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Not me, because I'm planning to choose Froakie.
Can someone go to Game Freak's headquarters and tell them to reveal more new Pokemon? |
I'm so sorry but I can't I'm trapped up in Rock Tunnel without flash or a guide to get out because I developed amnesia when a Geodude fell on my head. Can someone get me a pokemon with Flash so I can get out?
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I can't- my Noctowl that knows flash is busy trying to keep the zubats away! (unsuccessfully!)
Can someone get me a chikorita? |
No, because Chikorita belongs to Crystal.
Can someone tell me which starter is better in R/S/E? |
No, because everyone knows it's Blaziken.
Right guys? RIGHT? |
That previous post seems like you are helping them but I'll ignore it for now
No, Blaziken being the best is only an opinion, Sceptile and Swampert are favoured by other people. Still need help guys, I need a pokemon with Flash! |
I can't help you, because I don't have any.
Can you guys use Slowbro more often in Gen 5 OU? |
What's a slow bro? Never heard of one
Can someone tell me what a slow bro is, I'm to slow to figure it out |
No, you can just play one of the classic games.
Can someone make a Pokemon version of Monster Arena? |
No because the world would melt from radiation poisoning
Can someone please explain why it took me 3 days to get through rock tunnel? |
No, because I wasn't there.
Can someone bring this Magneton to Mt. Coronet? |
No, I'm in Kanto and too far from the airport or Docks.
Can someone give me an answer to the "Is Rotom a legendary?" question? |
No, because I don't think you asked it on this topic.
Can someone make a Pokemon game with game mechanics from Ultimate Tactics? |
No, because crossovers suck.
Can someone make a game where the actions are done in Real Time? |
No because most of my teams are slow so I would die!
Can someone make faster evolutions for some pokemon |
Heck no, faster evolutions?! My baby pokemon already grow up fast enough...
speaking of which, can somebody de-volve my Charmeleon. He's so rebellious and I miss it when he was just a Charmander that aimed to please. |
No because you should've gotten the Gym badges to train it properly
Same question as before but when I said Faster evolutions I meant Speed Stat |
I can't, because I'm too busy with school.
Can someone search for all the terrible Pokemon hacks? |
No because I'm too busy not searching for terrible pokemon hacks
Can someone drop the 'karp? |
No, because "Magi" is just a lame name for a pokemon.
Will anyone sign my petition to change Stunfisk's name officially to Derpmon? |
No because "Derpmon" doesn't even begin to describe the stupidity of this pokemon
Darkpokeball will you please put the Magikarp down and walk away from the shiny water pokemon tank? |
No, only because you didn't sign my petition.
Can somebody stop the fighting between Sandshrew and Drilbur? |
No, because I currently see a Herdier fighting a Pikachu.
Can anyone help me attack Herdier? |
No because I'm watching a Sandshrew and Drilbur fight
Will someone call the cops Darkpokeball is stealing Shiny Pokemon again |
No, because Officer Jenny is busy having a date with me.
Can someone help me get a Sealeo in my Pokemon Ruby version? |
Yes of course..,.
Actually, I cannot be bothered. So no |
No, because you didn't ask a question :P
Can someone please explain why they decided to have completely equal base stat totals for the Gen V starters? |
No, unless you promise me not to bring Herdier over 40 points in the Great Pokemon Battle.
Can someone help this poor Pikachu? |
No, I am allergic to rodents.
Can someone stop this emolga from throwing balls at me |
No, because I find it pretty hilarious :P
Can someone help me level up my Koffing? |
No, I am busy throwing balls back at the emolga
Can someone stop this emolga from throwing spiky balls at me? |
Nah, I'm busy with more important stuff.
Anyone care enough to engrave "Thou shalt nae out-troll the troll that trolls thee" and a picture of Togekiss on my grave when I die? |
No, because when you die, I'll refuse to accept you have left the realm of the living.
