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classiccartoonsftw February 2nd, 2013 1:11 AM

Not me, because I'm planning to choose Froakie.

Can someone go to Game Freak's headquarters and tell them to reveal more new Pokemon?

Serperion February 2nd, 2013 5:25 AM

I'm so sorry but I can't I'm trapped up in Rock Tunnel without flash or a guide to get out because I developed amnesia when a Geodude fell on my head. Can someone get me a pokemon with Flash so I can get out?

charcharx3 February 2nd, 2013 10:28 AM

I can't- my Noctowl that knows flash is busy trying to keep the zubats away! (unsuccessfully!)

Can someone get me a chikorita?

Captain Gizmo February 2nd, 2013 11:26 AM

No, because Chikorita belongs to Crystal.

Can someone tell me which starter is better in R/S/E?

TaichiWind February 2nd, 2013 12:28 PM

No, because everyone knows it's Blaziken.

Right guys? RIGHT?

Serperion February 2nd, 2013 3:17 PM

That previous post seems like you are helping them but I'll ignore it for now

No, Blaziken being the best is only an opinion, Sceptile and Swampert are favoured by other people.
Still need help guys, I need a pokemon with Flash!

classiccartoonsftw February 3rd, 2013 12:23 AM

I can't help you, because I don't have any.

Can you guys use Slowbro more often in Gen 5 OU?

ShadowMirror February 3rd, 2013 1:05 AM

What's a slow bro? Never heard of one

Can someone tell me what a slow bro is, I'm to slow to figure it out

classiccartoonsftw February 4th, 2013 11:35 AM

No, you can just play one of the classic games.

Can someone make a Pokemon version of Monster Arena?

Serperion February 4th, 2013 10:56 PM

No because the world would melt from radiation poisoning

Can someone please explain why it took me 3 days to get through rock tunnel?

classiccartoonsftw February 5th, 2013 6:10 AM

No, because I wasn't there.

Can someone bring this Magneton to Mt. Coronet?

Serperion February 6th, 2013 12:25 AM

No, I'm in Kanto and too far from the airport or Docks.

Can someone give me an answer to the "Is Rotom a legendary?" question?

classiccartoonsftw February 6th, 2013 7:58 AM

No, because I don't think you asked it on this topic.

Can someone make a Pokemon game with game mechanics from Ultimate Tactics?

Skystrike February 6th, 2013 8:47 AM

No, because crossovers suck.

Can someone make a game where the actions are done in Real Time?

Serperion February 6th, 2013 1:24 PM

No because most of my teams are slow so I would die!

Can someone make faster evolutions for some pokemon

darkpokeball February 6th, 2013 8:34 PM

Heck no, faster evolutions?! My baby pokemon already grow up fast enough...

speaking of which, can somebody de-volve my Charmeleon. He's so rebellious and I miss it when he was just a Charmander that aimed to please.

Serperion February 6th, 2013 10:56 PM

No because you should've gotten the Gym badges to train it properly

Same question as before but when I said Faster evolutions I meant Speed Stat

classiccartoonsftw February 7th, 2013 6:24 AM

I can't, because I'm too busy with school.

Can someone search for all the terrible Pokemon hacks?

Serperion February 7th, 2013 1:02 PM

No because I'm too busy not searching for terrible pokemon hacks

Can someone drop the 'karp?

darkpokeball February 7th, 2013 6:12 PM

No, because "Magi" is just a lame name for a pokemon.

Will anyone sign my petition to change Stunfisk's name officially to Derpmon?

Serperion February 7th, 2013 9:40 PM

No because "Derpmon" doesn't even begin to describe the stupidity of this pokemon

Darkpokeball will you please put the Magikarp down and walk away from the shiny water pokemon tank?

darkpokeball February 8th, 2013 7:32 PM

No, only because you didn't sign my petition.

Can somebody stop the fighting between Sandshrew and Drilbur?

classiccartoonsftw February 9th, 2013 12:34 AM

No, because I currently see a Herdier fighting a Pikachu.

Can anyone help me attack Herdier?

