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mrsnuggles October 2nd, 2012 5:13 AM

Stinks up the bath room

so a magikarp flops into a bar and ...

何贤豪 October 3rd, 2012 12:47 AM

leaves because it gets mocked by everyone.

So...a Milotic goes to a bar...and...

Ice Car October 3rd, 2012 12:49 AM

Milotic can't move on land! HHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA

So a Wailord walks into a bar... Well, okay, let's just ASSUME the bar is big enough to harbor a gigantic whale and bear with me.

Rainbow Arcanine October 3rd, 2012 12:52 AM

And squishes everybody along with the furniture.

So a diglett digs its way into the bar...

Ice Car October 3rd, 2012 12:59 AM

Diglett digs. Diglett digs. Diglett Digletts Digletts.

So a Haunter somehow walks into a bar.

何贤豪 October 3rd, 2012 5:47 AM

And spooks everyone.

So...Rayquaza flies to a bar...and...

Rothometapratis October 18th, 2012 3:46 PM

...sees no Groudon or Kyogre and orders a cola.
So a tirtouga appears in the bar...

Necrum October 18th, 2012 4:14 PM

...but realizes he's too old for that sort of thing.
So a Togepi walks into a bar...

pikakitten October 18th, 2012 4:17 PM

Then he trips and his egg cracks, he runs out naked and embarrassed.

So a Zorua walks into a bar

何贤豪 October 18th, 2012 5:39 PM

And it becomes the bartender.

So...a Zoroark walks into a bar...and...

Necrum October 18th, 2012 7:43 PM

..."Hey look a shiny Entei. And Raikou. And Suicune"
So a Hydreigon floats into a bar...

Murkrow October 18th, 2012 8:54 PM

And incinerate Zoroark with a blaze of unholy flame for trying to be funny with its transformations. It takes over as the bartender.

So a Shedinja phases into the bar...

何贤豪 October 19th, 2012 12:08 AM

And leaves because suddenly, everyone was like staring at its back's crack and then they all faint (more like die?).

So...an Arceus walks into a bar...and...

Rothometapratis October 19th, 2012 2:39 AM

...leaves right away.
So a Bouffalant walks into the bar...

PokemonGiratinaX October 19th, 2012 3:14 AM

and attack every Pokemon who don't wear afro.
A Victini walks into a bar...

何贤豪 October 19th, 2012 4:19 AM

And V-Creates the bar due to it having a similar shape to the Pillars of Protection found in Eindoak.

So...a Zekrom walks into a bar...and...

Necrum October 19th, 2012 5:10 AM

everything short circuits!
So a Bidoof strolls into a bar...

何贤豪 October 19th, 2012 5:24 AM

And gets mocked for its aesthetics.

So...a Rattata walks into a bar...and...

Necrum October 19th, 2012 7:09 AM

was praised for being umong the highest percenage of Rattata.
So a Tyranitar squeezes into a bar...

pikakitten October 19th, 2012 11:05 AM

And eats the glass along with the "berry juice"

So a zubat flies into a bar.

Necrum October 19th, 2012 5:02 PM

You got away safely!
So a Chandelure walks into a bar...

Murkrow October 19th, 2012 7:13 PM

and stops everyone from escaping the bar with shadow tag! the bartender smiles.

smeargle strolls into the bar...

The Grubby Pup October 19th, 2012 10:35 PM

and walks up to a random woman, asking her for her measurements and gets slaps. But then tries to explain that he just wants her measurements, cuz he wants to sketch a fullsize portrait of her...and get slapped in the face once again.

A diglett suddenly pops in the bar

何贤豪 October 20th, 2012 1:09 AM

And got himself out of the ground. It's actually REALLY tall!

So...a Kyogre somehow gets into a bar...and...

Necrum October 20th, 2012 5:30 PM

What's a sand bar doing here!? Oh noes!!! Beached Kyogre!

So a Deoxys crash lands in a bar...


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