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Hi? Hi! Hi.
we need some normal people around here I am… …15. I don't care what you call me, but if you want to track me down and steal my money out of my bank account and/or pocket (ha! I have none! Foiled once again!), my name is Shane. And no, I'm not from wherever that name comes from. Or European. Or a human. I am…I don't know. What am I? I am a sentient being sent from the future to make your present a nightmare. Something like this: fig 1.1 The Grape-Villian dons his dormant form. Hopefully not squishy dormant form. That one hurts. So prepare to get your sticky gear on, because I'm the Grape-Villan. Okay seriously. I'm Chinese, so you can imagine right now that I'm kinda…Asian. I'm not like "DO YOU LIKE FRIED RICE ON THAT" Asian since I've been in America for about ohhhhh since I was two, but the fact that I don't really have citizenship means I'm technically still not American. I use that to my advantage. Like when the immigration officers come to deport me. Anyways. I'm in the 10th grade right now, and I have no plans for the future. However, since I'm Asian, I'm required by law to go to Harvard or Yale and get a Ph.D. in Being Smart. So there's that. I do think I'm going to be a web designer, but that's not taking into account the music, the games, and the "who cares" factors. So who knows what I'm going to be? It takes time to decide, and that time for me will probably come when I'm homeless and I finally realize that maayyyyyybe dropping out of Throw Your Money Away University after spending $100,000 wasn't such a good idea after all. I'm also interested in languages, so if you want to tell me some nukyooler secrets but not get caught then that's fine. And did I mention I'm lazy? I honestly can't get myself to do the simplest things if it means I have to try. Doing homework? Naaaaah. Finishing this? Um, I have better things to do. Why am I still typing? …okay, you've stumped me. fig 1.2 Grape Villian's arch-nemisis, photosynthesis. So ask away! figs 1.3, 1.4 Figs. |
You can't be serious. You're not lazy. Not if you've actually put some effort to have CSS in this post, lol.
You're Chinese, right? Do you know how to eat things with chopsticks? I never got how those guys do that, haha. And is there really nothing that you really like doing? You gotta have something. And that something can become your goal in life. Afterall, the people who like their job are the ones who're the happiest generally. Or so have I heard. |
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Okay, so you're the kind who goes into lazy mode when you're supposed to be in non-lazy mode. Me likey. :D
And if eating with chopsticks take practice then...why even bother? Why do chinese people use chopsticks? Any benefits over regular spoons? |
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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-H7xakC6ETL0/TzQ336czs1I/AAAAAAAAAEY/dLeIM9LYFhg/s1600/tableware-tarhong-spoon-7003t_lg.jpg So historically we've had to resort to chopsticks to get any eating done. But now, it's just that people are too lazy to learn how to use a spoon and/or they're really proud of being Chinese and want to show it to the world. Oh, and noodles are easier to eat if you have a chopstick. |
Hey, you have the same name as my Dad. :3
Anywho, which boards on PC are you interested in the most? |
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Anywhere you see me posting, really though. |
Do you aim to get citizenship at some point? When would be the most appropriate time? Would you like to go live in China at any point? Have you been there before?
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And yes, I've been there. And it's horrible. Have you ever had to poop in a ditch where 500 other people have pooped many times in before? And the rest areas are literally ditches in the ground and men and women alike do not care to use the ditches, so you can imagine what the rest of the countryside looks like. Actually, don't. The only redeeming factor there is all the dogs. All the goggies :) |
Do you have any pets? Would you like to have any pets you don't already have?
Do white and/or non-Asian people often ask you about Chinese things? Are the figs allied with the Grape-Villain? |
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What languages can you speak? Chinese, I imagine-- 普通话吗? 或是别的方言?
Of course, my Chinese is absolutely dreadful, so forgive me for butchering it hahaha |
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Would you say you enjoy being the center of attention?
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What means would you go to in order to get noticed? Please don't believe there is any malicious intent in this questions, I've just seen that you tend to throw you and your thoughts into a situation without any inhibitions to stop you!
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And yeah sometimes things go crazy as they have been going for the past year and believe me it's not something that I mean for it to happen. And I know about tact, but people have to remind me about it before I ever use it :] |
そうか!日本語はどれくらい勉強していますか? *7*
あ、日本語で話してもいいかな~?(´・ω・`) 迷惑ならぜひ教えてくださいね! |
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私はりろんてきにいい日本語が言えますけど、単語へんが少しです。 めいわくじゃないよ!………………でも、れんしゅうがいります。((T.T; ) |
hi.
i would like to be asked some questions tyvm :) (if i get in trouble for this i'm gonna be so sad/angry) |
質問を下さい (^^;;
So nobody? Okay I c how it iz |
What did you write in your previous post (not the answer one, your most recent one)? I can't read kanji and, like you, I am lazy and don't want to look it up.
