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Fernbutter March 13th, 2014 5:01 AM

and gets knocked out! (If you get this then I salute you)

... A Pikachu walks over the blind Spinda and...

lucariokul March 13th, 2014 12:58 PM

Everyone ask for autographs because he is overrated.




The baby lugia Silver from the anime flies in...

Swaggintotehmax March 13th, 2014 5:27 PM

And all fire types want to kick him from the bar.

So a Raikou dashes into the bar

lucariokul March 13th, 2014 7:52 PM

And his lightning strikes down the bar, just like the Burned Tower in HeartGold version. Thankfully suicune arrives and cools the fire with rain.


A Miltank enters.

orangeralts21 March 14th, 2014 8:56 PM

and all of the present Pokemon bow down like it's the Lord Helix. Ignoring their gratitude, the Miltank Rollout's them to death and Whitney laughs triumphantly.

So an Aipom walks into a bar

Arrow_Riddari March 20th, 2014 6:46 PM

And starts Nasty Plotting evil thoughts, when a really pretty shiny Lopunny walks by and the Aipom tries to Double Hit on her because she Charmed him.

So Ghetsis walks into the bar...

Kameken March 20th, 2014 7:39 PM

Th bartender yells "Ghetsis man a drink!"

Excadrill waddles into a bar...

Blastin'Tyruntz March 21st, 2014 5:50 AM

And tries to hide but Ghetsis "liberates" it outta the bar.

So Ash Ketchum walks into a bar

Zorogami March 21st, 2014 6:06 AM

And the bartender says "We dont serve minors, get the heck outta here!"

So a Elekid walks into a bar...

Kameken March 21st, 2014 9:38 AM

The excadrill bouncer says, "We don't serve miners here."

Meganium walks into a bar...

Arrow_Riddari March 22nd, 2014 3:32 PM

And Body Slams the bartender to express her love for him

So Missingno. floats/walks into the bar...

lucariokul March 22nd, 2014 3:53 PM

And looking at it, everyone starts having nightmares and seizures, getting Missingno. banned forever!
Shaymin walks in shyly..

Judge Mandolore Shepard March 22nd, 2014 4:29 PM

the bartender looks at it with awe

So Samurott comes into the bar...

disciplish March 22nd, 2014 4:45 PM

And the bartender looks at him and says, "Wotter you doin' here, it's past closing time!"

So a Tepig walks into a bar...

Kameken March 22nd, 2014 5:47 PM

And promptly leaves when he finds it em-boring.

Darkrai appears in a bar...

Judge Mandolore Shepard March 22nd, 2014 6:04 PM

and gives everyone nightmares

So Xerneas walks into a bar...

lucariokul March 22nd, 2014 10:29 PM

The nightmares disappear and everyone's lives are extended.
But Yveltal enters..

Fernbutter March 23rd, 2014 12:21 AM

... and starts ****ing things up!

Mew pops up into the bar and...

Arrow_Riddari March 23rd, 2014 8:18 AM

Brings in the weird protection thing from the Tree of Beginning to swallow all the humans, until the bartender bans him.

So Mewtwo floats into the bar...

Wobbu March 29th, 2014 11:11 AM

...and clones everyone.

So a Ditto transforms into a bar...

Meksal March 29th, 2014 11:14 AM

And the bartender points to a sign on the wall. "Can't you read? No transforming in the bar!"


So a Wailord goes swimming into a bar.

GarlandDaHero March 29th, 2014 11:56 AM

...and the whole place comes crumbling down.

So a Lopunny walks into a bar...

Judge Mandolore Shepard March 29th, 2014 3:34 PM

and everyone can not take their eyes off it

So then Medicham walks into a bar...

GarlandDaHero March 29th, 2014 3:36 PM

...and she and the Lopunny have an idea.

And then a Gardevoir walked into a bar...

Kameken March 29th, 2014 6:26 PM

... wearing a sign saying it's a male.
(Super topical)

Arbok slithers into a bar...

GarlandDaHero March 30th, 2014 5:03 AM

...and was frightened by a mongoose.

So Regigigas stomps into a bar...

Arrow_Riddari March 30th, 2014 6:00 AM

And freezes into a statue in the middle of the bar for the next millennium or so [unless someone brings the other three Regis].