Can somebody help me get my Shiny Teddiursa back? Team Rocket froze my Pokemon Ruby game and took her! |
No because I stole your Teddiursa off Team Rocket and I am not giving it back!
Can someone help me look for a Teddiursa stolen from darkpokeball by Team Rocket by me and now by Team Magma? |
Why? You have that Teddiursa yourself!
Can someone help me rescue it? |
No because I actually have the Teddiursa.
Can someone help me find my way through Hoenn? |
I would, but my map just got turned into ash within, like, 5 secs before I read your post...so no.
Can I get infinite rare candy? |
No because I will find you and kill you before you do and if I don't well I don't Care!
Can someone explode? |
I can't. Don't ask me why.
Can someone help me get rid of this Herdier swarm? |
Yes. Swampert, use Muddy Water!
Can I have a real life Swampert? |
No, because evolution of the Mudskipper hasn't reached that level and is unlikely to
Does that post by Shadowstriker184 count as that "Shame" thing? |
Let me go check my shame-mometer...
Er, that'd be a no, 'cause...it's broken... I have the stuff to make a new one, except for 10 pcs of frozen crystal shards of Articuno in the land of the frozen island located far far south of the globe which is one second advance than our time and is only reachable if a Magikarp suddenly talks to you while you're eating a bunch to Rawst Berries on your way to a fishing hole. Anyone willing to take the quest? |
No, because I understood the first two lines then it just started flying off in all directions
Can someone teach a Sycther Fly? |
I can't, because I don't have a Scyther. Can someone bring back the Gary Oak Battle Frontier?
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I can't, because I'm currently in the Distortion World chasing my shiny Teddiursa...things kinda escalated quickly after I got her back.
Yes! I caught my Teddiursa! Wait a minute...can somebody get me out of the Distortion World? |
I can't, because I don't know how to get there.
Can someone trade me a few Water Stones for a box of chocolates? |
No, I don't have a box of chocolates.
Can anyone give me a Chuang yi Pokemon Adventures volume 39? |
Yes, even though i have no idea of what your talking about.
Can I be shamed like the rules say? :P |
No, because you gotta post a Pokemon related question!
Can someone trade me a Sealeo? I don't wanna wait till I get to Shoal Cave to capture one. |
No, because I managed to get myself trapped in the Distortion World, far away from Shoal Cave.
Can someone send us some poffins? There's no food in the Distortion World... |
No, Giratina should be enough food to last you until the events of Pokemon Platinum occur, just wait it out a bit.
Can someone calculate how much time a Giratina could suffice as food. |
No, sorry. I'm busy enjoying my Giratina stew at the moment...
Anyway, I need an Oran Juice. Can anyone make me one? |
No because Oran juice is not for you
Can someone make Destinedjagold some Pecha Juice? |
No, because you're supposed to make an Oran Juice for him.
Can someone get me a few Pokemon that can play heavy metal instruments? |
No can do, 'cause I'm still waiting for my Oran Juice.
Aw well... I sent my Furret to get me some. Can anyone check what's keeping her? |
sorry, but that's your problem not mine.
can anyone tell me a pro tip to catch arceus? |
No because you do not have enough Gym Badges to Train that Arceus
Can someone tell me how many gym badges, Ultimate PKMN Trainer Red has? |
No, because that's not important.
Can someone get me a post Pelipper? |
No because that's not important
Can someone tell me what is important? |
NO because it is too important to stop and talk about
can someone give me a ride to the important thing |
No because its so important it's already gone to somewhere else
Can someone track the important thing? |
No because the important thing is so important it can't be tracked without the important materials
Can someone find the important materials to make the tracker for the important thing |
No, because... Do I really need to explain why?
I may do it if I get a shiny Totodile in return. |
No because Shiny Totodiles aren't important right now
HARLEM SHAKE! |
Harlem shaking can only be done once we find the important thing, seriously it's in the guide book,
Can someone show serperion the guide book |
Sorry, I just burned it.
