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an expired one? okay~
now I wish for a time-controlling watch! |
Granted, but I snatch it and eat it~ >:D
i wish for a servant! ^^ |
Granted...you're the servant! >:D
I wish for a beautiful,sexy,smart and innocent Princess ^^ <3 |
Granted, but she sleeps for one hundred years.
I wish there was less violence in the Netherlands. |
Granted but Netherlands will disappear
I wish for a Wii u |
Granted. You don't mind that it's a bit smashed up and broken, do you?
I wish for... http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/images/l/drevil.jpg |
Granted, you're sent back to prison and demand for revenge because you have a strange feeling I work for Austin Powers!
I wish I could disable DeviantArt for whenever I get uninterested in going on it anymore! |
Granted but it will cost you 50000000$ . I wish i was a real charizard.
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Granted, It attacks you in anger!
I Wish I could be in The LEGO Movie as a Master Builder! |
Granted but you'll have to orbit three times around the earth for that!
I wish I will find a girl friend one day! |
You find the girl of your dreams but shes hit by a car and dies.
I wish I could sleep. |
Granted but you'll sleep behind the bars because of killing my girl friend. I wish to be a scientist in NASA one day.
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Granted, just as soon as a giant meteor's gonna wipe all life on our planet. :3
I wish for a lovely bunch of coconuts~ |
Granted but it contains some icky creature and school bully's saliva
I wish for a snow |
Granted, but the snow sees you and goes the other way (no offense XD)
I wish for a fluffy ponicorn |
Granted but my charizard will burn it up. I wish to have a ultra timestopper watch.
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Granted but you accidentally press the self-destruct button, and it explodes.
I wish for the next poster to take me on a date ;) |
Sure!A date on a calendar!
I wish for a philosoraptor meme |
Granted, but the quality is horrible and everyone has printed on it 'Yo Mama' puns. xD
I wish Nathan wasn't in any kind of bad mood whatsoever. ;-; |
Granted but he stops talking to you forever.
I wish for the next poster to not corrupt my wish. |
Granted but he will ignore you forever.
I wish for a wishing well |
Granted but your wishes will come true for someone you hate
I wish to get Superpowers |
Granted but the power super-allergies. Stay away from cats, yogurt, large trucks, yoyos, peanuts, comic books, glue, and lava lamps, or you'll explode!
I wish for a cell phone with a longer battery life. |
Granted but you can't do anything with it except charging.
I wish for a piece of cake. |
Granted, but it's eggplant! >:D
I wish milk didn't make me feel hella sick. ;-; it's HELL not being able to have cereal without thinking your stomach hates you. xD |
Granted, but you can't have gluten anymore.
I wish Obama would resign... |
Granted, but a fully black, even tougher and more determined man rises to power! C:<
I wish that racism was non-existent. |
Granted but another Race arises and wipes out humans! >:)
I wish for a potato. |
Granted, but it's a fake one. xD
i wish for a live pikachu with no catch, no causalities and no faults in DNA whatsoever and HE IS WITH ME FOR EVER AND HE IS ALLIIIIVE!! >:D xD |
Granted, but he rebels against you.
I wish I knew why Serperion disappeared from this site. |
Granted, but Mewtwo comes and erases your memory soon after.
I wish for cake. |
Granted. Have as many plain rice cakes as you want. :P
I wish for more good PSVita games to come out that are reasonably priced and can be purchased at my local video game store and aren't sold out. Corrupt THAT! |
Granted, but a dog eats your Vita, and now all the Vitas are sold out. Permanently.
I wish for bacon. |
Granted, but it's Turkey Bacon
I wish more people like communism.... |
Granted, but then a capitalist buys communism and charges you a fee each time you say the word communism.
I wish more people liked fish tacos. |
Granted, but they are blowfish tacos.
I wish that I was the best youtuber. |
Granted, but the next day PSY makes a new video and reclaims his title.
I wish I could hang out with Pharrell Williams for a day. |
Granted, but everyone can sense your presence! C:<
i wish dat i cld bcome a moddie ;) im so cool babz, yaaah shake it!! ;] |
Granted, but you get modded to a dead forum that never exists in the first place.
I wish time would stop :P |
Granted. Time stops and then Dialga comes and unfreezes it
I wish for a fake potato |
granted, but it's actually a real one!~ ^^
i wish for a catchy catchphrase which rocks, is 100% original which nobody steals! C:< |
Granted, but since I though of it, it is not original and not yours >:D
I wish that George Clooney was Prime Minister of Bosnia |
Granted, but Voldemort succeeds him, in a vote.
I wish for Westboro Baptist and TMZ to shut down their operations. |
Granted, but American Idol is still on :D
I wish that I was best friends with Bill Gates |
Granted, but he will be a back stabber in five years!
I wish Super Mario 3D World was on 3DS. |
Granted, but its not 3d, it is 1D(rection)
I wish that Justin Bieber was not a douche |
Granted, but, his haters finally disappear. (He wasn't a douche until, you haters made him that way (with your judging his music, looks and calling him gay)).
I wish the Titanic never sunk. |
Granted, but Jack died in a horrible bungee jumping accident, his last words were "I let go."
