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Fernbutter March 13th, 2014 5:01 AM

and gets knocked out! (If you get this then I salute you)

... A Pikachu walks over the blind Spinda and...

lucariokul March 13th, 2014 12:58 PM

Everyone ask for autographs because he is overrated.




The baby lugia Silver from the anime flies in...

Swaggintotehmax March 13th, 2014 5:27 PM

And all fire types want to kick him from the bar.

So a Raikou dashes into the bar

lucariokul March 13th, 2014 7:52 PM

And his lightning strikes down the bar, just like the Burned Tower in HeartGold version. Thankfully suicune arrives and cools the fire with rain.


A Miltank enters.

orangeralts21 March 14th, 2014 8:56 PM

and all of the present Pokemon bow down like it's the Lord Helix. Ignoring their gratitude, the Miltank Rollout's them to death and Whitney laughs triumphantly.

So an Aipom walks into a bar

Arrow_Riddari March 20th, 2014 6:46 PM

And starts Nasty Plotting evil thoughts, when a really pretty shiny Lopunny walks by and the Aipom tries to Double Hit on her because she Charmed him.

So Ghetsis walks into the bar...

Kameken March 20th, 2014 7:39 PM

Th bartender yells "Ghetsis man a drink!"

Excadrill waddles into a bar...

Blastin'Tyruntz March 21st, 2014 5:50 AM

And tries to hide but Ghetsis "liberates" it outta the bar.

So Ash Ketchum walks into a bar

Zorogami March 21st, 2014 6:06 AM

And the bartender says "We dont serve minors, get the heck outta here!"

So a Elekid walks into a bar...

Kameken March 21st, 2014 9:38 AM

The excadrill bouncer says, "We don't serve miners here."

Meganium walks into a bar...

Arrow_Riddari March 22nd, 2014 3:32 PM

And Body Slams the bartender to express her love for him

So Missingno. floats/walks into the bar...

lucariokul March 22nd, 2014 3:53 PM

And looking at it, everyone starts having nightmares and seizures, getting Missingno. banned forever!
Shaymin walks in shyly..

Judge Mandolore Shepard March 22nd, 2014 4:29 PM

the bartender looks at it with awe

So Samurott comes into the bar...

disciplish March 22nd, 2014 4:45 PM

And the bartender looks at him and says, "Wotter you doin' here, it's past closing time!"

So a Tepig walks into a bar...

Kameken March 22nd, 2014 5:47 PM

And promptly leaves when he finds it em-boring.

Darkrai appears in a bar...

Judge Mandolore Shepard March 22nd, 2014 6:04 PM

and gives everyone nightmares

So Xerneas walks into a bar...

lucariokul March 22nd, 2014 10:29 PM

The nightmares disappear and everyone's lives are extended.
But Yveltal enters..

Fernbutter March 23rd, 2014 12:21 AM

... and starts ****ing things up!

Mew pops up into the bar and...

Arrow_Riddari March 23rd, 2014 8:18 AM

Brings in the weird protection thing from the Tree of Beginning to swallow all the humans, until the bartender bans him.

So Mewtwo floats into the bar...

Wobbu March 29th, 2014 11:11 AM

...and clones everyone.

So a Ditto transforms into a bar...

Meksal March 29th, 2014 11:14 AM

And the bartender points to a sign on the wall. "Can't you read? No transforming in the bar!"


So a Wailord goes swimming into a bar.

GarlandDaHero March 29th, 2014 11:56 AM

...and the whole place comes crumbling down.

So a Lopunny walks into a bar...

Judge Mandolore Shepard March 29th, 2014 3:34 PM

and everyone can not take their eyes off it

So then Medicham walks into a bar...

GarlandDaHero March 29th, 2014 3:36 PM

...and she and the Lopunny have an idea.

And then a Gardevoir walked into a bar...

Kameken March 29th, 2014 6:26 PM

... wearing a sign saying it's a male.
(Super topical)

Arbok slithers into a bar...


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