Can someone give me a pokedex? |
I'm sorry, but this one is malfunctioning.
Can someone get me a shiny Totodile, please? |
No we need to find a Shiny Harlem Shake because it took all the Shiny Totodiles
Harlem Shake! Where are You?! |
Harlem shake is taking everything but I can't tell you where it is
Can someone check victory road for Harlem shake |
No because I heard Harlem Shake was hiding on route 13
Can someone find the quickest way to Route 13? |
No, because I don't know where you are.
Can someone get me a Pokemon that can cure eyeballs? |
No because I'm confused on why you want one
Can someone explain to me what Route 13 is doing so far away |
Um...no, Route 13 doesn't deserve to be judged.
Now...can somebody get this Snorlax *grunt* off of me?! |
No it must accept you as an equal before it can be removed don't you know that
Does anyone have a forklift? |
No, because that's not a Pokemon.
Can someone teach my Houndoom the move Ice Fang? |
NO, YOU FOOL! HOUNDOOM CANNOT LEARN ANY ICE TYPE MOVES! IT IS A FIRE TYPE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
COULD YOU LOOK UP HOUNDOOM'S POKEDEX ENTRY AND SEE FOR YOURSELF? |
No because I'm unrelated to that minor conversation
Can someone teach my Magikarp Glare? |
NO! MAGIKARP CANNOT LEARN GLARE!
CAN'T YOU JUST EVOLVE IT INTO A GYARADOS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD? |
NEVER!
Find a way to make Magikarp learn Glare without evolving! |
Its impossible, i tried, but he wont listen to me and just splash around!!
Can someone make my Vanilluxe a Chocolate Type ice pokemon please?? |
No because the shiny version of Vanilluxe should've been Strawberry and Chocolate not more Vanilla
French Toast like it or hate it? |
No, because that's not Pokemon related.
Can you put that Vanilluxe in EnglishMilkshake's mouth so that he can shut up? |
No because all the Vanilluxes melted :(
Stop Melting Vanilluxes! |
NEVER!
Get rid of all the water Pokemon surrounding us! |
I wish I could, but I only have these rock-types.
Quick, get me a different pokemon type! |
NO WAY!
COULD YOU JUST LOOK UP A TYPE THAT IS STRONG AGAINST WATER AND CATCH ONE YOURSELF? |
Um....no, I'm kind of trying to save the world from Team Magma.
Anyone wanna help me defeat this Groudon? |
No because I'm going to defeat Kyogre
Can someone fight Rayquaza? |
Impossible, i just keep falling through these cracks in the tower
Can some just fly me to the top to fight Rayquaza? |
No, because I can't fly.
Can someone get me a Munchlax? |
No, because Munchlaxs should be free and eat as they please!
Would someone give me a super cool shiny please?? |
No because shiny pokemon are hard to find so do it yourself.
Can someone not? |
Can someone not what?
Can someone not give Serperion a Pokemon of any kind??? |
I'm not going to answer that question. Want to know why?
BECAUSE THIS GROUDON IS EATING MY LEGS! ... Any help please? |
I would, but I like this scene.
Can someone tell me why John Pokepanter can't write something normal? |
no because I poisoned myself so I can feel more empathy when Roxanne poisons my pokemon.
... Anyone have an antidote? |
I cannot give you my antidote for my Bulbasaur's poisoned.
CAn someone explain how the heck a bulbasaur can get poisoned? It's a poison type for pete's sake. |
No, I'm too busy dealing with an allergic reaction I had when I drank an antidote.
Anyone know where the nearest hospital for humans is? |
No, because you can't find those in Pokemon games.
Can someone make a Pokemon AMV with the song "The Bird and the Worm"? |
AHH You have to pick a song from my favorite artist.
But no because that's not my favorite Owl city song. Would anyone be able to buy me a bunch of Pokemon plushies? |
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