So a Shaymin walks into the bar...

Fernbutter March 30th, 2014 7:05 AM

... and grows a forest in it.

Then Groudon decides to visit said bar and...

Mr155555 March 30th, 2014 8:40 AM

completely destroys the bar and wrecks havoc

so then rayquaza came to calm down groudon

lucariokul March 30th, 2014 12:21 PM

And his ability begins to choke everyone (AIR LOCK).
Cresselia hovers in serenely.

Arrow_Riddari March 30th, 2014 4:47 PM

And everyone has good dreams.
So Darkrai comes into the bar to chase out Cresselia...

Fernbutter March 31st, 2014 2:19 AM

And in the process induces the worst nightmares in everyone...

Pikachu just rolls into the bar and...

Arrow_Riddari March 31st, 2014 8:38 AM

Shocks the living daylights out of Darkrai for stealing his ketchup.

Arceus teleports into the bar...

kirbasaur April 2nd, 2014 11:16 AM

And says that this is insignificant and that he needs his jewel of life and travels throw time to get it

Abra is sleeping in the corner.

Arrow_Riddari April 3rd, 2014 7:11 AM

Until the Arceus hits him through time travel for stealing the Jewel of Life.

The bartender notices a Jynx strolling into the bar and winking at him...

lucariokul April 6th, 2014 10:13 PM

And they fall in love.


A Helix Fossil floats inside.

Fernbutter April 6th, 2014 11:04 PM

... It gets mistaken as a art piece and gets it's picture taken.

So Zekrom decides to drop by and...

Smeargle April 6th, 2014 11:31 PM

... And begins to play pool using the voltorbs in the bar.

So a smeargle walks in...

Judge Mandolore Shepard April 7th, 2014 6:16 AM

And gets mobbed by art lovers

So Xerneas walks into a bar...

Arrow_Riddari April 7th, 2014 11:46 AM

And grants everyone with immortality who are currently in the bar.

So a new bartender comes into the bar...

Sydian April 7th, 2014 1:32 PM

...but they're not a Pokemon, so I don't know what to make of that.

So a Petilil walks into a bar...

Feraligatr13 April 7th, 2014 1:55 PM

...and runs into that Jynx from before. They then proceed to gather all female-only Pokemon and have a girls' night out.

So a Feraligatr stomps into a bar...

The Void April 7th, 2014 4:48 PM

...and lazergates everyone.

So a Dragonite walks into a bar...

Fernbutter April 7th, 2014 5:09 PM

And uses hyperbeam on everything...

Then a Wailord ends up in the bar somehow and...

Arrow_Riddari April 7th, 2014 8:17 PM

brings his buddy Relicanth to free the Regis from eternal slumber.

So an Aerodactyl gets revived from an Old Amber in the bar...

Fernbutter April 8th, 2014 3:17 AM

... and then gets ultimately decimated by Dragonite who was there.

A Stunfisk flops into the bar's entrance then...

タイラー April 8th, 2014 8:34 PM

Gets sat on by dragonite

A slow poke waddles into the bar...

Smeargle April 8th, 2014 9:24 PM

... And announced groudon and rayquaza had been at the bar

So a pickpocket seviper slithered himself into the bar ...

Arrow_Riddari April 9th, 2014 6:15 AM

And stole everyone's money.

So, a Zangoose came in following the Seviper...

Voliol April 9th, 2014 8:45 AM

...and suddenly started fighting the Seviper!

So, a false prophet flareon came in to the bar...

Arrow_Riddari April 9th, 2014 6:45 PM

And everyone began to worship it like the new Arceus.

So now Excadrill drilled its way to the bar...

Curtis542 April 9th, 2014 7:26 PM

...because he didn't see it there.

So Lugia flies into a bar...

pokemonlover717 April 9th, 2014 9:51 PM

...and uses safeguard to protect that squirtle from before from being executed.
so palpitoad walks into the bar...

Fernbutter April 10th, 2014 12:37 AM

... and gets mistaken as a stool!

Then Zygarde shows up and...

Arrow_Riddari April 10th, 2014 6:37 AM

And goes and kicks Yveltal and Xerneas' butts for creating havoc.

