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Fernbutter February 7th, 2014 7:42 PM

... And finds the other togepi who is getting hugged to death and joins in.

Then arceus warps into the bar and...

Blastin'Tyruntz February 10th, 2014 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Fernbutter (Post 8082681)
... And finds the other togepi who is getting hugged to death and joins in.

Then arceus warps into the bar and...

And becomes a Housewares type because he stepped on a plate (haha..plate..)

So the bartender, a Luvdisc, enters the bar to start her night shift...

destinedjagold February 10th, 2014 7:47 PM

...and was thrown around by drunk mons, thinking the Luvdisc was a boomerang.

...and then a Spoink spoinked into the bar...

Pokemaster_99 February 11th, 2014 7:48 AM

...and poured a pint of lager on its pearl.

So, a Beartic comes into the bar...

DarkPoke001 February 11th, 2014 7:51 AM

...and falls over smashing a table,

then, an Avalugg walks into a bar...

Mr155555 February 13th, 2014 4:44 AM

and then the drunk mons thought he was a table

so the lawyer honchkrow inters the bar

Fernbutter February 13th, 2014 2:36 PM

... and gets a arrested for getting a drink on duty.

Groudon awakens underneath a bar and...

Anvils Alive February 14th, 2014 11:37 AM

...completely demolishes everyone and all they love, taking the bar itself with it.

A Lapras swims over to the remains of the bar...

Warship February 19th, 2014 1:13 PM

and dies because of the wounds the splinters of the bar caused.

so a Carbink floats over the dead body of the Lapras...

Squirrel February 21st, 2014 9:46 AM

... and summons his friends to compact their minerals together and form a brand new bar dedicated to the memory of the poor deceased Lapras, becoming sturdier and more impressive than ever.

A Pachirisu then walks into the bar...

lucariokul February 21st, 2014 8:27 PM

And has a Seizure!
So a Mega-Lucario walks in with a normal Lucario and a Shiny Riolu...

Arrow_Riddari March 2nd, 2014 9:51 AM

And decides to take up running a trainer school and first gym in Aspertia after he learned that Lenora was on a pregnancy leave.
So, N walks into a bar...

Blastin'Tyruntz March 2nd, 2014 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Arrow_Riddari (Post 8123449)
And decides to take up running a trainer school and first gym in Aspertia after he learned that Lenora was on a pregnancy leave.
So, N walks into a bar...

And, because of his ability to talk to pokemon, is having the best bartender ever.

So, a Diancie comes to talk about her problems....

lucariokul March 2nd, 2014 12:30 PM

And a trainer tries to kill her and claim her diamonds, running out after, pursued by half the Pokémon in the bar..


So a Dragonite enters with an injured absol...

Uxie101 March 9th, 2014 4:49 AM

And Dragonite splashes a cup of water on the injured absol,In front of people

So a Meloetta walks into a Bar.

alisaie March 9th, 2014 11:44 AM

And gets wrapped into singing for the bar all night.

So a Wurmple walks into a bar...

lucariokul March 9th, 2014 12:24 PM

Ands becomes cocooned in the curtains.


The Absol wakes up and the Dragonite leaves...

Skystrike March 10th, 2014 7:06 AM

...and the Absol predicts that something HORRIBLE and CREEPY and SPOOKY will happen to the next Pokemon that walks in!!!

So an Alakazam teleports into a bar...

lucariokul March 10th, 2014 12:31 PM

And loses it's concentration on it's psychic abilities, which results in its head falling off! (Read it's Pokedex entries)


A shiny Riolu comes in and asks for a hot chocolate with ginger...

Zorogami March 11th, 2014 6:27 AM

but he is denied service, because the owner has never caught a shiny and resents them!

So a Phanpy walks into a bar...

Skystrike March 11th, 2014 6:56 AM

and tries to roll out some changes, but the owner is having none of that. (ha ha ha roll out get it because Phanpy can learn rollout wow funny)

So a Houndour walks into a bar...

lucariokul March 11th, 2014 12:03 PM

And attacks the tables, which have mega-stones in them.


Miror B moonwalks in... ( The Absol, Riolu, and Lucario all hide)

orangeralts21 March 11th, 2014 6:46 PM

and pays for everyone's new hairdo of the Pokeball 'fro.

So a Farfetch'd stalks into a bar....

lucariokul March 11th, 2014 9:20 PM

(LOL, STALKS!!!!! XD!!! Thanks for that, you made my day.)


And runs out when he realised the bartender is eating Onion Soup.










Lugia teleports in (He cannot fit through the door)...

Zorogami March 13th, 2014 3:25 AM

And since he is crowding the whole room with his massive size, the owner tells him to leave!

So a blind Spinda walks into a bar...


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