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Stinks up the bath room
so a magikarp flops into a bar and ... |
leaves because it gets mocked by everyone.
So...a Milotic goes to a bar...and... |
Milotic can't move on land! HHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA
So a Wailord walks into a bar... Well, okay, let's just ASSUME the bar is big enough to harbor a gigantic whale and bear with me. |
And squishes everybody along with the furniture.
So a diglett digs its way into the bar... |
Diglett digs. Diglett digs. Diglett Digletts Digletts.
So a Haunter somehow walks into a bar. |
And spooks everyone.
So...Rayquaza flies to a bar...and... |
...sees no Groudon or Kyogre and orders a cola.
So a tirtouga appears in the bar... |
...but realizes he's too old for that sort of thing.
So a Togepi walks into a bar... |
Then he trips and his egg cracks, he runs out naked and embarrassed.
So a Zorua walks into a bar |
And it becomes the bartender.
So...a Zoroark walks into a bar...and... |
..."Hey look a shiny Entei. And Raikou. And Suicune"
So a Hydreigon floats into a bar... |
And incinerate Zoroark with a blaze of unholy flame for trying to be funny with its transformations. It takes over as the bartender.
So a Shedinja phases into the bar... |
And leaves because suddenly, everyone was like staring at its back's crack and then they all faint (more like die?).
So...an Arceus walks into a bar...and... |
...leaves right away.
So a Bouffalant walks into the bar... |
and attack every Pokemon who don't wear afro.
A Victini walks into a bar... |
And V-Creates the bar due to it having a similar shape to the Pillars of Protection found in Eindoak.
So...a Zekrom walks into a bar...and... |
everything short circuits!
So a Bidoof strolls into a bar... |
And gets mocked for its aesthetics.
So...a Rattata walks into a bar...and... |
was praised for being umong the highest percenage of Rattata.
So a Tyranitar squeezes into a bar... |
And eats the glass along with the "berry juice"
So a zubat flies into a bar. |
You got away safely!
So a Chandelure walks into a bar... |
and stops everyone from escaping the bar with shadow tag! the bartender smiles.
smeargle strolls into the bar... |
and walks up to a random woman, asking her for her measurements and gets slaps. But then tries to explain that he just wants her measurements, cuz he wants to sketch a fullsize portrait of her...and get slapped in the face once again.
A diglett suddenly pops in the bar |
And got himself out of the ground. It's actually REALLY tall!
So...a Kyogre somehow gets into a bar...and... |
What's a sand bar doing here!? Oh noes!!! Beached Kyogre!
So a Deoxys crash lands in a bar... |
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