Would you want to learn another language? If so, what would that be? What is your favourite outfit to wear that you own? |
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT YOU CAN SPEAK GERMAN DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN MAN LETS TRADE LIVES
Do you like fried rice on your hotpot? or your mooncake? or your youtiao? or your congee? How Chinese are you? Whitewashed banana or fresh off the boat (okay you're def not that)? Where in China are you from (if you were born there)? If not, where in China are your parents from? Would you consider that your laojia? Are you okay with me asking you personal questions? Very Chinese of me, non? Voulez-vous apprendre lerner francais? or Korean? do you think my sex appeal would increase if I learned Japanese? Would I impress Japanese girls? Would they be disappoint if they found out I was Chinese? Would learning Japanese be impressive to other East Asians? White girls? Black girls? Gotta keep my options open :D And the most important question... When have you gone to China? And where did you go? I can tell you a lot changes very very quickly. I was just in Shanghai and Beijing in May, for my most recent trip. I've been in the countryside too and the air quality is much, much better. I think Chinese love exploring mountains and nature and stuff to get away from the city smog. |
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I am happy to learn another language, it's just that I need a competent teacher to help me (like, knows how to deal with my pseudo-ADD) And frankly, I don't care which language! Just as long as it's been made to completion and speakable. And for me, I only wear polos and jeans when I go outside, so there's that. Quote:
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also yes korean but the teachers. and every korean/asian at school kinda hates me (for being annoying if you're wondering not because I betrayed them or something) so that's a drag And it would only if you're a male host. http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/1/1/24511.jpg otherwise you would be kawaisugiruuuuuuuuuu basically too cute to handle and actually no I don't think so because they all regard Japanese with "ew" (whoopsies) so they'll be more offended than impressed. but to other races, since I don't know, they tend to be impressed with you learning any other language. Or two. They're like "wow you must be a genius! bill, come look at this!" whenever I say I'm taking both German and Japanese. But then some other tiny teenager WWII nuts come and says to me "hey sooo are you like planning on gassing any jews?" and they actually wonder why that's offensive okay so let's move on this is getting awkward Quote:
I've went to Beijing and Tianshui, and an obligatory trip to Baiyin because goddamn it my uncle is the freaking mayor of that city and I'll tell ya being rich is actually kinda lame and it smells like socks, farts, and baby powder instead of what you would think smog smells like lol then I don't remember where the name of the place in the countryside was, but basically that was my "old home". and I visited there. and no indoor plumbing. they literally poop in a pit |
Woah dude you only wear polos? Posh.
What's a male host? as opposed to a ... host? Would you grow a beard? Do you think if you grew a beard you could pass as Japanese? Like this dude: http://s3.amazonaws.com/omgicu/celebrity_images/original_c22dc5ada63f8e720a149b8b3c0c24e4.jpg?1296492143 Do you think you could pass as any other East Asian right now without a beard? The underside of my eyes are a bit bulgy, so maybe I can pass as Japanese. Do you think shorts make guys hard to take seriously? Cuz a girl in shorts is like damn them legs, but a guy in shorts is like hahaha he looks little. Did you know your given name is incredibly white? Like increeeedibly white. Do you find Korean chopsticks annoying? Kimchi or Paocai? Do you have a mole on your face? |
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In my family, I inherited probably the most facial hair (yay dominant alleles!) but guess what? I still am missing about 90% of the stuff required to grow one (eg my growing phase is too short, my front half is missing, etc.) Which is sad. I hope it's one of those late-bloomer things where additional hair grows out once you're like 21 because so help me christ I'm not using man-soap for the rest of my life. so yeah if I grew one I would probably be a paradox because asians=god's naked mole rats although I read that scientifically Ainu are like rugs they have so much body hair etc. Quote:
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One is cute and possibly sexy, but seven? Now I look like I have a disorder or something. |
What does your Chinese name mean? Hopefully I can figure out the characters myself
Electric or disposable razor? Electric or manual toothbrush? Electric or manual rice cooker (ie a pot)? Know what you're gonna do when you grow up? Dating allowed before you know? After? Dating okay before university? Or after? Must you find an asian wife? Would a non-white or asian girl scare your parents? Grandparents? it tends to be the grandparents |
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And as for the dating, my parents are so concerned with my social skills they probably would be kinda happy if I got a white girl pregnant etc. :p but it's just that 1) I have my own personal morals (though don't get me wrong I honestly couldn't care less if you were a prostitute) 2) I'm awkward around real life humans and 3) girl parts are still kinda icky so yeahhhhhhh |
Does your last name have the second accent? (´)
Why did you come to learn German? Would you skydive? Baggy or skinny jeans? What do you think of fencing? |
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Do you think it's weird that middle evolution starters rarely get any love?
I know what it's like cos Grovyle is your "mascot" Pokemon. |
If you had a rock on your desk, what colour would it be?
What kind of citrus fruit do you think would be best in ice cream? What instrument do you play? |
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IT'S A SOURCE OF RENEWABLE ENERGY |
How many Asian people do you know on PC?
How many PC members can you reasonably visit? (by your measure) |
One, and zero :p
I know personally some PC members though :p |
Does that make me the only one? :P
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Any other asians, please raise your hands |
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!
What keeps you up at night? |
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Honestly, insomnia. I don't know why but I can't sleep until 12 because I'm so used to doing that during the school year :p it's not even because I have so much homework, it's just because I procrastinate, and when I'm finished before 12 AM I stay up until then :p Also stomach problems. |
What does pepto-bismol taste like? I'm only asking this cuz you said stomach problems.
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Though I would imagine something like bubble gum? I've taken some pink stuff before, though I don't know if it was pepto… |
Where did you learn CSS? You are very good at it.
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It's not that hard if you think about it (pretend the tags are clumps, basically)…well, at least compared to ASM or something x] after all, HTML and all that web design code was made for user-friendliness (or scientists-who-can't-program-friendliness :p) |
i require more minerals
also questions questions would be nice too |
Do you require more vespene gas? :P
What's your favourite Chinese food? Do you know about the relationship between Chinese women and Coach handbags? Jedi or Sith? Strawberries or blueberries? |
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but oh well :P yef i need all the wealth i can get my favorite chinese food is Spoiler:
I think I do? The time we went back to China we had to buy like 50 of them and when one of my aunts came to america we spent at least a day in the Coach warehouse :p ummmmm jedi blueberries? |
ASK ME SOMETHING INVOLVING ME
I'M LONELY AND BORED |
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