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GarlandDaHero March 30th, 2014 5:03 AM

...and was frightened by a mongoose.

So Regigigas stomps into a bar...

Arrow_Riddari March 30th, 2014 6:00 AM

And freezes into a statue in the middle of the bar for the next millennium or so [unless someone brings the other three Regis].

So a Shaymin walks into the bar...

Fernbutter March 30th, 2014 7:05 AM

... and grows a forest in it.

Then Groudon decides to visit said bar and...

Mr155555 March 30th, 2014 8:40 AM

completely destroys the bar and wrecks havoc

so then rayquaza came to calm down groudon

lucariokul March 30th, 2014 12:21 PM

And his ability begins to choke everyone (AIR LOCK).
Cresselia hovers in serenely.

Arrow_Riddari March 30th, 2014 4:47 PM

And everyone has good dreams.
So Darkrai comes into the bar to chase out Cresselia...

Fernbutter March 31st, 2014 2:19 AM

And in the process induces the worst nightmares in everyone...

Pikachu just rolls into the bar and...

Arrow_Riddari March 31st, 2014 8:38 AM

Shocks the living daylights out of Darkrai for stealing his ketchup.

Arceus teleports into the bar...

kirbasaur April 2nd, 2014 11:16 AM

And says that this is insignificant and that he needs his jewel of life and travels throw time to get it

Abra is sleeping in the corner.

Arrow_Riddari April 3rd, 2014 7:11 AM

Until the Arceus hits him through time travel for stealing the Jewel of Life.

The bartender notices a Jynx strolling into the bar and winking at him...

lucariokul April 6th, 2014 10:13 PM

And they fall in love.


A Helix Fossil floats inside.

Fernbutter April 6th, 2014 11:04 PM

... It gets mistaken as a art piece and gets it's picture taken.

So Zekrom decides to drop by and...

Smeargle April 6th, 2014 11:31 PM

... And begins to play pool using the voltorbs in the bar.

So a smeargle walks in...

Judge Mandolore Shepard April 7th, 2014 6:16 AM

And gets mobbed by art lovers

So Xerneas walks into a bar...

Arrow_Riddari April 7th, 2014 11:46 AM

And grants everyone with immortality who are currently in the bar.

So a new bartender comes into the bar...

Sydian April 7th, 2014 1:32 PM

...but they're not a Pokemon, so I don't know what to make of that.

So a Petilil walks into a bar...

Feraligatr13 April 7th, 2014 1:55 PM

...and runs into that Jynx from before. They then proceed to gather all female-only Pokemon and have a girls' night out.

So a Feraligatr stomps into a bar...

The Void April 7th, 2014 4:48 PM

...and lazergates everyone.

So a Dragonite walks into a bar...

Fernbutter April 7th, 2014 5:09 PM

And uses hyperbeam on everything...

Then a Wailord ends up in the bar somehow and...

Arrow_Riddari April 7th, 2014 8:17 PM

brings his buddy Relicanth to free the Regis from eternal slumber.

So an Aerodactyl gets revived from an Old Amber in the bar...

Fernbutter April 8th, 2014 3:17 AM

... and then gets ultimately decimated by Dragonite who was there.

A Stunfisk flops into the bar's entrance then...

タイラー April 8th, 2014 8:34 PM

Gets sat on by dragonite

A slow poke waddles into the bar...

Smeargle April 8th, 2014 9:24 PM

... And announced groudon and rayquaza had been at the bar

So a pickpocket seviper slithered himself into the bar ...

Arrow_Riddari April 9th, 2014 6:15 AM

And stole everyone's money.

So, a Zangoose came in following the Seviper...

Voliol April 9th, 2014 8:45 AM

...and suddenly started fighting the Seviper!

So, a false prophet flareon came in to the bar...


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