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and gets knocked out! (If you get this then I salute you)
... A Pikachu walks over the blind Spinda and... |
Everyone ask for autographs because he is overrated.
The baby lugia Silver from the anime flies in... |
And all fire types want to kick him from the bar.
So a Raikou dashes into the bar |
And his lightning strikes down the bar, just like the Burned Tower in HeartGold version. Thankfully suicune arrives and cools the fire with rain.
A Miltank enters. |
and all of the present Pokemon bow down like it's the Lord Helix. Ignoring their gratitude, the Miltank Rollout's them to death and Whitney laughs triumphantly.
So an Aipom walks into a bar |
And starts Nasty Plotting evil thoughts, when a really pretty shiny Lopunny walks by and the Aipom tries to Double Hit on her because she Charmed him.
So Ghetsis walks into the bar... |
Th bartender yells "Ghetsis man a drink!"
Excadrill waddles into a bar... |
And tries to hide but Ghetsis "liberates" it outta the bar.
So Ash Ketchum walks into a bar |
And the bartender says "We dont serve minors, get the heck outta here!"
So a Elekid walks into a bar... |
The excadrill bouncer says, "We don't serve miners here."
Meganium walks into a bar... |
And Body Slams the bartender to express her love for him
So Missingno. floats/walks into the bar... |
And looking at it, everyone starts having nightmares and seizures, getting Missingno. banned forever!
Shaymin walks in shyly.. |
the bartender looks at it with awe
So Samurott comes into the bar... |
And the bartender looks at him and says, "Wotter you doin' here, it's past closing time!"
So a Tepig walks into a bar... |
And promptly leaves when he finds it em-boring.
Darkrai appears in a bar... |
and gives everyone nightmares
So Xerneas walks into a bar... |
The nightmares disappear and everyone's lives are extended.
But Yveltal enters.. |
... and starts ****ing things up!
Mew pops up into the bar and... |
Brings in the weird protection thing from the Tree of Beginning to swallow all the humans, until the bartender bans him.
So Mewtwo floats into the bar... |
...and clones everyone.
So a Ditto transforms into a bar... |
And the bartender points to a sign on the wall. "Can't you read? No transforming in the bar!"
So a Wailord goes swimming into a bar. |
...and the whole place comes crumbling down.
So a Lopunny walks into a bar... |
and everyone can not take their eyes off it
So then Medicham walks into a bar... |
...and she and the Lopunny have an idea.
And then a Gardevoir walked into a bar... |
... wearing a sign saying it's a male.
(Super topical) Arbok slithers into a bar... |
...and was frightened by a mongoose.
So Regigigas stomps into a bar... |
And freezes into a statue in the middle of the bar for the next millennium or so [unless someone brings the other three Regis].
So a Shaymin walks into the bar... |
... and grows a forest in it.
Then Groudon decides to visit said bar and... |
completely destroys the bar and wrecks havoc
so then rayquaza came to calm down groudon |
And his ability begins to choke everyone (AIR LOCK).
Cresselia hovers in serenely. |
And everyone has good dreams.
So Darkrai comes into the bar to chase out Cresselia... |
And in the process induces the worst nightmares in everyone...
Pikachu just rolls into the bar and... |
Shocks the living daylights out of Darkrai for stealing his ketchup.
Arceus teleports into the bar... |
And says that this is insignificant and that he needs his jewel of life and travels throw time to get it
Abra is sleeping in the corner. |
Until the Arceus hits him through time travel for stealing the Jewel of Life.
The bartender notices a Jynx strolling into the bar and winking at him... |
And they fall in love.
A Helix Fossil floats inside. |
... It gets mistaken as a art piece and gets it's picture taken.
So Zekrom decides to drop by and... |
... And begins to play pool using the voltorbs in the bar.
So a smeargle walks in... |
And gets mobbed by art lovers
So Xerneas walks into a bar... |
And grants everyone with immortality who are currently in the bar.
So a new bartender comes into the bar... |
...but they're not a Pokemon, so I don't know what to make of that.
