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ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 7:13 PM

And Hydro Pumps Infernape while it's climbing out of the exit.

A Diglett digs it's way into a bar. Saying Dig-Dig-Diglett Dig-Dig-Diglett.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 9:03 PM

And gets mistaken for a whack a mole game xD

So a flygon flies into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 9:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadowstriker184 (Post 7354876)
And gets mistaken for a whack a mole game xD

So a flygon flies into a bar...

LMFAO!! :laugh: that was actually hilarious

And whips up a sandstorm with Sandstorm

An angry Tyranitar runs into a bar.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 9:18 PM

xD thanks

And hyper beams ash for having her baby.

So a Ludicolo dances his way into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 9:25 PM

And bumps into the angry Tyranitar. The angry Tyranitar looks at it with an evil look, Ludicolo starts shaking from fear. Tyranitar then ties Ludicolo down to a table and unleashes it's most powerful Hyper Beam ever!

A Sentret hops into a bar.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 9:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShinyUmbreon189 (Post 7354905)
And bumps into the angry Tyranitar. The angry Tyranitar looks at it with an evil look, Ludicolo starts shaking from fear. Tyranitar then ties Ludicolo down to a table and unleashes it's most powerful Hyper Beam ever!

A Sentret hops into a bar.

:D

And gets caught in a cage set up by team rocket to catch pikachu

So a pikachu walks into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 9:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadowstriker184 (Post 7354909)
:D

And gets caught in a cage set up by team rocket to catch pikachu

So a pikachu walks into a bar...

LOL! Ok this is starting to turn more into a comedy type thread. So I'm gonna add the spark it needs to get better

The Pikachu notices Sentret is caught in a cage and keeps using Thunderbolt hoping to free the Sentret but keeps zapping the crap out of it.

A black belt Hitmonchan walks into a bar.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 9:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShinyUmbreon189 (Post 7354911)
LOL! Ok this is starting to turn more into a comedy type thread. So I'm gonna add the spark it needs to get better

The Pikachu notices Sentret is caught in a cage and keeps using Thunderbolt hoping to free the Sentret but keeps zapping the crap out of it.

A black belt Hitmonchan walks into a bar.

OMG Lets roll with it

And uses Mach punch to free Sentret, and they both walk out happily

So a Hitmonlee walks into Hitmonchan trying to walk into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 9:41 PM

Hitmonlee's thinking I hope hes cool with, ya he's cool nothing gonna happen I'm good hes not gonna *BWHAM* the Hitmonchan uses Mega Punch. Hitmonchan thinks, "That's what happens when you mess with a black belt bytch!"

A Hitmontop spins into a bar and sees Hitmonlee layed out.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 9:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShinyUmbreon189 (Post 7354923)
Hitmonlee's thinking I hope hes cool with, ya he's cool nothing gonna happen I'm good hes not gonna *BWHAM* the Hitmonchan uses Mega Punch. Hitmonchan thinks, "That's what happens when you mess with a black belt bytch!"

A Hitmontop spins into a bar and sees Hitmonlee layed out.

:D This is so funny

And proceeds to Triple kicks Hitmonchan for wasting his brother.

So a Tyrogue sees all that violence while walking into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 9:50 PM

Goes and grabs a punching bag, sets it up in the middle of the bar. The trio doesn't notice Tyrogue is in there so Tyrogue starts punching and kicking it hoping for an evolution. The trio then hears the punching bag and Tyrogue making noises. So they all go over there. Hitmonchan uses Mach Punch, then Hitmontop uses Triple Kick on it, and then Hitmonlee High Jump Kicks it out of the bar.

A Machamp with 600 lb dumbbells in each hand walks in.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 9:59 PM

And smacks some sense into the Hitmons while using his free hand to order a drink.

So an umbreon walks into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 10:02 PM

Oh god this can't be good. He's weak to fighting and there's 4 fighting Pokemon in there.
Umbreon leaves and brings back his homie Espeon. They all charge after Umbreon but Espeon uses Psychic to stop them in the air. Umbreon then uses Mean Look and spits Toxic on all of them while they are in the air from Psychic. They struggle to escape but they get thrown out of the bar.

So a Gastly hovers into a bar.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShinyUmbreon189 (Post 7354941)
Oh god this can't be good. He's weak to fighting and there's 4 fighting Pokemon in there.
Umbreon leaves and brings back his homie Espeon. They all charge after Umbreon but Espeon uses Psychic to stop them in the air. Umbreon then uses Mean Look and spits Toxic on all of them while they are in the air from Psychic. They struggle to escape but they get thrown out of the bar.

So a Gastly hovers into a bar.

LMFAO

And runs into his mom Gengar on a stripper pole O.O Awkward...

So a Flareon walks into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 10:10 PM

That is very awkward.

Get's a little too drunk and catches the bar on fire with Flamethrower *bar burns down*

A Pidgey flies over the what used to be a bar, turns around and sees the bartender and lands.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 10:12 PM

And proceeds to take off, pooping on the bartenders head.

So a Glaceon walks into the ruins of a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 10:16 PM

And notices Flareon still using Flamethrower so calls the Poke 5-0, Officer Jenny runs over with Growilthe and arrests the drunk criminal.

A Wailord ends up in the bar after a Hurricane.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 10:23 PM

And hooks up with a skitty. HSOWA. Need I say more?

So a Swampert walks into a newly built bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 10:25 PM

That Skitty must of been trashed.

And uses Earthquake to test the bar and it doesn't fall so it Hydro Pumps Skitty out cos It's racist to anything not water type.

A Zapdos flies into the bar.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShinyUmbreon189 (Post 7354964)
That Skitty must of been trashed.

And uses Earthquake to test the bar and it doesn't fall so it Hydro Pumps Skitty out cos It's racist to anything not water type.

A Zapdos flies into the bar.

xD

And says ouch. Swampert rushes out to try to help, but ends up using Ice beam and kills it. Swampert and Wailord go happily back to the ocean.

So a Celibi walks into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 10:34 PM

And notices nobody there and lays it's head down cos It started feeling sick from drinking so much and falls asleep.

A Chandalure hovers into a bar.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 10:37 PM

And steals the remaining life force from Celibi, killing it.

So a Galvantula scuttles into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 10:40 PM

And get's mistaken for a spider and squashed by a Godzilla sized Tyranitar. Tyranitar then flees

A Caterpie crawls into a bar.

Shadowstriker184 September 27th, 2012 10:42 PM

And gets captured by Metrosexual Hipster who's going to train him to lvl 100 as a Metapod! Smosh reference hope you get it.

So a Buizel walks into a bar...

ShinyUmbreon189 September 27th, 2012 10:51 PM

And keeps Aqua Jetting the bathrooms cos someones in there but the doors are made of steel.

A Slowpoke walks into a bar and then wonders how it got there.


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