Serperion February 9th, 2013 1:09 AM

No because I'm watching a Sandshrew and Drilbur fight

Will someone call the cops Darkpokeball is stealing Shiny Pokemon again

Captain Gizmo February 9th, 2013 8:22 AM

No, because Officer Jenny is busy having a date with me.
Can someone help me get a Sealeo in my Pokemon Ruby version?

lineofdeath February 9th, 2013 8:46 AM

Yes of course..,.
Actually, I cannot be bothered. So no

Serperion February 9th, 2013 6:14 PM

No, because you didn't ask a question :P

Can someone please explain why they decided to have completely equal base stat totals for the Gen V starters?

classiccartoonsftw February 10th, 2013 12:15 AM

No, unless you promise me not to bring Herdier over 40 points in the Great Pokemon Battle.

Can someone help this poor Pikachu?

lineofdeath February 10th, 2013 2:41 AM

No, I am allergic to rodents.
Can someone stop this emolga from throwing balls at me

Captain Gizmo February 10th, 2013 8:32 AM

No, because I find it pretty hilarious :P

Can someone help me level up my Koffing?

lineofdeath February 10th, 2013 8:37 AM

No, I am busy throwing balls back at the emolga

Can someone stop this emolga from throwing spiky balls at me?

TaichiWind February 10th, 2013 9:11 AM

Nah, I'm busy with more important stuff.

Anyone care enough to engrave "Thou shalt nae out-troll the troll that trolls thee" and a picture of Togekiss on my grave when I die?

darkpokeball February 10th, 2013 8:42 PM

No, because when you die, I'll refuse to accept you have left the realm of the living.

Can somebody help me get my Shiny Teddiursa back? Team Rocket froze my Pokemon Ruby game and took her!

Serperion February 11th, 2013 1:56 AM

No because I stole your Teddiursa off Team Rocket and I am not giving it back!

Can someone help me look for a Teddiursa stolen from darkpokeball by Team Rocket by me and now by Team Magma?

classiccartoonsftw February 11th, 2013 6:09 AM

Why? You have that Teddiursa yourself!

Can someone help me rescue it?

Captain Gizmo February 11th, 2013 6:10 AM

No because I actually have the Teddiursa.

Can someone help me find my way through Hoenn?

Shadowstriker184 February 11th, 2013 5:39 PM

I would, but my map just got turned into ash within, like, 5 secs before I read your post...so no.

Can I get infinite rare candy?

Serperion February 11th, 2013 9:43 PM

No because I will find you and kill you before you do and if I don't well I don't Care!

Can someone explode?

classiccartoonsftw February 12th, 2013 6:07 AM

I can't. Don't ask me why.

Can someone help me get rid of this Herdier swarm?

Shadowstriker184 February 12th, 2013 2:00 PM

Yes. Swampert, use Muddy Water!

Can I have a real life Swampert?

Serperion February 12th, 2013 10:51 PM

No, because evolution of the Mudskipper hasn't reached that level and is unlikely to

Does that post by Shadowstriker184 count as that "Shame" thing?

destinedjagold February 13th, 2013 1:34 AM

Let me go check my shame-mometer...

Er, that'd be a no, 'cause...it's broken...

I have the stuff to make a new one, except for 10 pcs of frozen crystal shards of Articuno in the land of the frozen island located far far south of the globe which is one second advance than our time and is only reachable if a Magikarp suddenly talks to you while you're eating a bunch to Rawst Berries on your way to a fishing hole.

Anyone willing to take the quest?

Serperion February 13th, 2013 3:01 AM

No, because I understood the first two lines then it just started flying off in all directions

Can someone teach a Sycther Fly?

classiccartoonsftw February 13th, 2013 8:01 AM

I can't, because I don't have a Scyther. Can someone bring back the Gary Oak Battle Frontier?

darkpokeball February 13th, 2013 5:57 PM

I can't, because I'm currently in the Distortion World chasing my shiny Teddiursa...things kinda escalated quickly after I got her back.

Yes! I caught my Teddiursa! Wait a minute...can somebody get me out of the Distortion World?

classiccartoonsftw February 14th, 2013 6:21 AM

I can't, because I don't know how to get there.

Can someone trade me a few Water Stones for a box of chocolates?

Altomare February 14th, 2013 3:16 PM

No, I don't have a box of chocolates.

Can anyone give me a Chuang yi Pokemon Adventures volume 39?

Shadowstriker184 February 14th, 2013 3:28 PM

Yes, even though i have no idea of what your talking about.

