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Blaze42 November 8th, 2012 5:29 PM

And then he realizes he's not legally old enough to be in a bar and leaves.

So the legendary birds waltz on into a bar...

Zayphora November 8th, 2012 6:09 PM

And have a fight over whose power is better.

So Milotic flies/glides/slides into a bar...

Blaze42 November 8th, 2012 9:49 PM

And all the guys in the bar hit on Milotic, but then Milotic reveals that he's male.

So Kecleon walks into a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 17th, 2012 7:59 PM

And it turns out there were nine invisible others.

So a Sharpedo swims/floats/whatevers into a bar...

pikakitten November 17th, 2012 8:05 PM

No he didn't people/pokemon don't normally fill bars with water
So a Bisharp walks into a bar...

PiemanFiddy November 17th, 2012 9:00 PM

...and says "Screw you guys, I'm too cool for this bar" and leaves.


So a Cranidos walks into a bar...

pikakitten November 18th, 2012 12:02 AM

But gets drunk, passes out and becomes a fossil after being passed out a million years later.

So a Garbardor walks into a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 18th, 2012 5:14 AM

And everyone else leaves.

So a Tropius walks into a bar...

pikakitten November 18th, 2012 10:01 AM

And people eat off his neck. I mean like they eat off of it not like they eat his neck off.

A phione swims into a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 20th, 2012 8:04 AM

...and finds Manaphy with another Ditto.

So an Igglybuff walks into a bar...

BrainWave November 20th, 2012 8:49 AM

.....and bounced back into the nursery.

So an unown floats into a bar......

pikakitten November 20th, 2012 10:12 AM

With his buddies and they spell out to the bartender "one margarita please"

So a Terrakion walks into a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 20th, 2012 6:04 PM

...and sees that Keldeo got in with a fake ID.

So a Shedinja floats into a bar...

pikakitten November 21st, 2012 12:53 AM

But when he leaves and turns around everyone dies.

So an Arcanine elegantly strolls into a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 21st, 2012 9:06 AM

...and finds out that alcohol is flammable.

So Eevee walks into a bar...

pikakitten November 21st, 2012 10:30 AM

And gets drunk and starts rapidly shifting through forms.

So a Castform floats into a bar...

Blaze42 November 21st, 2012 11:45 AM

And uses hail, which angers everyone else.

So a Zangoose walks into a bar...

pikakitten November 21st, 2012 1:17 PM

And a Seviper is inside. You know what happens next.

So Meloetta flies into a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 21st, 2012 3:58 PM

...well, not flies, really, she walked, but she was very light on her feet.

So a Missingno. walks into a bar...

pikakitten November 21st, 2012 5:39 PM

And all hell breaks loose.

So a Bad Egg hatches in a bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 22nd, 2012 7:34 AM

...and...oh dear, it was a miscarriage.

So Luvdisc flops into a bar...

Meowing Mewtwo November 22nd, 2012 7:56 AM

And steps on the first Pokémon he sees. In order to make up for the mistake, he proceeds to put ketchup on everyone's food. *cough* never eating there again *cough*

So a Delcatty flounces into the bar...

BR8N03epsilon November 22nd, 2012 8:09 AM

...and gets chased away by a Granbull.

So a Porygon-Z floats into a bar...

pikakitten November 22nd, 2012 9:49 AM

And goes crazy so they disassembled him. But he ran away scared of being "disassembled" and dying. Cookie to the person who gets the reference.

So Voltorb rolls into a bar...

Blaze42 November 22nd, 2012 11:43 AM

And somebody mistakes him for a Pokéball, and tries to throw it.

So a Scolipede slides into a bar...


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