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And then he realizes he's not legally old enough to be in a bar and leaves.
So the legendary birds waltz on into a bar... |
And have a fight over whose power is better.
So Milotic flies/glides/slides into a bar... |
And all the guys in the bar hit on Milotic, but then Milotic reveals that he's male.
So Kecleon walks into a bar... |
And it turns out there were nine invisible others.
So a Sharpedo swims/floats/whatevers into a bar... |
No he didn't people/pokemon don't normally fill bars with water
So a Bisharp walks into a bar... |
...and says "Screw you guys, I'm too cool for this bar" and leaves.
So a Cranidos walks into a bar... |
But gets drunk, passes out and becomes a fossil after being passed out a million years later.
So a Garbardor walks into a bar... |
And everyone else leaves.
So a Tropius walks into a bar... |
And people eat off his neck. I mean like they eat off of it not like they eat his neck off.
A phione swims into a bar... |
...and finds Manaphy with another Ditto.
So an Igglybuff walks into a bar... |
.....and bounced back into the nursery.
So an unown floats into a bar...... |
With his buddies and they spell out to the bartender "one margarita please"
So a Terrakion walks into a bar... |
...and sees that Keldeo got in with a fake ID.
So a Shedinja floats into a bar... |
But when he leaves and turns around everyone dies.
So an Arcanine elegantly strolls into a bar... |
...and finds out that alcohol is flammable.
So Eevee walks into a bar... |
And gets drunk and starts rapidly shifting through forms.
So a Castform floats into a bar... |
And uses hail, which angers everyone else.
So a Zangoose walks into a bar... |
And a Seviper is inside. You know what happens next.
So Meloetta flies into a bar... |
...well, not flies, really, she walked, but she was very light on her feet.
So a Missingno. walks into a bar... |
And all hell breaks loose.
So a Bad Egg hatches in a bar... |
...and...oh dear, it was a miscarriage.
So Luvdisc flops into a bar... |
And steps on the first Pokémon he sees. In order to make up for the mistake, he proceeds to put ketchup on everyone's food. *cough* never eating there again *cough*
So a Delcatty flounces into the bar... |
...and gets chased away by a Granbull.
So a Porygon-Z floats into a bar... |
And goes crazy so they disassembled him. But he ran away scared of being "disassembled" and dying. Cookie to the person who gets the reference.
So Voltorb rolls into a bar... |
And somebody mistakes him for a Pokéball, and tries to throw it.
So a Scolipede slides into a bar... |
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