Can I be shamed like the rules say? :P

Captain Gizmo February 14th, 2013 5:40 PM

No, because you gotta post a Pokemon related question!

Can someone trade me a Sealeo? I don't wanna wait till I get to Shoal Cave to capture one.

darkpokeball February 14th, 2013 9:13 PM

No, because I managed to get myself trapped in the Distortion World, far away from Shoal Cave.

Can someone send us some poffins? There's no food in the Distortion World...

Serperion February 15th, 2013 1:03 AM

No, Giratina should be enough food to last you until the events of Pokemon Platinum occur, just wait it out a bit.

Can someone calculate how much time a Giratina could suffice as food.

destinedjagold February 15th, 2013 2:06 AM

No, sorry. I'm busy enjoying my Giratina stew at the moment...

Anyway, I need an Oran Juice. Can anyone make me one?

Serperion February 15th, 2013 3:29 AM

No because Oran juice is not for you

Can someone make Destinedjagold some Pecha Juice?

classiccartoonsftw February 15th, 2013 6:21 AM

No, because you're supposed to make an Oran Juice for him.

Can someone get me a few Pokemon that can play heavy metal instruments?

destinedjagold February 15th, 2013 6:32 AM

No can do, 'cause I'm still waiting for my Oran Juice.

Aw well... I sent my Furret to get me some. Can anyone check what's keeping her?

Seth Rollins February 15th, 2013 4:37 PM

sorry, but that's your problem not mine.

can anyone tell me a pro tip to catch arceus?

Serperion February 15th, 2013 9:02 PM

No because you do not have enough Gym Badges to Train that Arceus

Can someone tell me how many gym badges, Ultimate PKMN Trainer Red has?

classiccartoonsftw February 16th, 2013 12:14 AM

No, because that's not important.

Can someone get me a post Pelipper?

Serperion February 16th, 2013 5:01 AM

No because that's not important

Can someone tell me what is important?

ShadowMirror February 16th, 2013 5:09 AM

NO because it is too important to stop and talk about

can someone give me a ride to the important thing

Serperion February 17th, 2013 12:46 AM

No because its so important it's already gone to somewhere else

Can someone track the important thing?

ShadowMirror February 17th, 2013 2:15 AM

No because the important thing is so important it can't be tracked without the important materials

Can someone find the important materials to make the tracker for the important thing

classiccartoonsftw February 17th, 2013 4:58 AM

No, because... Do I really need to explain why?

I may do it if I get a shiny Totodile in return.

Serperion February 18th, 2013 1:08 AM

No because Shiny Totodiles aren't important right now

HARLEM SHAKE!

ShadowMirror February 18th, 2013 1:29 AM

Harlem shaking can only be done once we find the important thing, seriously it's in the guide book,

Can someone show serperion the guide book

Altomare February 18th, 2013 1:47 AM

Sorry, I just burned it.

Can someone give me a pokedex?

classiccartoonsftw February 18th, 2013 2:34 AM

I'm sorry, but this one is malfunctioning.

Can someone get me a shiny Totodile, please?

Serperion February 18th, 2013 3:29 AM

No we need to find a Shiny Harlem Shake because it took all the Shiny Totodiles

Harlem Shake! Where are You?!

ShadowMirror February 18th, 2013 4:30 AM

Harlem shake is taking everything but I can't tell you where it is

Can someone check victory road for Harlem shake

Serperion February 19th, 2013 1:29 AM

No because I heard Harlem Shake was hiding on route 13

Can someone find the quickest way to Route 13?

classiccartoonsftw February 19th, 2013 4:12 AM

No, because I don't know where you are.

Can someone get me a Pokemon that can cure eyeballs?

Serperion February 19th, 2013 1:08 PM

No because I'm confused on why you want one

Can someone explain to me what Route 13 is doing so far away

darkpokeball March 3rd, 2013 6:48 PM

Um...no, Route 13 doesn't deserve to be judged.

Now...can somebody get this Snorlax *grunt* off of me?!

Serperion March 3rd, 2013 11:09 PM

No it must accept you as an equal before it can be removed don't you know that

Does anyone have a forklift?

classiccartoonsftw March 4th, 2013 6:11 AM

No, because that's not a Pokemon.

Can someone teach my Houndoom the move Ice Fang?

