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Warship January 23rd, 2014 7:36 AM

...and warps away the bartender into a blackhole.

so a Turtwig walks into a bar...

isthatyoudan January 23rd, 2014 8:47 AM

... and has a tur-swig of a beverage.

So, anyways a grimer walks into a bar..

Blastin'Tyruntz January 24th, 2014 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by isthatyoudan (Post 8054687)
... and has a tur-swig of a beverage.

So, anyways a grimer walks into a bar..

And puts poison into peoples' drinks,get arrested but he is made of acid so he melts the handcuffs and runs away dramatically,thus making a whole bunch of cops to run after him.

So a Rapidash dashes rapidly into a bar (see what i did there?)....

Shrew January 26th, 2014 1:17 AM

And the bartender gives it a drink free of (Flame) charge.

An Aipom walks into a bar..

Blastin'Tyruntz January 26th, 2014 5:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrew (Post 8059879)
And the bartender gives it a drink free of (Flame) charge.

An Aipom walks into a bar..

And uses his tail to steal from the tip jar while he drinks.

After that a Rotom levitates into the bar...

isthatyoudan January 29th, 2014 2:15 PM

And gets a job as their new refrigerator!

So, this Honedge floats into a bar...

pixie^.^forest January 29th, 2014 7:01 PM

and floats out terrified upon seeing Giratina wrecking everything in the bar.


so Wobbufet leaps into the neighbouring bar....

BakingBluePotatoe January 29th, 2014 10:30 PM

...and blows up when a Giraffarig steps on it's tail.

The Giraffarig runs away to another bar....

eviljelly January 29th, 2014 11:25 PM

And forces its tail to be the designated driver

So a Mawile walks into a bar

destinedjagold January 29th, 2014 11:29 PM

...and ordered a large mug for it's buddy.

and then a magnemite floated into a bar...

pixie^.^forest January 29th, 2014 11:51 PM

- too drunk to realize the party was over.

and so Totodile blasted into a nearby bar..

Fernbutter January 30th, 2014 1:09 AM

... And flooded the place and laughed.

Then a Typhlosion somehow fits through the door and...

Mr155555 January 30th, 2014 3:08 AM

and orders a drink and then go away with his buddies krookodile and pangoro

so then a sylveon enters a bar

pixie^.^forest January 30th, 2014 3:37 AM

and all the pokes were starstruck for a minute or two.

so to break that enchanted moment,

Togepi walks into the bar..

Blastin'Tyruntz January 30th, 2014 4:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cacelyn (Post 8067550)
and all the pokes were starstruck for a minute or two.

so to break that enchanted moment,

Togepi walks into the bar..

And gets hugged by lots of drunk people for no appearent reason.

So a Zangoose cuts the door and goes into the bar...

pixie^.^forest January 30th, 2014 4:25 AM

and told everyone to take their shirts off. but walked out upon the sight of

Vulcarona who walks into the bar,

Blastin'Tyruntz January 31st, 2014 6:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cacelyn (Post 8067599)
and told everyone to take their shirts off. but walked out upon the sight of

Vulcarona who walks into the bar,

It actually flies...orders a Molotov cocktail, light it up and throws it outside for fun.
So its friend, a Machoke, walks into the bar...

Pokemaster_99 February 1st, 2014 6:50 AM

...and chokes the bartender and gulps 5 shots of Tequila.

Right afterwards, a Seviper slithers into the bar...

SubChild February 5th, 2014 12:52 PM

..And starts a bar fight with a zangoose

So a Rhydon charged into a bar

eviljelly February 5th, 2014 6:25 PM

And died because its weak against the steel type.

So a swarm of unown fly into a bar...

isthatyoudan February 5th, 2014 6:29 PM

... And spell "COCKTAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then a Magmar walks into a bar...

boss-squirtle-man February 5th, 2014 6:42 PM

and starts a grand game of "the floor is lava"!!
So a geodude walks into a bar...

Mr155555 February 6th, 2014 4:05 AM

and quickly rolls out and destroys the bar

so then typhlosion krookodile and pangoro enters a new bar

Blastin'Tyruntz February 6th, 2014 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr155555 (Post 8080087)
and quickly rolls out and destroys the bar

so then typhlosion krookodile and pangoro enters a new bar

and of course get drunk start a fight and fight and die because this is the barlocke.

So a Klefki opens the door with one of the keys and enters the bar...

isthatyoudan February 7th, 2014 6:22 PM

And, after a long night of drinking, someone needs to get his keys away so he can't drive home... any volunteers?

So a togepi finds its way into a bar...


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