar,

Blastin'Tyruntz January 31st, 2014 6:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cacelyn (Post 8067599)
and told everyone to take their shirts off. but walked out upon the sight of

Vulcarona who walks into the bar,

It actually flies...orders a Molotov cocktail, light it up and throws it outside for fun.
So its friend, a Machoke, walks into the bar...

Pokemaster_99 February 1st, 2014 6:50 AM

...and chokes the bartender and gulps 5 shots of Tequila.

Right afterwards, a Seviper slithers into the bar...

SubChild February 5th, 2014 12:52 PM

..And starts a bar fight with a zangoose

So a Rhydon charged into a bar

eviljelly February 5th, 2014 6:25 PM

And died because its weak against the steel type.

So a swarm of unown fly into a bar...

isthatyoudan February 5th, 2014 6:29 PM

... And spell "COCKTAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then a Magmar walks into a bar...

boss-squirtle-man February 5th, 2014 6:42 PM

and starts a grand game of "the floor is lava"!!
So a geodude walks into a bar...

Mr155555 February 6th, 2014 4:05 AM

and quickly rolls out and destroys the bar

so then typhlosion krookodile and pangoro enters a new bar

Blastin'Tyruntz February 6th, 2014 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr155555 (Post 8080087)
and quickly rolls out and destroys the bar

so then typhlosion krookodile and pangoro enters a new bar

and of course get drunk start a fight and fight and die because this is the barlocke.

So a Klefki opens the door with one of the keys and enters the bar...

isthatyoudan February 7th, 2014 6:22 PM

And, after a long night of drinking, someone needs to get his keys away so he can't drive home... any volunteers?

So a togepi finds its way into a bar...

Fernbutter February 7th, 2014 7:42 PM

... And finds the other togepi who is getting hugged to death and joins in.

Then arceus warps into the bar and...

Blastin'Tyruntz February 10th, 2014 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fernbutter (Post 8082681)
... And finds the other togepi who is getting hugged to death and joins in.

Then arceus warps into the bar and...

And becomes a Housewares type because he stepped on a plate (haha..plate..)

So the bartender, a Luvdisc, enters the bar to start her night shift...

destinedjagold February 10th, 2014 7:47 PM

...and was thrown around by drunk mons, thinking the Luvdisc was a boomerang.

...and then a Spoink spoinked into the bar...

Pokemaster_99 February 11th, 2014 7:48 AM

...and poured a pint of lager on its pearl.

So, a Beartic comes into the bar...

DarkPoke001 February 11th, 2014 7:51 AM

...and falls over smashing a table,

then, an Avalugg walks into a bar...

Mr155555 February 13th, 2014 4:44 AM

and then the drunk mons thought he was a table

so the lawyer honchkrow inters the bar

Fernbutter February 13th, 2014 2:36 PM

... and gets a arrested for getting a drink on duty.

Groudon awakens underneath a bar and...

Anvils Alive February 14th, 2014 11:37 AM

...completely demolishes everyone and all they love, taking the bar itself with it.

A Lapras swims over to the remains of the bar...

Warship February 19th, 2014 1:13 PM

and dies because of the wounds the splinters of the bar caused.

so a Carbink floats over the dead body of the Lapras...

Squirrel February 21st, 2014 9:46 AM

... and summons his friends to compact their minerals together and form a brand new bar dedicated to the memory of the poor deceased Lapras, becoming sturdier and more impressive than ever.

A Pachirisu then walks into the bar...

lucariokul February 21st, 2014 8:27 PM

And has a Seizure!
So a Mega-Lucario walks in with a normal Lucario and a Shiny Riolu...

Arrow_Riddari March 2nd, 2014 9:51 AM

And decides to take up running a trainer school and first gym in Aspertia after he learned that Lenora was on a pregnancy leave.
So, N walks into a bar...

Blastin'Tyruntz March 2nd, 2014 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arrow_Riddari (Post 8123449)
And decides to take up running a trainer school and first gym in Aspertia after he learned that Lenora was on a pregnancy leave.
So, N walks into a bar...

And, because of his ability to talk to pokemon, is having the best bartender ever.

So, a Diancie comes to talk about her problems....

lucariokul March 2nd, 2014 12:30 PM

And a trainer tries to kill her and claim her diamonds, running out after, pursued by half the Pokémon in the bar..


So a Dragonite enters with an injured absol...

Uxie101 March 9th, 2014 4:49 AM

And Dragonite splashes a cup of water on the injured absol,In front of people

So a Meloetta walks into a Bar.

alisaie March 9th, 2014 11:44 AM

And gets wrapped into singing for the bar all night.

So a Wurmple walks into a bar...

lucariokul March 9th, 2014 12:24 PM

Ands becomes cocooned in the curtains.


The Absol wakes up and the Dragonite leaves...

Skystrike March 10th, 2014 7:06 AM

...and the Absol predicts that something HORRIBLE and CREEPY and SPOOKY will happen to the next Pokemon that walks in!!!

So an Alakazam teleports into a bar...

lucariokul March 10th, 2014 12:31 PM

And loses it's concentration on it's psychic abilities, which results in its head falling off! (Read it's Pokedex entries)


A shiny Riolu comes in and asks for a hot chocolate with ginger...

Zorogami March 11th, 2014 6:27 AM

but he is denied service, because the owner has never caught a shiny and resents them!

So a Phanpy walks into a bar...

Skystrike March 11th, 2014 6:56 AM

and tries to roll out some changes, but the owner is having none of that. (ha ha ha roll out get it because Phanpy can learn rollout wow funny)

So a Houndour walks into a bar...

lucariokul March 11th, 2014 12:03 PM

And attacks the tables, which have mega-stones in them.


Miror B moonwalks in... ( The Absol, Riolu, and Lucario all hide)

orangeralts21 March 11th, 2014 6:46 PM

and pays for everyone's new hairdo of the Pokeball 'fro.

So a Farfetch'd stalks into a bar....

lucariokul March 11th, 2014 9:20 PM

(LOL, STALKS!!!!! XD!!! Thanks for that, you made my day.)


And runs out when he realised the bartender is eating Onion Soup.










Lugia teleports in (He cannot fit through the door)...

Zorogami March 13th, 2014 3:25 AM

And since he is crowding the whole room with his massive size, the owner tells him to leave!

So a blind Spinda walks into a bar...


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