So a Petilil walks into a bar... |
...and runs into that Jynx from before. They then proceed to gather all female-only Pokemon and have a girls' night out.
So a Feraligatr stomps into a bar... |
...and lazergates everyone.
So a Dragonite walks into a bar... |
And uses hyperbeam on everything...
Then a Wailord ends up in the bar somehow and... |
brings his buddy Relicanth to free the Regis from eternal slumber.
So an Aerodactyl gets revived from an Old Amber in the bar... |
... and then gets ultimately decimated by Dragonite who was there.
A Stunfisk flops into the bar's entrance then... |
Gets sat on by dragonite
A slow poke waddles into the bar... |
... And announced groudon and rayquaza had been at the bar
So a pickpocket seviper slithered himself into the bar ... |
And stole everyone's money.
So, a Zangoose came in following the Seviper... |
...and suddenly started fighting the Seviper!
So, a false prophet flareon came in to the bar... |
And everyone began to worship it like the new Arceus.
So now Excadrill drilled its way to the bar... |
...because he didn't see it there.
So Lugia flies into a bar... |
...and uses safeguard to protect that squirtle from before from being executed.
so palpitoad walks into the bar... |
... and gets mistaken as a stool!
Then Zygarde shows up and... |
And goes and kicks Yveltal and Xerneas' butts for creating havoc.
So Genesect comes into the bar... |
...And ate all of the food.
So landorus floats into the bar... |
And starts causing havoc.
So Shaymin comes into the bar... |
... and makes flowers start growing out of everyone's drinks.
Then a Rapidash shows up and... |
Burns the Shaymin's flower paradise.
So an Arcanine follows the large crowd of Pokemon that are all at the bar already... |
...and orders a Protein.
So a Dragonite walks into a bar... |
...where Lance feeds him a omega berry.
Pichu then wanders into an increasingly busy bar... |
and becomes macho. (Do you get it?)
So a communist skitty comes into a bar... |
to make sure everybody has an equal amount of drinks.
so a clefable dances into a bar... |
And starts cheering the others to dance with it... And do the cupid shuffle!
So a Jigglypuff with a messed up voice floats into the bar... |
just to realize it was karaoke night which puffled his jigglies.
So a Spinda walks already drunk in to a bar... |
...and he pukes all over the floor...
So, a Skiddo walks into a bar... |
and began to chase a skiddo from the audience
so a greninja flops into the bar |
...and throws water shurikens all over the karaoke party!
So a mega-charizard-x stomps his way into the bar |
and burns up anything and everything in it's path.
So a very angry but sassy Snubbull walks into the bar... |
And falls in love with the communist skitty!
So Deoxys-Attack rides into the bar on a meteor... |
It sees Deoxys-S and they start dancing together and creating auroras.
So a Rayquaza comes in wanting to eat the Deoxys-A... |
But exploded because Deoxys-A was too big.
A Yveltal walks into a bar.. |
And is clearly upset with Mega-Charizard-X for burning everything and destroys it...
So Mega-Garchomp digs it's way into the bar... |
and begins to earthquake and outrage the bar destroying it
so then a togekiss enters the bar |
and begins to repeat everything it is saying.
So a Seviper slithers into a bar... |
And gets into a fight with a Zangoose
So a Swampert walks into a bar... |
And stinks up the bar entirely.
Then an Infernape orders an alcoholic drink... |
And goes bananas!!
hurls self over cliff A Topegi wanders in... |
And everyone has hard boiled eggs for lunch.
A Snorlax named your mom walks in ( Not to affend anyone ) |
And falls asleep by the doorway, trapping everyone in.
Once that problem's been resolved, a Missingno glitches in. |
haha this is becoming way more confusing than it is!
But it's a funny joke |
And freezes the entire bar until the Snorlax eats it.
Officer Jenny patrols the bar... |
and she mistakes her growlithe as an arcanine yet again
so an aegislash inters the bar |
And is like "Dude, too me my mother sword."
To his surprise... |
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