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... And finds the other togepi who is getting hugged to death and joins in.
Then arceus warps into the bar and... |
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So the bartender, a Luvdisc, enters the bar to start her night shift... |
...and was thrown around by drunk mons, thinking the Luvdisc was a boomerang.
...and then a Spoink spoinked into the bar... |
...and poured a pint of lager on its pearl.
So, a Beartic comes into the bar... |
...and falls over smashing a table,
then, an Avalugg walks into a bar... |
and then the drunk mons thought he was a table
so the lawyer honchkrow inters the bar |
... and gets a arrested for getting a drink on duty.
Groudon awakens underneath a bar and... |
...completely demolishes everyone and all they love, taking the bar itself with it.
A Lapras swims over to the remains of the bar... |
and dies because of the wounds the splinters of the bar caused.
so a Carbink floats over the dead body of the Lapras... |
... and summons his friends to compact their minerals together and form a brand new bar dedicated to the memory of the poor deceased Lapras, becoming sturdier and more impressive than ever.
A Pachirisu then walks into the bar... |
And has a Seizure!
So a Mega-Lucario walks in with a normal Lucario and a Shiny Riolu... |
And decides to take up running a trainer school and first gym in Aspertia after he learned that Lenora was on a pregnancy leave.
So, N walks into a bar... |
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So, a Diancie comes to talk about her problems.... |
And a trainer tries to kill her and claim her diamonds, running out after, pursued by half the Pokémon in the bar..
So a Dragonite enters with an injured absol... |
And Dragonite splashes a cup of water on the injured absol,In front of people
So a Meloetta walks into a Bar. |
And gets wrapped into singing for the bar all night.
So a Wurmple walks into a bar... |
Ands becomes cocooned in the curtains.
The Absol wakes up and the Dragonite leaves... |
...and the Absol predicts that something HORRIBLE and CREEPY and SPOOKY will happen to the next Pokemon that walks in!!!
So an Alakazam teleports into a bar... |
And loses it's concentration on it's psychic abilities, which results in its head falling off! (Read it's Pokedex entries)
A shiny Riolu comes in and asks for a hot chocolate with ginger... |
but he is denied service, because the owner has never caught a shiny and resents them!
So a Phanpy walks into a bar... |
and tries to roll out some changes, but the owner is having none of that. (ha ha ha roll out get it because Phanpy can learn rollout wow funny)
So a Houndour walks into a bar... |
And attacks the tables, which have mega-stones in them.
Miror B moonwalks in... ( The Absol, Riolu, and Lucario all hide) |
and pays for everyone's new hairdo of the Pokeball 'fro.
So a Farfetch'd stalks into a bar.... |
(LOL, STALKS!!!!! XD!!! Thanks for that, you made my day.)
And runs out when he realised the bartender is eating Onion Soup. Lugia teleports in (He cannot fit through the door)... |
And since he is crowding the whole room with his massive size, the owner tells him to leave!
So a blind Spinda walks into a bar... |
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