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Pokésults
Okay, this is an idea i got from one of the threads here.Basically Its giving an insult using pokemon terms.For example:
"You're as useful as a Magikarp." or "You're slower than a Slowoke!" All PC rules apply and try not to be too vain. Aaaaaaaaaaaand GO! |
You're so fat a Snorlax looks slim compared to you.
(Am I doing this right?) |
You're so slow, Slakoft could beat you in a foot race!
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Your so mad, that you will turn into a Snubull.
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My Diglett could jump higher than you.
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Your talk is so boring you could put a Jigglipuf to sleep.
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Your so ugly, you beat Feebas in an ugly contest
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You're so lazy, even Slaking moves more often than you do !
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You're as beautiful as a Milotic... Before it evolved
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You're so bad at Pokemon that the guy with level 5 magikarps beat you.
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You're so nasty even Muk runs from you.
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You're so nasty even a starving Snorlax wouldn't eat you.
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There was a beauty contest and you came 4th out of 4 and lost to Relicanth, Cradily and Gyarados
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You're so ugly, that zubats run from your wild encounters
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Your so predictable, even Audino gets tired of it.
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your so boring that even gengar doesnt want to be your shadow
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If you were a pokemon, I wouldn't choose you...
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you are so hated that if you were a pokemon, you would always be removed from the game before it is released.
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You're so ugly, even Purugly would run from you!
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You so stupid you make a Slowpoke look smart.
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You're so fat, you stepped on a Magikarp with a muddy boot and made a Stunfisk.
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You're so chaotic Giratina is more predictable than you
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Serperion used Bounce!
But it turned into Earthquake! |
You're so out of control, Primeape is tame compared to you
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Wow, sharp eyes, you Zubat...
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