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Why magikarp uses splash? |
Cuz its a water type.
Why are almost all fire type starters fire and fighting? |
They're not Charizard.
Why can't I get Mew in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon? |
Because Mew Didn't feel like showing up
Why are moves stored in machines |
Because the move tutor grabbed ninetales's tails so he get cursed and turned into machine
Why dodrio can learn fly? |
'Cause he can't bounce.
Why does Slowpoké have a tail? |
Because that's how the designers wanted him.
Why does Ash act so weak/dumb at the beginning of each region? |
Because he knows amnesia.
Why is Pikachu yellow? |
Because he's not blue
Why is Magikarp dumb |
Because he is useless
Why prof. Oak ask your name? |
Because he's old
Why does Nidorino need a moon stone to evolve? |
Because Nidoking
why is it so hard to get a shiny beldum from an egg Because Nidoking why is it so hard to get a shiny beldum from an egg? |
Because metagross is gender less and ditto is genderless too
Why is elesa beautiful? |
Because she is cheesecake
Why are there only one daycare per region ( rather long way way to walk from some towns) |
Because most Pokemon breeders are emo.
Why can't Raichu learn Ice Punch or Fire Punch? |
Because punching isn't his type
Why team rocket doesn't have their own rocket? |
Because of the recession, there was cut backs in their budget.
What happens to all the Pokemon Ash catches in a past series of the anime when they start in a new region? |
they go to professor oak and are never mentioned again
why is gamefreak destroying mewtwo by giving it a new form/ evo |
because they think sticking mewtwo's tail into its head is cool.
Why can't Zangoose learn Cut? |
Because his hands arent strong enough to cut
Why Charizard can learn Flamethrower? |
Because he wants to be firekindler
Why olbat evolves via happiness? |
Because he doesn't want to be a sad Crobat.
Why is Snorlax so sleepy? |
Because he is using sleeping pills
Why brock loves girls? |
Because it's his thing. (Lots of pain in the butts all over the world...)
Why is Glameow thin and Purugly fat? |
Because you need to feed him a lot so that it can evolve
Why Snover has the most weaknesses on pokemon world? |
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