EnglishMilkshake March 4th, 2013 12:48 PM

NO, YOU FOOL! HOUNDOOM CANNOT LEARN ANY ICE TYPE MOVES! IT IS A FIRE TYPE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

COULD YOU LOOK UP HOUNDOOM'S POKEDEX ENTRY AND SEE FOR YOURSELF?

Serperion March 4th, 2013 1:15 PM

No because I'm unrelated to that minor conversation

Can someone teach my Magikarp Glare?

EnglishMilkshake March 4th, 2013 1:19 PM

NO! MAGIKARP CANNOT LEARN GLARE!

CAN'T YOU JUST EVOLVE IT INTO A GYARADOS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD?

Serperion March 4th, 2013 11:44 PM

NEVER!

Find a way to make Magikarp learn Glare without evolving!

Zorogami March 5th, 2013 12:12 AM

Its impossible, i tried, but he wont listen to me and just splash around!!

Can someone make my Vanilluxe a Chocolate Type ice pokemon please??

Serperion March 5th, 2013 1:05 AM

No because the shiny version of Vanilluxe should've been Strawberry and Chocolate not more Vanilla

French Toast like it or hate it?

classiccartoonsftw March 5th, 2013 7:31 AM

No, because that's not Pokemon related.

Can you put that Vanilluxe in EnglishMilkshake's mouth so that he can shut up?

Serperion March 5th, 2013 1:09 PM

No because all the Vanilluxes melted :(

Stop Melting Vanilluxes!

EnglishMilkshake March 5th, 2013 1:16 PM

NEVER!

Get rid of all the water Pokemon surrounding us!

StinkomanFan March 5th, 2013 1:25 PM

I wish I could, but I only have these rock-types.

Quick, get me a different pokemon type!

EnglishMilkshake March 5th, 2013 3:49 PM

NO WAY!

COULD YOU JUST LOOK UP A TYPE THAT IS STRONG AGAINST WATER AND CATCH ONE YOURSELF?

darkpokeball March 5th, 2013 6:27 PM

Um....no, I'm kind of trying to save the world from Team Magma.

Anyone wanna help me defeat this Groudon?

Serperion March 5th, 2013 9:47 PM

No because I'm going to defeat Kyogre

Can someone fight Rayquaza?

Zorogami March 6th, 2013 2:49 AM

Impossible, i just keep falling through these cracks in the tower

Can some just fly me to the top to fight Rayquaza?

classiccartoonsftw March 6th, 2013 8:01 AM

No, because I can't fly.

Can someone get me a Munchlax?

Zorogami March 6th, 2013 10:57 AM

No, because Munchlaxs should be free and eat as they please!

Would someone give me a super cool shiny please??

Serperion March 6th, 2013 10:03 PM

No because shiny pokemon are hard to find so do it yourself.

Can someone not?

classiccartoonsftw March 7th, 2013 6:10 AM

Can someone not what?

Can someone not give Serperion a Pokemon of any kind???

darkpokeball March 12th, 2013 2:30 PM

I'm not going to answer that question. Want to know why?
BECAUSE THIS GROUDON IS EATING MY LEGS!
...
Any help please?

StinkomanFan March 16th, 2013 5:24 PM

I would, but I like this scene.

Can someone tell me why John Pokepanter can't write something normal?

darkpokeball March 16th, 2013 7:08 PM

no because I poisoned myself so I can feel more empathy when Roxanne poisons my pokemon.
...
Anyone have an antidote?

orangeralts21 March 18th, 2013 2:05 AM

I cannot give you my antidote for my Bulbasaur's poisoned.

CAn someone explain how the heck a bulbasaur can get poisoned? It's a poison type for pete's sake.

darkpokeball March 19th, 2013 4:43 PM

No, I'm too busy dealing with an allergic reaction I had when I drank an antidote.

Anyone know where the nearest hospital for humans is?

classiccartoonsftw March 19th, 2013 11:40 PM

No, because you can't find those in Pokemon games.

Can someone make a Pokemon AMV with the song "The Bird and the Worm"?

Treecko March 20th, 2013 1:32 AM

AHH You have to pick a song from my favorite artist.

But no because that's not my favorite Owl city song.


Would anyone be able to buy me a bunch of Pokemon plushies?


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