I wish I was a poisonous potato |
Granted, but no-one ever eats you and you eventually go to waste.
I wish Michael Jackson was still alive and mentored Justin Bieber. |
Granted, but Justin Bieber used his powers for evil and filled the world with the soundtrack 'Never Say Never'~ ;-;
I WISH PEOPLE COULD APPRECIATE PUNK MUUUUSIC!!! <3 |
Granted, but Rebecca Black and Lorde are now in Punk.
I wish Flappy Bird would be easier. |
Granted, but the game still stays out of the App Store
I wish that Flappy Bird never existed. |
Granted, but then it comes into existence two seconds after you've made your wish.
I wish I had Bravely Default. |
Granted, but you will be stuck in the game untill you beat it like in Sword Art Online
I wished people stopped hating on Sonic |
Granted, but then everyone hates on pokemon and it is all your fault
I wish more people respected Oshawott |
Granted, but they stop respecting you.
I wish I was immortal. |
Granted, but the next day you get arrested and sentenced to a life sentence.
I wish for the most delicious pie ever. |
Granted, but I change the definition of immortal to dying when exposed to air.
I wish that I would never die, with no twists or goofs of changes and nothing could go wrong :D |
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Granted, but every time you talk, you change into a toad :D I wish to go the anime world |
Granted, but its a 4kids anime.
I wish that people would like Sgt. Frog more |
Granted, but people hate every other anime.
I wish for Hogwarts to be real. |
Granted, but You Know Who graduates from it and takes over the world.
I wish the Fairy Tail guild were real. |
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I wish for the power to bend time |
Granted, but you end up bending yourself.
I wish I had a Krabby Patty. |
Granted, but it's full of poison :P
I wish my sisters would stop putting their music so loud ;-; |
granted, but they start singing the lyrics in your bedroom. xD
I wish that no one will ever post in this thread. xD |
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I wish Cupid knows how to aim this time. xD |
Granted but you drop it and step over it!
I wish for a Pokemon in real life! |
Granted, but it's not yours :P
I wish Pokemon Link Battle (or Pokemon Battle Trozei for Americans) would be sold in regular shops. |
Granted but it is expensive as Duck!
I wish that I could be friends with the next poster. |
denied, as a already granted wish cannot be granted again :P
I wish i could twirl more fancier xD |
Granted, but fancy twirling makes you dizzy xD
I wish I had a Valentine for Valentine's Day. |
Granted, but he is a fat slob.
I wish I was as good as Squidward. |
Granted. You're now the best cashier ever!
I wish I was as good as Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen. |
Granted, but his ghost haunts you everyday of your life, until your death.
I wish we knew the Secret Formula. |
Granted, it exists of poop.
I wish for a harder RTS game |
Granted, but it's so hard that if you die in the game, you die IRL.
I wish for a harder JRPG. |
Granted, but Claptrap appears in it and he will stick with you for the entire game
I wish for more plushies |
Granted, but they take up all your space so you need to move out.
I wish I would always make the right choices for the rest of my life. |
Granted, but you die in 2 seconds because Arceus.
I wish that this wish was uncurruptable. |
Granted, its ungrantable just to be on the safe side
I wish to die painlessly in 80 years time. |
Granted, 80 years will be like 8 days.
I wish to be a cartoon character. |
Granted, you are now either Twilight Sparkle or Patrick Star. NOW CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY
I wish for nothing except Me(w) (that term refers to me as being a Mew, as it is saying me and Mew at the same time) and Arceus to hang out a bit. |
granted but you can't speak or communicate with anyone or anything ever again.
I wish for a pokemon. |
Granted, but it's Banette, a Pokemon which hates you. xD
i wish for another cheese toastie. xD |
Granted, But you can't eat it.
I wish I had Pokemon X & Y. |
Granted, but a Furfou eats it.
I wish for a Crusty Crab pizza with a Diet Dr. Kelp. |
Granted, but both are poisoned.
I wish everyone In the world was happy. |
Granted, everything will be good excet that the world will erase all songs that have ever existed, except for Happy by Pharrell Williams
I wish Malva was the Kalos Region Champion |
Granted, but Gary wins them, within 2 seconds.
I wish for . |
Granted, but i corrupt it! :D
I hope you drop dead gorgeous! c: if you get the song you're my soulmate. xD |
granted, but it will be drop dead ugly f***er xd
i wish i was as pretty as a babos *_* |
Uhh, granted but you go bald.
I wish for a potato. if you get this reference i will luv you~ |
Granted, but the potato is riddled with germs.
I wish I had a Furfrou. |
Granted but it stabs you
I wish for Wreck-It Ralph 2. |
Granted, but it is even more overrated than the first.
I wish Mario was real. |
Granted, you now have Mario *insert a random Italian last name* the Pizza guy!
I wish I wasn't so good at RTS xP |
Granted but then you get accepted to be able to join the RTS world championship as the team captain.
I wish for a reason to live. |
Granted. It turns out, the reason to live is in fact to simply die. Have fun with that.
I wish I had more confidence. |
Granted, but your head gets so big you can't fit through doorways.
I wish Burger King would bring back their bacon sundaes. |
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