So Genesect comes into the bar...

pokemonlover717 April 10th, 2014 10:55 PM

...And ate all of the food.
So landorus floats into the bar...

Arrow_Riddari April 11th, 2014 4:10 PM

And starts causing havoc.
So Shaymin comes into the bar...

Fernbutter April 11th, 2014 7:14 PM

... and makes flowers start growing out of everyone's drinks.

Then a Rapidash shows up and...

Arrow_Riddari April 12th, 2014 7:47 AM

Burns the Shaymin's flower paradise.

So an Arcanine follows the large crowd of Pokemon that are all at the bar already...

Dragalge April 13th, 2014 10:17 AM

...and orders a Protein.

So a Dragonite walks into a bar...

IeUaN_08 April 15th, 2014 2:55 AM

...where Lance feeds him a omega berry.

Pichu then wanders into an increasingly busy bar...

Voliol April 15th, 2014 3:43 AM

and becomes macho. (Do you get it?)

So a communist skitty comes into a bar...

lozzop April 15th, 2014 3:57 AM

to make sure everybody has an equal amount of drinks.

so a clefable dances into a bar...

Arrow_Riddari April 23rd, 2014 2:25 PM

And starts cheering the others to dance with it... And do the cupid shuffle!

So a Jigglypuff with a messed up voice floats into the bar...

Lihtal April 23rd, 2014 2:41 PM

just to realize it was karaoke night which puffled his jigglies.


So a Spinda walks already drunk in to a bar...

Majestic Electric April 26th, 2014 8:33 AM

...and he pukes all over the floor...

So, a Skiddo walks into a bar...

Mr155555 April 26th, 2014 1:13 PM

and began to chase a skiddo from the audience

so a greninja flops into the bar

Chaos_Darkrai April 26th, 2014 2:42 PM

...and throws water shurikens all over the karaoke party!

So a mega-charizard-x stomps his way into the bar

xVaporeon April 27th, 2014 1:42 PM

and burns up anything and everything in it's path.

So a very angry but sassy Snubbull walks into the bar...

Chaos_Darkrai April 27th, 2014 3:03 PM

And falls in love with the communist skitty!

So Deoxys-Attack rides into the bar on a meteor...

Arrow_Riddari April 27th, 2014 7:10 PM

It sees Deoxys-S and they start dancing together and creating auroras.

So a Rayquaza comes in wanting to eat the Deoxys-A...

Seth Rollins April 28th, 2014 8:32 AM

But exploded because Deoxys-A was too big.

A Yveltal walks into a bar..

Chaos_Darkrai April 28th, 2014 11:55 AM

And is clearly upset with Mega-Charizard-X for burning everything and destroys it...

So Mega-Garchomp digs it's way into the bar...

Mr155555 May 11th, 2014 1:30 PM

and begins to earthquake and outrage the bar destroying it

so then a togekiss enters the bar

orangeralts21 May 13th, 2014 12:51 PM

and begins to repeat everything it is saying.

So a Seviper slithers into a bar...

Judge Mandolore Shepard May 14th, 2014 6:24 AM

And gets into a fight with a Zangoose

So a Swampert walks into a bar...

Fernbutter May 14th, 2014 8:01 AM

And stinks up the bar entirely.

Then an Infernape orders an alcoholic drink...

Skystrike May 15th, 2014 1:23 PM

And goes bananas!!

hurls self over cliff

A Topegi wanders in...

Hawkman32 May 15th, 2014 6:14 PM

And everyone has hard boiled eggs for lunch.

A Snorlax named your mom walks in ( Not to affend anyone )

ReeDim June 3rd, 2014 7:53 AM

And falls asleep by the doorway, trapping everyone in.

Once that problem's been resolved, a Missingno glitches in.

nathan488 June 3rd, 2014 9:09 AM

haha this is becoming way more confusing than it is!

But it's a funny joke

Arrow_Riddari June 3rd, 2014 12:43 PM

And freezes the entire bar until the Snorlax eats it.

Officer Jenny patrols the bar...

Mr155555 June 4th, 2014 12:34 AM

and she mistakes her growlithe as an arcanine yet again

so an aegislash inters the bar

acatfrommars June 7th, 2014 6:59 AM

And is like "Dude, too me my mother sword."
To his surprise...


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